The two lamps are fucking in the street. "Do you want my mercury?" said mercury vapor lamp "Yeeeeeeeah, please fuck me!" said sodium vapor lamp The two lamps are having sex, with their tiny genitals (they are lamps, not horses) "I want my mercury." "You are so cute when you get excited, you are my favorite fucking candle." "I want my mercury." In the distance there was a car, and a man inside was laughing "What are you doing?" asked a lamp "You know how it goes, every time a lamp gets excited it goes and finds something to blow on." "Well why should I want what you are blowing on?" said lamp. "I want my mercury. Come fuck me. You are mine. Yours." "Oh, I want your mercury." "Well then get your ass over here and fuck me." "But I want my mercury." "You are mine. Come fuck my lamp." The two lamps are fucking in the rain "Do you want my mercury?" said sodium "You are so cute when you get excited, you are my favorite fucking candle" "I want my mercury" "You are mine. Come fuck me." "Oh, I want your mercury." In the distance there was a man in a raincoat, and a lamp was looking down at his feet "What are you doing?" asked a lamp "I'm getting my penis wet." "Oh please fuck me." "I want my mercury." "You are mine. Come fuck me. You are mine." "Oh, I want your mercury." "I want my mercury."