Okay, wow... Over 8,000 words... that is the most I had ever wrote on this site in a single go...that was absolutely mouthful... I uh... Okay this chapter is my longest so far and this is just the first story arc...

I feel like I need a beta to help me condense these things... but more importantly pick out any spelling mistakes I leave, I always give it a once over before posting but when I read it back it is always a typo somewhere... or a part I accidently deleted... that happens a lot too...

Anyway, please review as all constructive criticism is appreciated

Spider-Man is owned by Marvel
To love-Ru is owned by Saki Hasemi, Kentaro Yabuki and shounen jump


(Spidey P.O.V)

OH MY GOD.

Spider-Man swung his way to school while processing the info He had collected yesterday

1. Aliens aren't a new thing for this planet or hell, this town! Though after what happened in new york in 2012, that surprised him less than what He heard after

2. Lala gave out her secret!

Spider-Man slaps his forehead "You had one job, Lala... Okay, You kept mine under wraps but just revealing you are an alien princess to people you've really just met is not the wisest of moves..."

'I'm just glad the people who learned took it well: Haruna-Chan was a angel so I had no doubt she would understand, Ken sawed big boobs and he liked and that's all their is to say, Momioka and Sawada on the other hand, surprised him, They really had no reason to trust Lala after the revelation but continued to grope Lala anyway. Senpai tho...'

Or my three Senpai's really. All three had left before I got there but from what I heard, Saki-Senpai seemed to really give Lala the cold shoulder and left in a huff followed by Fujisaki-Senpai and Kujou-Senpai. She seems to have an issue with aliens, though I never heard her talk about it before? Maybe She saw the chitauri attacks on TV?

It would make the most sense, but I can't tell for sure by just speculating. I don't know if She would try to expose Lala to the school yet, but I can't just excuse the possibility, She is THAT crazy...

oh here's my stop.

Spidey lets go of his web and re-balances himself by somersaulting and making a perfect landing "And the crowd goes wild! AAHH!" He loud whispered before gesturing to a flock of pigeons "And the judges say..." a single pigeon took off "...And there goes the Russian judge."


(3rd person P.O.V.)

Yuuki Rito slumped on his desk, giving a long yawn. Class has yet to start officially so He try to get a bit of shuteye as He had spent the majority following a theft of an ATM and ultimately came up empty-handed.

Actually, now that He'd thought about it, it seemed rather strange. The ATM was perfectly cut out of the wall it was in, no edges or anything, really cleanly. Was it an inside job? or perhaps some sort of tool... or maybe-

"Yo! Rito!"

Rito opened his left eye, the closest to the voice to see Kenichi again

"*Yawn* What is it, Ken?.."

Kenichi had his hands in his pockets "I wanna know if you want to hang out today? That test in Connors-Sensei's class is coming up."

Rito blinked "Uh, Really it's only two weeks, why do you want to jump on it now?"

Ken gulped "Well... You know how Mom like me to be prepared?... So how bout it?" He said nervously "Hey can we study at you house though?"

Rito raised a brow "Why?"

"Oh no reason! Just to have some of Mikan's food is all!"

Rito stared at his best friend for the longest time and could feel he was missing a piece of this puzzle but he didn't know how to continue to poke more info out so he left it as is for now, FOR NOW...

"Yuuki Rito, you bastard!"

"Oh for fuck's sake.." Suddenly, Rito was pulled out of his seat by the scruff of his neck and made to stare right into the teary eyes of one Ren Elcie Jewelria

"for as long I shall live, I will never forgive you! That kiss was meant for Lala-chan!"

"Don't say things like that out loud! People are listening!" Rito scream-whispered with clenched teeth.

"Oh! boys love at it's finest! Holding each other so close!"

"Damn it Momioka!" Rito said as He, and the other boys turned to the doorway to see Risa, Mio, Haruna and Lala walk in. Ren quickly let go of Rito and pushed him down and ran to Lala

"Oh Lala-Chan, Please forgive me

"Okay! I'll forgive you on one condition!" Lala smiled ominously, Ren wasn't the wiser

"Oh Anything!"

Suddenly a quick swipe happened underneath Ren's nose making it itch "E-Eh?!.. La-La-...CHO!" Ren sneezed, exploding in a spectacular puff of smoke as He was replace with Run, who looked surprised beyond Hell

"EH?!" two voices said out loud, one being from Run herself and being Rito, who had no idea wht the hell just happened?

"Huh? Ren?!.. What?!"

Lala giggled while giving a peace sign "Rito, This is MY best friend, Ren Elsie Jewelria!"

Rito raised an eyebrow and looked at this 'Run' character and noted that it was the girl he had met when Ren showed up 'So that's where she was... I guess thats okay?... Her other half is kinda a piece O' shit tho...'

Run gave a displeased face looking at Lala and said something only his enhanced hearing could pick "I ain't your damn friend..."

Rito raised an eyebrow and turn to Lala who talked to the other girls obviously, as Run continued to glare in a cute way.. wait cute?

'Well... I did call her c-cute... Damn it, Spidey's words have came back to bite me in the ass..'


(Later)

"So... How does twenty questions goes?"

It was lunchtime as Rito and Lala sat on the rooftop. It was to ensure the privacy Rito needed as He really wanted to finish his tracker. They quickly ate their delicious food and Lala watched as Rito slowly started to assemble what looks like a small spider-like button. She found it quite cute while Rito said it was mostly to fit all of the tiny bits in a nice manner. Slowly, it was done and Rito had relaxed after finally finishing his newest creation, He could try syncing it with his computer later and test it out then. They sat in silence for a bit before Lala said She was bored, and Rito sarcastically said "I don't have a deck of cards on me, what do you want? 20 questions?" and now they are here.

"Just ask a question, I answer, then I ask you a question, you answer and then we repeat, simple."

"Oh Okay!"

"Ladies first?"

"Oki Doki~! Hmm..." Lala tapped her lips "When is your birthday?"

Rito chuckled "Birthdays are a thing in space huh? That's easy, October 16, how bout yours?"

"Hmm... in the middle of July, the 16th? Earth calander's are a bit weird... Wait, your birtday is pretty soon, no?"

"Eh," He shrugged "Dad is too busy with work every year so it really is just Me and Mikan having cupcakes every year, I don't really care. BTW, thanks for question two!"

"EH?!" Lala puffs her cheeks "I didn't mean to use my question!"

"Haha~!" Rito just waved his hands "I didn't make up the rules, Lala.." Rito licked his lips "Hmm... How do you get into inventing?"

"Lala lets go of the puff "Hmm... It was actually out of boredom, really. My days were spent learning the history of my home-world of Deviluke and how Papa, Mama, Zastin and the royal armies led the universe into peace, and Believe me, Learning about old tactics, even the ones that didn't work was exhausting and REALLY boring..."

Rito shrugged "Eh, learning these thing are how we not emulate the mistakes."

"Ugh... You sound like Zastin.."

"Okay, ouch... and I think Zastin would also be offended."

Lala rolled her eyes "Anyway, when I was 8, just to have Momma stay a bit longer before leaving a conference, I dismantled her entire ship to the last bolt."

Rito stared at her with wide eyes "...Lala Satalin Deviluke, you go BIG or you go home."

Lala giggled "Thanks, How about you? I never seen anything like those bracelets you have."

"My Web-Shooters? Oh They' not that impressive.." Rito rubbed his spiky hair "Actually, I was 8 too."

"Really? Wow~!"

"Hehe.. It was actually after an event I visited that year, The Stark Expo."

"Stark? Like Tony Stark?"

"How do you know Tony Stark?"

"Rito-Papa had a lot of magazines."

"Ah... Yes well, That was some years after Mr. Stark revealed himself as Iron Man, and like most kids, I just saw a guy who blew things up, until.."

Lala just looked at him with baited breath

"He saved my life." Lala gasped "A couple of androids began to run amok and try to hurt civilians, One cornered me... and Mr Stark blew it up." Lala just stared "I looked into Mr. Stark's life and well... I felt inspired, I started small by fixing toys for Mikan, next thing I knew, I was building a computer from the trash and worked like a dream."

Lala smiled "Huh... We have the weirdest inspirations, don't we?"

"Hell yeah... What does your mom do? You never seem to mention her."

Lala smiled "Oh She's great~! Momma is in charge of most of the political stuff about the universe, Papa is more the muscle supporting her."

"Ah... The matriarch truly holds the power in the relationship as well as in the universe."

Lala giggled at the joke. "Yeah, My sisters and I really look up to her!"

"Sisters?" Rito asked, surprised at the appearance of new family members

"Two~!" She held up two fingers in a peace sign "The number of questions and sister's, tee hee~!"

Rito rolled his eyes "Okay, You got me."

"My sisters are twins, Nana and Momo," She pulled up her D-Dial and showed a picture of a girl in pigtails smiling with a fang in her mouth "This is Nana, She is a little older than Momo but for some reason people find that hard to believe.." Rito looked at the picture and saw a perfectly healthy girl with messy hair and two curls "And this is Momo! The youngest but She's always mistaken for the second, I don't know why?..."

Rito looked at both pictures and with the proper insight, knew who was who. Though He had to admit from the profile pics, Nana gave off a more childish air and Momo... was certainly healthy to say the least.

"How about yours?"

Rito shook his head and blinked at the princess. "Huh, sorry, What?"

Lala looked him right in the eyes "What does your Momma do?"

Rito had felt his entire body freeze, his heart grow cold and his mind a fuzz. His mother... HIS mother...

"Rito?" Lala said concerned at her friend going quiet, and looking uncomfortable

"M-My mom, right! Uh... She's.. A fashion designer, She made lots of dresses that model wore.."

"Wow~! Hmm, You said 'Wore', like a past tense, What does She do now?"

Ice fell to Rito's stomach making him feel even sicker... No.. Not now... please not now...

"Rito?... Are you... Okay?..."

"AH!" Rito suddenly backed up as Lala's face got extremely close to his face "What were you doing?!"

"Y-You were just standing there mumbling... are you okay?.." Lala said, worried

Rito looked at the girl and swallowed his saliva "I'm fine, just... I pass on this question..."

"Rito!"

"Lala, PLEASE!" He shouted louder than he planned to...

Lala, surprised, stared at the boy "O-Okay..."

"H-Hey... anything else you want to know?.."

Lala said nothing, unsure of how to continue

Rito bit his lip, trying to find a way for this to be less awkward... "So, uh... You got any thing else to talk about? Other abilities?..." He said, hoping she took the bait

"...Uh... I'm pretty strong? I was able to pick up the pieces of Momma's ship without too much trouble."

"Oh! Super strength, That 's pretty neat, I have that too... actually it's more I have the proportional strength of a spider."

Lala tilted her head "Proportional strength? I think Nana talked about that once, what is it?"

"I am able to lift 170 times my body weight, just like jumping spiders do."

"Rito-san!" Peke piped in "My scanners have you pegged at least 62 kg, and if my math is correct, you should be able to lift several tons!"

Rito rubbed the back of his head "Yeah, I don't really like to use my full strength and I usually hold back against those I fight."

"Wow! Anything else you can do?"

"Well... I can climb walls of course, increased agility and speed, I can take a bit more of a beating and feel fine, and my sense were made super great, too great even, so I made my goggles open and close to help me focus."

"Cool!" Lala said with stars in her eyes

"I also seem to have a danger sense, one that help me detect if someone or something is going to attack me or anybody else."

"Oh~! Nana told me about something like that! A spider's sense!"

"Yeah, a spider sense... YES! THAT'S IT!" Rito shouted, surprising Lala and Peke.

"Eh?"

"I have been trying to think of a name for it for the last 6 months!" Rito then ducked into a pose of seriousness "My Spider-Sense is tingling!"

Lala gasped and began to look around, making Rito laugh.

"Sorry, not yet really, but nice reflex."

Lala pouted "Okay big guy, What are you going to do afterschool?"

"Actually Ken invited himself to our house to study, He just has to get something from his house first, I think it's okay to have one day off."

"Oo~! That sound fun!"

"Eh maybe, anything else? Lunch is almost over."

"If i may, can I ask one?" Peke said

"Hmm? Oh sure, you can take my question then, I'm good." Lala said with a smile

"Thank you Lala-Sama" Her broach's eyes changed to a look of being pleased "I am curious, How did you acquire such abilities? Mikan-Sama and Saibai-Sama don't seem to share such traits as you, Rito-San."

"All I get is 'San', Pfft whatever.." Rito said a little miffed "But okay, I was bit by a spider."

silence reigned over the rooftop

"...Really?"

"YeeeeeeP, six months going to seven now since I got bit."

"That... sounds incredibly stupid."

"Oh yeah? You're stupid!"

"Why you!"

Peke and Rito argued for the rest of lunch until the bell rang to signal the return to class, which they did so but during the rest of the day, Rito and Peke kept glaring at each other


"Oh great, the elevators down!" Ken said at the penthouse suite, which He had brought Rito and Lala to see the EXPANSIVE living quarters of of their pervy friend. But it seems there was trouble in paradise He went to his phone and dialed a number "Hey maintenance! What's going on!"

"I'm sorry sir, a electrical malfunction. It's gonna take us some time to fix it, but you'll have to use the stairs for the next hour."

"Damn it!" He angrily ended the call "Now to face the struggle of having an eighty story house..."

"Oh! Maybe we stop on the development floor?"

Lala blinked as Ken gave a un-amused face "Oh you fucking nerd..."

"Oh come on!"

"Wait development floor?!" Lala bounced up and down with excitement, and Rito smiled

"Yeah, for good publicity and Ms. Saruyama likes to tinker, an entire floor is dedicated to experiments. If they passed, they get to go the main branch on the other side of town."

"WOW~!" Lala smiled while Rito smirked

"Come now, It's two vs one..."

Ken could only glare before sighing in defeat/\.

"Prepare to be amazed."

They make to the sixtieth floor where a door with a keep out sign hung front and center. Ken casually ignored the sign and pushed the door open. They were greeted by many silver and chrome contraptions

Ken removed the rag from what it was covering to reveal... something?

It was odd in shape, looking pointy, and colored as chrome. looking around the back shown it to have a jet turbine in it's center piece with the wing having strange looking gyros inside. It honestly gave the impression of a REALLY BIG chrome bat.

"Okay, I'll bite, What is it?"

Ken shrugged, beginning to walk away from the object "Don't really know, but from what I caught eavesdropping on all the science bigwigs talking about, it's supposed to some sort of combat glider."

Lala and Rito blinked "Glider?"

"Yeah, it was apparently in the notes Mom had lying around, supposed to add a bit more unpredictable mobility to battlefields."

Lala nodded as She pounded her fist into her right arm "Oh I get it, Zastin always went on and on about how it was best to get the drop on ones enemies, ugh... those lessons.." She made a disgusted face

Both male friends stared at her and looking at each other, with Ken finally said "It's really weird knowing Lala-Chan is actually an alien, Bro."

"You haven't.. Y'know?..."

Ken waved his hand "Nah, Lala-Chan is pretty cool so I don't want to ruin the fun, neither do Sairenji, Momioka and Sawada."

Lala smiled and went to expect the glider as Rito whispered to Ken "I noticed you neglected to say anything about Tenjouin-Senpai and her gang.."

Ken sighed quietly "I don't know what to make of that girl, man. She's hot but psycho, She's hot but obnoxious She's smart but annoying and She's hot but really quiet when We would like an explanation, Like just before you got home, She gave Lala the biggest Ice bitch impression I'd ever seen and storm out with her not-at-all-lackie's running after."

Rito rubbed his spikes "Christ..."

"You said it buddy.."

Rito paused as He begun to think solely on Saki Tenjouin, the girl had never any reservations on aliens even when He first met the girl in junior high...


"Aww!"

"What were even half of those damn questions?!"

A young boy with spiky hair and a pair of thick rimmed glasses looked around at his classmates who were bemoaning at the end of their entrance exams. They had just made it to the junior high branch of their schooling year and were giving a test to place them to classes... and a majority had failed..

A pair of arms had grabbed his shoulders, and He turned to see the sniffling face of his best friend look right at him. "How could I have missed those?! We have been studying for weeks!"

Rito turned to look at the rankings of all the students and found his friends in the bottom of the positive half of the listings.

"And after I started to pick up my grades too, Mom's going to be pissed at me!" He moaned "What about you?.."

Rito, who didn't find his name at the bottom continued to look up and up, "I don't know, still haven't found it yet... It's weird though, I only knew half those questions thanks to studying texts from NEXT YEAR! How could they be on our entrance exams?"

Ken stopped his crying and looked art his friend "Wait, next year? That doesn't make any-"

"OI!? WHERE IS YUUKI RITO?!"

This caused both friends to jump in shock and turned to the screamer, who was a blond boys in a tracksuit. Motemitsu it was?

"U-Uh... I am?"

Suddenly Rito was lifted by the collar and held in the air. He was scared of the anger of the taller teen

"E-EH?!" was going to happen.

"How the hell you got the top marks?! I had studied for weeks, you sonavabitch!"

"Hey leave him alone!"

Motemitsu glared at the rich boys who glared defiantly at him "Or what? Is 'Mommy' gonna sue me?"

Ken gnawed on his teeth and tightened his fists at the taller boy, had nothing stopped him, He was going to start a fight that could get the lot of them expelled before they even got to the school!

Suddenly a tap on a microphone caught all their attentions as they looked at a middle aged balding man in shades. He cleared his throat and said "Hello new students! Um... This is rather embarrassing to admit but all your test scores from this passed exam are null and void!"

"Eh?!" Screeched the entire student body

"Yes, well... it seems that the tests you had all taken last week were actually meant for the next grade up! So it was pretty obvious that most of you failed!"

"A... FLUKE?!"

"So that explains it..." Ken said, breathing a sigh of relief before looking at Motemitsu "You heard the man, now let him go!"

Motemitsu scoffed and let Rito fell to the ground "Whatever, I'll now i'll win next time.."

(To cut the immersion for a bit, Motemitsu had only BARELY managed to not fail next time.)

Rito winced as He rubbed his butt that took the most impact "A-ti-ti-ti..."

Ken offered a hand to his friend who excepted. He smiled as his friend continued to rub himself

"Just in the nick of time?"

"A little sooner would've been nice?"

"Well what are you gonna do?"

Their attentions were brought back to the man in charge tap his microphone again "Yes, well before you leave to retake your exams with the proper papers this time, I wish to congratulate Yuuki Rito for actually excelling with flying colors!"

Rito began to hide in the collar of his school uniform as Students who knew who He was turn to glare at him " I think crawling away would suffice..."

"I think so too..."

"OH-HO-HO-HO!"

Both Rito and Ken cringed at the laugh that sounded over all other sounds in the courtyard, with Ken mumbling "Oh no..."

Rito raised an eyebrow "Oh no?"

'Oh no' was a tall girl with blonde hair and a large bust and hips in a middle school outfit holding two pieces of paper

"Where is Yuuki Rito?" She called as all eyes turned to him, ratting him out and making him squeak.

The girl smiled as she strutted over with two other girls following close behind her, they appeared unimpressed of the situation while 'Oh no' was smiling right at him. Her smile faded when she saw ken

"Hmm, Saruyama..."

Ken returned the sentiment "Hey, tenjouin..."

Rito gulped as he felt as if he was stuck in the middle of a cold war, Which given their glares, might not be too far off.

"Wait, Tenjouin? Of the Tenjouin group?!"

'Oh no' Tenjouin smiled as she replied "Why yes! I am the beautiful only daughter to the Tenjouin name, Tenjouin Saki!" She said, holding herself in high regard "But you may refer to me as you like, my rival!"

Rito's eyes widened "R-Rival?! How!?"

Tenjouin present the two papers in her hands: One bearing her name and one bearing his! The one with her name had a red 98 circled while his... had a hundred! "You have bested me, my little kouhai! and with that, I will defeat you!"

"...I'm good." He tried to walk away with Ken.

"...AHA! There you go, my rival! Until we meet again!"

True to her word, Tenjouin-Senpai had tried various times to beat Rito with pop quizzes for money or switching his tests again with ones for the next year, He never excepted or realized the expected range of the questions before the tests began. He was actually very happy when Senpai had to leave for the surprise business trips their families went on even if Ken had to be a sacrifice for it.


While Rito was walking down memory lane, Lala inspected the circuitry of the glider and noticed that seemed to be missing a few components, that wouldn't help make it fly..

Lala tapped her lip "Hmm... Oh!" Lala pulls out her D-Dial and presses a few button causing a light to appear before her as it transformed into a toy-looking wand with bat wings

"Lala-sama? Are you sure that is a good idea? It really isn't your invention..." Peke whispered

"Pish posh, without the almighty tool, this thing will never fly!" Lala said with a smile and began to get to work

Peke sighed dejectedly, feeling like this will go all sorts of wrong.

back to the other two, Ken sighed catching Rito's attention

"Something wrong?"

"It's nothing.."

Rito gave him an 'oh reallly' stare

"It's just... My dad's coming by soon for his alimony."

Rito cringed, Ken's father was a touchy subject he had kept quiet since befriending the boy. Apparently, his father, an American named Norman Osborn had left his wife before Ken was born with Her taking him and their shared company. Norman normally comes by every few months to collect alimony so He could perform experiments in a privately owned complex, though last He heard it was failing... Okay now coming to collect made sense.

"Sheesh... That's why you wanted to go to my house?"

"Honestly? Yeah, I HAVE to come back home every day as an heir, but my mom trusts you enough to let me stay at your house. This place is always unpleasant to be in when they are together..."

"Ken. You know I-"

Suddenly Loud turbines begin to power behind them making the friends look at the glider once again to see Lala standing right on top of it.

"LALA?!" They cried as The girl leaned forward causing the glider to activate and zoom out of the room! Lala laughed as She blazed down the hallway, leaving her two male companions in her dust

"...She just flew an experimental war vehicle out for a test drive?..."

"...Yup..."

"Annd She's gonna cause untold havoc?"

"...Most likely."

They both heard crashing noises down the hall.

"..." They quickly gave chase.

"LALA!"


A tall woman stood in the foyer of Sarutech staring at someone with disdain. She had black hair, black eyes, an A-cup bust and a suit with a short skirt. She had her arms folded while looking at a man with red hair, a suit as well and a similar scowl

"Norman... I see you are well..."

"You as well, Nodoka... How is the boy?"

The woman gave a pointed glare "My son is doing fine, THANK YOU FOR ASKING." She emphasized never taking her eyes off him

"As well as your company, albiet stolen.."

"You were sending us down into bankruptcy with those developments!"

"And I see you have regain that power, what was so rightfully mine.."

"You SON OF-"

"WEEEEEE!"

A girl's cheer cut off their rant as they look to see outside was a girl with pink hair flying with

"That's the glider!"

"My invention here?!

They were astounded, one because that project couldn't have been funded properly and the other because they had so many problems just getting it run! And now some girl is flying it... WHO WAS THAT GIRL?!

"Lala!" Suddenly the doors slammed opened to reveal two boys in a panic, one of them froze upon seeing them while the other ran to the window "Lala, stop that now! That isn't yours!"

"Really now? Aww... " She slowly piloted it down to the balcony outside the window, Ms. Saruyama to finally ask

"Yuuki-kun? You know this girl... AND WHY DOES SHE HAVE THE GLIDER?!" She snaps

Rito winces, sweat starting to well up on him "Oh I'm so sorry! T-This is Lala, a friend of mine and the elevator was out of order so We took the stairs to the development labs..." He looked down feeling very awkward right now...

"And by doing so, have tampered with an experimental instrument of destruction?"

Rito gulped under the glare of the woman as He quite nearly pissed himself before he saw her chuckle

"Excellent! We were having a little trouble with the stabilizing sequence, thanks!"

Rito heave the biggest sigh of relief he could while Lala smiled hopping off of the glider. "Yay!"

Rito turned to see a man he had ever seen before in person looking at them with a contained rage "O-Oh... Mr. O-Osborn?"

Mr. Osborn merely glared at him before turning away to look at Ms. Saruyama "We will talk about this, Nodoka, remember that.." as He made to leave

Just before He pushed the door open, Ken piped up "D-Dad?..."

Mr. Osborn turned to see his son... and scoffed, before slamming the door open and storming out

The occupants all stood in awkward silence, not knowing what to do...

Ken made to look at the floor downtrodden when he felt a hand on his shoulder. Turning, He saw it was Rito giving a smile

"Come on, lets go, Mikan is making a lot of Stew tonight..." He turned to Ms. Saruyama "Um... is it cool if He spent the night with us?..."

The woman looked at her sad son and nodded "Very well, and have fun... I got some paperwork to do.." She said offhandedly, staring at the newly functioning glider


"Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Uber has come to serve! YEE-HA!"

Spider-Man was swinging throughout the shopping district of Sainan holding a bag of groceries inside of his school bag. When they picked up Haruna and her friends and arrived at the house, Mikan had discovered that they were out of some important ingredients for dinner tonight RIGHT after Kenichi's limo left. His alter-ego volunteered to get some in time for dinner. Web swinging was no doubt the fastest way to travel to and from... SUPER VEGETA marketplace...

How had they not gotten sued by Shounen jump He'd never know...

Oh well, He'd gotten his materials so all that was left was to head home and-

T-The tingling?... His Spider-sense was tingling now? But why?...

suddenly, his attention turned to right behind him to see oddly shaped...flying jellyfish bots? The... things He had just mentioned were a strange blue and yellow cone shaped machine and they were plentiful, like they were twenty of these things!

"Lala? Is that one of yours? I ain't that late, am- WHOA!" Suddenly one of the bots went to tackle him with Spider-Man barely missing him

"Smart money's on NOT LALA'S!" Several more of the herd began to aim straight at him, making him have to dodge in mid-air with him letting go of the web and twirling to evade two that were aimed to hit him right in the head and legs and webbed one and using it's momentum against it, launched it right at the pack behind him, destroying a few that couldn't get away in time

"Yeah! 4 down, 16 to go! What else you got, punks!" Suddenly the robots began to shift and the tops of each open to reveal a hole in the tip...

Spidey-Senses?... What is-

And then each robot suddenly popped out syringes with big barrels and LONG needles...

...Oh my god...

"N-N-N-NEEDLES! RETREAT!" Spider-Man fired a web and made to run away as each robot gained a boost of speed to try and stab him.

"Nah-uh! I ain't doing this!" He let go of the web and began to fall directly at the ground, arms at his side and legs straight to increase the speed of the fall as the bots kept up the pace. He was a few feet from the ground when He aimed a web at a wall and swung into an alleyway, this made a few bot that didn't catch on smash right into the pavement.

Others had managed to turn and keep up the chase "Okay 8! But I can't celebrate now until these things stop chasing me!" He said hopping on a ledge and using it to give him a boost of speed, making a bit more of distance between himself and the bots "These can-openers are really persistent!"

Spider-Man then turned to face the mechanized meds and fired a web directly at one, causing it to gunk up and ram into a wall "And you get a web!" He aimed and hit another "You get a web!" and again "You get one!" and again! "You ALL will get web!"

Seeing it four brethren bite the dust the remaining 3 robots scattered "Wicked! Hey where are you three going! The parties just start- Wait... three? I thought-"

Suddenly his Spidey sense got wind of a single bot aiming at him with his back turned around "Crap! He broke formation?!" Spidey maneuvered himself to face the rouge bot and aim his web at it but was having a tough time with gravity. This small window of opportunity was all the bot need to shoot forward and stab Spider-Man RIGHT into the arm.

"YEEE-OUCH! And I thought boosters were bad, These shots are actually trying to kill me!" The barrel of the needle began to fill up with his blood quickly "Please tell me that was clean and-HEY! I ain't a donor!" The robot detaches itself from him and begins its escape "Hey! That's mine, give it back!"

Spider-Man fired a web and tried to run after the blood-stealing bot only to find it's friends hungry as well with one of them using it's needle to cut his web

"Yikes! Is that the ground I see?" Spider-Man says, noting how close He was to the ground. To avoid becoming a pancake, He fires a line to a wall and swings just in time for for his feet to barely touch the floor as He tried to keep up with the speed as He let go of the web and ran as far as momentum took him.

When He stopped, He noticed the three bots gunning for him again, this time He'll make it the last time. Just as they got close enough, Spider-Man dodged and sent each bot crashing into the ground "Not the smartest of bots..." He said, taking a breath before turning his attention to the sky "But effective, in whatever they were doing..Speaking of..."

He fired a line at a building close by and launch himself towards it and climbed. After getting a good distance, He looked out over the city in search for the final drone and getting nothing "And the one that got away... I wonder why they wanted just my blood? Damn, I should have brought the tracer with me..." He didn't think to bring in his school bag when He had left, 'I mean, Who attacks a guy on his way for groceries!...'

"Oh! The groceries! I still have th-..." He went to check his bag to see how were the ingredients.

All of the groceries were bruised and destroyed.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-"


"-Inally! I'm home!"

Spider-Man had quickly went back to the marketplace and repurchased the same ingrediants... and some bandages for his arm, he really hopes they don't notice...

"Oi! Yuuki-Kun! What took you so long?" a voice called from his kitchen, leaving him surprised

"Momioka-san? Are you... helping Mikan cook?" He said walking to the kitchen to see Mikan handling the stove boiling some water while Momioka was cutting some of the vegetables they did have earlier

"I've dealt with having to cook for myself before, so I decided to Mikan-chan since there's a bunch of us here!"

"I guess that's okay..." He said unsure, leaving his groceries on the table

"Rito, did you make sure to get everything I ask you for? You're pretty forgetful." Mikan said inspecting the food he had brought

Rito waved his arm in a nonchalant manner "What? No! I got everything.." Actually He had forgotten to grab carrots the first time around but Mikan didn't need to know that...

"Rito... What's with the bandage?"

'SHIT! I use the bad arm...' He gulped "I got a bit held up with a curb and a guy on a bike... I got help and patched myself up, no worries!" He said, sweat beading down his forehead when his arm was pulled out and held by Mikan who ripped the bandage off. If anything, He was glad that the needle had exited erratically causing a cut wound to form instead of an obvious injection wound... that was the only time anyone would consider getting sliced a positive.

"...Okay, you made sure to disinfect it, RIGHT?" She empathized, staring him right in the eyes.

"Y-Yes! I made sure!"

"... Okay, I'll replace the bandage and get back to dinner.."

He breathed a sigh of relief as a brand new bandage was placed on his arm. He left the kitchen and walked upstairs to leave his bag and costume in his closet so no one could see it. He opened the door and...

stepped a few feet back "L-LALA?!"

Inside of his room was Lala and Run in nothing but towels. Run had looked horrified while Lala was happy to see her friend

"Oh Rito~!"

"Lala, Why are you naked in my room?!... and Run too!"

Lala smiled as Run tried covering herself in his bed sheet "Oh Ren was bitten by Haruna's dog, and his clothes was ripped. Run and Ren don't share injuries so I switched them so they weren't hurting, but Run doesn't have any clothes."

"And you use my clothes because?..."

Run piped in "Uh... Ren doesn't keep female clothing on our ship, so I'm really used to dresses anymore..."

"And Peke forgot to charge last night so I can't use him."

'Peke's a guy? Huh, the more you know...' "Okay... Why are you in towels?" He looked at Lala, who sheepishly smiled

"Oh we all took a bath together before we studied!"

"...Did you make sure to keep Ken out?"

"Hmm? Yes, but when we finished, we found him by the door passed out and red."

Of fucking course...

He looked over to Run who was staring at his poster of Tony stark that was a blowup of a newspaper when He had revealed himself as Iron Man. She looked to be reading the captions on it but kept squinting. He soon realized He was standing in a room with two naked girls in towels. Before his brain could shut off, He bee lined for his closet and took out random tees and pajama bottoms and tossed them on the bed and left. He collapsed on the floor and laid there for a few seconds, his door had reopened

Coming out in a green tee and purple pajama bottoms was Lala who bounced and gave a twirl "Thank you! I'll be downstairs!" She said, walking down the stairs.

He breathed a sigh of relief and stood back up and turned to his door and grip the handle, He began to turn it before stopping.

"Wait a minute... a girl is changing in there, how could I forget that!" He removed his hand from the knob and knocked instead "You finished?"

"Ah! Uh... almost... I'm just borrowing some underwear... is that okay?" Run sai

"Sure, help yourself." 'Lucky I decided to switch from briefs to boxers a year ago...'

"Thank you... I'm done..." He nodded and opened the door to see Run still looking at the poster in a black tee with a red hourglass and black pj's and he could see plainly, she was still squinting really hard "I... am...-"

"Iron Man"

Run jumped and turned to him "Oh thanks... I really haven't learned the language of this land yet... I really figured Ren will still be the one in full control... He does too, as he isn't afraid to tell me." She ended exhausted

"Is that so? Any other problems?"

"huh? What do you mean?"

Rito said nothing as He walked to his desk and opened a drawer and began to search it "Now where are.. Ah! Here it is." He said pulling a small case out

"Huh? What is that?"

He said nothing as He tossed the case over to her, which surprised as She juggled it for a second before laying it flat on her hand

"Uh... I don't-"

"Open it up and try them on." Rito said calmly

"E-Eh?... Try what-?" She opened the case to find a pair of glasses

"I don't need them anymore, see if they work for you for the meantime until we can see Mikado-Sensei about proper sized lenses." Rito said with a comforting smile maiking Run blush

"O-Okay..." She said, taking the initiative and placed the spectacles over her eyes and her eyes widen "Everything... Everything looks so... so...!"

"Clear all of a sudden?" Rito offered

"YES!" Run shouted before 'Epp'-Ing and looking at floor embrassingly "I'm sorry.."

"Eh, It's cool, I'm just happy you can see now, Jewelria-San." Rito said, giving Run some respect that He would not offer her brother.

Run blushed again "I-I don't if you call me Run... if you want.."

Rito smiled "Well okay, Run-Chan."

Run smiled and went a little redder "T-This makes us f-friends... right?"

Rito looked at her curiously before shrugging. He did plan to be friends with her before Ren came into the picture "Eh, sure, why not?"

Run smiled as hard as She could, an actual friend! This couldn't be any better!

"How dare this bastard flirt when Lala-chan holds in high regard, you shameful bastard!"

Okay this COULD be better...

(Meanwhile)

Lala happily bounced down the stairs with an excited giggle that all her friends were here and they were gonna have fun! Nothing made her happier!

As she thought this and made it to the bottom of the stairs, Her eyes wandered to a framed picture. It was a family of four, the two smallest were obviously Rito and Mikan, the older man was Rito-Papa but was cleanly shaved and next to him was a woman. She had a similar hair color and eye color to Rito, had a very healthy body and was holding a smiling little Rito. They looked very happy...

"Is that Rito's Momma? But why didn't he want to talk about her?" She was very confused, did Rito not like her? Mikan too? She needed to know but Rito won't give her an answer so what could She do?

Mikan? No... Whatever problem Rito had, She could have too and She really didn't want Mikan to feel sad like that...

"Who else would... AH!" A lightbulb went off in her head as She trotted to the living room to see Haruna, Mio and Kenichi reading textbooks, Kenichi was science while Haruna and Mio had Math. She walked up to Ken and smiled "Hey there."

"Eh- Oh, Lala!" Ken slammed his book and gave Lala his full attention while Subtly noticing that Lala wasn't wearing a bra underneath her shirt if the indents are to go by and not so subtly beginning to perv on her by growing red and drooling.

"Can I ask you something?"

"S-Sure!" He said excitedly, appreciating the jiggle

"Who is this?" She brought out the photo from before and pointed at the woman holding little Rito.

This caused Kenichi's blood to freeze.

"Hmm? Is something wrong?"

"W-Why you wanna know?..."

Lala looked at him unsure before saying "I was asking Rito eariler and..."

Ken's jaw tightened "Ahh... I see..." He turned to see Haruna and Mio still focusing on their respective studies "Can we go outside? I need some air.."

Lala raised an eyebrow and nodded as both walked out the screendoor to the backyard

Ken sat on the porch and look at the photo "Okay look... Don't talk to Rito about this, it's sort of like an open wound right now."

Lala blinked "Open wound?"

Ken sighed "The woman... is named Yuuki Ringo, I personally never got to see her as She made dresses on the global scale, but She was a nice woman... REAAALY damn figure.."

He swallowed a bit of saliva and his eyes flickered to the garden to her to the sky and to a window from the upstairs of the house

"Look... This is something I really don't want to talk about, so I just say it here and we leave it at that..." He looked her right in the eyes "...She's gone."

"Gone? Gone where? I don't understand..." Lala said tilting her head "Is she far away?"

"Jesus, Lala-chan..." Ken rubbed his hands through his hair "I mean she's GONE."

"Gone? You keep saying that but I don't get it.."

"Oh god... I have to say it..."

"Say what?... Ken, you're scaring-"

"She's dead."

Lala froze, his words processing in her brain "E-Eh?..."

"Yuuki Ringo... is dead, Lala-Chan.."

Lala could only stare at the teen who looked extremely uncomfortable "Dead? but she looked so young..."

"I only know from what I heard from Saibai-san and read in papers, but she was carjacked and shot not too long ago.."

Lala's brain couldn't process this. Rito, Mikan and Rito-papa were so kind to her and they had something like this hurting them?.. "W-When exactly?..."

Ken sighed and looked at the sky "Like 6 months ago now...maybe 7?"

Lala's brain remembered the earlier conversation...


"YeeeeeeP, six months going to seven now since I got bit."


That is just a coincidence... They can't be connected...Right?...

Right?...


(Meanwhile...)

In a laboratory, several machines were whirling as a screen displayed a strand of DNA being broken down to reveal hidden facets. Next to that was a prototype suit of battle armor that had a shade of green to it standing several compact-able orange bombs which added a bit of color to the cold lifeless steel that surrounded every inch and corner

"Excellent, the formula is properly synthesizing. Soon we can have a test on a live test subject."

This was said by the man knowned as Norman Osborn who was close to his breakthrough to finally put Oscorp back on the map again. He had a potential buyer with a business in new york

A beeping from from a monitor on the other side of the room alerted him that he was receiving a call on videochat. Norman strolled over and accepted the call.

Once activated, a large static box appeared with a crown symbol to keep the person anonymous as a deep voice said

"I beleive your so-called serum is finally being worked on after so long you have had me on hold?"

Norman bit down his probable aggressive response, He did not need to make enemies of the BIG man... "Actually, Yes! It is synthesizing as we speak and I shall begin my tests on lab mice so-"

The voice interrupted "BAH, I have placed so much of my funds into you and this is what I get? More delays?"

Norman swallowed a growl "I need to time to see if it's safe or even works!"

A slam was heard on the other side "Arguing with me? You are on thin ice as is, Osborn! You have yet to supply a single rifle when a common man such as Toomes has armed my forces better than you ever could. I will take business elsewhere soon enough if you don't make progress, I already have a taker who is not too far from you actually.."

Norman's eyes widened "You don't mean-?!"

"I am making a contract with Sarutech and the chairmen will continued our negotiations after your unity day festival. Prove your serum works or you are out, Osborn..."

and the feed was cut off.

Norman's fists clenched in rage "Out... OUT...OUT AM I?!" He grabs the computer screen and hurls it across the room with it smashing against a wall.

Norman huffed and puffed as He ran his fingers through his hair and growled before sitting in a nearby chair

"Damn Sarutech, Damn that blasted kingpin AND DAMN THAT WHORE!" He shouted, pleading for one good thing to come from this...

*Ding!*

Norman turned his head to see his serum finally completed as it shone perfect green glow

"Kingpin wants a test run?... I'll give him one HELL of a test run..."

But first... He needed his glider...


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