This is by far my longest story... After I promised no regular updates... What is life?

10,000 words... Though a good thousand came from... down below...

Anyway thanks for sticking by and hope you enjoy the story, any creative criticism is appreciated

Treyalexander63917: It was a toss up between Saibai and Ringo for a bit until I ultimately picked her. Saibai doesn't do a great job looking after his kids but at least he is the same country... Most of the time. Ringo will have some added bits but what you see is what you get. Spider-man having to deal with Parker luck and Yuuki luck? He's a goner.

Guest: *Using the power of google translate* Hmm... I'll do my best but Venom is a rather complicated character. Topped with I am not a big fan of him but we shall see... And Being Tony Stark's bitch? I wouldn't word it like that, but technically yes?... Don't sign off! Rito will be think the universe of Iron man... before meeting him.. That'll be fun

Spider-Man is owned by Marvel

To love-Ru is owned by Sami Hasemi, Kentaro Yabuki and Shounen jump

The day is owned by Porno graffiti


It was not your average day in the Yuuki household and considering it has aliens and superheroes now, that was saying something.

Today was the day of the unity day festival and the Yuuki sibling and their special guest were preparing. The boy of the group, Yuuki Rito sat on his couch waiting for the other two finish in changing into their outfits for the party.

Rito wore a blue shirt over a grey longsleeve and baggy khaki pants, which covered up the fact He was wearing his Spidey outfit underneath all his clothes in case any trouble arose.

He reclined thinking about earlier that day...


"Yo Lala-Chi! Are you excited or what?"

It was the beginning of school and everyone was preparing for the long haul until later that night which had everyone buzzing as Momioka and Sawada rolled right up to Lala taking her seat behind Rito

"Huh? For what?"

Sawada balked "You don't know, Lala-Chi?"

Momioka smiled at the alien girl "It's the Unity day festival that is sponsored by Sarutech and the Tenjouin group, it's kinda like a big party with fun games and great food!"

It was too mark good will and pleasant vibes while SUBTLY pushing residence to try the new products of the respective companies which everyone knew but enjoy the festivities too much to really care

Lala's eyes widened "Oo~! That sounds so cool! We were never allowed to do that on Deviluke, this will be so fun!"

Momioka slyly smiled "and that's not the best part..."

"Oh?" Lala said confused and excited

"We're being visited by a very special guest..." Sawada said to build suspense to the answer Lala wanted to hear as She was starting to bounce in her seat "Pop-Idol singing sensation Kyouko Kirisaki!"

"WHAT?! No way!" The princess said becoming extremely hyped for the Unity day festival for the chance to see the real life Magical Kyouko on stage.

Rito grumbled at that fact as He held no ill will to the actress or really her ability work with the dialogue she was given... It was just the writing of Magical Kyouko sucked and was really meant only for gradeschool children and older people who just thought the girl looked cute. He didn't want to come as harsh but... IF SOMEONE SAYS ANOTHER DAMN PUN ABOUT FIRE OR HOW IT WILL SOLVE EVERY DAMN PROBLEM, HE. WILL. SNAAAAAP. SSSNNNNNNAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP.

Maybe he shouldn't have watched that marathon with Lala on his day off...

Lala stood up and gave Rito puppy dog eyes right in his face "Can we go? Canwecanwecanwecanwe-"

"Whoa, whoa whoa! Sure, Mikan and her friends will be going and I'll have to chaperone them, so sure."

"YES! UNITY DAY FESTIVAL!" Lala cheered with Sawada and Momioka as Rito just sighed and let his head rest on the table for what looked like it was going to be a looooong night...


Rito chuckled about such childish enthusiasm before his attitude soured as a memory from later that day came into focus...


"Yo, Rito!"

Said boy looked to see his friend walk over and pull up a seat next to him for lunch, holding a fancy bento box in his hands.

"Oh hey, Ken.. What's up?"

"Oh nothing, just wondering how you are doing and what you're planning for tonight." He said, flickering his eyes between him and a sight behind him

Rito nonchalantly answered "What I'm doing now is eating my lunch which I am not sharing with you, you thieving little monkey..."

"Oh screw off!" Kenichi said brushing off the joke as he opened his bento "And tonight? You know you are invited to the ball in the penthouse right?"

"Sorry, no can do." Rito said apologetically "Mikan and her friends need a chaperone and Lala has never visited a festival before so we're going to visit the sights, sorry."

Kenichi whined "Aww... not the only people my age who will be there is Tenjouin and her posse and they already hate me..."

"Like every girl in this school?"

"You know what, fuck you. I'm taking your teriyaki."

"Nooo way, Jose!" Rito said defensively holding the box away from the angry friend

Kenichi growled before calming down "I see Lala-Chan is eating with Sairenji, Momioka, Sawada and Jewelria-Chan~" He said turning his attention to the group of girls sitting together eating lunch "Those are yours right?" He said pointing at Run who was wearing the same glasses Rito had given her.

"Yeah, turns out She was nearsighted and my old glasses were the perfect ones for her." Lala had changed Ren to Run immediately when They had arrived in school, apparently She likes Run better than Ren, a sentiment held by a looooot of the guys in school

"When I'm not looking, your harem is growing you little fucker." Kenichi said jealously, popping a piece of sushi in his mouth

"H-Harem?! Don't be stupid..." Like that'll ever happen...

Kenichi laughed at his friend before sombering up "But it's good Lala-Chan isn't with you now. I got some bad news..."

Rito calmed down as He gave his friend his full attention "What is it?"

"The glider... It's been stolen."

Rito's eyes widened "Huh? How? I thought Sarutech had the best defenses to prevent theft, how could ANYTHING get taken, let alone the glider?.."

"No clue, all we know what happened was a surviving guard saving a monster in green and purple starting tearing up the place, blowing everything to hell with bombs and lasers.."

Rito gulped "Did you just say... SURVIVING?..." He empathized

"Yeah, this thing killed like 6 guards before reaching the glider and killed another 3 of it's way out..."

Rito held his hand over his mouth "Oh god..."

"I know, Mom's been having a field day with that, the theft and the festival tonight so She won't be coming..."

Rito stared at his friend with a mix of pity and confusion, what could be the culprit? Another alien so soon? No... his gut was telling him it was something else... but whatever it was, It looked like someone had to stop it... And knowing his luck, it was probably gonna have to be him.


The hidden hero sighed as he made sure everything was ready, his web-shooters were topped off and fresh costume at the ready. All he had to do while waiting was think... Think who this new foe could possibly be...

It was no doubt going to be tough, maybe tougher than whatever came before... And he had to be ready...

"We're done!"

Rito turned his head to see Mikan and Lala stroll into the living room. Mikan was wearing a Red tee with a big heart, knee-high stockings and a miniskirt. La la was not using Peke this time as He wanted to see the festival too, so she was wearing the same outfit from their escapade from when Peke lost power in public, a solid black dress and white overcoat and a necklace with heels just waiting by the door.

"So? What do you think?"

"I think? Hmm... I think we're going to be late if we don't run now.."

"Ugh... Not what I meant, you idiot."

"Oh I know, just wanted to mess with you." His response was a thrown pillow he took to not seem suspicious


Soon enough, The Yuuki party made it to the fairgrounds of the unity day festival and were greeted by bright lights, loud music and even louder joyous cheers of the visitors already in attendance. Families trying their luck at fish-scoping, kids loud begging their parents for masks of their favorite cartoon characters, young adults enjoying the companies of friends and loved ones.

Lala Satalin Deviluke's eyes shined the brightest they ever had at that moment "This is so cool!"

Mikan giggled at her guest "Well the fun's only started, Eh Rito? Rito?" She turned to look at her brother who seemed distracted

"Huh? Oh, yeah! Fun is fun, so... good?" Actually He wasn't having the most pleasant of times yet, his spider senses haven't yet adjusted to the new environment so it was all just giving him a headache that would soon clear... He hoped..

"Mikan! There you are!" The group to the sudden voice showing two young girls running towards them. One was a girl with jet black hair who wore a top, a short skirt and a headband the other was a girl with reddish-brown hair in a flowery tanktop and short shorts with a backpack around her shoulders, she also for some reason had a tube in her nose going towards said backpack.

Mikan smiled as they stood in front of her "Mami, Sachie! You guys actually made it."

The girl with black hair smiled "It wasn't a question if I would come, Mikan."

The girl with the reddish-brown hair snickered "I had to beg mom for so long to come here tonight, and she isn't even easy to ask stuff like this when she DOESN'T have work, it's good you got you legendary brother or she wouldn't have budged."

Mikan's eyes widened as Rito smiled and looked down at her "Oh? What is this 'Legendary' I hear?" He said smugly

"Yeah! The reason Mikan re- MFFH?!" Suddenly, Mikan slapped her hand over her friends mouth

"Hey Hey! Introductions!" Mikan said loudly "The one with with black hair is my friend,Nogiwa Mami and the one who-" She procedded to whisper something in her gritted teeth "-Is my other friend , Kogure Sachie.."

Rito smiled, making himself polite "We're so talking about that legendary thing later, but I'll roll with it for now. This is my friend, Lala Satalin Deviluke" He said, gesturing to Lala "The marshmallow above us is Peke who is dumb..." He said dodging a comedic hammer "I'm the 'Legendary' brother, Yuuki Rito but you already knew that, no?"

Mami replied "Actually nope, not at all, onee-san"

"Eh?"

"Yeah, Mikan never talks about you, like at all!"

Rito turned to his sister looking betrayed "Mikan, why-?"

"Oh Look! Candied apples! WeregonnagograbsomeseeyouinabitBYE!" Mikan said, dragging her friends in a random direction too avoid him

"Hey! Not too far! And we are talking about this later!" Rito called after his sisters back "Mikan is really weird... but coming from me that's sort of normal... right?"

All Lala could do was shrug as she didn't know either


Kenichi sighed as He sat in a chair in a far corner of the penthouse, nursing a can of coke. He was extremely bored and extremely tired of bigwigs trying to rub shoulders with him, while he was intrigued with the few that tried bringing up their daughters to him, he reclined on the sake of the girls either not suiting his tastes, being all snotty and too Tsundere without any of the 'Dere', or just too young. You tried pushing a five year old on him, even He had some standards!

"Oh, are you all alone this night, Saruyama?" He looked over to see Saki and her posse stroll over to him. Kujou wore a dress shirt, black vest and slacks unfitting of a girl if it weren't for her rocking bod, Fujisaki kept it simple with a black dress which showed off her surprising but not unwelcomed larger than you would first think bust and Tenjouin wore what could only be called a wedding dress, pure white and with frills and everything

He sighed "Rito is showing Lala, his sister and her friends around the festival down there so declined, so what do I owe this encounter so I can graciously return it?"

"Oh stuff it you. All I wanted to see was if my rival would show himself, and as he is not, We shall depart, good luck with the five year old." Tenjouin said turning her back on him

"I refused that request, YOU SLIMY-?!" He stopped his rant when a shinai tickled his nose and an angry looking Kujou stared him down

"I shall not let any words from the likes of you reach Milady, stand down." She said lethally, forcing a nod from him.

Afterwards, all three turned their backs and walked, leaving him angry and kinda parched.

He reached to grab his coke to open it and drink when his hand felt nothing but air.

"Huh? The hell happened to my coke?"

Unknown to him, a small *clink* sound came from Saki's group

"Whatever, I'll just grab another one..." Kenichi got up and exited to the balcony outside overseeing the festival down below and felt his mood sour even harder. Maybe his mom won't kill him if he just took a little step down-

"Oh, Young Saruyama, how are you this day?"

Crraaaap, Ken turned to see the person adressing him, an older man with silver. His mother's senior chief developer in robotics, Spencer Smythe "Oh Smythe-San, How's it hanging?" He said casually

"Enjoying the festivities as much as you I do hope?" He said casually enough

"Not as much as I really should, the real fun is done there..."

Smythe chuckled merrily "You must learn to have fun in higher places, it is your destiny my boy... Speaking of, where is your mother? I would of thought I'd seen her by now..."

Kenichi gulped, hoping not to reveal anything out loud "Oh... work rose up in unexpected areas so I had to come in her stead."

"Tis a shame, I would of like to introduce my son Alistaire. He will begin work at Sarutech soon enough."

Smythe-San had a son? That was new to him. "Oh really? Where is he?"

"I do beleive... Of he is talking to those girls, right over there? He does get his talent from me after all." He chuckled as Kenichi turned to see where Smythe was looking at. A young adult man casually talking to... Tenjouin and her posse. Okay, No. He already disliked the fact Smythe was able to talk to girls but this was a step too far.

"He does seem... quite the catch..." Kenichi said about to lose it

Smythe only laughed "Indeed, Though I do wish he place that same enthusiasm to his work, He would be capable of many thing then!" He said joyously

Kenichi couldn't do it anymore. Something PLEASE happen to get him out of here...

"Haha... Hmm? What is that?"

Oh thank god.. what is it? Ken squinted his eyes in the direction the voice was pointed at and... Wait... He can see something.. something in the distance...

it was trailing smoke...

it was coming in REALLY fast...

And into focus too and he started to make out what looked like... LIKE?!...

His eyes widened "Oh my god... Everyone get-!"

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*


(Eariler)

"OH MY GOD, Magical Kyouko is even in cuter in person!"

Lala screamed out loud with Mami and Sachie applauding right with her in the outer area of the crowd because of hyper fans already taking all the closest spots and Rito not wanting to deal with the loudspeakers but that did not halt their amusement in the slightest.

Rito, Mikan and Peke sat on a bench looking at their friends having fun while the siblings drank their Lemonade.

"Oh Yuuki-Kun! Mikan-Chan!"

The two who were named turned to see Haruna, Momioka and Sawada walking towards them in Casual attire causing Rito to go red in particulars to Haruna.

"H-Sairenji-San, Momioka-San and Sawada-San! You're here?"

Momioka looked him dead in the eyes "Like the entire city? Like no duh? So much for all that genius huh?"

Rito scowled whiles Mikan giggled "Hardy Har... You girls Having fun? I think Lala can speak for us.." He turned to see the princess bouncing up and down

Haruna smiled angelically "It is always fun to be with friends."

Rito blushed harder "Y-Yeah..." He said not making eye contact

Maybe tonight wasn't going to be so bad? Really, Haruna-chan in casual clothing and a nice starry sky? How could-

*Cymbal noise* (Sam Raimi Spider-Sense noise)

Oh god, his Spider-Sense?! It never reacted like that before! But the message was clear!

Rito stood up "Hey, I think it's getting kind of late for us so We should pack it in for now..."

Mikan tilted her head "Huh why? The concert is for another hour?..."

The same noise rang in his head again, making him grip his head "I think I might be coming down with something," He looked Peke directly in the eyes "It's making me feel really *TINGLY*"

Peke's eyes widened in understanding "R-Right, Rito-San is looking sick so we should-"

"OOOO! What's that?"

This brought everyone's attention to the crowd who were now looking at the sky, making them look as well to see a small object in the distance, leaving a trail of smoke behind it

"Huh? Is that something New this year?" Sawada pondered

The noise rang a third time making Rito realize what the danger was! "We have to go now!"

This made everyone look at him "Huh? But why?"

Their answers were as such...

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

And a powerful explosion flooded the sky making everyone see that it caused in the high above balcony as fire bellowed out of the top floor. Everyone gasped as the thing in the distance finally made it to where people could get a good look at it.

Lala's eyes widened "Glider-kun?"

Rito gave her a look "You named it?"

It was indeed the Sarutech glider but it's rider was a complete mystery: A male figure in what looks like a suit of armor that was green in the arms and the legs, purple gauntlets, chest piece and boots, a green Halloween mask on his face with a long nose and a purple hat. It was the fact He just nonchalauntly blew up a building that was terrifying to most...

Suddenly an orange ball popped out of the glider with the figure catching it and it glowed "Pardon my intrusion, but I brought party favors!" He said hurling the ball into the top floor, and detonating on contact, causing the whole area to shake as He cackled manically

The concert's began to sparatically disperse to escape the destruction as the group was surrounded by people. Rito looked and them and said "Please get to the entrance and run home as fast as you can, now and protect my sister and her friends!" He then proceeded to run in the opposite direction of the exit

Everyones eyes widened as they watched him run into danger as Haruna called out "Yuuki-kun? Where are you going!"

Rito bit his tongue and said a half-truth "Kenichi is on that top floor! I need to see if he is okay!"

Momioka cried out "Damn it Yuuki, this is no time to be a hero!"

He did not respond as He disappeared into the crowd

Mikan, horrified at her brothers action, made to run after him when her arm was caught in someone's grasp, She looked to see it was Haruna "Sairenji-san? What are you doing, let me go!"

She did not "He'll make it, trust him..."

Mikan swallowed and turned back to where her brother was last 'Please... make it home... I can't lose you too...'

Rito, meanwhile was slipping in and out of gaps of people before sliding under the concert stage. He proceeded to remove his shirt to show his costume "No time to be a hero, she said? Poor choice of words, Momioka. This little party crasher has got to meet your friendly neighborhood bouncer..." He place his mask over his face "Spider-Man!"


Kenichi laid on the floor after after the explosion as his ears rang before opening his eyes to see the balcony in shambles and fire all around him, a few other people laid on the group to, trying to pick themselves up... and a few who remained perfectly still...

His ears cleared away enough to hear the familiar sounds of the glider's turbines above him. He looked to see the green man looming over him with a deranged smile

"Oh dear me, the prince? I am quite honored..." He said before the glider lowered itself enough as the man could grab Kenichi by his jacket and lifted him him up with one hand as the glider rose again "I was hoping to see your mother here, but since she is cleaning up my little mess from earlier, I have to settle with her bastard! AHAHAHA!"

Kenichi, absloutely scared shitless, said "Y-You are the one... the thief?"

"Dear me, you ARE an idiot, haven't I, the green goblin, made it quite OBVIOUS! AHAHA!" He laughed horribly while giving his identity away

Kenichi gulped "You won't get away with this..."

The goblin tilted his head, the expression of manic glee never changing "Oh? And why is that?"

"Geronimo!"

Both Kenichi and the goblin tilted their heads to see a man in red and blue swinging in and kicking the goblin off his glider, having Kenichi fall for a second before being caught by the figure "S-Spider-Man?"

"Your one and only, friendly neighborhood and all!" He said before dropping to the floor of the balcony and surveying the damage with narrowed eyes "Dear god..." He turned to kenichi who was recovering from the touchdown "Get downstairs and out of here, take any injured and call 911."

Suddenly, the hero shook before looking over the edge and seeing something the heir couldn't and leaping over the ledge, muttering something and leaving the heir alone. Heeding the man's word, Kenichi ran inside and called out "Hello! Any injured?"

"Father!"

A voice called out making him look in that direction to see Alistaire Smythe on his knees right over... "Oh my god.." Spencer Smythe who was not moving

"You cannot go yet! Please!"

Kenichi swallowed hard at the sight before shaking his head and running to Alistaire "Smythe! We have to go!"

The young man turned to look at the heir "I won't... He isn't... GHH!" He screamed in pain making Kenichi step back

...Where he noticed the damage done to Smythe's legs...

Kenichi shook his head again and pulled Alistaire over his shoulder "Come on! This is too dangerous!" He said as other began to run through the exit when another voice called out

"Saki-Sama!"

Ken's eyes widened as he turned to the balcony and saw both Kujou and Fujisaki looking over the edge and a large hot air balloon... and a girl in a white dress on top...


The Spider-Man's sense kicked off when the goblin had fell and the glider when haywire without a rider, puncturing a hot air balloon over Kyouko Kirisaki's concert, causing it to fall down on the people down below

Thankfully most have scattered by n-

His increased sight caught the image of one person on their knees in the path of the falling stage, it was easy to recognize the person... because a blownup banner of Herself was gonna fall on her...

Magical Kyouko was gonna get flatten...

"Crap, crap, crap!" He said leaping over a ledge a firing a web and swinging to tried and get there in time!

The girl looked up at the collapsing stage in horror. He's not not gonna make it...

The girls fans noticed the danger and cry out to their pop-idol. He's not gonna make it...

The banner got too close and- Oh screw you, Spider-Pessimist!

In the strictest of time limits, Spider-Man barely makes it to under the debris and scoops up the just before the boards fell! He made it!

Swinging for a bit while keeping the idol secure and safe, Spider-Man touches the ground and breathes a sigh of relief. He looked at the girl in his arms as she stared in wonder "W-Who... Tch!" She winced making Spider-Man look at her leg which had a small scrape on her leg making him frown underneath his mask

"Kirisaki-san!" An adult man ran towards looking exhausted

Kyouko whimpers out "Manager-san..."

Spider-Man's spider sense flare as He turned to see the green goblin rise up from a tent he landed on to break his fall from eariler and looked extremely pissed. He quickly hands off the idol to her manager "She's gonna be okay but you might wanna get that looked at," He said to the manager then turned to the idol "Kyouko, can I call you Kyouko? I LOVE the new album, send me a signed copy when you get the chance!" He said while running after the villain calling back "Don't forget the hyphen between 'Spider' and 'Man'!"

He runs toward the goblin who was being surrounded by police, a blonde youngish one held a gun in front of him aiming at the goblin

"Stand down!"

The goblin nonchalantly raised his arms and said un-seriously "I surrender!" While walking towards the cops

"Hold it right there!" He said before the goblin delivered a right across the young man's face and proceeded to attack the other cops in the area and sending them onto ground with bloodied faces, one punch each

Spider-man leaps over a table and faces against the goblin and threw a punch right into goblin's face "You have the right to remain-... silent?" His quip was interrupted when The green goblin without any effort catches the punch

"Impressive!" He said mockingly before kicking Spider-Man through a stack of perfectly aligned glasses and a lamppost. He groaned as the lamppost is knocked over and smacks a passerby

"Oi vey... Where did this creep come from..." He moaned on the cold concrete before climbing to his feet, finding his costume a bit torn from the landing but was mostly alright

The glider returns as the goblin leaps on it and aims directly at Spider-Man whose eyes widened when the goblins finger lit up with green energy, aimed and firing a blast at the hero who barely dodges

"Oh dear but no worries, THERE'S MORE FROM WHERE THAT CAME FROM! AHAHA!" Goblin laughs with both his pointing fingers lighting up with green energy

Spider-Man made a tactical retreat and ran down a clearing lane and motioned to stragglers "Out of the way! MOVE! MOVE!" while Goblin fired blasts right after the spider as he ran. 'Shit! I have to get off the ground!" He thought before firing a web onto a building and pulled himself up and looked to see the green goblin reorganizing himself and the glider... This would be the best chance to-

"Spider-Man!" He looked to see Saruyama Kenichi still on the balcony with a man over his shoulder and two other girls he knew: The friends of Tenjouin Saki, but where was the heiress herself?

The girl with glasses he knew was Aya Fujisaki pointed to over the ledge and to an hot air balloon "She is stuck!"

"She? Please don't be who I think it is.." He turned to see the balloon Fujisaki was pointing at and saw... The heiress on top of a King Kong balloon? The Irony was not lost on him

"I'll get her, you guys get to safety!" He said confidently as He had NO CLUE on how to save the heiress from where He was . He looks around and notices a fleet of hot air ballons being close enough together so He could bounce on and proceeded to then leap onto the balloon closest to him and bounces on it and leaps to another before reaching the one she was on and-!

The goblin SLAMS right into Spider-Man and begins taking the hero into the sky

"Dear me, I hope you enjoy Air Gob-Ahh!" The green goblin tried to wisecrack when Spider-Man fired a web into his eyes , grabbing the villain's shoulders and lifting to place both feet directly on his chest

"No in-flight movie or snacks? I'm outta here!" Spider-Man proceeded to kick off the goblin and fall from the great height "I like swinging better anyway!"

He glided through the air to aimed directly at the heiress' balloon who watched the hero in awe before he landed on the balloon causing the heiress to bounce high into the air, making her scream

"What are you doing?!"

The bouncy landing caused Spider-Man to make a small indentation in the balloon and sank in it for a second and said "Uh... Admittingly something stupid..." Before being shot out of the balloon like a cannonball! Using his new means of travel, Spider-Man quickly zipped to where Tenjouin started make a descent and caught her in a princess hold

The heiress stared at the hero with a light blush on her face staring st his masked appearance in wonder

The hero faced her and said "Hold on to me, okay?" Before shifting her to have her arms around his neck, making the girl hold onto him tightly. When she did this, Spider-Man stuck his arm out and fire a webbing shot at a building and started to swing down "Wow, I'm getting really good at saving cute girls in distress, still working on if that is a good thing or not?"

They touch down on the ground in the middle of the on-fire fair and he quickly lets the heiress on her feet as She stared at the hero "Who... are you?"

The hero gave a curtsy nod "Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, but I wouldn't worry about me now. Regroup with your friends and get to safe-" His spider sense flared again but wasn't as loud as before?

Turbines were heard above them as The green goblin hovered above them making Spider-Man block Tenjouin from any incoming blasts from the villain

The goblin laughed as He stared at the Spider "Haha! You are truly an amazing creature, Spider-Man! You and I are not so different!"

"Oh I can think of a few differences, murderer.." Spider-Man said as He kept watch on any sudden movements

"Oh well, to each his own." The goblin shrugged casually "I chose my path and you, the way of the hero but for how long?"

Spider-Man only glared at the villain

"The people have found you amusing, saving kittens from trees and what not, but how long until you CAN'T save someone? or even SOMEONES?" The goblin laughed "Heroes and can be brought down as easily as they are built up when they fail, fall and especially when they DIE TRYING."

Spider-Man growled, accidentally taking the bait "Oh yeah, so what?"

"That despite everything you do for this city, EVERYONE will come to hate you, so why do you even bother? The avengers have go some much slack even before Sokovia, you? A vigilante? The bugle already asks for your head..."

"Because... It's the right thing to do!" Spider-Man said proudly

"Tut tut tut, So Idealistic." The goblin said like a disappointed father "How bout it Spider? With our combined strength, this country would be ours!"

"Hmm? You talking the whole thing or just some out there district? Akihabara?" The Hero said unconvincingly "Naaah, I make it a point to not pair up with Psychopaths or people who are green... sorry if that sounded a little racist."

The goblin only laughed "We shall see how how strong is your resolve, HERO!" He shouted before pressing a button on his gauntlet.

"What was that?" Spider-Man demanded before a light shone on top of a building in the path of all the civilians!

"I have studied where all possible exit points for the civilians and chose the most likely option to set a bomb!" Both Spider-Man and Tenjouin' eyes widened "And now a choice, SPIDER-MAN!" The goblin announced "Either let me escape, OR" He snickered evilly "Allow the children to SUFFER." The glider revved even faster

"No! You can't do this!" Spider-Man pleaded

The goblin only laughed "We are who we chose to be! Now YOU WILL CHOSE!" Before he flew away at high speeds with the glider

"Damn it!" Spider-Man swore "I can't let that bomb go off!" He turned to Tenjouin "Get to safety, and if you can alert any stragglers to stay away from that section!"

The heiress could only nod before Spider-Man fired a web and began to web-swing towards the bombs location, and as He made to fire a web from his right arm to leap over an oncoming water tower, a puff of comedic smoke poofed out

"Eh?!" And He slammed into the tower! "Ow... He said as He heard a crunching sound "Not my bones this time so..." He opened his eyes to see... One of lenses were completely shattered "Damn it! Do you know how hard it is to find reflective transmission Mylar plastic lenses?! Like... Really hard!"

No time for jokes now Spidey, Web-shooters looks to be out of juice! He lifted his top to reveal a silver belt underneath with a strange light that looks like his face in the center, He focuses on the side of the belt which held small cartridges A.K.A. Spare webbing. Slipping off his gloves to reveal his web-shooters and removed a similar looking cartridge and replace it, then doing the same to the other web-shooter "Don't need you dying on me too..."

After reloading, Spider-Man makes his way to the bomb "Have to work on that rotating carousel web-shooter, that just looked EMBARRASSING" He mummered before making to the bomb, a large silver casing with a shining light on top "Oh look, my present! He REALLY shouldn't have..." He said before looking over the device

"Okay... looks to be a high powered hydrogen bomb, could probably bring the whole building down... Time to see if Microsoft bomb defusing programs are accurate..." He said typing on a keyboard with a screen that said

'Detonation in T-Minus: 20...19...18'

"Yeesh, no pressure? Okay, red to red... blue to blue..." He said typing fast "They make it look so much easier in the movies..."

After a few seonds to spare... 'Detonation: Aborted'

"Yes! Score one for the boys back home! AHHH!" Spider-Man cheered 'I need to check on Senpai and Kenichi now, and Regroup with Mikan... I'm SO in the doghouse now...' He thought before leaping of the building and swung back to the burning festival.

Unbeknownst to him, a figure spied from on top of a higher building watching... Disappointed...

"Alright, Spider-Man... You've made your choice... Time to see what happens when you piss off the wrong guy..."


"Come on! How many staircases are on fire!" A teenage boy said in annoyance as Saruyama Kenichi, Alistaire Smythe, Kujou Rin and Fujisaki Aya tried looking for a way down and keep finding destroyed staircase since the elevators were a terrible idea right now.

"I found one in good condition!" Fujisaki said down a hallway away, in front of a flight of stairs

Kujou and Kenichi made down the hall while carrying Smythe thanks to his broken legs

"Note to self: Next party I'm invited to. just say I'm sick with the shits or something..."

"That is disgusting..." Smythe and Kujou said to the heir

"Rin! Aya!" Their attentions were stolen as they looked down then hall and saw Tenjouin Saki waving at them down the stairs

"Saki-sama?! What are you-"

"No time, there's a bomb so we need to leave now!" Their eyes widened as Ken, Kujou and Smythe quickly fled down the stairs, but because of unstability, after they left the steps, the stairs collapsed into the inferno leaving Fujisaki on the other side.

"Aya!"

"Fujisaki! You have to find another way out!"

Fujisaki could only look around uncertainly "There is no other way out..." He gulped "I have to jump..."

"What?! That's crazy! You can't make that leap!" The area she would have to jump was extremely large, only a skilled athlete-long jumper had a chance with it!

"Oh yeah?..." She said taking a step back before sprinting over and leaping a large distance, touching down at the edge of the collapsing staircase... only for that to break off "Oh crap!" She said in shock

"Aya!" Tenjouin ran over and grabbed her friends hand to save her from the fall, whose shoes tickled the flames below

"Hot, hot, hot!"

"Grr... Help me!" Kujou was going to let Smythe drop to the ground like a sac of potatoes when a speedy blur startled her

The blur ran and grabbed Fujisaki's hand and begun helping her up with Tenjouin's help. Said girl turned to look at who was helping her

"Yuuki Rito?"

Rito looked exhausted with a bloody gash on his head, but smiled anyway "Sorry, got held up. Everything was exploding.."

"But why-?"

"Can we save the explanation for when we get me out of a flame pit?" Fujisaki said annoyed

"Oops, sorry Senpai." And with a heave on Tenjouin's part and not so on Rito's part, Fujisaki was lifted from the hole. Afterwards was a clear path outside as Rito led them to where the other civilians were, before Tenjouin tried to stop him

"W-Wait! There's a-"

"Bomb, I know. It's already been disarmed."

Tenjouin, Fujisaki, kujou and Ken looked with looks that just said 'How do you know that?'

"Well Spider-Man said it was gonna explode In like the 20 seconds He was there but was able to disarm it."

Kenichi looked him right in the eye "You met with Spider-Man"

Rito gulped "Well... I sorta got Knocked out by a guy and hidden under a table for a while..." He said embarrassingly while walking to where the other people were.

"And He helped you?" Tenjouin said impressed while everyone else followed

"Yeah, look can we get out of here? My little sister is going to be really pissed at me for staying here..."

"Oh how is Mikan-San?"

"Disappointed you skipped dinner with us, now let's go." And they walked on until they see a group of people being looked at emergency medical tents that were just then set up.

"Rito!" Suddenly, a brown blur ran over and tackled Rito right in the stomach making him grunt

He looked see what exactly was the brown bullet to see it was Mikan, who looked at him sniffling.

"Are you okay? Are you alright? Are you-?! You're bleeding!" She shrieked as her group came to see the boy with a nasty cut over his head

Haruna rushed forward and offered a handkerchief, looking very concerned "I hope it's not too bad?"

Haruna-Chan... such a caring angel.' Rito thought before shakily accepting the rag "N-No... I'm alright, someone just conked me in the head, nothing really serious..." Suddenly the rag was snatched from his hand and pressed roughly against his temple "Yeeouch!"

"Risa?! What was that for!"

Rito, who closed his eyes in the pain, opened them to see Momioka looking at him with a frown "Geez tough guy, it's okay to admit you are only human sometimes..."

Rito blushed at the closed contact from the girl and swerved his vision to see Sawada and Mikan's friends bring some first-aid supplies then to Ken and his group "H-Hey... Are you guys any hurt?.."

Ken gestured to the man on his shoulder "Smythe's legs were hurt real bad so I have to take him to one of those tents..."

"Then I should-"

"Stay here and heal your wound, We will assist Saruyama." Kujou told Rito while taking the injured man to get help

Rito couldl only stare at them before a sponge dabs his wound making him wince "Yeeouch! Who keeps doing that?!" Spidey-senses! Where art thou!

Mikan could only frown before adding more rubbing alcohol to the sponge and re-applying it to her brother "Idiot... never do that again..." She looking him him right in the eyes

Rito gulped "Of course..." Mikan stared for a second before nodding and turning to get a bandage

'Sorry Mikan... But I can't promise that... Not until I find the goblin... If I can...'

His ears heard in the distance "Yeah... She really like her brother..."

"Yup"

Huh? Of course She does, She is my sister and I like her too? That is what they mean, right?'


"Okay... Costume repairs are a go... I really hate needle and threading this stuff."

Rito and Lala returned home after leaving Mikan to stay with her friends for the weekend while leaving Rito, Lala and Peke home alone for the time being. Mikan made sure to leave the number to a pizza place close by, Rito's skills, or lack-there-of, are known throughout the neighborhood when He tried his hands at making dumplings. They manage to put out the fires.

They sat in Rito's room when He pulled a sewing kit from his closet and begun to repair his outfit, the most arduous part of being a hero... well, specifically a masked hero..

Pushing a piece of thread though a needle's hole, he ties it and begins his repairs as the princess just watches

"Is there... anything I could do?" She said, wanting to help her friend as the hero was unsure of what she could do...

"Unless you can figure out where I could get some new lenses for my mask from, I don't really know..."

The princess stared at the broken lenses of the Spider-Man mask before a light went off in her head and She ran out of the room leaving the hero perplexed until the princess returned with a pair of white glasses with a dial by the side

"Uh... I'm sorry to say this but I don't really need glasses anymore."

Lala only continued to smile "This is Suke-Suke Glasses-Kun! I mainly use her for the X-Ray capabilities She brings to the table, but is also how I keep notes and see messages when my D-Dial is out of reach! here try!" And slapped the specs on his head

"Hey! Hey!... Hey?" The superhero said perplexed as his vision lit up with various text boxes in a language he couldn't read and focus points on various objects of interest in his room "Whoa... This is incredible.." He said touching the side with his hand turning the dial unknowingly "This could be what I've looking for, La-YEEE!" He bounced back

"Hmm? What's wrong Rito?" Lala looked at her friend, tilting her head to let her flowing pink hair down her bare shoulders, her bare breasts giving a nice jiggle as she balanced herself on her bare feet with her nice creamy smooth legs and-*SMACK* Oh, He just hit himself in the face just now

"LALA, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NAKED?!" He knew she was comfortable about being in the buff, but there was a time and place and this was NEITHER!

Lala raised an eyebrow "But I'm clothed, Rito?..." WHAT, how could...

"You... did say Suke-Suke Glasses-Kun has X-Ray properties, right?"

"Uh huh~!"

"...How do I turn it off?" This got an indignant squawk from Peke and a blush from the princess, after removing the glasses and calming down, Rito turned to the princess "Hold on a moment, I got to grab something." He said before running to his closet and grabbing a cardboard box and returning to Lala and Peke

The princess looked in wonder when the lid was removed and saw various broken and salvaged parts "Hmm?"

Rito picked up a small object and held it for the princess to see what it was, a receiver for an old cell phone "We could use these parts I have lying around along with Suke-Suke Glasses-Kun to upgrade my mask so I can see crimes even better and make calls without having to stop and pull my cellphone out, if you could help me."

Lala's eyes lit up like even shiner emeralds "Oh~! Of course, that sounds like fun!"

Rito smiled at her enthusiasm "Wicked, now I first have to fix my suit and we could get started on the mask."

Lala couldn't wait to put her pedal to the metal and turned to Peke "No time! Peke, do your thing!"

Peke looked surprised at such an outburst "O-Oh... Okay, Lala-Sama..." As He went to touch the spider outfits as it glowed for a second to reveal it was completely fixed! Rito ran over and inspected the suit to find it perfect in tact, no stitches at all!

Rito looked at Lala "I didn't know that Peke could do that!"

Lala giggled as She pulled out her D-Dial "You never asked!"

Rito could only stare at the girl before breaking out into a laughing fit and grabbing a screwdriver "O-Okay, Let's get to work.."

"YAY~!"

And thus the two geniuses work on the repairs to Spider-Man's mask: Lala taking sole control with refitting Suke-Suke Glasses-kun to fit as the new lenses of Spider-Man and Rito started to create a small speaker disk for his mouth area and two small receivers for where the ears were supposed to go and after an hour, they stared at the mask's insides. The area around the lenses covered in flexible circuit boards and the receivers and speaker were placed where they should've been as they turned to look at each other

"...I think it's time to give her a test run..." Rito said walking over and pulling the mask inside out and placing it on. He opened his eyes and was blown away as the lenses flared and various pop-ups including a mini map of the city, a small scale to tell how much webbing he had it each respective web-shooter to avoid running out in the heat of the moment and most impressively to him, a small box to his new comm system was finished calibrating. It was what he truly needed...

Lala bounced up and down excitedly "Is it working? Is it working?!"

Rito laughed "Oh yeah! Lala, this little baby of ours is going to go far!"

Lala blinked "Baby?"

Any further discussion ceased when the two geniuses of Sainan's stomachs growled

"Whoa, all this science SURE works up an appetite, think that calls for dinner." Rito said, rubbing his stomach while Lala rubbed her own tummy

"Yup!"

Rito went to pick up his phone before stopping "This mask... It runs on a completely different network, right?"

Lala nodded "Yup, a private one I used for my D-Dials, entirely made by me and my family, why?" She tilted her head

Rito smirked under the mask "Let's order pizza."

They dialed the local best pizza shop in the area and waited for a pick up

"Hello? This is Reno's pizza, Reno speaking."

"Hey man, Can I get two Peppperonis, extra cheese and a helping of breadsticks?"

"Yeah sure, That'll be 2000 yen, who's the order's name?"

"Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man of course."

"...I have no time for crank calls, kid."

"Wait, wait, wait! I'm serious."

"Really now?" Reno laughed "Okay kid, if you can prove you are Spider-Man, you can have free Pizzas for life."

Both Rito and Lala looked at each other in shock... before grinning cheekily


Norman Osborn held a bag of ice on his head, as his head just had the most massive of headaches. He had only taken a small dosage of Globulin Green and now it was the next day! An entire day of work gone! Ugh... It was strange though, that He woke up in a different area than before... What had happened to him? ANd the world outside as a matter of fact, The bugle just released an article of a disaster at the parade downtown, Hopefully those board member bit the dust to buy him some more time...

A beeping caught his attention and He saw that it was the Kingpin coming to call again. Dear god not now...

He went over to the computer and accepted the call and the same screen and voice from before called

"Osborn, what is the status of your performance enhancers? Are they completed yet?"

Norman grasped his hands "Yes well.. Uh, The synthesation process has just completed and-"

"More delays?.."

Norman cringed "N-Not anymore. I shall begin testing and-"

"Don't bother."

This made Norman freeze "W-What?..."

"Sarutech was able to push my appointment sooner than expected, as the Head was in the office that day and we worked out the details."

Norman suddenly felt pale "You don't mean..."

"Our business has concluded, Osborn. You have failed me for the last time and now, You. Are. OUT."

"I started this company... I started that company... All of blood, sweat and tears...Do you know HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!" Osborn screamed

The voice growled "Not enough..." And ended the call.

Why... Why... Why!

"AHAHAHAHAHA!"

A chuckle from out of nowhere caught him off guard "W-What was that?... Who's there?!"

The laughing only grew louder "AHAHAHA!"

"Show yourself!" Norman said, stalking around his room, The voice was loud but there couldn't be someone here... He had no employees, who WOULD be here?... He looked in a mirror and saw him sweating a lot "Dear me, I am a mess..."

The mirror image panted along with him in unison... Before giving a wicked smile "I can think of other messes, Norman..."

Osborn leaped back "Huh?! How is this possible?!"

The Norman in the mirror only laughed "Aha! Globulin green is truly an amazing gift to mankind! Or at least just to us" He shrugged as Regular Norman stood rigid and in fear

"Y-You... came from the serum... What are you?..."

Mirror Norman smiled "The one who can say what you want... Do what YOU WANT! And the only to remove all of the pesky annoyances in your life!"

Norman blinked as he remembered... The article! All those dead... chairmen for Sarutech... "You killed them..." He said in horror

"WE KILLED THEM!" Mirror Norman yelled

Norman looked mortified "We?..."

"As I said before... Globulin Green... is truly an amazing gift!" Mirror Norman's face changed into a sickly green color

"You came as a result of the performance enhancers..." Norman Hypothesized

"Bingo! We have a winner!"

Norman cringed

Green Norman smiled "Your prize... is your greatest creation, I who will bring you EVERYTHING you had ever wanted... POWER! Beyond your wildest dreams..."

Norman could only stared at him... before smiling with him "I like the sound of that..."

Green Norman laughed "And It is only the beginning!" Before frowning "But the next order of business... Is those who stand in our way..."

Norman glared "Saruyama..."

Green Norman smirked "And the Spider..."

Norman's eyes widened "Of course... He will try to interfere..."

Green Norman's face contorted in a demonic looking grin "Not unless THE GREEN GOBLIN HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! AHAHAHA!"

"Hehe... ahaha... AHAHA!" Norman joined his counterpart in the evil laughter

The dark demonic laughter as both their eyes glowed green...


I took notes from the first Spider-Man movie for Norman and Spectacular Spider-Man for Goblin as I read most of his lines in Steve blum's voice

Norman Osborn is someone who is notoriously hard to write for and I never wrote for him before... So I apologize if it comes off OOC...

Because I am bored- This:

A guitar played with several notable strokes, Each stroke show a different person silhouetted: A man with a bow and arrow,A man with a hammer in hand, a large muscly man with a strange white silhouette inside it's silhouette for some reason, a woman with red hair and guns , a man in red, white and blue with a circular shield and finally a man in a red and gold suit of armor stood proudly in a glowing light

Lyrics come up as a pair of wide golden looked on in awe

Shizukesa ga shimikomu

you de iki wo tometa gozen goji

The line was accompanied by a shot of a small child in a hoodie, a shirt that said 'Stark Expo' and a toy helmet similar to the man in from of him as He rose to his feet

Hijou kaidan de tsume wo kamu

That line was accompanied by a shot of the man in armor again before returning to the child, now a teenager with spiky orange hair, a pair of thick-rimmed glasses and in a middle school uniform holding his arm out to the people in front of him

Asu wa docchi da?

That line was accompanied by a shot of a small spider that lowered itself onto the boy's hand as He focused on the people in the light

THE DAY HAS COME!

That line was accompanied by a shot of the spider biting the boy's hand!

an instrumental breakdown commenced with images of "GREAT POWER" , "GREAT RESPONSIBILITY", clippings from newspapers describing a vigilante and a webbing motif, various title on the pages saying "HERO OR MENACE?!", "SAINAN FEARS SPIDER BITE!" and "SPIDER-MAN?!" and for some reason a clip-out for a wrestling event for prize money over a page detailing what looks like a obituary and the sequence ending with a image of a spider symbol

Keshite akenai yoru mo

Furi tuzukete yamanai ame mo

Kono rokudemonai sekai ni wa arun da yo

The music returned with an image of a rainy day and the boy from earlier, without glasses and in a junior high uniform standing on a bridge all alone, just staining into the sky before looking down and walking away. A quick glance showed him looking two billboards: Both owned to the local newspaper, the daily bugle, one talking about the menace known as Spider-Man and the other talking about a group called 'The Avengers'

Sukoshi mo hen de wa nai no

Madoromi ni ashi wo torareteru

Anata wo semete iru wake ja nain da yo

The next section played as the boy walked as pages of a notebook appeared behind him reading about flexibility and reflexes increase, increased strength, the effects of spider venom on people, notes on radioactive properties of fallout's, and various hand-drawn suggestions for outfits all crossed out in red marker before the boy came to a stop and the papers flew all over

Hitori kuusou ni asobu

This line is accompanied by a shot of the boy in a bathtub while naked looking at a pink haired girl who was standing in said bathtub while also naked

Soko de omoi egaita koto made hajiru no kai?

The next line was of the two, now clothed staring down two people in suits with a closeup and the boys face as the image slowly sifted to the face of a youngish looking man with black spiky hair, fanged teeth, two noticeable cheek marks and a tangling spiky tail

A guitar riff has the boy charged a punch as his outfit changed to a blue PJ under a red hoodie with spider symbol drawn in black marker, fingerless gloves and strange looking bracelets and a red mask with strange looking goggles that really stuck out and became Spider-Man before punching the screen

Karami au meikyuu meikyuu

Sore demo yuku to iu no?

A cloud of dust erupts covering a green hulky figure with a long pointy tail and a boy in a green and yellow outfit before leaving a young girl with blond hair, red eyes and a black outfit blocking a punch with her hair before spinning to reveal the puncher to be Spider-Man who also blocked a punch as it is seen they are in deep combat with extremely fast punches flying

Chiisaki tabibito ga

kanaderu hajimari no kane no ne

The image changes to a person with green eyes opening them before switching to Spider-Man being flung through the air as He shoot his arm forward and lines shoot out ensnaring a purple alien in a tracksuit, a man in green armor and a man in grey bulky skeletal armor and spinning them around with the one in green armor breaking free and getting close and personal with Spider-Man

Yuku atemo DON'T KNOW DON'T KNOW

The girl with pink hair from leaps high as the blonde girl from before following with a swift bladed hair attack

Hontou wa kowain ja nai no?

A girl with green hair leaps by before sneezing and transforming into a boy with salt and pepper hair who looked confused on how he got there

Fumidasu sono ippo ippo ga kaete yukeru sa

3 girls pop up as a girl with glasses looks surprised, a dirty blonde girl looks excited and a girl with short hair just meekly laughs it off before a boy with black spiky hair appears glaring and giving a cocky grin

THE DAY HAS COME!

Suddenly Spider-Man returns to throw one last punch but his outfit changes once more, now the hood was completely gone and the Pj was replaced a skintight red and blue bodysuit and a mask that is no longer bulky but smooth

a guitar plays with each building part showing off someone unseen like a man with big eyebrows and a girl dark brown hair being shocked; a young man in a police outfit standing in front of two girls: one a school girl around the others ages and a young woman holding a badge saying captain; a group of girls looked forward: One having blonde swirly hair, another with black hair and a shinai and another with glasses holding nightvision specs, the man in skeletal armor from before giving a friendly smile with two men in black suits before the last image was a group shot with everyone looking up as Spider-Man swings above them

(End)

And that's a season one OP... I was really bored. If you don't like it... I have another planned for Homecoming, ha!

Read and review, please!