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Wearevenom: As I noted before, I am not the biggest Venom fan, but I won't knock the possibility of venom in this story. You just KNOW the black suit has to appear, but will take up the focus. I think there was a My Hero Academia crossfic like that... I had my problems.

Yuuki Rito sat at his desk, wide awake for once as he sketches in his notebook for the Schematics for a new device: A tracker. One that He could probably use to on Sasuga to find out where He lives to find his hidden agenda for Lala. It would be shitty if He did find too incriminating to support a case for taking too close in young girls but He can't be too sure especially with the king of a entire planet riding on his webbed ass.

'I could dumpster dive after school, maybe I can find what I need, I just have to worry about-' His thoughts were interupted by a loud voice but not the loud voice He was expecting.

"The fuuuun has arriiiived! Wassup!" Sliding open the door to the class walked a boy with spiky black hair, a rather obnoxious smug face and stretched out arms as if to embrace the world. Nobody acknowledge him except one, who the teen walked toward "Miss me?"

The one being Yuuki Rito himself, who smirked "Nah, Had a good couple of weeks without hearing your plans to sneak into the girls loc-" Rito's mouth was covered by the other boys hand as he looked to see the girls give him a strange but angry look causing him to whisper

"Shh! How could you, I thought I could trust you!"

"Not when you try to use me as a scapegoat, bro." Rito gave him a deadpan response before smiling "How was Sweden?"

The teen rolled his eyes and sat at his own desk, that was closed to Rito's "Two weeks of dull, bro, like I said on skype, Mom spent all the time there in board meetings and/or sleeping, why'd I even bother going with her is beyond me.."

"Didn't you say before it was to see if you could get an authentic Swedish massage?"

The teen winced and shivered while muttering "big man hands.."

It was Rito's turn to roll his eyes "Vietnam flashback, Ken?" The two were actually very close to each other, having become so from the beginning of middle school. Both were unimpressive young males so obviously they had nothing better to do than talk

"Imagine if Ned or Harley heard this?"

"I would never live that down.." Saruyama's eyes narrowed "Don't you fucking dare."

The teen shrugged while smiling "Haha, yeah right man."

Ken reclined in his chair, putting his arms behind the back of his head "So what have I missed, confessed to your muse yet?" He said with a Cheshire smirk

"No..."

This caused the wealthy teen to sigh at his friend in disappointment "Something's never change?"

"You got that-" The teen was interrupted by another loud voice, this time the one he was expecting

"Rito!~" The teens head was pulled back and felt the back of his head feeling very cushioned "The people here are so nice! Teehee!" So it must be Lala and the cushions were... were... "Rito? Are you awake?" She released the teen to have him slam his face right into his desk

"Huh? I thought he was awake?... Oh Hiya!" She waved at the person she hadn't met before

Ken stared in obvious shock "...I take that back... I was wrong"

"Two-timer..."

"It's not like that!"

time had passed since the beginning of the classes and was soon after gym classes and the scheduled lunch time for everyone, and to communicate with friends or in this instance, to interrogate them.

"Then explain to my why that hot chick is fawning all over you..." Kenichi had watched all day that the weird pink girl had made it her sole purpose to get up close personnel with Rito which of course made him jealous of the lucky bastard but concerned about the prospect of his best friend just giving up on Sairenji, a crush he had since the two became friends in Middle school. The one true OTP.

"She... Well, she lives with Me and Mikan..."

"..."

"That's just it, man! She needed a place to stay and I let her into our house, that all there is to it..." Rito said, very embarrassed

ken stared at his friend for a good moment before sighing and opening his bento with Rito doing the same. Ken opened to see a expensive and exquisite meal, that took a lot of effort from the chef who made it, and look at Rito's lunch "Wanna trade?" Rito smiled as He pick up his chopsticks and starting having at his food. "Ugh... I thought so.."

"Where's Sairenji?" The twos ears perked at this gossip

"The class rep? I think Sasuga-Sensei asked her to help him some items in the back shed."

"Like, OMG! That sounds so scandalous or what?!"

Ken snickered "Looks like the rumor mill is still as chaotic as ever, eh Rito?... Dude, you're spilling rice." He said as He poke poke Rito's face that had his mouth wide open as He then started to mumble something inaudible "Rito?"

The teen stood up super quickly, knocking his seat down "I gotta hit the can!" as He left his lunch and made his way to the door before being stopped by a high pitched voice

"Rito~!" The pink haired girl named Lala came in holding her own bento as She tried to halt him, keyword being tried

"No time!" The teen said, running out the door in a speed thought previously impossible for him, leaving the pinkette in silence

Saruyama decided to break the silence "Looks like He was holding it in for a while, huh?" This caused the girl to turn her attention on him, catching him as He tried to sneak a bit of Rito's fried chicken out of his box. He stopped as the girl made to walk to him and sit in a seat right behind Rito's chair.

"Ooh, Are you Rito's friend?"

Kenichi looked at her curiously, it was obvious she was hot, Rito wouldn't lie about helping someone out being the chivalrous bastard he was, the girl was hot, she seems to want to get get really close to him and she was hot. Did He mention She was hot? "Yeah, The name is Kenichi Saruyama, and I am by default the best friend as Rito doesn't have any other friends.. until now it seems."

The girl nodded "Well, I am Lala! Lala Satalin Deviluke!... um... I'm new here, I guess?" She stated while rubbing the back of her head

"Yeah, I can guess that, as someone with bubblegum pink hair tends to stand out.."

Lala nodded while opening her bento "I've arrived yesterday, but i've known Rito for about a week."

Saruyama noted how she wanted to keep the topic on Rito, and He also noted how to the male population of the classroom and those peeking outside the windows. He might as well grant her request while shoving all the bad karma onto Rito. Like a good friend "Well, we've actually been together since Middle school."

"Oh really? How?"

"Well, it starting when I couldn't care enough to do my own homework so I tried to bribe the smartest nerd...

SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!

Saruyama had him distracted all day! He had forgot to keep an eye on Sasuga!

He ran down the halls, leaping over the stairs and even hopped out a window when He made it outside near the cages of all the clubs and the shed that had all of the sports equipment. With a pull on the door to the shed that nearly ripped it off it's hinges, Rito stared in shock.

Standing while holding a cell phone with a shocked was Sasuga and next to him was "Haruna-Chan!" who was tied up with silver tentacles around her arms, chest, legs and... privates... Focus! He had to save her!

Sasuga growled "Well, you certainly make an entrance, Yuuki Rito..." He said angrilly while shutting the phone close "I was just about to call you too.."

Rito angrily took a single step as Sasuga held up his hand to show He had a strange silver tube "Uh uh uh, Yuuki Rito. Make another unneccesary step and young Sairenji pays for it."

This brought Rito to a halt, what was He going to do to her? Never-mind that now, He had to figure a way to get rid of that switch!.. "Why are you doing this, Sasuga? Why!"

Sasuga snickered "Still haven't figured it out yet?" He said while his body erupted a strange aura as his face started to contort and hair was lost. Now standing a tracksuit was a purple fish looking monster with fangs?! Was He always like this?! "I needed a good disguise to access the school, your teacher was a GREAT fit, hehe..."

Rito glared at the alien "And where is the real Sasuga?" The alien pointed off to the side to see a bound and gagged Sasuga in the corner "Okay... but why go through all this? What is your actual goal?"

The alien smiled "An introduction first. I am Gi Bree and my goal is LALA SATALIN DEVILUKE'S HAND!" Rito's eyes widened causing Gi Bree to smirk "Lala will be mine and the throne to Deviluke will belong to me as well! Muhuhahaha!" Gi bree begun to make an exaggerated supervillain laugh

Rito took a step back and gulped. This guy was freaking crazy! "And if I say no?..."

Gi bree stopped and stared at the boy before pressing a button on the controller, causing the tentacles around Haruna-chan to tighten and...

*Riiip*

release to strip HARUNA-CHAN!?

Ripped fabric was torn in a way to just barely cover up her pale white c... NO! Stop getting aroused, you moron! This is serious!

"Keh heh heh, I see that this one too much of a step down from Lala-chan..." Gi Bree pervily looked Haruna-chan over

Rito couldn't take it anymore and shouted "Stop! Let her go!" The teen stomped his foot hard, unknowingly causing cracks to appear underneath "You really think taking people hostage will make Lala like you, you bastard?! HUH!"

Gi bree stared at the boy and took a step back from the rage pouring out of the boy before smiling as his body began to pulse with energy, with his muscles starting to grow along with his height. "It seems you are taking this the wrong way." His transformation complete with Gi Bree becoming the size that would Austrian bodybuilder's proud! "I want Lala's body for just the pleasure she would no doubt bring, I have no care for that insolent innocent personality she has, in fact I shall make it my duty to craft her into the most willing of love slaves! And no doubt with the power of Devilukes armies, I shall be invincible!" Gi bree began to laugh maniacally once more, enjoying the lack of verbal response from the child.

What He did hear made him stop.

*STOMP STOMP STOMP*

Yuuki Rito was slowly making his way to Gi bree with his hands in his coat pockets, and his thick spiky hair overshadowing his eyes. Each step He made caused the air to vibrate as Gi bree finally noticed each step Rito took caused cracks to form in the thick concrete. Alarmed, Gi Bree pulled out the switch shakily

"H-Hey!? DON'T CARE ABOUT THE G-" He was interrupted as the switch was tagged by a mysterious white substance before being ripped away from his grasp. He turned to see the controller now clutched firmly in the hand of Yuuki Rito who tilted his head to stare right at Gi Bree.

And He swore He saw the devil himself.

"You are..." The controller in the boys hand made a creaking noise "THE WORST!" The controller shattered into a million pieces as with a quick step, that shattered the concrete underneath, Rito zoomed forward with arm arched back And using his full strength, launched his first punch that was without holding back. He aimed directly at, the looking like He was about to plead for his life, Gi Bree.

Rito had expected a long grueling battle that would've taken every ounce of his strength to at least make a dent against a foe that looked like that if He was a video game boss, He would've at least five health bars...

*PUNCH!*

*CRASH!*

*slump*

...It was not...

The second the punch connected, Gi Bree was sent hurling through the various equipment used by the clubs that occupied the room and slamming right into the wall causing many cracks and an imprant of the alien to form. Gi Bree , defeated, slowly slid down the wall with a caved-in face with a jaw that looks absolutely broken.

Rito stared at the mangled enemy then his own fist, He knew He was strong but that... ugh...

"Rito!~"

Suddenly the door of the shed collapsed to reveal Lala standing with what looks like a robot dog, She smiled as She stepped in "It might have taken longer than I would have like but Sniffy-Sniffy Tracer-Kun found you here! But why?..." She was interrupted by a sudden puff of smoke apearring, replacing Gi Bree with a small pathetic imp that had a similar disfigured face

Peke looked at the sad heap and said "A Balkean?"

Rito blinked and asked "Um.. a what-now?"

"A species that has incredible mimic abilities to ward off predators that might seek harm to them, it is supposed to counteract the fact that they actually have really weak bodies."

"...And I just punched that guy with a weak body with a punch as strong as a friegh train..."

Lala picked up the sad looking alien then took out her phone and pressed a button to make a strange looking toilet appear. She dropped him and proceeded to flush , sending Gi bree down the swirl. She turned to look at the bewildered face of her friend "That was a personal transport to Zastin's ship, He'll take care of him and We can head back to class!"

Rito stared at the girl at a loss for words. Then He gave a shake of his head "Actually.." He looked off to the side "Haruna-Chan!" This cause the Devilukian to notice the girl trapped in the silvery tentacles. This alarmed Her.

"Huh? Is this a game?"

Rito, after kicking off his shoes and leaping to the ceiling, proceeded to start ripping off the tentacles "Actually, That guy was trying to use H-Sairenji-San as a bargaining chip against us, but He failed so can I get a hand here?"

Lala, using peke, repaired Haruna-Chan's outfit and started to shuffle away some of the more snugly wrapped tenteacles "So they know..."

Rito, ripping another off, replied "Yeah..."

This saddened the girl "And they tried to hurt Haruna too..."

"It isn't your fault."

Rito had saw where the girl was leading to a mile away. "I noticed the strange behavior of the fake Sasuga and didn't it to you and failed to keep my own surveillance, so it's more my fault."

"But-"

"And I haven't done my part to keep my neighborhood safe, so don't hog the blame." He said, breaking the last tentacle, causing Haruna to slump forward and Lala caught her with a hug to keep her from falling "Can you carry Sairenji? I'll take the real Sasuga and we'll head to the infirmary, okay?" The girl nodded and silently followed his orders.

They arrive at imfirmary to see it was empty "Mikaido-Sensei must be out for lunch, let's just leave them on the beds." Rito said, laying Sasuga on a bed with Lala doing the same "Lala, do you mind staying here while head to the classroom first? I still need to finish my lunch."

Lala tilted her head while taking a seat "Don't you wanna be here when Haruna wakes up? You did save her."

Rito, turned his head away while glowing red "Well... I don't do this for wealth or fame, besides, from what you told me that guy was just a pushover.." was his lame reasoning "If she does wake up, Tell her She passed out because of heatstroke or anemia..." He said before leaving the room with the awake girl just staring at him

"Lala-sama?"

Lala turned her eyes towards her hair piece that was Peke "Hmm?"

"What are you going to do?"

She smiled "The right thing."

Later on, Haruna's eyes fluttered open as She took in the new environment: The nurse's office. How did She get here? "Haruna!" Suddenly a flurry of wild pink hair engulfed her vision with a sweet heartshaped face looking right at her

"Lala-san?"

"The girl smiled "Thank goodness. They say you passed out from something called Anemia and we brought you here!"

This caused Haruna to blink "We?"

"This also cause the girl to give the biggest smile had ever give "Rito found you and brought you here." This made the other girl paused

"Yuuki...kun..."

Afterschool, Rito had begun to walk home. Nothing of note happened that day except Ken apparently ate his lunch when He left and He was hungry.

"So, are you gonna leave now?" Lala said halfway to their house, This was right around Rito had left her yesterday, apparently. The actual was that He folowed her home as Spider-Man to see who tried something if She was for some reason alone.

"Nah, I have something I need to work on at home I need to finish, so I'll skip the afternoon patrol for today."

This caused the girl to smile as they passed by a few shops, holding games, candies and.. "Oh~!"

Lala pointed at a crane machine filled with plushies and she pointed at a patchwork rabbit with bandages "It looks so cute~! Hmm?"

"What's wrong?"

"It's you!" She pointed at the plush sitting right next to the rabbit to see..

Rito's eyes widened "Oh bullshit, they jack my image.." He saw a chibi version of his current spidey outfit with a big bulbous head and stubby limbs '

"They're both so cute~!" Lala gushed

Rito, checking his pockets and found the appropriate amount of change "You want em?" Lala turned her attention to the boy as He inserted the change in the machine "Give just On-e second." He said taking his hands on the controls with Lala looking impressed

And then.. *THUMP* "And that's all She wrote."

Rito ducked down as He pushed open a flap and reached in and pulled out the toys. Yes, TOYS, as in plural.

"Oh~!" Lala took both plushies and cuddled them causing Rito to smile until He realized: One of those were him...

"...Let's just head home..."

They made it home and retired to their own personal things.

Rito was done.

He completed the improved outfit and it just looked badass. He just had to show someone, maybe surprise a random criminal with the upgrade? No, something else... Ah!

Rito pulled out his phone and scrolled down to his newest contact, which was easy since He really had no one to talk to on his phone that He couldn't walk downstairs to.

Lala laid on her bed while cuddling the toys Rito had won. Having fun playing with their cuteness when she felt a vibration as she looked at her D-Dial to see a text from Rito

'I got a surprise - Come to my room'

Lala blinked then smiled, Loving surprises. So She hops off the bed and trots along to Rito's room and opens up

"Hello~!" She was met with silence making her open her eyes to find the room She entered empty with sign of spiky orange hair anywhere.

Lala looked to view if any sort of disturbances to lead to where Rito could of ran off to and noticed the open window and followed out it. She had Peke grow wings and float her out to look around the wide open space

And the sudden thump behind her cause the girl to "EPP!" and look back

There, standing on the rooftop, was a figure in the moonlight. The figure was covered head-to-toe in a skin-tight suit that seemed to hug closely to the figure's toned body. The suits body of mostly red with blue segments, with the red having a web patterned design that caps at the boots to the mask on his head. The mask that had the ever familiar lenses of... "Rito?"

Rito shook his head and lenses gave a more concentrated look "Nope! Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-man!" Spider-Man proceeded to crouch and held the position for a few seconds and leaped with a charged jump and fired a web and swing away, laughing merrily as he glided through the ir

Lala Satalin Deviluke looked on as the spider hopped from the roof and made his way to the city, Peke made a grunt "Cocky brat.."

Lala giggled "Okay, I'm impressed."

Was I the only one who thought of the Mysterio "Boss" in Spider-Man 2 for this situation had Gi Bree not wimped out?

Just me?