The sodium lamp is now giving birth. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, PAAAAAAAAAAINFUUUUUUULLL" said the sodium lamp "Thrust, thrust, baby, thrust!" said the mercury lamp. "Ow, my back hurts, oh, my back hurts, baby!" said the sodium lamp. "Ugh, my back hurts! OWWWWWWWWOOOHHHH!" screamed the sodium lamp. "Oh, now, now, honey, it's all right! It's all right! Now, now, it's all right!" said the mercury lamp. "I can't go on, I can't go on, I can't go on, ooh, I can't go on! Ow... OH, ohhhh, ohhhhh!" yelled the sodium lamp as it continued to thrust and thrust at me as I screamed in agony. The sodium lamp was giving birth to a child!