Time for the end... of Season one. Ta da!
Keybladelight: Not for a while at most, I'm following my own path.
Treyalexander63917: Is she adopted? Is she half alien like Kyouko? Is Kyouko adopted?! Then why do they have different last names?! Wait to fine out. And yes. That is a lot of exclamation points. LOTS!
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A pair of crimson eyes views the blue sky. Clouds were formless and at ease. How long had it been when She had used to stare at the sky in hope? Never... But only through stories was She told of sunlight and that person felt...
"Warm and loving, it feels like a hug of utter delight, like... This~!"
She shook her head, dispelling the memories of a life long since passed. Of the woman long since past...
She stared at the city below the sky. Vast. intricate. Easy for a rat to hide. But for her to find her target? It would be no trouble at all.
A young teen in bulky headphones walks around a art supply shop while hands gracing over the various screentones in search of what He was tasked to collect. A soft beat in his headphones causing his him to mumble-sing along
(Music insert: Sunflower- Post Malone and Swae Lee)
(Oh oo Ooo~!)
"Oh oo Ooo~"
His hands picking up several pieces of paper
(Needless to say I keep her in check)
"Needless to Say I Hmm nmm eh~!"
He places said paper in a basket in his hand
(She was all bad-bad, nevertheless~![Yeah])
He hums the first line, and "Nevertheless~"
(Calling it quits now, baby I'm a wreck~![Wreck])
"Calling it quits now, baby I'm a wreck~"
He strolls towards some bottles of ink and and tosses them in the air.
(Crash at my place, baby you're a wreck~![Wreck])
"Crash at my place, baby you're a wreck~"
And with a certain grace, the bottles all land bottom first in the basket
(Oooh Oooo~ Somethings you can't refuse~)
"Ooo oo~ Something's you can't refuse~"
He picks up a pen and tosses it in the air as well as it spins very fast.
(She wanna ride me like me like a cruise~!)
"She wanna ride-Eh?"
He was tapped on the shoulder making him looked as an old store clerk glares at him as the other occupants of the store just stare at him.
(And I'm not tryna lose~!)
Rito smiles awkwardly before the pen lands on his head, bouncing off and making him look stupider than He already felt
(Then, You'll be left in the dust~!)
Rito quickly grabs the remaining items and leaves after paying.
(Unless I stuck by ya~!)
He runs down the road to the park area
(You're the sunflower~!)
He looks into his bag with all the items He needed to bring, all accounted for.
(I think your love would be too much~!)
He slips His large headphones off to hang on his shoulders, smiling "Okay, That's everything dad needs. I'll swing on by and then begin my daily patrol.." He says as His stomach growl. He meekly remembers He had to skip breakfast to get his father his materials and now He was paying for it. "Hehe... I guess I can make a pit stop on the way there.."
He ran along the road before reaching the closest food vendor: A Taiyaki stand. A fan favorite of the area and He saw a fresh batch being prepared. He runs over and orders a bunch for himself and maybe a few leftovers for Lala and Mikan... if their were any, His metabolism makes him consume a large portion of food to keep his calorie intake up with all the 'Spider-Man'-ing He does.
He pays for his food and walks away to find a alleyway away from any prying eyes to change into his hero clothes and finish his delivery already. That was when his Spider-sense kicked in, causing him to freeze with a piece of Taiyaki hanging from his mouth. His eyes shift ever so slightly to his left to see one staring right at him, sitting atop of a railing.
A girl with really long hair, dressed in a leather, kinda skimpy outfit with a miniskirt that showed off her thighs that were wrapped in various belts, long sleeves with belts, and a star shaped hole in the middle of her chest. She is actually really cute, if He was honest.
But his Spider-Sense did not lie, so He quickly picked up his pace and sped walked past the girl, making a glance to see if She was still there. He soon reaches an adequate hiding area to change, He looks back to see the girl casually hop of the railing and walk to him, her gaze meeting him once again, promising a cold fury.
He squeaks and runs in, ripping of his shirt and pants off and stuffing in his pack, kicking off his shoes and abandons them in the alleyway as He stands in his Spider-Man outfit. He slips his mask on and leaps into the air. He clings to the wall and climbs like no tomorrow and reaches the roof, He looks over the edge to see the girl had vanished from sight. He looked confused before turning his head to oversee the roof.
And He sees the girl on the other side of the building staring at him.
Spider-Man hops backs a step "Whoa! Where did you come from?"
The girl did not respond as She stepped forward "Where is Yuuki Rito?"
Spider-Man tilts his head "Never heard of the guy, got a picture?"
The girl said monotonously while pointing at him "You have his bag."
Spider-Man looks to his side and realized... yeah He was screwed "Okay, but why do you want him?" He asks the girl who was making her way over while holding her arm out
"He is my target.." Her arm glows for a second "And so are you." Her arm transforms into a long blade.
Spider-Man was stunned into silence before collecting himself as She made a leap forward, arm behind to try and slice him right down the middle. He quickly dodges as the girls blade struck where He once was, cutting into the stone. He quickly fires a web and traps her blade where it was
Spider-Man holds his hands up to ask for a ceasefire "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look I don't know what I've done to tick you off but you have to stop."
The girl rips her bladed hand out of the roof and looks at him "I have been tasked with eliminating the both of you. I will not fail." She swipes horizontally and if He wasn't mistaken, the blade momentarily elongated to try and swipe at him. He leans far back to make sure this doesn't happen.
The hero proceeds to back flip to make some distance "Sorry, but there's a first time for everything, cutie."
The girl's eyes widen. She stares at him before her hair begins to stand up. "What.."
Spider-Man blinked, He was only teasing her like He usually did all of his enemies, did.. She not get that? He coughed "Oh, just stating the obvious, hot stuff."
The girl glows red before glaring, She zips forward and swipes again with her left arm which He dodges again. She brings her right fist, which was glowing as well and connects punch when her fist shifted into a wrecking ball and hurls Spider-Man off of the roof.
Spider-Man is sent flying before firing two lines at two points on the wall of the building and slings himself back, both legs connected and feet soon make contact with the girls face, sending her back on the roof and holding her face.
She glares at him "It is true, you are a monster.."
He glares back, adopting a stance that makes him close to the ground * "I get that a lot, why are you saying that specifically?"
Her hands shift into longer blades "You are one who does not pull punches on a girl."
Spider-Man just stares at her "Says the girl who literally brought a short sword to kill me and some kid..."
The girl raises an eyebrow at the proclamation
Spider-Man shakes his head and stares at the girl "Look, You come to this planet for the sole purpose of 'Eliminating' both Me and some kid and then you throw that baloney at me?" He returns to his stance "This is my home, my city and you came to wreck it? Guess what, sister?"
He glares right into her soul
"I ain't going to let that happen.."
She has her arms in a come at me stance "Very well..."
"Before we do this..." Spider-Man says, tossing the bag that was around his shoulders and webs it to the ground "Can I get your name?"
The girl glares "I have no name... But I am called Golden Darkness."
Ryouko Mikado smiled as as She causally walked down down the main road, obtaining earthling medical supplies for her school infirmary. She enjoyed her time on the planet that She calls her home.
Her enhanced ears catch the faint sounds of a struggle before the top of a roof explodes in a shower of debris as two people fell from the roof. One of them sprouted wings and tackles the other, flying down the main road as the tackled tried and free themselves. Many people exclaimed at the scene as Ryouko froze
"Spider-Man... AND Golden Darkness?" She gulped
It would be best to steer clear of THAT can of worms...
(Music insert: Unlocking heaven - Death battle)
Spider-Man began to slam both hands into Golden Darkness' back to get her to let go of him
"I used this joke on goblin but, No In-flight movie or snacks? I'm out of here!" Slamming his fists gets her to let go as He flips onto her back, does a light jump off, webs two nearby lamp posts and is pulled by gravity for a little bit before slingshoting himself at the assassin "I like swinging better!"
Golden Darkness is sent flying towards the ground before collecting herself, shifting her position and plants her her feet firmly on the ground, grinding to a halt. She bends over and places both hands on the ground as Her hair begins to shapeshift. They turn into various different dragon heads and shoot them towards the Spider-Man
Spider-Man quickly web strikes a head and hops on top of it before rolling and running down the long neck of hair like a cartoon caveman, He flips over a head that tried to strike "Excuse me!" Punching another one "Pardon me!" And grabs onto one head and uses it to springboard off of "Coming through!"
Golden darkness retaliates when He got close by transforming her left hand into a wrecking ball again and backhanding the hero, sending him into a nearby train yard and slamming into a train cart, leaving a large intent. The hero groans as He sticks to the cart for a moment before falling off with another violent grunt.
"Y'know?... I probably should've just stayed in bed today... Less headaches...And back aches... and intestine aches." He quips shakily rising to his knees
He shakes his head and webs to the top of the cart to see Golden darkness glaring at him before sprouting white angel wings from her back.
"Nice wings, but That isn't going to-" His words were cut off as his spider-sense screamed aloud. "What? I know She's trying to kill me and.. No, It's not pointing me at her... It's pointing to behind me!"
His Spider-sense increased his vision to see that on the other side of the yard was two kids on a train track, one of the kids legs appears to be stuck as the other tries to free them... as a train is speeding towards them.
"Oh god! I gotta-UGH!" He was blinded sided as the roof of the cart exploded into debris as Golden Darkness kicks him in the face with an upwards axle-kick as her leg was transformed into a wrecking ball, launching the hero into the air.
Not missing a beat, Golden Darkness returns her leg to normal and uses her wings to push her directly at the hero in mid-air, latching one hand to his neck and keeping him in the air. She tilts her head "Do not turn your back on me, it will be the last mistake you ever do."
Spider-Man grunted while flicking his wrist slightly that his web-shooters gave a faint sound of powering up. "I don't... have time... to screw around!" Tapping his web-shooter trigger, a shot of webbing that sparked blue shot out and struck Golden Darkness!
She is stunned for a moment, not really feeling too much pain but loosens her grip JUST enough for Spider-Man to move her hand from his neck and kick off her and speed towards the ground to the kids. He drops onto another cart and bounces off, leaping over several parked carts as He catches the sight of the kids. The one stuck seemed to be almost out and the train, seeming to notice, was slowing down but judging on the previous speed and momentum, it was really too little too late.
Golden darkness shakes off the electric shock and glares down to see Spider-Man run away. With a mighty huff of her wings, She soars downwards to catch the hero, her hands shifting to form sharp claws on each fingertip.
Spider-Man, feeling the impending doom behind him web-zips directly at the kids who just barely gets the one who was trapped free. The kids turn to watch as the train gets ever so closer, they close their eyes and wait for death.
"I GOT YOU!"
Spider-Man zips by and pushes both of the kids out of harm's way and onto some gravel, besides some scrapes, they should be fine.
The same could not be said for the Spider-Man.
*CRASH!*
Golden Darkness' eyes widened as Spider-Man was slammed into the train and sent flying to the ground bouncing a few times of the tracks, smashing the wooden boards He happened to land on. In the air, She caught side that on the other side of the train were two children running away, both looking at the down arachnid. He had sacrificed himself for those children...
"OH YEAH, Those two are most despicable beings on that planet! He will not hesitate to harm innocents to get their way!"
She glared at the ground, this did not even out with the data She had received. She expected something was withheld from her but it seems everything was...
She glided down to the motionless hero and raised a clawed hand, but She was still on order's to kill the both of.. What is this?
She tilts head as He sees Spider-Man's mask was slightly pulled over to reveal his neck and the lower part of his face, She moved closer to see that some hair was poking out, an orange-brown shade of hair. Curiosity got the better of her as her claws slowly worked to the edge of his mask and tug at it's end. She slowly removes the mask to view the face of her other target, lying unconscious right in front of her
"Yuuki Rito... is Spider-Man." Golden Darkness stated, taking in this information.
"If you can, after killing Spider-Man, bring Yuuki Rito to this summit but he must be alive, We will meet with Lala-chan and the task will be complete."
She simply stood there, staring at the hurt hero before returning her hands back to normal "To kill him now would compromise objective 2," She stated bluntly, her hair rising up and picking up Spider-Man
"And I have some questions..."
Lala playfully danced for joy in the middle of Rito's room as She had received her allowance for the week, a clean million yen her papa had given her for her stay on earth. Now she could get that part for inter-dimensional restructuring device She was working on and-
Zastin stands up from his crouched money giving position, crossing his arms and give her a glare "Lala-Sama, you are not planning to waste all your money on the first day AGAIN, are you?" He said, wanting a clear answer.
Lala pouted, Zastin was always like this! "Aw come on! I haven't done that in like.. a week?"
"That isn't s good thing!" He shouted before sighing, giving a leveled look "Lala-sama, you mustn't things like the economy as something frivolous."
She pouted harder, holding her envelope of money "But it's just my allowance.."
Zastin taps the envelope "Soon enough, you will have to deal with all of Deviluke's allowance, and believe me, you mustn't waste the money of the people." He said giving her a flat look
She sighed overdramactically, again with the 'As the next queen' speeches? She always hated when Zastin, papa or Momma went into these big overblown speeches on how She should be 'more RESPONSIBLE' and 'Less childish' or how "she should stop putting guests into casts'
"That is why at this moment onward, you are paying rent."
Lala's eyes widened as She was about to object when one question popped into her head. "What's rent?"
Zastin sighed "Rent is a term used to describe a payment for and object or a service over a period of time, for example, you must pay rent for the month you have been on this planet, specifically this house." Zastin said with a bit of finality.
But Lala wasn't done. "But why? Rito and Mikan said it was okay for me to live here?"
Zastin leveled a glare "Yes, as a freeloader but do you understand the lesson I wish to impart you on this?"
That you are a jerk? "What?" She states
Zastin says nothing as He pulls out another envelope, one not addressed to her but to the Yuuki's.
Lala tilts her head "What is that?"
"A bill... something used to tell an owner of a certain object that they must pay for the service." He describes after seeing her blank face
Lala nods and picks up the envelope "Rito-papa has this... He needs to pay for something, right?"
Zastin nods as well "Yes, Lala-Sama, Saibai-san needs to pay the rent for this house or risk the chance of losing it."
Lala's eyes widened "What?! Why?"
"Saibai-San does not technically OWN this house, merely LEASING it, as they say." Zastin says with his eyes closed "Every few months to a year, Saibai-san must pay a agent rent so that Rito-Dono and Mikan-san may live here. He also pays for the studio in which He creates his manga which adds to the debt, for years, his wife had aided in said rent but is no longer able to..." He drawls for a bit, looking down mournfully
Lala's temper cooled down, Yuuki Ringo passed away not too long ago from what She learned and seeing how much Funerals cost thanks to Rito, She knew they were out a lout of money...
Zastin continues "As you see, adding to all these expenses, Saibai-san will eventually cut the funding to one of these. And Seeing as He needs his studio and his children need a roof to sleep under..." He reaches over and opens her allowance envelope and pulls out a few bills "A thousand yen, every month of every year you spend on this planet, do I make myself clear?"
Lala bit her lip, this is so unfair!... Why does everything have to converge on monetary advantage? Who would enjoy this?
*Pi ru ru ru Pi ru ru rur*
Lala's eyes widen as Zastin looks around the room in confusion "What is that?.."
Lala opened the door and ran to her room "It's coming from my room!" Zastin followed her into the room She was staying at with the Yuuki's to see a large laptop that Lala-sama devised when She was 9. It appeared staticy with a voice calling from the garbled mess
"YOO HOO! Lala-TAA~AAN!"
Lala grimaced, She recognized that voiced as the picture clears up to reveal an impish alien in goofy clothing surrounded in a harem of women who smiled happy but had eyes of 'get us out'.
Lala sticks her tongue out and holds in some vomit while Zastin exclaims "Prince Lacospo of the planet gaama?"
The imp holds his hand to silence Zastin "Yes, it is I, Lala-tan's future husband! Lacospo!" The creature laughed an odd laugh "I have come to retrieve you my dear, so come with me and ket us be married." He looks at Lala with perverted eyes and fondles a girl next to him, licking his lips "I have the perfect outfit for you to wear when we... become one."
Lala recoiled as Zastin steps forward "I say this: Halt! This is why you were banned from ever stepping foot on Deviluke, so give up." He proclaimed boldly
Lacospo glared at Zastin "Silence! Stay out of the affairs of royals, peasant!"
Lala steps forward "I don't want to be with you! Never in a million years! Besides," She smirked "I got this super awesome guy I am with who is so cool!"
Lacospo smirked instead of feeling threatened "AH YESSS, Yuuki Rito was it? I won't expect him to be any trouble for 'HER'"
Lala looked confused as She tilted her head "Her?"
Lacospo cackled "Are you familiar with the assassin, GOLDEN DARKNESS?!"
Zastin's eyes widen as He steps forward "Golden Darkness?!"
Lala turned to him "Who is Golden Darkness?"
"Golden Darkness is the name of a legendary assassin, one who had never failed to see her targets blood..." He glares at Lacospo "So you have hired her to kill Yuuki Rito, is that it?!"
Lacospo snickered as He waved his hand in a nonchalant manner "Ohohoho! No, Yuuki Rito is still alive for the moment but I did task her to kill one... Spider-Man!"
Lala and Zastin were stunned. Both Rito and Spider-Man were the targets? They had hoped They had encountered as Yuuki Rito then, as Spider-Man would surely fall to the killer's hands.
Lacospo sent a file "If you want him to live to see the day end, come to this address and let us be joined, Lala-Tan~!" He sang before clocking out.
Lala immediately went to download the file, surprising Zastin and the previously muted Peke
The costume bot exclaimed "Lala-Sama, you aren't thinking of going are you?!"
THe princess glared at the loading bar for the image "I can't let Rito die, not for me, damn it!" She swore, taking the others aback at the usually innocent girl who thought 'Darn' was too harsh at one point.
Zastin stood at the ready "Of course, I shall lent you and Rito-Dono my strength."
Lala smiled "Thank you..."
'Ugh...I taste iron...'
That was the first thing Yuuki Rito had thought of when He woke up on the cold stone ground, his cheek seemed to be one with the stone.
He groaned as He tried to move his arms, only to fine them tied up with thick ropes, his body ached with blood seeping slowly from various points in his body.
"Oh great, I wake up somewhere I don't know, all tied up and bleeding... Is Motemitsu really re-doing old practical jokes again?.."
He then notices his mask seemed to be raised to be just over his mouth, was someone messing with his mask? Did they see his face?!
"You are awake I see.." A familiar monotone had called out.
Rito turned to see Golden Darkness hovering over him, studying him with unblinking red eyes "G-Golden Darkness?... You didn't try to kiss me, did you?" He quipped to break the tension
Golden Darkness' eyes widen before glaring at him, changing a finger into a claw and slowly stabbing him in the shoulder.
"Yeeouch! Okay, I'll quit, just stop!"
Golden Darkness lifts her finger from the fresh wound and stares at him
Spider-Man lets a tired breath before looking at her "Those kids... are they-"
"That boy and girl?..." Golden Darkness cuts him off and stares at him for confirmation, which He gives as a nod "They are alive, you took the train instead."
He lets a sigh of relief "Oh thank god, that was all I could think about when I was in the dark, that takes a load off, hehe.." He chuckles in his restraints
She tilted her head "You gave up the fight... to save those children..."
Spider-Man turned his head to look at her "Well yeah, kinda in my title, I am a super 'HERO'" He empathized
The girl scoffed "Hero? A hero who strikes a woman?"
"UGH!" Spider-Man groaned in annoyance "Will people ever let that go? The whole 'You must never EVER hit girls' does NOT work in practice, especially dealing with a all girl gang! I still have the bullet wounds.." His lower jaw grimaced.
Golden Darkness turns her head a bit farther, hair trailing over shoulder "You are a strange creature..."
"Been reading the bugle, eh?"
She ignores him "You brawl against women, but run to the rescue of children... You pull cheap shots but have honor..." She listed her findings into his character "Just who are you..."
"Do you really want to know?" Spider-Man said very seriously, leaving her to only stare at him as He let a small smile "I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man."
The girl only stares "Even now you joke, you are not taking this seriously-"
"Or maybe I am so much, that I joke just to avoid thoughts that would tear other men apart." He cuts her off, surprising her "Maybe I joke as to avoid thinking of what terrible things I have done..." **
Golden Darkness only stares at the hero who just let that all out
"Have you ever had a dream?"
Golden Darkness could only remember her words... Her broken promises...
"We will see the sun with each other and smile, Eve. And You'll get all the hugs you want!"
Golden Darkness only shakes her head "Once..."
Spider-Man nodded "I have had a few... Get the girl... be popular... not be belittled by everyone I meet... But one stood out, one that actually very possible but at the same time unreachable. One day, My family would just sit together, no work, no outside interference. We would all just be together like any normal family. Just. Together." He empathized again "But now... That dream is impossible, I killed it... I killed her..."
"We will always be together, Eve."
Golden Darkness stares as She thought of that dream..
"Tell Me Tear, Will I be able to make friends someday too?"
"Of course you will, and make sure to introduce them to me."
"Fuhihi! Alright!"
Spider-Man looks at her "You are thinking about yours too?"
Golden Darkness blinks "What do you mean.."
"It's your eyes... How easy to write yours as cold and unfeeling... when one who also wears a mask sees... I see a lot more."
She scoffs "I am the number one assassin in the galaxy... dreams are for children.."
"And? Maybe a dream is what you need, what you heart needs."
"It died with her..." She snapped, eyes widening at it. She shouldn't be quick to emotion...
He smiled "And my died with my mother... but from that moment, She also birthed a new dream. One i live by as I wear this spandex, swing through the air with the greatest of ease and save everyone I can...
Golden Darkness spoke before She could stop herself "And that is..."
Spider-Man opened his mouth to reply when a mirage above began to flicker as an invisible spaceship materializes above them as a voice booms above them
"EXCELLENT! As I would expect from the legendary assassin!"
Golden Darkness' eyes steeled themselves "Lacospo.."
Spider-Man tilts his head "Locomotive? Livin La vida loca?..."
Soon a beam shot from the bottom of the ship and beamed out a small imp, who walked to the downed hero
"Ah.. The 'amazing' Spider-Man, HA!" Lacospo reaches and pull Spider-Man's mask off to reveal his face "Or should I say, Yuuki Rito!"
The hero grimaced again "Oh.. THAT'S a no-no..."
Lacospo laughs at the hero and tosses his mask aside. "I am Lacospo, leader of the planet of Gaama! True husband to be of Lala Satalin Deviluke!"
Rito rolled his eyes "Wow~ Never heard that line before..."
"LACOSPO!"
From far away, their attentions were drawn to the stairs leading to the meeting point to see a pink haired girl in a white costume with swirly eyes and a man with long gray hair and skeletal armor..
Lacospo raises his hands in welcome "Lala-Tan~! Oh how I missed you! Let's get married!"
Lala is visibly disgusted at the imp and recoils slightly "No way, let him go now!"
Zastin makes to grab his sword's handle when Lacospo speaks
"Any rash moves and Golden Darkness will bisect this bug, Lala-Tan~!" He says threateningly, surprising everyone there "Now call off your lap dog."
Zastin growled at the disrespect "I am Zastin, leader of the royal army, 2nd in command of Deviluke's forces during the great war, slayer of over a thousand men and-"
"ZASTIN, STOP!" Lala cried
This shocked Zastin "Lala-sama, I-"
"PLEASE!" She pleaded
Zastin looked as if He was swallowing his pride but He did relinquish his grasp on the blade
Rito was panicking, Oh god She can't be doing what I think, She's doing, is she?! No! Damn it, I need more time!
Lacospo grinned devilishly "Your answer, my dear~?"
Lala's head fell "Okay... You-"
"BUDDY, YOU'RE A BOY, MAKE A BIG NOISE! PLAYING IN THE STREETS, YOU'LL BE A BIG MAN SOMEDAY! YOU GOT MUD ON YOUR FACE! YOU BIG DISGRACE! KICKIN' YOUR CAN ALL OVER THE PLACE, SINGIN' WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!"
Everyone turned to see Rito scream to the top of his lungs, unsure of how to process this.
Lacospo tried stopping him "Stop that-"
"WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!"
Zastin just stared as He remembers that this is one of the songs Saibai plays when doing epic fight scenes in his manga... but Why was He singing now?
"BUDDY, YOU'RE A YOUNG MAN, HARD MAN, YOU'RE SHOUTING IN THE STREETS, GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD SOMEDAY!"
Lacospo was getting annoyed "Will you cease that-" Suddenly the hero spits a bloody loogie at the king of another planet, stunning everyone
"YOU GOT BLOOD ON YOUR FACE! YOU BIG DISGRACE!" Rito bops his head back and forth "WAVING YOUR BANNER ALL OVER THE PLACE!"
"WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU! WE WILL, WE WILL- OOF!"
Lacospo ran over to the hero and began kicking him over and over again "You miserable bastard!"
Rito continued through the beating "BUDDY YOU'RE A OLD MAN, POOR MAN, PLEADING WITH YOUR EYES, GONNA MAKE SOME-oof-PEACE SOMEDAY! YOU GOT MUD ON YOUR FACE! BIG DISGRACE-KEH-"
Lacospo smirks as Rito stops screaming aloud and breathes heavily "Got any more in you?"
Rito looks at him... and raises his arms out of the bindings, shocking everyone again "..somebody better put you back in your place..." He sends a solid right hook at the king "GOT IT!"
Lacospo was sent flying, bouncing like a rubber ball before coming to a stop near a small building close by, holding his face in pain as He hollowed.
Rito stood up and broke the last of his bindings, stretching a little "Aww~ That feels so much better!" He said, running over to where his mask was thrown
Golden Darkness stands at the ready, hands forming into a blade "How did you escape?"
"You guys were too busy listening to the mouth..." The hero said, holding his hand up, a piece of metal clutched firmly in between his thumb and index finger "You didn't watch the hands."
Golden Darkness stares "That was shrapnel...from the train, isn't it?"
"Pretty much." He shrugged as the pink haired girl ran over and jumped on his back, holding him tight "L-Lala?"
She held tighter "You are safe.." Cheek rubbing against his back
He couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, as He lets out a soft chuckle "Hehe... yeah.."
Golden Darkness stares at the sight before her, this was not a sight of imprisonment... It was sign of...
"Oof! Oh, Eve! Hehe.. You like giving hugs, do you?"
Her gaze falls to the floor as her hand returns to normal.
Zastin walks over to the downed body of Lacospo and glares at the sack "Tch, You were warned.."
Lacospo stood up, glaring at the captain "Grr.. Bastards!" He looks at Golden Darkness "Kill them both! And bring me Lala-Tan!"
Golden Darkness did not move as She gave a cold look that sent a shiver down the king's spine
"Lacospo, good timing... I have a certain question, The data you have supplied me to my targets have differed greatly from what was shown to me."
Spider-Man and Lala tilted their heads in confusion "Eh?"
Lacospo sweated heavily "I-It is an elaborate rouse! Spider-Man is-!"
"Furthermore, the contents of your character is absolutely heinous. That is as plain to see as the sky itself." She brought further judgement, making Laocospo recoiled as if He was being struck.
"I-I was not lying!
"Would someone who kidnap a girl against her will honestly save children from a train by being hit instead?" She state her question as Lacospo chocked on his spit.
Lala and Zastin turned to see Rito who shrugged, trying to ignore the disapproving stares.
Lacospo, in a moment of complete cowardice, summons his homing beam and returns to his ship. He angrily screams, scaring the harem girls in their cages. But He didn't care, He was humiliated. He had to have revenge! Maybe He could send Gama-tan and-... No...
He wickedly chuckles, pulling a key out "Humilation this bad could only be returned by my own hands... technically." He walks to a large container, inserts the key and it opens with a large puff of smoke. An opening in the container reveals a pair of glowing red eyes.
"It is good thing I bought this 'Rhinoceron' fighting suit off of the galactic net!"
Outside the ship, Spider-Man, Golden Darkness, Lala and Zastin stare at the ship, waiting. Spider-Man cups his hands and uses it as a microphone to shout
"Hey, little shrimp! Where you going!"
Lala looks to Golden Darkness and walks to her, alarming Zastin "Lala-Sama, don't!"
Lala did not heed his warning and bowed politely "I am sorry you were dragged into this...A lot of people I know are getting dragged into my problems.." She said mournfully
Golden Darkness blinks, unsure of how to respond. A recurring feature of today. She bows her head slightly "Princess, a concern like this is not one a princess should preoccupy themselves with-"
"Perhaps so, Yami-Chan, but I can stand it!" Lala confessed, gathering her three companions attentions "I have my brains and I still let others make the hard decisions, I want to help... That is my 'Great Responsibility' " She stated, surprising them all "I may not know much on how the world works... but I will learn, so people like you won't be caught in my problems!"
Golden Darkness stares at the princess, one who She would expect to air on the side of ignorance of heavy issues point-blank proclaim their intentions to understand... it was... admirable, to say the least.
Zastin's jaw dropped, this was the girl whining about allowances an hour ago?...
Spider-Man smiles underneath his mask, but not turning away from the spaceship.
Suddenly, his Spider-sense went off! His eyes widen as He felt the next thing that was to be thrown at them was huge! But what could a shrimp like Lacospo thrown at them to warrant something like this?
"Guys! Incoming!"
Everyone's eyes widened as suddenly, the top of Lacospo's ship explodes to have something huge break out. It crashed into the ground and stands imposingly above them all. It was a large mechanized body with heavy shield plating, it;s arms held a machine gun and the head had what looked like a large pike on top.
Lala and Golden Darkness only stared as Zastin and Spider-Man balked at the metal monstrosity.
"WHAT-"
"THE HELL-"
"IS THAT?!" They screamed loudly
The metal man stood on it's two hind legs with the belly of the beast revealing to be a glass dome, it opens to reveal Lacospo giving a peace sign "Yo losers!"
Spider-Man, Lala and Zastin jaws drop as Golden Darkness only stares blankly "LACOSPO?!"
THe machine makes a flamboyant gesture of flexing their arms as if they were muscly "I AM THE RHINO!"
Spider-Man lowered into a battle pose "On the behalf of this fine city and real rhinos everywhere, I must ask you to put your mechanized paws in the air!"
Lacospo sorted a manic grin "NO!" The dome closes and aims a machine gun arm at them, Golden Darkness and Zastin dodge the fire with relative as Spider-Man quickly moves to Lala's side, picks her up bridal style and tries to escape. "I'LL CRUSH YOU AND I'LL KILL YOU! AHAHA!" He says shooting everywhere to try and kill them "But if Lala-Tan survives, please consider my marriage proposal."
Spider-Man carries Lala to the back of a house that was on the cliff they were on, setting her down and looking her in the eye "Lala, I need you to stay here and stay safe."
Lala responds back fiercely "I want to help!"
Spider-Man holds his hands up "I know you do, and that's admirable but this guy is just too dangerous now."
"But I just don't want to stand on the sidelines! I want- wait.." Lala's eyes widened
"What is it, Lala?"
The pinkette looks to her hat "Peke! Did you scan Lacospo's suit, yes or no?"
The costume spoke for the first time in a while "Huh? Oh, uh Yes! Of course, Lala-sama... but why?"
Lala looked at Spider-Man "I want to know of any expoiltable weaknesses and your scans reveal every inch and detail of anyone's outfit!"
Spider-Man's eyes widened "Can you do that?!"
Peke "Hmm... I'll do my best!" Peke then hummed for a second "Obvious weakpoints will be the joints of the legs and arms..."
The hero nods "I'll just web those then..."
"The glass dome is protected by the metal and would be hard to remove... AH! The power source is inside the hump in the suit's back!"
"Seriously? Something that important in the most obvious 'hit me' point?"
"Damn..." Peke swore "It's no good, the entire suit's alloy is of [Carbon steel]!"
Lala tilted her head as She was unfamliar with that specific alloy "What?"
"Wait, Carbon steel you said?..." Spider-Man began to think "Huh... That's is actually a real strong metal but... It's vulnerable to heat!" He annouced pointing at them before his finger drooped "But I don't have anything that could simulate anything hot enough.."
"I got it!" Lala shouts "Literally!" Her tail raises up to greet him
"Huh... Where are you going with this?"
"A devilukian's tail is capable of firing a laser strong enough to shear through some metals!" Lala's smile was infectious
The hero grinned underneath his mask "I see, I can get Zastin to use this laser and blow a hole in the hump to reveal the rhino's generator, yes I think We got this!"
Lala pouted "I meant use my tail."
"What? I told you, it's too dangerous."
"I want to help!"
"And you just did, now We can beat this guy!"
"I want to do more!"
"Okay fine!" Spider-Man raised his arms in the air exasperatedly "But first one thing..."
*THWIP!*
And He quickly webs the princess' shoes to the ground, shocking her "Eh?!"
Spider-Man web-zips to the ceiling and waves at her "I'm sorry, You can scold me all you want later, don't hate me, bye!" He says leaping to the other side of the building.
"Rito!" She says annoyed before bending over and clawing at the web.
(Music insert: Spider-Man 3 boss theme)
Zastin was standing his ground, locked in a hand-to-hand standstill with the rhino, but budging as the titan machine tries to cave in his skeleton. Golden Darkness was preoccupied with keeping the missiles He sent at bay and dodging in the air
The guard of Deviluke grunted "How did I get here?!.."
The rhino laughed at him "As soon I kill you and Spider-Man, Lala-Chan will be-" *TWHIP* "W-What was that?!"
Zastin, using his squinted eyes, looks to see the legs of the rhino encased in a thick web, suddenly, something snagged onto his back and yanks him out of the grasp of the rhino, who off balance because of the lack of Zastin and fell over.
Zastin was dragged along the ground for alittle before opening his eyes to see Spider-Man hovering over him "It was you.."
Spider-Man quickly says "Zastin, I have a plan."
The knights eyes widened and nodded "Lay it on me, as they say."
"His suit is Carbon Steel, extremely strong but very vulnerable to heat, I need you to go to the hump on his back and fire your laser at that specific point, which houses his power unit, if We destroy the power unit.."
"Then that suit is merely a large hunk of metal.." Zastin nods "Very well, but I need a clear shot if this is to work.."
The rhino picks itself up and stands on all four legs, it huffs and charges at them!
Spider-Man punches his fist into his palm and struts forward "Let me take care of this Humptey Dumpty.."
"Humptey.. Dumpty.. I don't understand what you are ever referring to.."
He sighs "No one ever does.." He runs towards the rhino who fired a missile from his back at the Spider-Man, who quickly webs a nearby manhole cover and blocks the shot, leaping into the air, holding onto the web that connected, spinning around and blocking another missile and using the cover to smack the rhino's face, knocking him off balance.
Zastin ran around the battlefield in this time and in the moment of weakness for the villain, implementing the plan and got on his back. He raised his tail, adorned with silver covering and a faint purple laser fired. It focused on the hump, which glowed thanks to the heat. He focused hard "Just a little more.."
Rhino, noticing the plan, growled "Get the hell off me!" And resumed it's manner of mayhem as it began to try and buck Zastin off like He was a rodeo star. Zastin did his best to hold on but was no match and was flung off, He tried reorganizing himself to try and re-implement the plan as soon as He found some solid ground... before falling right into the manhole Spider-Man had uncovered.
Spider-Man stood in disbelief at how bad that turned out so quickly, so much so that He didn't noticed Rhino's sudden charge at him as He Rams into the Spider-Man and starts barreling him through the nearby trees.
The hero, noticing this "Ah come on! I planted a tree here once!"
Suddenly the two ran too far and fell off of a cliff and landed in a nearby used car lot, Spider-Man landing on a car while Rhino on several.
The hero groaned as He rose from the dented metal and the broken glass. He stood up as his spider-sense went off, He looked up to see a car flung at him, slamming him into a wall. He groaned as He saw the rhino charge at him, horn first and foremost. In a split-second, Spider-Man reached up and grabbed the horn as it was close to entering his skull. He struggled as to not be impaled as the rhino stacked on the power.
The rhino laughed "So long, you irritating insect!"
Spider-Man breathed heavily "A...RACH...NID!"
"Just die already!" Suddenly, Rhino's back was struck by several heat-seeking missiles, surprising the both of them "What the?!"
Suddenly two figure land on the back of the Rhino, Lala (who Peke was reforming her shoes) and Golden Darkness who looked downright angry. Lala raised her tail and fired her laser into the hump, making it glow bright red.
"NOOO! STOP, LALA-TAN!"
At the reddest the metal could be, Golden Darkness formed a large fist with her hair and slams into the hump, right through the steel and starting to destroy the internals, pulling on wires, slamming computer boards, and really anything She could get her hands on.
"No! My systems! I can't even see!"
"Get off!" Spider-Man screamed at the two "I'm shoving this asshole off!" He said pushing the horn a little, back on the wall and putting his feet underneath the horn. Lala and Golden Darkness heeded his advice and He used all his strength and pushed the giant metal rhinosaurus off. It fell uselessly on the ground, smoking rising out and the belly of the beast opens up and out rushing to freedom was Lacospo who was smoked out.
He coughed loudly "*Hack* Oh god... How dare you, Spider-Man!" He ran at the hero "I will-! ACK!"
The neck of his dress shirt was pulled up as He gulped to see the person doing it, that person was a ticked off looking Lala Satalin Deviluke. He growled "Get in line..." Before tossing him n the air and throwing the strongest punch She could muster directly at his face, sending him into a hood of a nearby broken car.
Spider-Man breathed a sigh of relief as the conflict was over... Almost. "Yeeouch!"
Lala flicked his open wound that Golden Darkness gave him and pouted "I saved you, where was Zastin?"
He winced "Uh... In a sewer?.."
"Ugh... Present..."
They looked to see Zastin by the entrance of the parking lot, soaking wet
"I recommend letting me wash off... I fell on things that mirrored chocolate bars..."
The group appeared sickened and took a step away from the smelly knight.
Lacospo's broken ship slowly drifted towards them, and they braced for what ever next came at them.
A woman's voice came on a microphone "Uh... I just escaped my cage... Can I go home?... Please..."
Spider-Man, Lala and Zastin blinked "Wasn't expecting that...
Hours later, Zastin apprehended Lacospo and took him to face trial for his crimes for attempted murder and kidnapping. Yeah, his harem girls were from lower leveled planets He could easily snatch them from. Zastin took it upon himself to return the girls home, promising to shower first. After pulling Lacospo from the car's wreckage, it appeared he had amnesia and couldn't remember a thing, specifically who Spider-Man was, which took a load off Rito's back.
Spider-Man, Lala and Golden Darkness stood on top of a rooftop as the Rhino armor was being taken in by a secret government force called 'DAMAGE CONTROL', meant to repair damages done with 'special' Attacks. They watch them haul away the armor as Spider-Man sighs in relief.
"Well... That could have gone better..."
"Yay!" Lala cheered "We won!" She said putting her arms around her two companions necks, Spider-Man's head was close to her cleavage as Golden darkness' cheek was smushed against Lala's.
"Lala! leggo! Leggo!" Spider-Man tried pulling himself free.
She does let go of him as She faces a blushing Golden Darkness "Thanks, Yami!"
"Yami... Why are you calling her, Yami?" Spider-Man asks, very puzzled as Lala tilts her head
"Golden Darkness isn't her real name right?" Lala states "Sounds too much like a monster in a video game, Yami is WAAAAY Cuter, y'know?"
Spider-Man sighs exhausted "I don't think you should just give someone you just met a nickname..."
"I don't care really," The newly named Yami states "My original name is lost to the sands of time, call me what you like."
The group falls into a silence.
"I have a question." Yami states
Lala bounces up "Ooo~ What is it, Yami?" She says, excitedly
Yami looks to Spider-Man "Earlier... You said you had gained a new dream... What was it?"
(Music insert: Avengers theme)
Spider-Man looked surprised, She remembered that? He shook his head "How about I show you?" He said, walking towards the building's edge and leaping off.
Lala and Yami looked at each other curiously before following him into the city, they traveled for a bit before reaching a building with the name 'DAILY BUGLE' on top. Spider-Man climbed to the top of a nearby building, his companions followed suit until they reached the top.
They see on top of the daily bugle was a sign with a large letter 'A' on, with various people alongside, Lala recognized some of these people as The avengers
"When I got these powers...I was curious on how to use them..."
His companions stare at him as He walks closer to the sign, covering some people from their sights
"After Mom died... I wondered... How could I repent for those sins... I first did all I can to protect this city, but I want to do more... I want to save MORE... I want..."
He turned to face them, removing his mask and smiling at them.
"To join The Avengers!"
That was the end of what I deemed Season 1, I hope I did well, if not... I should really ask for someone to help, it's all just me here!
So yeah... Golden Darkness/Yami is here. Will she carry on her 'kill Spider-Rito' mission? You'll have to wait and see. We'll get inside her head at a later time.
Lacospo was inspired by the amazing Spider-Man 2/ Ultimate Spider-Man video game Rhino. Note to the wise, He will return.
Lala's plotline for this fic has been revealed: She has to mature. In the manga, She is still pretty much the same while everyone is like 'Oh my, She is soooo different now!', She is in some subtle ways, but is still a mad scientist who will use unwilling guinea pigs at a seconds notice.
And Rito has revealed his dream, to join the avengers! Kinda obvious but We'll see how it pans out... Also a quick note on how Rito character will be for the foreseeable future, He will be the friendly neighborhood hero we all know and love but underneath, as He revealed to Yami, He still has a lot of issues to work out, and a LOT more angst. Just to be forewarned.
I'm opened to a beta, I really want to fix this grammer...
Yuuki Saibai tapped his table, waiting for his son
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"Damn it, Rito! Where is the paper!"
And that is the standard throwaway post-credits scene, a staple since the avengers.
Now here's the real one
Akiho Sairenji was elated! She got the new job!
The people at her last job were so creepy and always hitting on her, this new place shouldn't have that and it pays a hell of a lot more, what's cooler? She will be the assistant for the head CEO of the main branch in america as He will be visiting in a few months!
She looks at her name tag as She opens her front door
"It's pretty awesome these guys decided to branch out here, can't wait to tell Haruna!"
The teen she mention poked her head out of her room "What is it, Onee-Chan?"
Akiho smiled "I got the new job at Fisk industries!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOM
A golden haired woman stares into the starry sky with sadness. She mended those less fortunate than her but no one could mend her... She had no warm.. no care... No little girl with a million volt smile...
"Eve... I will see you again.. Wherever you are..."