"Damn! I'm not gonna make it!"
A figure identified as the Spider-man was seen leaping from building to building in a rapid pace
"6 small store robberies! 6!" He shoot his arm towards a nearby building and fired a line of webbing, holding a grip on the stone and began to swing from building to building "Not even my spider powers can save me here..."
Soon, His eyes caught sight of his target: Sainan high, his own school. He began to leap from another building and took one last web zip and landed on the rooftop... to hear the bell for 1st period ring, making him groan "You know what? I'd like to be early for school..."
Spider-man's alter ego, Yuuki Rito slumped on his desk in defeat as He was caught late and made to stand outside for determined time before being aloud to come in with the people around him making snide remarks and a crumbled piece of paper tossed at him, which he took as so not to appear any different from before. He gave a quiet sigh 'Today sucks..'
"Haruna, Hm? What'cha you there?" Rito's head snapped to his right to see a dirty blonde girl with short hair with a girl with pigtails standing over... her...
Haruna Sarenji was, without a doubt, the cutest girl in school with the smoothest skin, silky short hair and a kind face with a even kinder personality. She looked even cuter when she blushes and.. wait, she's blushing?
Haruna tilted the notebook in front of her to show it to her friend's (and unknowingly, Rito) to show a small sketch, and Rito squinted hard to see... Himself! Or well, Spider-Man!
"Isn't it that masked weirdo?" The dirty blonde girl mocked causing Rito to glare
"I was caught walking home after school later than usual, so some mean men followed me.." the girls gasped (Loudly that the teacher had tried to tried to tell them to quiet down but was ignored for being quite old and unable to shout) and "And when I was at my most scared moment, he came and save me so.." she gave a radiant smile "I am really grateful.."
Rito looked on in shock, before turning his head to look outside before breaking out to the biggest grin he'd ever made
'You know.. today might not be so bad..'
As the boy thought this, A pink haired girl hovered over his school in a peculiar white outfit with working bat wings holding a bento box. The girl hummed in delight "I found it~! Rito's school!"
"Lala- sama" A squeaky voice came out of nowhere "I want to know what you are going to do.." The girl responded with a happy chirp
"I'm going to give Rito his lunch, of course." the voice groaned, annoyed
"I mean about your current living situation, how long do you plan to live with the Yuuki's?" Lala blinked "I mean, Your father would no doubt have the location marked, so what are you going to do?"
The girly merely gave a knowing smile "No worries~! I have already formulated a full-proof plan to keep us here."
Meanwhile, A figure stared off in to the distance, looking over the city "The earth..." The figure was a man with shoulder length silver hair, an intricate set of armor with a cape flowing in the wind "As truly undeveloped as we last seen it.."
The figure frowns "But this boy... 'Spider-Man'..." He scoffs, disappointed his men had fell to such a weak sounding opponent "He'll soon regret ever crossing Deviluke's forces, as well as I!" He leaped off the roof and landed on the in a position that be titled a 'Super- hero landing'
"The mighty Zastin!"
Rito sighed as the bell announced lunch break, as he got up to open his bag and pulls out a bento box he had gotten from Mikan. He pulled out the box and opened it, before doing a double take. The box was empty and clean.
"Ah great, just great... " He slaps his forehead 'The amazing Yuuki Rito forgets his damn lunch, I hope I got some cash for a sandwich or something...'
"Hey is there a 'Yuuki Rito' here?!" Bursting through the door was a random student Rito had never met before eho was for some reason calling for him
"And what's it to you?"
"Because there's a sexy as hell girl looking for that asshole!" The teen erupt into a jealous aura. Rito was taken aback, because he felt such a reaction could only mean trouble. And 'sexy-as-hell'? who could... oh... ooooohhhh...
...Today was a complete crapshoot...
"Rito~! Hello~!" The pinkette strolled down the head turning the heads of every boy and girl she passed, not that she would notice in her search of the orange haired secret-spider.
A group of teens walk up to her "H-Hey there..." "We could help you find this Rito guy.."
"Really!?"
"Hey Lala!"
Everyone tilted their heads as a teen leaping 5 steps off the staircase he was on before coming to a dead stop in front of the girl, who was overjoyed to see him. He was decidedly less so.
"What the heck are you doing here for?!" And He marveled at her attire "And the heck are you wearing?"
The hat on her head jiggled "Yo" so this was Peke while he was doing his job... He'd wore better
Lala smiled while holding a bento box in front of his face "Mikan asked if I could give you this~!"
Rito was admittingly a bit surprised at the relatively harmless answer before a chill rode down his spine. The boys that have been following her to this point glared very jealously at the spider. "OI, 'pukki bito' or whatever, how the hell you know hotstuff here..."
Rito gulped, unable to give a answer, which meant he couldn't stop Lala from giving her own "We live together!~"
Rito's jaw drop to what could have been the worst possible answer at that very moment. The steadily brewing sense of jealousy rose exponentially "HOW?!"
Rito choked on his saliva when Lala continued "Because we're engaged!~"
Silence filled every hall, as every jaw on the male population dropped.
then a voice uttered "So that was your plan..."
Yeah, on second thought, that was the worst possible answer...
The lid on all of the hormonal teenagers exploded and all men in the area made to rush him. Even if his blaring siren wasn't going off (which it was), Rito knew staying right in that position would be a terrible idea so he proceeded to book it, with the entire male populous after his blood. The pinkette had the entire situation fly right over her head "Rito must be very popular!~"
The hat on her head gave an non-pulsed look "I highly doubt that's the case.."
The spider ran as far as he could through the maze of hallways, which was easy considering his skillset. He made quick turns into different halls and avoid certain hall that the buzzing in his head said to stay clear of. This led him straight into...
"A DEAD-END?!" Before him was the entryway to the condemned wing of the school, which has been closed off from any young scholar from injuring themselves, which will soon be the reason why he was gonna be black and blue in the next minute if he didn't figure what to do.
He scanned every corner of the hall for a plan. He couldn't break the door open, that would only alert them of his location. The hallway next to where he came from was the girls locker room, which was self-explanatory. And the window right beside him was-!
Rito stared at the window before breaking out into a smile and running to it and slamming it open. He looked down to see he was on the second floor, while he could jump, he'd didn't want to risk showing off that agility, however...
He looked to see the the building and noticed a ledge, not to big mind you but enough to seem like it was plausible to use it to escape should any onlookers see. He hopped on the ledge when He heard the horde "Do or die time!" and began to climb alongside the wall. He didn't actually used the ledge, but kept close to give off the allusion while using his gifted clinging ability to move.
He moved alongside the wall and saw another window and climbed right in. He slumped right in, and held his breath as he heard the angry murmurs of the mob. Soon after, they had left to search again and he breathed easy once again.. right before...
"Rito~!"
The boy yelped up in surprise as he hopped away. He turned his head back towards the window and saw Lala floating just beyond the windowsill, before entering "Found you!"
The boy blinked "B-But how?"
The hat on head gave a pointed look "One merely had to follow the trail of destruction you leave in your wake to solve that problem."
Rito glared at the both of them before a bento was once more shoved in his face, and looked to see Lala give a warm smile "Eat up!"
Rito wanted to talk more but decided to shut up and eat when his stomach gave it's 2 cents. As he munched, his mouth filled with wonder. His little tiny runty baby sister could sure cook, The guy who catches her eye would be one lucky well-fed fool.
And speaking of eye-catching (un)lucky fools... "Lala, why did you lie to the entire student body? Now they'll be after my head on a pike.."
The girl took a seat on a discarded chair "Well, you promised to help me stay on this planet."
"And how is sending an angry mob at me going to help?"
"Because I want us to be together.." Lala shyly said into her hand, causing Rito to blush wildly
Rito realizes she was trying to pull, and shook off the red from his face and tried to confront her on the comment. 'Tried' being the key word
*RING~!*
Rito groaned and shut the bento box "Look, let's talk later, I don't want to be late for class again." He stood up "I should be finished around 8 a clock tonight, So let's talk then, at the riverbank at the edge of town, we'll have all the privacy we'd need."
Lala and Peke stared at him blankly "All... the privacy... you would need..." Peke said disgusted "What a pervert.."
"Grr, Not like that you bozos!"
He shouted before hopping out the window and proceeded to climb along the wall outside
Peke grumbled "Lala-sama! This whelp is completely uncouth and disgusting! We should just find another choice and-"
"No." Lala interrupted "He is the only one I can rely on, and besides..." She looks off to her side to view the bento box "He promised.."
Rito sneaked past a corner into a empty hall, making sure to avoid anyone of the same gender in fear of his life.
A man stood in front of the chalkboard with a piece of chalk in his hand.. his only hand. He turned to see the new arrival and nodded his head
"Nice to see you make it, Mr Yuuki." Rito returned the favor and smiled
"Good afternoon, Connors-sensei."
Meanwhile at a police station, A rookie cop was staring at a man in a rather elaborate cosplay
"So you mean to tell you are an alien coming to pick up your princess and slay a... child, correct?"
"Yes! Just like I told you!"
"...Okay dude, for real, how much have you had to drink today?"
"GRR! I must make haste and-
The rookie sighed, ignoring the ramblings of the cosplayer, as he pulled out a pair of handcuffs
'This guy is a jackass, Maybe this story would make Yui laugh...'