Oh wow, I thank those of you who read this story and hope you stay for when this starts to go places. Places one wouldn't think of for a gag harem manga. But to those who like To love-Ru, don't worry, I won't forget to keep up the levity. Please review as that makes me happy and hope to god this is actually a good story and not another 'My immortal, A harry potter fanfiction'
Treyalexander63917: I don't hate Venom, just see him as overrated by the fans and it doesn't really help that I met with some really bad Venom enthusiasts once
thetyrant67: Proper punctuation is always going to be my weak-suit, I will work on it but I tend to miss these things sometimes. Hope you enjoy when I get around to 'No more' then
To Love-Ru is owned by Saki Hasemi, Kentaro Yabuki and SHUEISHA
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HEROES belongs to Brian the sun
"Green goblin?... He seriously called himself the green goblin?"
Rito and Kenichi on the top floor of Sarutech tower, studying to help Kenichi raise his lackluster math score. So that means in the middle of it, Kenichi sneakily tried to goof off after two hours of algerbra slowly rotting his brain
Wait, that didn't sound right...
Rito caught on to his attempts like before but was intrigued to learn of the unity day festival assailant which was to accurately profile the creep to see how to defeat the opponent as his alter-ego, but Ken didn't really need to know that... like EVER. He'll just say it was interesting as a stupid teenager.
"I mean, yeeah the name fits, but calling yourself the 'green' goblin is a bit on the nose, should we worry about any turquoise goblins or god god forbid plaid goblins soon?"
"Yeah, I mean.. it sounds stupid at first but... When you see what He could do, the name and color scheme don't seem to downgrade his creep factor, just looking into his eyes made me queezy.. like when we had those hotdog milkshakes." Kenichi said while shoving his arm down a large bag of Doritos
"Yeesh, don't remind me..." Rito said holding his stomach. That wasn't a pleasant experience, for everyone involved including the plumber who had to unclog 7 toilets worth of...milkshake... ugh...
Kenichi nodded "Well it's true, also where is Lala-Chan? She's usually handcuffed to you by now."
"She said she had some business after school so She went home while I did my class duty with... Sairenji!" Rito said with bright vigor
Ken looked unimpressed "Did you confess yet?"
Rito choked on some saliva "W-Well... not yet but-"
"Then you is a punk bitch." Ken said taking a bite out of a chip
Rito glared and stole the bag of chips from his friends hands "Oh whatever! I am in too good of a mood for you and mean words." He said grabbing a handful of chips and shoving them down his throat
Ken smirked "Anything to do with that little gift over there?" He said pointing the dresser that Rito decided to put his bag on, which was right next to a small gift bag
Rito smiled remembering how He got it
Rito had gotten stuck with cleaning the classroom afterschool which cut into his Spider-Man time, more so considering the promised study session He promised Kenichi but at this moment He really couldn't care less. Why?
Rito, in the middle of his sweeping, looked from the corner of his eye and saw Sairenji happily clearing off the chalkboard as she prepared to take the erasers out to clean them. She looked angelic in the sunset red and moved with such a grace that was so beautiful
Wow that just sounds embarrassing out loud... or at least thought out loud..
"Yuuki-Kun?" Her soft voice said aloud making him jump
"H-HAI?"
Haruna-chan stood in front of the chalkboard trying to reach a high up scribble "I can't reach, is there a step there?"
Rito blushed "Oh uh... No, I don't think so but don't worry, I can take care of that." He said walking over to the board and taking the eraser, quickly removing the scribble
Haruna-Chan smiled sweetly "You didn't have to do that, it was my job."
Rito awkwardly rubbed the back of his head. Maybe that wasn't the best course of action...
Haruna-chan's smile turned even brighter "But that is what you do isn't? Help people?"
Rito's eyes widened, She couldn't be talking about Spider-Man right? How would She ever know that? Had He made himself obvious? Maybe-
"Like Saruyama-san, way back in junior high?" Haruna-Chan smiles even brighter
Rito calmed down, She was talking about that? It was so long ago He'd almost forgot about himself. Saruyama had transferred here after being kicked out of his last school for being unruly and failing to do assignments. When He arrived, He still misbehaved and not do any work, so when time came for an exam He didn't study for and the threat of a cut allowance, He came to him in the library he was studying at and asked if He would help him cheat.
Rito refused right off the bat but Saruyama was determined and offered a high of 3,000,000 yen for a cheat sheet. but even still, Rito wouldn't have budged. Saruyama was irritated and made to leave when Rito promised to help him study, surprising the rich boy but not as much as the boys mother when She received his test results a month later and was greeted by a well earned passing grade. She was skeptical at first before meeting him but was happy to see her son make a friend and a helpful one at that. But how would Haruna-chan know that?
"When Saruyama-San first arrived, I kept my distance as many others had as well, but when you talked to Saruyama-san and made him your friend and helped him to be friendlier to everyone, i felt a little in awe..." She smiled directly at him "You have a most certain kindness, Yuuki-Kun and it is amazing."
Rito felt his heart pound faster than it ever had before, this was something right out of one of the romance scenes in one of his dad's manga.
"Oh no... It's getting late/" Haruna-Chan looked at the clock and He saw it was almost time for him to be at Kenichi's place, and it was getting so good too!
"Yeah... We better pack it up then." Rito said disappointingly as they worked to finish clean up.
When they finished and went to their shoe locker, Haruna-chan called out "Y-Yuuki-kun?"
"H-Hai?!" He said at the ready
Haruna-chan came forward presenting a gift bag to him "I have to help my sister with the housecleaning but I want you to have this..."
Rito nervously took the bag into his hands and Haruna-chan made to exit through the front as He just stood there watching her leave until she faded from his sight after turning a corner. Rito slowly looked into the bag and saw a box: A chemistry set. He could only stare at the item for so long before mumbling
"I got a gift... from Haruna-chan... I GOT A GIFT FROM HARUNA-CHAN!" He cheered, throwing both his fists into the air
Rito contently as He looked at the bag. He already had an old one at home but that that hunk of junk will soon be taking a bag seat for this new arrival. Though He had to wonder, why? "Why would Haruna-Chan give me something like this?"
Kenichi just stared at his friend like He was an idiot "Rito, you HAVE read a calendar today, haven't you?"
Rito looked at him confused, what did that have to do with anything?
Kenichi sighed "It's the 16th of October..."
Rito stared and blinked, and stared and blinked before all the pieces came into place. It was his birthday today... His 15th birthday to be in fact. A testament that He was still alive after all these months of Spider-Man-ing...
I'm making that a verb
"Oh wow... Oh, it's getting kind of late" Rito said looking at a clock "I should probably head home before It gets too dark, just review that chapter on binomials and you should be good."
Kenichi merely yawned "Oh By the way, I'll bring send your gift later, shipping is a pain tho.."
"Oh? And what pray tell could it be?..."
"I'll tell you right now if you promise to give me all your lunches from-"
"Later Ken!" Rito said, grabbing his things and walking out the front door. Walking out said door, He bumped into someone. Literally. "Oof!"
Rito groaned as He looked right below him and saw a woman in a nice suit, hair done in a bun and looking stern "Yuuki-kun, I know you are a good boy, that is the only reason I haven't called on security..." Her gaze went straight down to her chest as He noticed... He was grabbing Ms. Saruyama's breast
"Oh god, I am so sorry!" Rito said, flipping himself off and and releasing the woman and running down the hall to the elevator "I'm sorry!"
Ken stood in the doorway staring at his friend at a loss for words as His mother picked herself up "What the hell was that..."
Ms. Saruyama straighten out her hair "Well... Yuuki-kun certainly has a way with his hands..." She said with a blush while walking away to her at home office
Kenichi stared at her for a moment... and then screamed "Damn harem king!"
What the hell was that?! Have I unlocked some sort of Spider-Perv power?!
Rito stood in an elevator going extremely fast while staring at his hand, the one that-NOPE! Not thinking grabbing Ms Saruyama's b- AH! I thought of it!
Though He had to admit, She was rather soft but Lala was-
*SLAP*
And He slapped himself in the face
"Oww... But I guess I'd deserve it..." He said, rubbing his cheek "Well, I should probably steer clear of Ms Saruyama for a while and-"
Eh?.. Spider-Sense? Now?!
Suddenly a loud explosion was heard and the elevator shook violently and halt suddenly with Rito slamming into a wall. Rito groaned as He reoriented himself "Ugh... What the hell was that?... It sounded like..." His eyes widened "No, I have to get out of here now!"
He slammed his nails into the elevator's doors and pulled them apart to reveal He was halfway through down an exit slot. He leaps and sticks to the wall and does the same to the other door, opening a small gap. Using his web-shooters He had kept hidden under his sleeves, He webs his items to him, tossing them gently out and then himself in a roll before the elevator resumes its way down, passing by its intended stop and crashing down below
Rito cringed at the crash before looking at the ceiling "Is it him? Is He specifically targeting the Saruyama's? I have to see but first a quick change and-" He stopped his sentence when He picked up both his bags and He heard broken glass. He looked at the paper bag and shook it a little, the sound appearing again.
Rito let out a painful whine before turning to the ceiling with gritted teeth and furrowed brows "Gobby, you better hope it isn't you..."
Nodoka Saruyama typed at her computer overlooking a few contracts that were pending, including the shipment for Fisk industries and a few pertaining to the damages during the Unity day festival...
That made her sigh, a third of her and The Tenjouin family's chairmen were killed in the incident including her head of scientific research, and his heir is hospitalized, though the Tenjouin family will supply an advanced wheelchair as a sign of goodwill and marketing.
Nodoka pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration. This 'Goblin' has certainly thrown a wrench into her plans and She still had to deliver Norman's alimony, which was a total buzzkill if she needed anymore...
She sighed, hoping to take her mind off of everything: She was actually happy to see Yuuki-kun here and not for what He did when She had arrived... but the knowledge that Kenichi was becoming a better person with having a friend like him, his friend being ranked as one of the smartest in the entire school system didn't hurt as well
She certainly hopes He becomes a better man than his father...
Suddenly, An explosion from right behind her goes off and the windows there smashed as thousands of shards flew and She was flung out of her seat and onto the floor. She opened her eyes and felt her blood run cold
"Mom?! What's going o-?!" The door to the room flung open as Kenichi steps in to see the devil himself
"Oh MY! Why aren't I so lucky?" The assailant slowly floated into the room on the glider He stole from their company while cackling like a madman "I get both Saruyama's to play with! Oh happy days!" The green goblin lifted his arms up in glee
Nodoka slowly picked herself up "Who are you and why are you here?..."
"Dear me... I thought Your son was an idiot..." The goblin laughed
Nodoka growled at the jab at her child
The green goblin's green eyes peered directly at hers "I have come back to take everything you have stolen from me!"
"And what is that! You have already taken my work!"
Goblin laughed "Oh this old thing?" He tapped his foot on the glider "This is but ONE PIECE of the puzzle, my dear!" Suddenly, another pumpkin bomb popped from the glider. Nodoka who didn't know what it was looked at it curiously while Ken's eyes widened
The goblin hurled the ball right at them, making Kenichi run over and pulling his mother out the door and under a table
"Kenichi! What are you-?"
*BOOOOOOOOM!*
Suddenly a loud explosion from where the room they were in cutting her off as Fiery debris flew everywhere with the floor and parts of the wall were destroyed.
The goblin flew in through the hole in the wall while laughing "Oh my, you don't take very good care of your home at all, there's fire everywhere!" He said, his pointing finger emanating a bright glow before shooting a laser beam at the table and blowing it to pieces.
The Saruyama's looked up at the green villain charging another laser at them, Ms. Saruyama taking the initiative to hold her son tightly to her.
Goblin was about to shoot his laser when a piece of webbing caught his arm, lifting it up and causing the blast to miss it's intended target and instead hit a TV
This surprised everyone as they looked to the ceiling to see-
"Hey big, green and ugly! Didn't your mother ever told you not to point lasers at people?"
Spider-Man hanging from the ceiling!
Goblin smirked "Oh my, a hero like you trespassing on private property?"
"Am I really getting told off by YOU of all people?" One of Spider-Man lenses raised a bit while the other gave a half-closed feel giving the impression of 'Really, dude?' before leaping of the ceiling and landing on a coffee table before front flipping off it to leap at the goblin, in the middle of said flip, He webbed two chairs and spun them around to slam them on top of the goblin only for Goblin to block the hit with his glider by elevating himself.
Retaliating, Goblin quickly fires off a blast striking Spider-Man and sending him towards the ground, grinding to a halt near the Saruyama's. He gave them a look in their direction "I'll keep him busy, both of you get out of here as fast as you can!" He said before leaping at the goblin, as they grabbed each other, with goblin using his glider to toss Spider-Man away.
Ms Saruyama and Kenichi stared for a moment before heeding his words and running out the front door. Goblin saw this and pouted like a child "Oh Spider, You are no fun... Oh well, the chase begins again! AHAHA!" He said before reaching into the pockets He had had somehow and pulled out two disks.
Spider-Man, on the ceiling again raised a brow "More party favors? Sorry to say, not impressed.."
The goblin pressed on both faces of the pumpkin shaped disks to have suddenly sprout razor sharp bat wings.
Spider-Man's eyes widened "Oh my big mouth..."
Goblin tossed them as they spun right at him making Spider-Man leap from his position to avoid the attacks, making goblin laugh while producing even more disks and sprouting their wings as well. Spider-Man uses his web to pull a couch in front of him to block some and dodging to avoid when the goblin fired a pumpkin bomb to blow up the couch
Goblin shook his head while producing some bulkier disks "While it has been fun, Spider-Man. I dare say, I have some better thing to do then blow you to pieces personally, so I'll just let these do it for me!" He launched them and they spun faster than the other ones making Spider-Man flip front where He was to avoid them only to have them come back around!
"AUTOMATIC BOOMERANGS?! Who do you think you are, BATMAN?!" He said hopping from Where He was to avoid one that aimed for his legs while ducking his head to avoid the other two.
He looked to see goblin had already exited the room, He was wasting too much time here! The goblin-Rangs came around and He had enough. He dodged the first one and punched the second one spectacularly... before the third sliced his forearm "Shit!"
This was enough for the other two to come at him from the front and the back, and it would have HAD him for sure if it weren't for the Spider quickly doing a matrix dodge causing to two to slam into each other. He quickly got up and ran to where the Saruyama's had fled.
Ms Saruyama quickly pressed the elevator button over and over again as Kenichi watched in suspense
"AHAHA! Run, run, run! As fast you can!" The green goblin laughed as He sprinted towards them with great speed "You can never escape me! THE GREEN GOBLIN!" He said coming closer
*"That doesn't even rhyme!"* Spider-Man was heard in the distance down the hallway "W-WAIT! THE ELEVATOR IS OUT!"
Ms Saruyama and Kenichi's eyes widened "What is out?!" When the doors to elevator opened to reveal only the long shaft and nothing there
"Oh boy..."
"OH BOY!" The goblin cheered as He charged his finger with electricity and fired. In the split second She had, Ms. Saruyama pushes her son out of the way and takes the blast, sending her into the elevator shaft but was able to quickly cling onto one of the support beams. Goblin pouted when He made to the front of the elevator "Oh darn, just missed the hole in one..."
Kenichi laid with his back on the floor staring at the villain helplessly before growling and getting up "You Bastard!"
Goblin smirked as He pointed his finger at the young heir "Oh don't worry, I love to play with my-" He said before interrupted by a quick knee to the back of his head
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!" Said the Spider-Man who had finally arrived and took advantage of the momentary distraction
The goblin was sent flying into a wall and slamming into and making it collapse, momentarily ceasing his reign of terror. The boys quickly turned their attention to the woman in the elevator shaft holding on for dear life
"H-Help! I'm slipping!"
"Mom!" Kenichi screamed as Spider-Man tried to fire a web to hold her in place but as He fired, She let go and screamed as She fell down the elevator shaft "NO!"
Spider-Man's eyes focused "I'll get her, you go call the police." Spider-Man said seriously before leaping into the shaft and squatted on one of the support beams and focus purely on the falling woman
Kenichi could only stare at the hero "W-What do-"
"NOW!" Spider-Man then leaps from where He was and started to travel down the shaft as quickly as possible.
Kenichi stood there for a few seconds before pulling out his cell and running down the stairs, hoping the Spider-Man could make it "Please save her..." He said running down the flight of stairs
Groans were heard as The green goblin struggled to get up "How rude to cut someone off when they were in the middle of a conversation..." He said throwing a large piece of plywood across the room like it was nothing. He rose from the gravel and saw that He was alone until He heard Spider-Man shouting from the elevator door to Ms. Saruyama, which made him frown until He saw Blood on the floor. The Saruyama's weren't bleeding from what He'd remembered so it could only have been...
Goblin smirked before pulling out a pumpkin bomb "Dear Me, today is full of surprises... I dare say I must retreat post haste, but no worries, Spider-Man.." He primed the bomb for detonation "I'll leave one last surprise..."
Spider-Man kept clear focus on the falling woman, He had to save Ms. Saruyama no matter the personal cost, He will not Kenichi lose his mother...
"Almost there... I can almost reach..." Ms Saruyama was nearing terminal velocity, If He did not get her soon, She will be dead long before She reaches the ground...
*BOOOOOOOOM!*
Spider-Man quickly turned his head to see the top of the shaft has caught fire and is starting to rain red hot FLAMING Debris on them
"Oh god damn it, gobby!" Quickly shifted his gravity to make him face the ceiling, Spider-Man fires several web barriers to act as walls to stall as much debris as possible. It proved successful for several of the falling objects.. "Yes!"
...Before a large thin piece of metal went through a crack in the webbing barrier and started to catch up "Not good!" Spider-Man said worriedly "I have to figure how to stop it and fast!" He looked at Ms Saruyama and the piece of spinning metal and got an idea... A really BAD idea...
"Not like I have many options! Have to do this JUST RIGHT!" As the meal got closer, Spider-Man shifted his body to have his legs primed to bounce off of something. When the metal got close enough and face him flat-like, He braced himself and bounced off the metal, firing a quick web to catch it as it was flat. With the boost from the metal, Spider-Man quickly closed the distance between himself and Ms. Saruyama.
Wrapping his arm around her waist, Spider-Man fired a web to slowly bring them to a halt. The web attached itself to a wall and stretched as it slowed their fall and would've slingshot them back up the elevator had Spider-Man not released that web and fired another that was more accustomed to their position.
"Phew... That was a little scary, right?... Right?..." Spider-Man said to the woman in his arms who said nothing. His eyes widened "Oh god no..."
Quickly swinging from where He was, Spider-Man moved to the nearest elevator door and pulled it open with one arm and gently placed Ms Saruyama on the solid floor before climbing in himself. He placed his ear against the woman's chest and pleaded "Please be okay, please be okay, please be okay..."
It was then that He heard a faint heartbeat and He let out an enormous sigh of relief "Oh thank god..." He said before bending over and carrying the woman in a bridal hold "No time to pat yourself on the back yet, Spidey, She has to see a doctor... and fast." He said inspecting the burn wound over her left shoulder from where the goblin struck, making him glare "And Imma do some troll hunting..."
Kenichi Saruyama reached the ground level floor and was surrounded by blaring lights and sirens. He breathed heavily as He ran down most of the stairs and rolled down one in the middle of his trek. His eyes scanned the area and saw his mother being wheeled into an ambulance with an oxygen mask over her face "Mom!"
"She's okay kid." A voice said above him. He looked up to see Spider-Man who was on a lamppost and also looked pretty winded "The hit and the fall just took a lot out of her, so She is resting but alive, at least that's what I heard before they started shooing me away like I was a pigeon."
Kenichi's lips whimpered "T-Thanks... I have to go to her now.." He thanked before running to the ambulance and signalling to let him in
Spider-Man sighed before firing a web and swung to the top of a building and oversaw the damage on top, The tower was still smoking but there wasn't too much broken so It would be fine... He'd hoped.
Suddenly his goggle had a small image of Kenichi as a text said *Incoming call: Kenichi Saruyama*, He and Lala had worked the mask to connect wirelessly to his phone so He could still used those same contacts without anyone knowing otherwise so only the ones He specifically used for this network would be anonymous. Sounds easier than it really was...
He answered and was greeted a his best friend, sounding more meek than He'd ever heard from him
"Hey Rito? You okay there?"
Spider-Man said calmly "You asking me? I get to the bottom floor and everything goes to hell, what happened? Police had blocked everyone off and you guys are on fire!"
"It was the goblin! He broke in and starting to wreck everything! Mom... Mom slipped into a coma..."
Spider-Man swore out loud, not knowing it was that bad "Holy shit... I-I'll come and see you guys, Which hospital are you guys going too?"
"But your party..."
"Ken, you are my best friend and I don;t want you to be alone.."
The line was silent for a second "T-Thanks bro... I think it's the general closest by... Do you want us to pick you up?"
"I'll find my own way, thanks for offering, B. T . DUBS"
"Oh god, don't you start... And hey, at least you got Sairenji's gift"
Spider-Man whined softly "Actually... One of the aftershocks made me drop it..."
"...Oh shit."
"Yeah... I have to call Mikan and tell her I'll be running late again."
"Okay... See ya." And Kenichi ended the call
Spider-Man stood in silence before looking at the burning top of the Sarutech building and sighed before looking at his arm with a large cut on it. He'll have to bandage that real quick...
Two boys sat in two chairs alongside a hospital bed bearing a woman strapped to a few life support systems, only the faint steady beeps from a heartbeat monitor. The curtain was pulled around them to give them privacy
The boy with black hair had bought some bags of chips and some pop for his friend while they waited. It had been an hour since and They still hadn't opened them yet.
The boy with orange spiky hair decided to finally break the silence "Is their anything specifically wrong? Was it just the shock of the situation?"
The other boy sighed "Pretty much that... I really don't blame her though, I think either of us would've too if We'd been through what She had, Rito..." He said not taking his eyes off of the woman.
The boy known as Rito could only nod "Yeah... I guess so, Ken.."
They sat in silence once again
"How did Mikan take you not coming home?"
"Relieved actually, the cake She baked me was kinda ruined..."
"Really? How?"
"She let Lala decorate the cake and She added her favorite topping..."
"And how is that a problem?"
"Apparently Lala really likes dark matter..."
Kenichi turned away from his mother and gave Rito an incredulous look "Isn't dark matter the cold barely visible wisps of dust? The high energy moving particles? Who the hell makes that a god damn dessert topping?!"
"Believe me, I'm on the same boat with you, wouldn't have believed it had I not seen for myself what it looks a week ago, poor parfait..." Rito said mournfully "It actually looks pretty disgusting, seeing cold dark matter like that, I didn't think dark matter was actually visible but that's Lala for you, making the impossible possible..."
"Just that nobody taught her that just because you could doesn't mean you should."
"Nobody ever listens to Jeff Goldblum."
Suddenly the curtain to their area was pulled open and walked in a young nurse. "I am very sorry but visiting hours have ceased, while family can stay, I need to ask your friend to go home." She gave a polite bow and slipped right out
Rito got up and grabbed his bag before looking at his friend "You should probably get some sleep.."
Kenichi sighed while rubbing his head "I don't think I'll be able to..."
"No rush bro, it's the weekend, just try to take it easy." He said, heaving his bag over his shoulder and walking out of the curtain to let his friend worry in peace. He left them with a cheerful smile on his face...
but as He slipped into a broom closet with a window, his face contorted into one of anger, at the goblin for causing his friend such pain. He HAD to find the goblin before anyone else gets hurt by this bastard...
"What do you mean I have to do it?!"
It was the next day at the hospital and Kenichi Saruyama was being hounded by his mothers lawyers. They were taking care of most of Ms. Saruyama's work while she was indisposed and had started work on repairs to Sarutech tower in her place as was in their power, unlike...
A fat balding man in a suit bowed apologetically to Kenichi "I am truly sorry young master but Only your mother is allowed to disclose these documents with your father, as you are next of kin, it falls to you in her absence..." On the desk next to Kenichi is a folder containing a confirmation letter and Alimony to Mr Osborn
Kenichi gritted his teeth, He couldn't meet with his father... It could only end bad for him if He had went... "But what if I can't?... I mean, I never had to sign a contract before and.."
"Then your mother will lose her hold on your custody."
Kenichi swallowed, This wasn't fair... How could He? He was only a... Disappointment...
A hand tapped his shoulder making the heir look over it "Don't sweat it man, If it's okay with the big lawyer men, I could keep you company while you sign with your dad."
Kenichi looked at his friend "Rito... Are you sure about that? You look seriously dead tired."
Rito looked at his friend with half-lidded eyes and dark bags underneath them as He raised an eyebrow "What's that S'posta mean?... I am fit as a fiddle as soon as I get mah coffee." He yawned, while slurring his words a bit. He had spent the entirety of last night looking for any clues on the goblin and came up short after having waited too long and trail cooling itself by the time He had arrived at the scene.
"Coffee shouldn't be a factor for someone your age."
"Who died and made ya a docta.." The spider yawned
"Noone, just this leaflet I read at like 3 Am to put me to sleep said so."
"...And you say I am weird."
"And I am not?"
"Touche."
Norman Smiled looking at his syntheses machine work tirelessly to throw together another dosage of Globulin Green. It had been quite the treat to receive yet another sample of Spider-Man's blood, now He will be even stronger than ever before! Sadly Spider-Man is slowly reaching to the point where He will be unneeded for the more formula, tis a shame but He is rather annoying...
Like some people...
"Norman, how long is that going to take!"
Osborn growled at the high-pitched voice "Soon enough, Then I will have enough green to rule Japan."
"Ooo~! Now that sounds like fun!"
The only downside to globulin green was that the goblin that manifested himself will not shut up! If only He could find a way for peace and quiet...
The knocking on his door sent that plan to hell...
Norman growled "WHO IS THERE?!"
There was silence for a few seconds before the knocking returned with an unfamiliar voice screeching "Your son is here with his incredibly attractive best friend!"
A familiar and pathetic voice whispered loud enough to be heard "Dude! What the hell are you doing!"
"You were just standing there looking like you wet yourself so I'm just giving the push you need in the right direction, Ken!"
"This isn't helping!"
Norman growled while storming towards the door and throwing the door to reveal two teenagers, One was Nodoka's child and the other was the one He had saw in Nodoka's office. He stared at the both of them with heated eyes.
"What are you doing here.."
Nodoka's child simply whimpered and clenched a folder in his hands while the other one just gave him a leveled stare "It's your alimony, it's reaching an expiration date..."
Norman scoffed at the boy, who seemed to be taking charge of the situation "Is that so? Very well. We shall take this inside." He made way and the boy walked in with Nodoka's child right behind him. He could see the other boy was the one with a spine. They moved to cleared enough desk as Nodoka's child merely sitting down and placing the file on the table as the other took his time and inspected the room
"Hmm... Pretty nice equipment, making good on investments?"
Norman scoffed, taking a seat "Of course, just looking for a contractor and I will soon not need these handouts."
The boy hummed at the response and looked around while Nodoka's child stutters "T-Then We shouldn't keep you waiting..." He shakily opens the folder. Norman scoffed again, annoyed at the weakness in front of him.
"Dear me, I have never seen someone so capable of being squashed underneath someone's boot before." The goblin snarked in his head, He didn't respond as per the norm.
The meeting went quietly except for the stutters coming from Nodoka's child as He laughingly tried to work out the paperwork to only have his friend assist him. He slumped in his chair while Norman finalized his signature. Norman took his money as Nodoka's child hastily tries to shamble all of the paperwork, the other boy marvels at a few of his creations and seemed to hone in on his synthesizer working on the green. He stares at the green liquid as it pours into a vial in front of him
"Hmm, Mr Osborn? This thing gives me the creeps, what is it?"
"It is none of your concern, child. It is a performance enhancement agent, my magnum opus."
The boys tilts his head and focus o the green "Does it have a name?"
"Globulin green."
The boy looked at him with a raised eyebrow "Think that is a good naming choice? With a maniac called the 'Green Goblin' flying around?"
Nodoka's child started to sweat buckets because of his friend when the unthinkable happened. Norman Osborn smiles, a creepy smile to be fair but still.
"I assure you, it will be no problem at all, this goblin will nonissue when I rise to prevalence."
The boy inches himself away from the green "If you are sure about Mr. Osborn.." His voice trailed off as He came face to face with another of his machines: One of the probes that was used to collect Spider-Man's blood. The boy is acting strange as if He had seen it before, but that would be impossible as they were only brought out that one day.
"Is something the matter?"
"What?!-Oh-no-no-no-no..." He said, not taking his eyes off the machine. "Just what is that exactly?"
So he had seen it? Had He seen the probe when it was chasing Spider-Man? or maybe... "It is a specialized drone to collect data, still in a beta phase.." He lied to see the response
"Oh okay..." Still not looking away was He? Hmm...
Norman smiled again "It is almost the afternoon boys, have any plans for lunch?"
Nodoka's child responded first "N-Not at all... Dad..."
The other boy hesistated for a moment, leaving him to strike
"Well, I think your friend should probably head home and we can talk over lunch, is that okay... Kenichi?" He said finally remembering the boys name.
Kenichi's eyes widened as He turned to his friend "O-Of course! Take care, Rito!" He said giving the impression that this is a once in a lifetime chance leaving this 'Rito' no choice but to accept
Norman felt like throwing up, was He really that starving for attention? Oh well, He will just have to take advantage of this.
'Rito' looked at him at Kenichi before nodding "Yeah, sure.. Take care..." He said rubbing his spiky hair, making Norman notice the bandage on his arm, one that needing changing if that long cut He saw peeking out of the bandage has anything to say...
Rito had went out the front door and left them all alone, as Norman begun his deduction
"Interesting friend you have there.."
Kenichi rubbed the back of his head "Yeah, but He's a nice guy, y'know?"
No, because friendship is unneeded problems "Perhaps, but I noticed He looked a little injured there? Was He hurt by the goblin?"
Kenichi shook his head 'no' "Actually He was just leaving Sarutech when He got that cut, I think He mentioned a fall on concrete?"
Conveniently absent, You say? And with such a poor excuse to boot? Only a resident of this stupid town would believe it. "I hope He has a speedy recovery... Any other classmates of note? Perhaps that other one I met when I visited Sarutech?"
Kenichi blinked "You're talking about Lala-Chan?"
Norman smiled with cold eyes "Lala..."
Spider-Man swung through the air to return home as quick as possible. His meeting with Norman Osborn raised too many damn questions, just what the hell was those probe things doing at there of all places? Did Osborn steal his blood? And why would He need it?
And that 'Globulin green' CANNOT be a coincidence...
Is the goblin a potential buyer? An escaped lab rat? A thief?... An employee?
The fact the goblin was specifically targeting members of Sarutech has left no doubt Osborn was involved somehow, but how much? Is He oblivious to the real danger of his creation or He knows EXACTLY what was going on?...
God, how can I even think that Ken's father can actually being trying to kill his mom and business... My Spider-sense told me Ken was in no danger staying with Osborn so He is only targeting the board members. I should probably see that Ken adds more guards to Ms. Saruyama's side for the time being
Maybe also but some of those NEET guards of Deviluke to work there too, considering They had accepted positions to help write Dad's manga when One of his assistants burns out. Aren't they supposed to protect Lala and warn me of threats?
Would be nice to see clenched fists and clothesline again though and get them to replace the materials for another suit, I'm thinking a red and black one would be cool...
Lala Satalin Deviluke was many things: Smart, kind of pretty to some, fun and even more fun, but being an idiot wasn't one of those things. She had seen Rito return to his usual self but what Kenichi had told her had not left her mind. Such kind people had such troubles and still left her into their home? The lack of understanding truly hurt her heart greatly..
So She begun her own little investigation on what happened that night, from what She learned it was just before Middle schools graduate and broadcast-ed everywhere on TV, or so said the internet. Oh She was using Rito's computer to access this information is not available on her jumbo-tron. Another point to earth.
She had scrolled through a website called 'the daily bugle' and was greeted with various pages and articles but She had her eyes set on one date and quickly skimmed to it. She arrived on the page and was surprised, this weird things Rito's computer has is a 'Bookmark' system, which allowed Rito to hopto a lot of pages in a flash.
The most noteworthy thing about that however was that this page was bookmarked
She saw a picture of a solid floor with white tape for some reason? It looked kinda like a oval, what was it for? Under the picture was a text talking about Yuuki Ringo, a long career cut tragically short, a disturbance of peace and sanctity and how She leaves behind a husband, daughter and son, ending with note of a memorial will be next week. Being several mouths old makes that moot.
She scrolled down and was going to skip to the next day's paper when her eyes caught sight of the word 'web', taking a closer look it was a continuation on the story on Rito's momma and the title looked familiar 'Murderer stuck in sticky weblike material'
Yeah... That was Rito.
It came with a small paragraph on how the man was being held in a abandoned warehouse but was soon sent flying out a window if speculations were to be believed on glass flying everywhere... Wait what?! Rito would never do that... would He?...
It appeared the man was caught hanging by a web on his leg before He could hit the ground but when they inspected him, They found the man beaten severely...
Can't be...
Sights confirmed of another figure in the building but the identity was not confirmed as of yet...
But it's starting to look like it...
What happened that night?...
Wow... That is a lot of questions being thrown out there and all will come to light... I'm thinking next chapter is the climax with how everything assembled and how I want it to be. Any suggestions on what a future arc or short one off chapter would you like to see? We got a year til civil war so we got some time to kill in between arcs
...I apologize for the ED next up, it was something I couldn't get out of my head til I wrote it down. Not all Ops ans Eds will be my hero, so if that is a turn off, no worries
Saenai boku to boku o kakomu sekai de
Egaitemo tsukandemo mada tookute
A notebook with a single red and blue design on a desk with a disassembled webshooter lying close by as the music played before an instrumental breakdown was acompanied by shots of an elaborate 'A: design, a strange looking swirl, a four-pointed star and finally a giant spider symbol.
Woah oh~o
Nando chikadzuitemo toozakatteiku yume de okita
Yoake no kehai de michita machi wa koe o hisometeiru!
The image fly away as a middle school began running down a lonely street at night before his outfit changes into a red hoodie with blue pants and arms, fingerless gloves and a mask over his head, and only the back of the boy was shown
Yureteiru boku wa sonzaiigi o kurayami de sagashiteru!
This line was accompanied by 4 pictures: One of a group shot with a mother, father, young daughter and son.
the next was of them looking at a large stage with thousands of people, the daughter on the fathers shoulders and the mother holding her son.
the next was the entire crowd in a panic as the family realized their son was lost in the crowd
the final was of the boy wearing a toy helmet standing in front of a giant robot and pointed at the bot with a glowing toy light in the palm of his hand as the robot aims a turret st the boy before the picture burns into ashes.
Saenai boku to boku o kakomu sekai de
Egaitemo tsukandemo mada tookute
Suddenly the boy when he was older throws his hands into the air and fires webbing and pulling himself on the rooftops and proceeded to hop from large rooftop to large rooftop as smoke was everywhere
Nani o sutereba soko ni tadoritsukeru?
Nandomo nandomo sakendemitemo
Boku wa boku de shika nai kara
Yume de arou to genjitsu darou to
kitto koeteyukeru!
He does various flips and trick like somersaulting off a building, firing a web to run alongside a wall, leaping from that building and squeezing through a tight gap under a water tower before running on the roofs again when He trips a little as his pants catches fire but quickly puts it out and keeps running
Korondatte ii!
A still image of the past shows the little boy again as an quick x-ray at the boy's face through the helmet showed He was crying while looking really scared
naitatte ii!
The older boy cries in front of a tombstone with a pink haired girl behind him
Itsuka sona subete ga hana ni naru kara!
The Ed ends with the boy firing another web as his suit changes again as the perspective changes to the front of the boy as He makes a dynamic pose while in the new Spider-Man suit
Again if you don't like it... I have no other ED's planned. so thank god