I stared right above myself in my own bathtub was a, admittingly very beautiful, naked girl as she raised her arms in victory with her eyes closed as she grinned and yelled "Teleportation successful!" she then opened her eyes and looks right into my own
blink...
blink...
blink...
Time to do the only logical thing to do when in a room with a naked girl: Scream like one
"WWWWWHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT?!"
I scrambled out of the tub and slide on the tiled floor, grabbing a towel and wrapping it around my waist as I break out of the bathroom (all in one fluid motion), brain working to process the event that just transpired as I slam right into the wall outside
Mikan ran to my side and began to shake me, not at helping my already shaking heart "Onii-chan?! What's wrong?"
My red face sputtered out "N-Naked... Teleporting... " I slapped my cheeks and exclaimed "GIRL! IN OUR BATHROOM!"
Mikan stared at me with a blank look "What"
I grabbed her head and aimed at the bathroom "LOOK!"
We scanned the bathroom and scanned the still misty room to see.. no one else... "Where the hell did she GO?!"
I see Mikan smirk at me and smugly say "Onii-chan, I know you're at that age, but should mix up reality and your own daydreams?" She snickered "Being your sister can be embarrassing."
I stared at the gremlin in front of me before I yanked on the non-believers nose
The teenager sigh as he escalated up the flight of stairs leading to the bedrooms
Who really was that? Was she really a hallucination? Had at that swinging given me a bad case of delayed vertigo? No. Never. Web-swinging is perfect in almost every way, only repulsers can try to beat.
'Okay, too much mumbling and I really need to put some pants on.' The young man reach my door and opened it up, before jerkily coming to a stop.
...IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN...
The naked girl was sitting on his bed, looking not so naked having a towel wrapped VERY loosely around her.
He immediately slap his cheeks, and He proclaimed profoundly "W-Who are you?!... And W-Why?!.. Bath...blah..."
'Okay, maybe not really profound...Sue me...'
The girl smiled "I am Lala!" She proceeded flick a single lock of pink hair away to look him right in the eyes
His face began to heat up again, which causes the young man to slap his face again "L-Lala?.."
She smiled, slowly riling me up "AHA! I'm from the Planet Deviluke!"
His arms began to slack and fall to his sides as He stared down the girl in front of him "You're an A-Alien?..." The boy slowly backed up to the wall closest to his closet
The girl seemed to notice his sudden discomfort as she upturned her brows and gave a slightly hurt look "Is that a problem?"
The boy's heart froze in what He believes, and hopes, was fear as the perhaps second most important tidbit of advice of his life played in my head "OH! No! Nononononono! It's just-you see-um.." He just flailed my arms about in rapid succession "You kinda drop a bombshell out of nowhere, but that probably explains you teleporting into the bathtub, correct?"
Her face lit up like a bulb "Actually, that wasn't me, That was Pyon-Pyon Warp-kun!" She held up her arm, which held a silver intricately designed bracelet
The boy raised a brow "Pyon... warp-kun?..." so uncool... "Never mind, what's up? Why the visit?" Come to lay some eggs in peoples stomachs?, was what He managed to refrain from saying. Rito walked to my closet and slipped on my "Pj's", which was just the blue items of my suit as to not just stand around in just my underpants
She turned her attention to the floor as she sighed "I'm being chased." The boy stared at her in shock "I had thought coming to this planet would allow me escape, but my pursuers had managed to track me down. I was only barley to lose them using Pyon-Pyon warp-kun..."
The boy looked at her and could just feel like she isn't lying "But why? Are you some political leader or something?"
Lala sighed, "I am the 1st daughter of the king of Deviluke, and he has chosen to have me proceed him and chose a husband so I may take the throne.."
He just stared at her, unable to think of anything to say, only "That's... well, rough..." She sighed in agreement and flopped on her back on my bed
"That's not the worst part," She raised her hand and began to lift fingers as to countdown "They're all the same! My candidates are all mean men who are either selfish, old, really BORING, or JUST WANTING THE THRONE!" She grabs my pillow and gives a squeeze "I just couldn't stand it..."
Rito stared at the dejected girl in mute horror, not really sure of what to say next to help her. He also saw the slight shiver she made and realized she was still naked so He walked back to his closet and grabbed a random shirt, which was a captain america tee, and a pair of boxers and presented them to her "Here, Take em, you could really use them."
She slowly took the items from his hands and began to undo her towel, when the boy closed his eyes to give her some privacy. After a few moments to see her standing in the middle of his room, wearing his clothes... He had soon come to realize the shirt might have been too small for her as he could see it quite clearly see it cling close to her body... quite... "Thank you..." Lala smiled gently as she appears to relax. He quickly notice the swinging extra appendage behind her
"A tail? That's cool." She giggled... That's good, right? He didn't know but smiled anyway
"YUP! And I want you to know, it won't transform because of a full moon!~"
...Did she just...
"LALA-SAMA!" The spider threw his head to look where his window was and he could have sworn a white bullet sped in and tackle Lala.
"LA-la?..." The boy exclaimed before raising an eyebrow at what he saw was the thing that tackled the girl, and what said girl was giving the biggest (and perhaps softest) bear hug he'd ever seen
"PEKE!" This... 'peke?' appeared to be a rather small, completely white that looked rather close to a marshmallow-ish plushie, a bulbous head with swirly eyes and no other visible facial features, making it seriously resemble a plushie, even with the cute little jacket accessory and tie and teeny tiny bat wings.
The plush noticed the stare and turned to do regard the boy, with the tilt of it's head "Lala-sama, Who is this dull-looking human?" Said human balked at the rude little robot
Lala, missing the obvious jab, smiled "Peke, This is... uh..." The boy realized he hadn't introduce himself as of yet as she was starting to mumble
"Yuuki Rito."
"Ah, Thank you!" Lala smiled "This is Yuuki Rito, Peke. Yuuki Rito, This is Peke, My special costume robot!"
"Just Rito is fine, and special costume robot? with a fully capable A.I. system?"
Lala nodded "Uh huh!"
"Impressive!"
The girl smiled as the robot piped up "I am able to copy and mimic any outfit that I analyse, speaking of which..." The robot paused "..Lala-sama, You're actually clothed by yourself for once?"
'...Why does the robot sound surprised?...'
Suddenly, Rito's head blared a familiar warning. It had his attention turn towards the open window, and quickly reacted to it, pushing Lala away from the window and grabbing his backpack. Peke reacted angrily "You dummy, what are-" suddenly the window's curtains flew out, then rushing in and grinding to a halt stood two tall men in black suits and sunglasses,
"God, I hate it when I'm right.."
The boy heard a grumble behind him "Peke... Didn't I tell you to be careful about followers..."
The bot gulped nervously and hastily rambled out saying that resembled excuses with the girl threatening to choke the robot
Rito sighed, ignoring the arguing duo 'I have to try something here or it might get ugly, I guess diplomacy?...'
"Look, I don't really have a part in this, but I have to ask you two to get- HRK?!" The boy's neck was suddenly grasped and was lifted in the air
"Earthling, stay out of business that does not concern you." and hurled the struggling teen across the room and into the closet, destroying the door and covering his body in debris
"Rito! Gh!" Lala exclaimed before arm was forcefully latched onto by one of the guards, dropping peke
"Lala-sama, Enough fooling about. Let's go!"
Mikan looked to hear the commotion while setting the table for dinner "Ugh... Another experiment?"
"Gh..." The pieces of wood that was once a door grumbled "...Well,... I tried diplomacy.." the shuffling increases
Lala stared at the shaded man before trying to yank her arm out of his grip "No! Let me go!"
"Lala-sama! We have to leave!"
"I DON'T WANT TO!"
"Stupid little g-GH!" The guard was caught 'Off-guard' as a red and blue speedy projectile clothes lined him, causing him to release Lala
"Jeez~ Momma never told you to play nice?" The speedy blur landed on the bedroom's floor and the occupants had a look at the masked figure before them.
"What the hell are y-" "Language!" the figure flicked their wrist and a quick white substance erupted from it and sealed the second's mouth
the figure grabbed Lala's wrist "Come with me if you want to live!" The girl looked shocked before being pulled towards the window and flung through, jumping towards to the roof of a nearby home, and felt another tug "Move, Move!"
Complying, the girl made haste as they began to hop from roof to roof "Who- Why?.." The figure, a boy from the sound of it, chuckled "Because it's just what I do and because-!" The boy hopped off the final roof and Lala noticed that they had no more roofs, she heard peke exclaim from behind her before the boy held close with his left arm and extended his right arm, flicking his wrist and a thick line of white stuff had struck a lamppost, with the momentum they had built, Made them swing at a great speed
"I'm just your friendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN!"
A teenage girl looked up from walking her dog to see a girl with wild pink hair swing from lamppost to lamppost with... "Spider-man-san?..."
Lala had to admit that the way of movement was exhilarating, while slower than her flight technology, and was just plain fun! "Yah-Hoo!"
Spider-man's eyes (googles?) widened "Oh god..."
Lala didn't understand what he meant before a shadow washed over them a large truck aimed for them! Spider-man had aimed a shot to the ground and fired, hitting and yanking on the string to accelerate their descent as the truck flew over the heads and crashes right in front of them as they land on the ground.
"Hoool-ly... shit..." The Spider-man had briefly swore at the sight before slowly creaking his neck to look right behind him, which Lala herself followed as well to see the men in black once more behind them. They stared down at them as they slowly marched, the one on the left cracking his knuckles while the blonde he clothes lined on the right spoke in a deep baritone
"Lala-sama, stop this foolish chase and return at once!"
Lala took a step back and crossed her arms in front of chest "No!"
The Spider-Man had took a breath then did a bounce on his shoes soles "Welp, You heard the lady so why don't you pack it in for the night and get some din-"
"Silence, you insolent bug!"
Spider-man stopped as he threw his arms down and sighed "Yeah, I didn't think that was going to work either.." His showed an upturned expression before hopping back and grabbing Lala around the waist. "Hold on, juuust a sec, kay?" before leaping over the truck and placing her gently on the floor "Stay right here m'kay? Ill be riiight back." The girl nodded before he leaped again to the other side
'Clothesline' growled "Boy, you are stepping into matters that don't concern you: Leave now or else."
Spider-man gave a slight spaz of his gloved hands "Sorry, just a bad habit of mine that I can't seem to shake, not that I particularity want to." He crouched low "So big guy, Wotcha gonna do?"
'Cracked knuckles' responded "Crush an annoying bug.."
Spider-man winced "Okay, A: Arachnid, not bug; B: Not in your life, bucko; And C!" He listed with his fingers " It's quite literally rule number one of being a hero is to save people, annotated with 'Especially pretty damsels-in-distress', so Look-" The tingling came back as he shifted his body to the left as 'Cracked Knuckles' rushed forward with a right hook slamming right into the downed truck. No wait, that wasn't right..
That would imply his fist was outside the truck with atleast an indent, Not creating a hole to fit his entire arm in while making steel look like tin-foil...
'Okay, dealing with beings with super speed and super strength... I am so screwed right now..' he slapped his masked cheeks 'Suck it up, Mama Yuuki ain't raise no quitter!' the tingling returned and he was ready. He ducked as 'Clothesline' rushed in with in with a swing, Spider-Man proceeded to sent out a sweep kick, knocking the one off balance.
"As I was SAYING! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!" 'Cracked Knuckles' ripped his arm from the truck and use his arm to throw his arm at him with a chop "Whoopsie!" Only for the Spider-Man to swiftly dodge out of the way, which caused the attack to smash right into the concrete. Spider-Man had then dropped to the ground on his back, before propping the palms of his hands and launches off it using both legs to donkey kick 'Cracked knuckles' away, slamming right into the truck before he flicked his wrist to ensnare the man in a thick web.
"AAARRRGGHH!" Spider-Man turned his head to the side to the sound of the scream to just be blindsided by a quick strike, sending him flying into a tree then falling to the ground pathetically. He groggily picks himself off the floor, groaning and open his eyes only to find his right goggle missing
"Oh great... Do you know hard it is to make these things?!" The spider themed hero yelled as he hopped up as a blinding light erupted, engulfing the area
"What the hell?" Spider-Man said, shielding his eyes
"Oh no.." 'Clothesline' muttered while backing up
"No,no,no,no,no.." 'Cracked knuckles' began to violently gnaw at the webs to cut himself free
"What's got you two so...HUH?!" The light died revealing a huge flying octopus-looking thing hovering above them all as the men in black scrambled to get away together "Would somebody explaining just what is that?!"
"It's one of Lala-sama's inventions!" that didn't explain nothing!
"Vacuum-kun! Stop the fighting and suck them up!" The voice of Lala yelled from behind the truck as the terribly named robot eyes lit up and opened it's mouth and began to inhale everything in sight
The Spider-Man quickly latches onto the tree he was closest to him as he felt a strong wind try to pull him in, making him grunt. The other two weren't so lucky as they were instantly sucked up
"Adios muchachos!" The Spider-Man cheered as his opponents were taken off of the battlefield before his eye caught sight of a trashcan flying by him and various items that were just lying about the park they were at being casually sucked right into the flying octopus 'Now that's just a weird thing to say..' as he caught sight of a pink haired girl in midair, with sudden batwings
"Umm... Lala? Mind shutting it off?!" He yelped as the wind grew stronger
"You know my name?" She tilted her head in confusion, as he slowly started to lose his grip
"SHUT. IT. OFF!"
"Hurry Lala-sama!" Peke has seemed to be caught in the tornado, and just as he arrived? Tough
"...How do I turn it off again?"
At these words, the wall-crawlers tight grip finally gave in and was caught in the wind exclaiming loudly. He also heard Peke screaming and Lala... Laughing? at least she's having fun. He also noticed himself spinning closer and closer to the octopus, and with quick thinking, aimed and fired rapidly at the spout of the device to clog it up. The webs plugged the entry point shut, causing the winds to die down... right before the device imploded because it was jammed
The Spider-man fell with a violent and painful thud as a bit and pieces of broken, fiery technology dropped right next to him, while his head was pounding and was finding it getting kinda hard to breathe with the mask on. Trying to rectify one of those problems, He ripped the torn mask right off his face and inhaled as hard as he could "Air, Beautiful oxygen, let's not go our separate ways ever again..."
"You big meanie! You blew up Vacuum-kun! You-you..." The devilukian girl descended upon the webbed hero while throwing a fit for her lost device before looking him right in the face "Rito? You're Spider-Man?"
'So much for the secret identity...'
Rito, masked, was walking alongside Lala as they made their way back to his house on the abandoned streets at night
"Look, Lala.." The hero began "I'm sorry bout the octopus, so how bout this? You can stay with my sister and I while you take some time away from home? That way we get to keep my secret safe and we're good, please?" The hero begged holding his hands in a prayer position "With sugar on top?"
The girl tapped her lip in thought before nodding "That would be a start." She giggled and He sighed but smiled none the less under the mask. They walked more before reaching the gate where they re-entered the house via Rito's room
"Hold up, give me a sec." Rito asked before removing his mask, hood and shoes and crumbling it up in a ball and walked right into the damaged closet and tossing said items in. Afterword, He hopped right back down and stood right next to the pinkette "Look, Mikan, My little sister, doesn't know about this so I hope you can keep it on the down low." She nodded and he sighed, getting ready for hell. He opened the door, and immediately hopped back
Mikan stood in the door frame, staring at her brother with a look that felt like winter and her arms crossed, holding a frying pan "The food is cold."
Rito gulped as Lala hid behind him slowly peeking out "Um... I can explain?"
The spider sighed as he flopped on his bed after an hour of scolding from Mikan and a meal from reheated food made the hero only want the day to end even more "Speaking of which, how long til this day officially ends?..." He tilted his head to check his alarm
...
"Shit!" Rito hopped right off of his bed to his desk and booted on his computer 'shit shit shit...' the computer had turned on and he immediately selected a program designed for communication
The program had loaded and saw their was a call within his group that was already an hour long. He gulped and sent a request which was almost immediately accepted as a voice in a sarcastic tone in English replied "Look who finally decided to show up!"
Rito blushed in embarrassment and coughed, before meekly replying in English as well "Sorry guys.." as he said this, the desktop had popped up 3 windows showing 3 individuals
The first was a slightly overweight tan teen whose username was Ned L. "Lemme guess? Spent another 5 years in the bath?"
The 2nd was a brown haired boy with scruffy unkempt hair whose username was Harley K. "Mikan stuffing you to the prim, mah Boi?"
The voice from before belonged to the 3rd window which had a boy with spiky, standing black hair whose name was Ken S. "Or The obvious answer, Thought of Haruna Sairenji cause your little punk ass to pass out again? How warm am I?"
Rito blushed as an image in his head began to form, which he quickly shook away "Oh piss off, you little prick.." giving a mean glare before breaking out into a smile
"So... You were defeated by an earthling..."
Both guards flinched at the cool tone of the man before them staring at the blue planet below them, a planet that was believed to be extremely weak and utterly helpless had just beaten 2 elite guards of the crown, a complete embarrassment.
Or it very well could have been just this one indivudual, a being from another planet just passing through? They didn't know but WILL find out...
"Very well..." He turned to face them while pulling a blade from a sheathe from his waist as it lit up "I'll do it myself.."
...
He proceeded to re-sheathe the blade "...Okay, bye."
And part (2/2) is done... I ain't making no promises, especially since I have a full time job now...