November 16, 2019: It was on this day when We FINALLY got the reveal of the English dub of To Love-Ru! I had almost lost all faith, in fact earlier that day I tweeted on the crossword that I didn't think I could last much longer with it being almost a year! Now that tweet has been liked by several of the voice actors!
I never heard of Ry Mckeand before today, but now that I have, I love him as Rito. Okay, the yell when He first addressed Haruna didn't mesh with my ears but everything else, especially Inner-Rito, sounded perfect. Now that is the voice I'll be thinking about when I write snarky comments on this story. Haruna sounded good as well and Alexis Tipton as Lala? You just fucking sold this series to me. I'll preorder this bitch!
And If you are from Brotherhoof12's The Amazing Jaune Arc series, I apologize for the mess that is the earlier chapters, I'll sort them out when I get the time... I'm looking for a beta if anyone is interested, just ask. And yes, This Yuuki Rito is the Spider-Man who just landed in Remnant, how did that happen? I know and so does Brotherhoof12 who will reveal at a later date. A sidenote, The Rito in 'The Amazing Jaune Arc' is indeed the same Rito as here, but because I have been planning this crossover for a while just as He was to start 'The Breach' arc (We actually began planning this since around the fight on the bridge in his story), We have agreed to use an older version of Rito, one who just finished this arc actually, so we both know how some bits of the both our stories are gonna go down but this also means if you go to his story, I warn you of massive spoilers for the 'Homecoming' Arc.
Warning: To Love-Ru is a niche pervy harem comedy series and this story will be no exception. While slow in the beginning with the gags with playful groping, this chapter contains the first *REAL* use of To Love-Ru's most used gag, Rito tripping on women and undoing their dressing in a way that in-canon, it is noted as a impossible miracle sort-of super power that just happens. It is a common joke in Canon and I can't just get rid of it. I already get enough complaints about not enough To Love-Ru here in this To Love-Ru story. It's a minor issue so I hope that is understandable, and if you would like to understand what I mean better, please support the official English translations of the manga and the English dub when it is released. Please. I need it to be successful or I will cry.
Cristhian: Considering this is a crossover between both the Marvel multiverse and To love-Ru, plus the fact the To Love-Ru side only just got here, It's taking a bit of time for them to settle in while the marvel stuff takes centerstage... for now. Trust me, the next arc will be mostly centered around the To Love-Ru side. Of course I won't be neglecting everything from To Love-Ru, In fact this chapter has the first prat falls of the series.
Sidenote: Today, the day of upload, is both the day Rito was officially revealed to The 'Amazing Jaune Arc'-Verse and also my birthday! I'm on a roll today!
Magister-Of-Oz does not own either the characters of Marvel or To Love-Ru, please support the official release. Specifically To Love-Ru's, Disney has enough money as is. March 31, Here I come!
As I lay on the slightly dirty floor of the Horizon High Bathroom, I wonder how my life could get any worse...
"Rito?! You were on the ceiling?!"
Bouncing on to my feet, I exclaim "N-No! Y-You are hallucinating! None of this is real! You were the one who hit his head on the toilet!"
Silence filled the ever quiet bathroom "...That was massive bullshit and you know it."
A gulp entered my throat as I had to admit I wasn't great at covering my tracks as I thought "...Can you wait a minute and let me change?"
It was silent so I took it as a 'go ahead' and remove the (still) damp costume. I rolled it into a ball and toss it into my bag and quickly changed into my regular clothes. After placing my glasses on my face, I take a moment to sigh to myself in disappointment.
'Greaaat. Is this gonna be a thing? Me falling over and the world deciding to make my life suck a little more each time?' Pushing the bathroom stall door open, the sounds of another door opening to the right of me makes me turn to the noise as I see Ned shambling out of the stall, fumbling with his belt on his trunks to put it on right. Strolling over, I shove my hand over his mouth when I saw him begin to open it.
"...What did you saw?"
He looked at me and then my hand. He backed up a step and looked me in the eye "... I didn't see you wash your hand."
Not the response I wanted, I rolled my eyes and said "The wall crawling... Please forget you ever saw it."
"What?!" Ned said egregiously "How can I forget that?! You were just ON THE CEILING! How?! Was it the suit? Where is the suit? How do you stay attached and-" I slap my hand over his mouth again. I'm really happy Ned is a american guy, if it were a girl, I'd usually fumble my words or unable to just casually touch them without a myriad of complaints on personal space, I'd never get a word in then... Good thing I'm not around girls too often then!
I glare right into his soul "I... If you can bring yourself to forget, I need you to never say what you just saw to ANYONE, caphise?"
Ned steps back again "What?.. I don't think I can keep a secret like this, man.. You are a superhero!"
"Exactly!" I stage-whisper "And I got a lot of enemies who will very much like to see me 10 feet under, but what I'm more worried about is how this will effect my family... Mikan, my dad, Peni and Aunt May... Spider-Man has already made me lose...someone important.." I say, hoping He could understand the severity of my secret. "I can't stop being Spider-Man, because if I do People will get hurt... But if the people I care for get hurt, what would be the point?"
Ned stands, taking it all in "...You're being really serious?"
"Deathly."
The overweight teen nods "...Okay, if that's what you want, I'll try and not flap my gums."
I place my hands on his shoulders and give a small shake "That's all I can ask..."
We stand in silence... right before Ned went to wash his hands. Seeing as I had nothing to say, I decided to wash my hands as well "So..."
"So...Um, where do we go with this? Why were you even in a costume when You said You'd be in the library?"
I bit my lip and looked my next words carefully "There are some bad guys in this city. Bad guys selling weapons... I'm trying to catch them."
"Bad guys?!"
Crap, said the wrong thing.. I raise my hand to calm him down "Hold it! I have it all under control and even some evidence on who these guys are."
He calms down remarkably fast "So now what? Are you gonna take it to the police?"
"Better, I brought it up to the avengers."
"WHAT?! The Avengers?!" He said incredulously "You are working with the avengers?!"
"Eh..." I shrug "I brought it up with Happy Hogan and He said He'd bring it up to Mr Stark, so... Yeah kinda."
"Even that long trail of breadcrumbs is better than most people get, you know the avengers!"
"Maybe so, I just have to keep an eye on these bad guys and the avengers will take it from there."
"Can't be too hard right?"
I open my mouth to respond... before the memory of giant wings and green eyes returned to my head "Maybe not..."
"Huh?"
"Never mind, what are you doing here? I thought their would be bathrooms closer to the pool area." I asked, wondering why he was sorta halfway across the school right now, I choose this place because I thought it was far enough so most people wouldn't come
"Oh, there are but... The stalls close by were already taking by the other guys in the group."
"Their bladders failed them all simultaneously?" I asked
"No... It happened after that Lala pulled out some weird device, activated around the girls and-"
"-Caused them to strip?" I asked, knowing this was going
"Yeah, soon every guy ran out and entered a stall and-"
"Don't say any more, I think I got it..." I do NOT want to hear about guys rubbing one out...
(Later, the next day. The hotel)
(3rd Person p.o.v.)
Yuuki Rito blinked awake at the sound of his alarm, He looked over and saw the time: 7:00 AM.
Rubbing his hand over his face to remove the gunk in his eyes, He sits up. "Okay, I need to review that footage and see what I can find about those guys at the bridge.." He shuts off his alarm and stands, begin a morning stretch. "Today's a free day, so what I need to do is try and find any sort of identification on the vehicles and see if I can run the faces of those guys by some sort of criminal database... I might have to hack into the police computers to see what I can find on those crooks."
The white seller, the black seller and the black buyer. Those three hold the key to this operation. I have to find them before the trail gets cold, and the sooner I win this, the sooner I get spend time with Haruna-Chan on this trip!
Oh! Haruna-Chan... I should probably use this time while They are asleep to begin my research. The teen motioned his eyes towards the pushed together beds, it took some effort but He managed to convince Haruna to sleep on the bed to prevent the case if Kotegawa or a teacher arrived to see two students in a single bed together. He might of missed some cliche sexytime moment, but He honestly didn't want to come off as a pervert to his crush and-
"Ahh~"
The boy blinked before reaching for his glasses to see clearer, He knows He heard something. Was it a... moan? Hey, wait...
"Ahh~!"
It was coming from the beds! Rito inched himself closer to the sounds that were getting louder and... oh my god...
"I forgot to mention to Haruna-Chan... that Lala's tail is a erogenous object..." Both girls were huddled closed together, almost an embrace. And He could quite clearly make out the spaded tail of Lala Satalin Deviluke in Haruna's hand. Every few seconds did the human girl stroke the tail making the princess squirm with a growing blush. He had discovered this quirk of Devilukian biology during the first few days of Lala being on earth, the girl was a little unnerved by the complete silence at night without at least one of her inventions nearby so She asked if She could stay with him for a few days so She could reestablish herself in a strange environment. She came to him because He was who She felt most comfortable on this planet, so saying that made Rito reluctantly agree. The morning after, He found a red, panting Lala on his bed, looking euphoric. He learned He had a habit of biting and clawing things in his sleep. He had also learned if He ever had the marshmallow dream, He had to punch himself in the face. HARD.
Rito couldn't turn his eyes away from the sight of the girl of his dreams pleasuring the girl He'd admit to finding a little attractive. "Oh god, is this what being a Voyeur is like?!" He whispered, not wanting the girls to wake up... but maybe if they did, They wouldn't be doing some softcore YURI in here?!
He finally found the feeling in his legs and ran to the bathroom, silently slamming the door shut. He looked at himself in the mirror and saw his face bright red and himself panting. He felt so disgusted with himself for taking slight pleasure at the sight..
He rest his head against the mirror and glared at his twin in the reflection "Ecchi... Pervy...Shameless...Salacious... You Voyeur... You beast!"
He pulled back from the mirror and blinked in surprise "Huh... That was weird...I think I just stole some of Yami's and Kotegawa's dialogue."
And why did He have the feeling that wouldn't be the last time He heard that last part for some reason...
After changing and rushing out of the really warm room, knocking on said door to the room to wake them up before They could anything irreversible and running when He heard the shocked gasps, Yuuki Rito entered the sitting room of the hotel and started to brew himself a cup of coffee. He had gotten hooked on the stuff after the night searching for the goblin and one too many nights on patrol with Yuu.
He took out his phone and stared at the video about to be played. He had already made note that the van was missing a number on it's rear end. Perhaps a way to keep anonymity? He caught a slight break as it appeared the buyer still had a plate on his car. After the machine dinged, He poured himself a cup of coffee and sat at a table with a piece of paper out . He reviewed the footage, keeping an eye on the plate
"U...C...S...M..." He wrote down, cursing the slightly poor quality of his phone's camera "I can't make out these last two figures.. the footage is too grainy.."
Slowly, the zombie-like figures of his fellow classmates started shambling in. He turned off the video since He couldn't make heads or tails on the last two figures, and switched to Youtube and began to scroll through to not draw attention. 'I can worry about UCS-M? later, right now I have to find a way to see how I can get away from both Lala and Haruna-Chan, lose them in the city stores? No, I really don't think handle Lala all by herself...'
"Yuuki Rito-Kun?" The teen turned his head towards the voice to see the chaperone of his trip, Mikado-Sensei who looked a bit groggy herself, must not be too used to the time zone shift as well it seemed... Is that really a thing for aliens though? A day and night cycle shift? Run's planet apparently has three suns like planet Namek from Dragon ball, yet she made the transition... well? Actually it might have been Ren who was the sleepier one, since Run was in the body most of the time and- "Are you awake yet, Yuuki-Kun?"
The boy blinked "Whoops, sorry, was caught in a morale dilemma on time zones for aliens, yes Sensei?"
The doctor who He knew was alien smiled her trademark smile "Oh, that is only a problem if you jump too many jump points at once."
"Ah." Rito nodded, enlightened. Wait, Jump points?
"Oh, I came to mention that someone is here to see you, two someone's actually." The doctor said casually
Rito nodded and took a sip of his coffee, placing it down did the words finally reach his brain. "Wait, see me specifically?"
"Why yes, Yuuki-Kun. Two females as well, quite popular when We aren't watching you, eh? Eh?" She nudged his arm, suddenly started talking like some old man. Was She always like this?
Did I have anybody who would... Wait a minute... "Was one an older woman and the other a young girl?" He asked,
The doctor smiled "Hmm, lucky guess!"
"O-NII-CHAN!" Whatever grogginess pervaded the air, it was soon eradicated by the shouting and slamming of the the two double doors to the break room into the walls next to them. All eyes turned and saw the shouter, a young girl with a short boyish cut with two small pigtails, a red and blue hoodie over a school girl uniform* and long socks with tennis shoes. She scanned the area before zeroing on him "There you are!"
Resigning his fate and deciding to just take it, Rito stands up just as the bundle of energy slams into his stomach at near lightspeed 'Okay, Slight exaggeration..' "Oof!" He squealed as He pushed off his feet and pushed a centimeter back.
The young girl looked up to him from his stomach "Ah~! It's so good to see you! Did you miss me? Did you miss me?!"
Rito adopted an inquisitive look before replying with a smile "Nope!"
A few students began to murmur amongst themselves as the boys in the group glared in jealousy, a feeling Yuuki Rito was starting to get used to from these guys. Soon two questioners in the forms of Yui Kotegawa and Run Elsie Jewelria walked towards him, Kotegawa looking at him and Run glaring at the little munchkin who was wrapped around his waist "Yuuki-Kun? Who is this? It is far to early in the morning for such a racket."
Rubbing the spikes on his head, Rito gulped "S-Sorry Kotegawa-San, Apologizes for the noise." He placed a hand on the small girls head "This little munchkin is my cousin, Peni Parker."
The girl removed herself from her cousins waist and bowed a smidge "Nice ta meet ya!" She did a small twirl "Kon'nichiwa! Hajimemashite Yoroshiku!"* She ended her routine with a peace sign with a wink. She stood straight up and looked at Rito "How was it? Am I getting better?"
Rito jut patted her on the head, relishing the fact He had someone who willingly wanted to depend on him unlike his actual sister who was seen as a single mother in a teenage girl's body "Not bad, not bad kid. Though I recommend lighting up on the dance routine." Suddenly, He got a bad feeling in his stomach. While not Spider-Sense, He knew something was amiss and pulled Peni close to him.
His gut feeling was on point as both Run and Yui were surprised attacked by two pairs of fondling hands, which made Rito cover Peni's eyes, as He saw the resident perverts of his class arrive on the scene. Kotegawa gasped "S-Shameless! In front of a child!" as She and Run were fondled.
"Aw! Where's your sense of adventure? And She isn't too small, just in time for a lesson on maturity!"
"Which I know you have nothing to show! Now get off me!"
"Rito? What's going on?" Peni asked, still blind
"You don't want to know, kid..." The spider said exhaustively while looking away from the act himself as more people arrived, seeing both Lala and Haruna awake now, both not looking at each other "Lala! Sairenji-San!"
Both girls perked up and looked at the boy who called them, Lala breaking out in a big old smile as She rushed over "Rito... Hmm?" She said, looking at Peni "Who is this, Rito?" Turning away from the shouting match of Run and Yui VS Risa and Mio, Rito turned Peni to look at Lala while uncovering her eyes
"This is the cousin I told you before about, Peni Parker."
"Oh wow!" She knelt down and inspected the girl, who did the same vice-versa. Lala patted the girl on the head "Wow, You look like how Nana looked like a while ago, cute hair and all!" She gushed, poking the girl in the cheek
"Wow! You are almost as cute as big sis!" The girl beamed, before starting to get annoyed at the poking. After a few seconds, She stuck her tongue out and lick Lala's pointing finger "Okay enough!"
"Aha! Just like Nana!" Lala laughed, not taking anything personal from the little girl's act.
Haruna stepped forward, looking at the girl. She felt She had seen this girl before but She couldn't figure how... "Yuuki-Kun? This is your cousin, you say? Why is She here?"
Rito turned his head to avoid showing the blush on his face "I told her I was coming and She asked if I wanted to hang out... it looks like She found me." He shrugged "Speaking of, How did you find me?" He asked Peni
The girl looked at him with a smile "A lady called Aunt May! Invited her to some party here and asked if We wanted to see you!"
"A lady?" His eyes trailed to Mikado-Sensei 'Huh? Why would She bother asking my Aunt to come? Why bother?'
"Uh huh! Aunt May has a book club that day but I'm going! And I want to play all day long today!... Until I go to have a sleepover at a friends house tonight."
Rito looked to his two partners 'I might be able to dump these guys at Aunt May's house and have no troubles... unless May brings out the baby pictures. The I shall commit Sudoku.' "Any objections?"
"Nope! I want to play with Peni too!" Lala cheered
"I wouldn't mind." Haruna politely smiled
"Yay!"
Rito chuckled at the amusement of the happy girls until a voice made it's through the room like a hot knife through butter "Oh my, I hope She hasn't cause too much trouble." He turned towards the doorway to see an older woman walking through it. His smile was made even wider
"Aunt May!"
Peni turned around and waved "Oops, sorry for running ahead, Aunt May!"
The woman wore a long tweed trenchcoat, matching gloves, a scarf wrapped around her head with a large brown handbag. Just one look at the woman's face and you could feel warmth emanating from her very being. Rito smiled as He walked over to the older woman and gave her a hug "It's great to see you, May."
"You too, Peter."
"Peter?" the resonated around the room in curiosity
The teen scratched his hair "My middle name. My Uncle Ben had trouble with my sister's name and I, so He decided to say our middle names instead. After a while, it was just normal to use my middle name while We visited here."
Run, the memorzorian princess, steps forward after escaping the pervert duo with a smile "Wow, Rito, I'm learning a lot about you today." She said in remarkably good English.
The chaperone, Mikado-Sensei, sashayed her way over "I was to take the class into the city to enjoy the shops, but if you want to spend some time with your family today, I shall give you permission if you return buy curfew."
Rito scratched his cheek, He had been meaning to visit his Aunt's to salvage one of Ben's old outfits to wear at the party at the end of the week while making the modifications to better fit him, and if He does his excuses right, He could leave them a bit earlier than expected then go to try and find UCS-
"Ooo~! We're gonna visit Rito-Auntie's house!"
"Y-Yes! I would very much like to go!" Haruna said, before looking away from his general direction. He didn't understand why She did that, but She looked so cute! What was I thinking about?
"Hey! Mikado-Sensei! Is it okay if I visit Rito's aunt too!? I would find it very educational!" Run said, a manic look in her eye.
Eh?! Run?! Okay, Maybe I could convince her to stay with the group and-
"Hey, You think if We go to his house, We might find some embarrassing baby pictures?" Risa said, clipping his thoughts in two
"OoO~! That sounds fun, Risa-Chi!" Sawada chipped in
No, Why is this happening?! I can still-
"If the both of you and Jewelria-San are going, Then there is no doubt that I must attend as well."
Okay, I know god is just fucking with me right now.
Aunt May lived in the fairly clean distract of Forest hills. Her house was a standard two floor building, her furniture was spotless and all seating options were covered in a nice layer of protective wrap to do it's job of protecting against the elements. Which is being put to the test by the various butts now occupying the seats.
Yuuki Rito sat in the lone recliner his Uncle Ben always used as He watched the near entirety of his female classmates invaded his aunt's house, taking in the surroundings as May began digging through the family photo albums. The giggling of the girls as They laugh at the pictures slowly broke his soul that was leaking from his mouth.
And this was when 'Peter' was only 5, He looked over both Peni and 'Teresa'* who were both newborns while We worked on our Thanksgiving dinner. He tried singing a lullaby to them to get them to calm down.."
"Oh my! Those two crying must mean He wasn't good at all!" Momioka snarked at his expense.
"No... Not in the slightest."
"I got better..." He whispered, his soul slowly edging itself out.
'MUST. RESIST. URGE. FOR. SUDOKU.'
The lone boy rose from his seat with the desperate need to escape! "May! I'll be upstairs!" He had to climb out a window or-
"Oh? Are you gonna look through Ben's clothes now? It would be best to have them ready."
...I had that excuse the whole time... For a quote 'Genius', I am actually a dumbass "Uh... Sure, Exactly what I was planning on doing! I'll be doing that, you ladies have fun!" He ran up the stairs to the second floor and went into the attic. There He slammed the door and sighed, looking around at the mysterious objects lying around with bedsheets over them. He ran a hand through his hair "It's good I got away from them... Now I got some time to think about UCS-M?..."
Pulling out his phone, and wincing when He saw the cracked screen again, He opened his messages to find Ned's number. He had in the morning told Ned about the plate and asked if He could check on his computer about any and all matches for the numbers in the general area. He texted him back and waited, no response from his friend.
"Ugh, This is gonna bother me all day..." Shutting off his phone, He investigates the dusty room in search of the dresser his Uncle Ben's fancy clothes should've been "If I'm gonna wait, I might as well do it in some style..."
He removes a bed and uncovers a dresser that looked rather worn. Opening the door, He observed the articles of clothing inside and pulls a random shirt "Hmm... No, too plaid." He places it back and grabs another shirt, pink with poka-dots "Yeah-No Thanks, Uncle Ben."
"Ano..."
"Eep!"
"Eek!"
Rito quickly span around to view the person who was behind him, H-Haruna?! "H-Sairenji-San?... What um... What are you doing here?..." He quickly looked away to avoid looking at her.
He could just barely make out Haruna poking the tips of her pointing fingers together while She too looked away "Your Aunt... She asked if I could help you pick out an outfit, And Umm?!..." Her face grew bright red
Oh, She just realized what She signed up for. "S-Sairenji, If it is too much, You can just go back down stairs.."
"I-It's fine! I don't mind helping at all!" She all but screamed, Realizing that She clamps a hand over her mouth and looks away slyly.
"R-Right..." She must've found herself honor-bound to help me, I know a thing or two about that... I guess We should find an outfit as quick as possible so We can leave... "I'll look over here, You pick something out and I'll see if I like it.."
"H-Hai.."
He began to absent mindingly browse the clothes and finding none that He could very well wear to a fancy party. The teen turn a few times to see how Haruna was going in her search as She quietly surveyed the articles of clothing. She looked quite cute, being so focused and- Take her example, idiot! Focus so you could go... But would I want this to end... "This... is the first time We've been alone...since I stopped tutoring you, right?"
"Eh?.." Haruna swerves her head to look at me when I asked the question, before looking back into the closet "R-Right... We done have Lala-San, Risa or even Saruyama-Kun here... It was like when you locked yourself in the air vent."
"Y-Yeah, I'm sorry for getting all my drool over your chopsticks... I was so hungry, I didn't realize until I stopped laughing from your joke.."
"No No.. It was alright, You were quite busy at the time. I didn't mind..." She looked further inside the closet "It was... fun, back then... just then, when We talked..."
"Y-Yeah, I liked it too." They searched in silence for a few moments "I never did thank you properly..."
"P-Properly?"
"Everyone hated me then, Kenichi even said He wanted to keep some distance if possible because of the plant attack... But you listened and even saved the footage."
"It-! It was nothing!" She grew red "Both you and Saruyama-Kun were getting hurt because of those rumors AND those bullies... When I saw... You stand back up after falling, I... I felt inspired."
"Inspired?"
"Yes... When... I was a young girl... I never had many friends... If anything, then I always liked being by myself most of the time, a few small friendships that didn't stand the test of time... It was how I liked it back then, But when I saw you fight... for your dream... I wanted to do something..."
"I... feel flattered..." The blush on my face freaking burns but it's so worth it~! Haruna said something nice about me~! I would dance but I didn't want to look weird in front of Haruna. "You didn't have a lot of friends? Why? You're really nice."
"I-I... I liked being alone, The few friends I did have were more acquaintances... It was all I thought that was meant for me... but thanks to you and Saruyama-Kun, I learned that opening yourself up to new people isn't so scary. It was thanks to that that I talked to Risa and Mio.."
"Oh... I apologize for that, I didn't mean to cause you strife."
Haruna giggled sweetly, like pure heaven~! "It's okay, They are the bestest friends I can ever want, and I wouldn't change.. too much about them." She giggled again, even more sweetly "Lala too... I have so many people to call friends, and that's thanks to you.."
"I... don't know what to say... I never had so many positive comments..."
"... You should." She smiles as She turned one of her beautiful violet eyes over to him, his heart melting at such kind words. She was an angel~! "Hmm?"
Her questioning sound brought him out of his thoughts "Is something wrong, Sairenji?"
She tugs out a large yellow zip-locked bag on a hanger in the far corner of the closest. Curious himself, Rito walked over and removed the bag from the rack and placed it on a nearby table. "I wonder what this is?"
"Only one way to find out, Yuuki-Kun?" Haruna stepped to the side of him, inspecting the outside of the bag.
Shrugging, He unzipped the bag and puff of dust escaped the bag, making both teens cough at the agent. Soon however, did They see what was inside the bag. It was a old uniform, A black leather vest over a black turtleneck sweater, A special belt and and pinstriped pants, and at the bottom of the bag, They noticed a pair of black combat boots.
"Huh? What is this?"
"I think i know... I think this is my great grandfather's old War World I uniform! How the heck it stayed so nice inside this musky attic, I'll never know..." He lifts the vest and sweater up "It actually looks really nice..."
"If it has connection to your ancestor... Maybe you can wear it, Yuuki-Kun?"
"You think so? Isn't it a bit on the dark side?" He said, tugging on the sweater's black collar.
"Maybe you can add a white handkerchief? Or another sweater?"
"Hmm... Maybe the hanky, and a grey sweater might work,,, I think I can work with the rest of the outfit, would be disrespectful to just mix and match it.." He lifts the bag up
"Oh... Are you going to change now?"
"Yeah... Wait, Wha-?!"
"eh?.. EH?!" Haruna realizes the words She just said "I didn't mean change here! I mean... I... I'll wait outside!" She makes her way outside She spots something on a high shelf. A large mouse. "EEK!" She ran back to Rito in fear
"Sairenji, hold on! You're gonna-OOF"
*CRASH*
Both teens groan as They fell to the floor. They moan as They reorient themselves. When Rito managed, He noticed He and Haruna were no in a compromising position on the floor, He was resting on top of the girl who was still out of it. He could see her features even more clearly than He ever did before. Her soft but supple lips, her clean alabaster skin, her slowly opening eyes...
And His head was just hovering over hers. If He suddenly lost the weight in his arms, He could very well... kiss the girl...
He couldn't help but feel the feeling in his arms slowly give way to make him lower closer to the floor and Haruna...
A sudden hand touching his stomach stops him. He looks to see Haruna still a bit dazed, She began to rub her soft hands over his stomach... Sensually...
'Now is not the time to chicken out! Don't be Yuuki Rito in this moment! Be Spider-Man! Be a man! Accept your destiny!'
He felt no objections as He resumed to lower himself ever so closer...
'Come on Spider-Man...'
Closer...
'COME ON SPIDER-MAN...'
CLOSER...
'COME ON SPIDER-MAN!'
*Knock Knock* "I heard a crash, are you okay in there?" Aunt May said behind the door
'OH YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME?!' Both teens snap out of their trance at the sound of the older woman's voice and sat right back up on their knees, a bit away from each other "Y-Yeah.." "Yes... I just saw a mouse..."
Both teens looked at each other before looking away "S-Some fall, right?..." 'DAMN IT, I WAS SO CLOSE!'
"Yeah, I know... I hope you were okay..." 'I could feel his breath, it smelled like fresh coffee... I liked it...'
'It's official, God hates getting a chance with Him/Her...'
Rito tried on the outfit his ancestor used and was surprised at how well it fit. Only really the trousers needed any refitting. So He needed waited for May to fix his pant's legs, by her own volition, which She'll get to after They'd finished lunch. He and his guests all sat at May's table and partook of her cooking while still wearing the suit He dubbed the 'Crime Action-Noire' Suit as Everyone inspected it.
Lala was the most pleased "WOW~! That looks so cool! I really like it Rito!" She said, very bouncy
Momioka poked his shoulder and gave a frown "I don't know Lala-Chi, He could look less like He was getting ready for a funeral if you ask me.."
"Bah! What do you know!" Peni joined Lala in the praise train "Onee-Chan, you look like one of those secret detective guys in old movies! Like really cool!"
Sawada made the half and half gesture with her hand "Meh..."
Run clapped "I like it, You look quite dashing!
Haruna took one look at his suit and said "I agree... it looks very nice on you.."
This was all the positive re-enforcement He needed. Yuuki Rito smiled as He reclined in his seat "It is unanimous, I'm keeping it."
Kotegawa inspected the suit further "I'm surprised, a vintage WWI pilot suit? You must be so proud of your ancestor, Yuuki-Kun." She said with a smile
Rito shrugged and counted on his fingers "I know... A WWI fighter pilot, A famous manga artist, A world renowned fashionista, and the baker of the world's greatest wheat cakes. I have a lot to do if I want to leave my own mark on this world."
"Wheat cakes?" was the question that now paraded in everyone's mind
"Oh yeah! Aunt May's Wheat cakes! Aww, They are so fluffy and soft and sweet and go great with syrup!" Peni announced, her cheeks full of food reminding everyone of a chipmunk
"Wow~! I want some!" Said Lala, directing her attention to the youngest in their group.
A buzz in Rito's pocket caused him to pull out his phone to see a text message from Ned, One he was waiting ages to hear from.
[Yo]
He texted back
[Ned, did you find anything?]
[Oh yeah, but first, I'd like to thank you for making me your guy in the chair for this operation. It is a great honor to work with the Avengers!]
[I said keep that on the down low!... You said you found something about our Mysterious number?]
[Oh yeah! Sorry!... Using social media, I have a few plates with similar numbers in the tristate area. And I see the closest one is in Brooklyn.]
[Okay, I can work with that. What you got?]
[I got a Mr. Aaron Davis, slight criminal record and was once under employ of Fisk Industries as security..]
A bodyguard trying to buy a laser?... Why? I mean, He did say He only wanted to stake someone out.. Just another question I'll ask him.
[You have an address?]
[All I know is that He lives in the general vicinity of Slott Avenue in Brooklyn.]
There's the catch... Oh well, I'll just have to find him. The real problem is finding a good excuse to go to Brooklyn alone and maybe even after hours as well...
"Ahh! I almost forgot!" Peni suddenly screamed, shocking the room. Momioka Risa was the first to catch herself from the outburst
"Peni-Chan? Is something wrong?"
"I have a slumber party soon! And I still need to pack my pajamas!..Oh wait," She stilled herself "May is taking care of Onii-Chan's outfit... She won't be able to take me there in time... I wonder if I could ask a friend for help." Peni says as She pulls out her phone and taps on the screen.
'Peni Parker, I could kiss you.' Rito confidently sits up and smiles an award winning smile "Hey Munchkin, How bout you let this knight walk the princess to the ball?"
His cousin looked at him in surprise, looked once at her phone before looking back at him with a smile "Of course, O-Nii-Chan... No problem.."
"Great! Let's talk with May to see if it will be okay and then We'll go!"
"Okay!" The young girl smiled as She ran off to the kitchen where her aunt was.
"Yuuki-Kun? Will that be okay? You run the risk of overstretching Mikado-Sensei's time limit.." Sawada said, making herself known
"Oh no worries, I know this town like the back of my hand. I'll make sure to be back before dark." Rito said quickly, trying to let it be known He'll be fine.
"Maybe one of us can come with you?" Run said just as quickly
Sorry Run, maybe another time. Right now, it's hero time. "I don know... If it is far, I don't need anyone of you to be in trouble if We are late just because of Me. If it's just me, Mikado-Sensei will be more lenient since I'm helping with family. Right Kotegawa-San?... Kotegawa-San?"
The teens at the table slowly turned their attentions toward the prefect... who was now at a windowsill looking at a stray cat outside.
"Here kitty-Kitty... I can get you a treat..."
"Kotegawa-San?"
"Ah!" The prefect leaps into the air before turning to face her classmates. "Yes... Um, I'm sorry what were We talking about?"
"Onii-Chan! May says it's A-Okay!" The young girl said, tackling him in the ribs.
He let out a gasp as He turned to the young girl... "Thanks... Get packed while I check myself for internal bleeding...ow..."
The girl nodded and hightailed it out of the room while Rito rubbed his ribs. He turned his attention to the prefect "I'm gonna take Peni somewhere to visit a friend of hers, mind heading back to the hotel in case I might be a little late? Mikado-Sensei might not accept if all of us are late returning to the hotel without a valid enough excuse.."
"Eh?... Oh! Right then! Of course, Yuuki-Kun. We shall make our leave soon enough." Kotegawa said, regaining herself
"What?! Kotegawa, don't be such a prune!"
"Yeah Yui!"
"What was that, Jewelria-San?! Momioka-San!?" Kotegawa quickly got into Run and Momioka's face and demanded an apology while Haruna, bless her soul, tired in vain to keep the girl's argument from getting louder and to stop the prefect from strangling the two girls.
Rito quickly slid to Lala's side "Lala, I need you to get them to go, I have a lead in Brooklyn about these weapons... I can't have anyone with me." He whispered
"Oh!" Lala blinked and nodded "Then I have something to give you just in case."
"No need! I'll be alright.." Rito said quickly, not needing an incident with one of Lala's experiment's right now when things were going good for him. "I have my suit and shooters, so really I'll be JUST fine..."
"Oh.." Lala appeared a bit sad by his words, but accepted nonetheless "But if you need, I'll show you this super awesome item I have for you."
"Yeah yeah, of course.." Wonder what it could be? A web shooter that secretes an acid that removes clothes? A stealth suit that can itself but not hide human flesh?... No He was still not bitter about the 'Boingy-Boing Warp-Kun'*, Why do you ask? "Listen, I'm gonna change now so I can take Peni and find my guy, invite everyone to watch some Pay-Per-View in the hotel, okay?"
"Okay~!" She accepted her mission with a playful salute.
He grinned and made his way out.
He quickly went to the room where He left his other clothes and changed back. He neatly placed the suit on bed and collected his pack from the ground. A moment's hesitation and He decided to remove his web-shooters and attached them to his wrists. Who knows? Maybe He'll find 'UCS-M?' on the way there and place a tracker? Pfft, like that'll happen... but never hurts to be careful, Y'know?
He returns to the first floor to see Peni was already there with a suitcase, also wearing more winter-appropriate clothing despite the snow being a little late this year. Seriously, a green Christmas? Dare he hope? Maybe, so He won't freeze his ol' web-shooter off in his spandex.
He announced himself while walking down the stairs. "Yo, you ready to go?"
His female companions all looked up at him, with the youngest happily announcing "Oh yes, Onii-Chan!"
He smiled as He reached the bottom step before looking at the prefect leading them "Are you going back to the hotel too, Kotegawa-San?"
The prefect nodded "Why of course, I thank you for reminding of the time, it quite slipped my mind, Yuuki-Kun."
"I wish you did for a little longer, I still haven't finished copying all of Yuuki's baby picture from this album." Momioka said, sitting on the couch with a family album propped up right in front of her as She took pictures with her phone
"Hey hey hey! Stop taking pictures of that!" Rito ran forward and ripping the book from her clutches
"Aww... oh well, I atleast got a hundred pics worth of blackmail..." The teen said with a shrug
"How many?!" The spider could feel a blood vessel just ready to pop, He could see his aunt walk from out of the kitchen. He walked over to say his goodbye and plead to burn the photo album "Hey May.."
The older woman smiled at her young nephew "Oh yes, Peter?"
He smiled back, handing back the album "We're gonna take our leave, I'll make sure Peni is safe and I'll be back on our next free day to pick up the suit, okay?"
"Why yes, I will be done by then.." She said, taking the book into her hands "I am so happy to see you, and so well... You do look very healthy as oppose to the last time you were here.."
"Yeah... I learned to cut back on the junk food when 'Bacon' found like 50 bags of chips in my trash can... was a bit more of a 'Porker' than a Parker in those days." He mumbled, remembering when He spend an entire summer inside the house and put on a bit of weight..
"Oh dear, you still remember what Ben said to dear Teresa?"
"May, I will NEVER forget the fact He got her name so wrong He said Bacon instead. NEVER." He smirked "Though sadly, She has banned actual bacon ever coming to our house..." He smiled at the memory of a fuller family He was once a part of... It's true what They say... Death doesn't discriminate from the sinners and the saints.
Shaking those thoughts away, He approached the older woman and wrapped his arms around her
"See you around?"
The older woman return the affection "Of course."
They separate and the bespectacled boy begins to walk to the front door "Peni, let's get going before it gets too late.." He said, his hand on the handle, opening it and taking a step out.
The young girl smiled as She rose with a suitcase in hand. "Oki Doki, Onii- Wait, look out!"
"Huh? Why-" He says as his vision is enveloped in a mane of flowing red hair. Beautiful hair that He didn't notice his foot slipping on the first step from May's house..
*Slip!*
*Crash!*
*Thump!*
"Onii-Chan! Are you-HKK!" Peni froze at the front door
"Rito? Are you..." Lala poked her head only to freeze
"Yuuki-Kun, are you...S-Shamelessness?!" Kotegawa's jaw dropped at the sight before her.
Run looked out as well and was equally floored. Also just a tiny bit jealous..
Both of the perverted duo looked out as well... and smirked pervertedly "Oh wow, Red head there has a sweet looking ass.." Momioka muttered, wiping some drool from her mouth.
Haruna popped and grew as red as a tomato "Ma-Ma-Ma-Mary J-J-J-"
"Dear me... He is a Parker.." a voice from behind all of them tutted, They see Aunt May resting her head in her palm while looking like she was looking through her memories with a smile "This was something with Ben, Richard and even Ringo... He has that 'Parker Luck'..."
They slowly turned back around to the sight before them: Yuuki Rito had accidentally tripped and fell on a random girl who was outside. He had managed to flip her upside down with her head resting against thigh and her crouch against his face but it did not stop there. He had somehow managed to undo her belt and now has his nose resting against her racy black underwear. The red haired girl proceeded to scream loudly, only for Rito's own scream to be overpower hers.
"AAAHHHHHH!"
"HOW IN GOD'S NAME IS THIS POSSIBLE?!"
A bus ride was usually a nice communal way of transportation. A way to make friends that if you might find unsavory, You can always leave and take another bus.
The trouble is when you're essentially handcuffed to said unsavory person.
Mary-Jane Watson glared at the Orange-Brown haired pervert who sat exactly one seat apart from her. He noticed the glare and made a panicked 'EPP' sound. Serves him right, He was just a pervert. One she would no doubt call the police if not for two things stopping her from calling 911 or making him a hashtag on twitter...
Number one being that He was the crush of her Pen pal, Haruna Sairenji and Number two being... He was the cousin of her best friend, Peni Parker, Who seated in between them, her hands grabbing onto the closest of each of their's while She decided to take a nap. Pretty much making her the most adorable looking pair of handcuffs ever. It would be cute if it weren't for the fact She couldn't kick this guy's ass like this!
The boy gulped, his eyes showing fear. Rightful fear. "I-I think we got off on the wrong foot.."
No, you did. That's why you're in this mess. She only growled in response.
He Epped again "L-Let's introduce ourselves. My name is Yuuki Rito... Or Rito Yuuki if you prefer..." He nervously laughed as if trying to bite back any other words He wanted to add
"I think 'raging pervert' suits you just nicely..."
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! I'm sorry that happened and that my nose was against your-"
"Finish that line and I'll end you the moment Peni lets go..." She growled
He gulped in response "G-Gomen..." He said, slipping back into Japanese.
Mary-Jane sighed as she settled herself in her seat "Look, after we drop off Peni, I'll head home and forget you ever existed, you got it?"
He bows his head in shame, as He should "Yes... That sounds fair..."
Well, at least He knows his place. It's a shame this is the guy Haruna likes, but this was her choice and She'll respect the life choices of her Sister from another mister. Sadly, most boys are like that, sick depraved pervs who only look at a girls body and nothing else, this is why even if She was the 'Party girl extraordinaire', She never actually went on a real date, just a movie or a visit to a restaurant and a chaste kiss on the cheek was all She ever gave. Really, She never really even liked a guy... well, There was this one guy who She liked to be with. He was when She rather young and when her dad was particularly nasty, She ran to her Aunt Anna's house but tripped on the way there, hurting her knee...
He arrived and helped her up and begun to play with her. He was around her age then too, and She always played hopscotch, hide and seek, and even a video game or two. Her Aunt Anna would make them her favorite lemon squares and then They would bet the other to see who could eat the most. She always won. ALWAYS.
Sadly the kid was only visiting for them for a vacation period and had to leave. She was sad when She found this out, apparently She begged and pleaded to her aunt to help make him stay. But he still left anyway, but not without a promise to one day meet again. They even pinky-promised. Totally official. But it was so long ago, She barely could remember what He exactly looked like beyond a cute face, warm eyes and orange h-
Her eyes slowly shifted back to the pervert. most specifically the hair on his head. A familiar orange-Brown.
"NOPE. Uh uh."
"Huh?"
This wasn't some trashy romance novel. This couldn't be him. Definitely not. And she even looked him in the eyes. They had a particular coldness to them, something to hide like the rest of them. Absolutely not HIM...
But if She was gonna stick with him until They dropped off the squirt, She might as well introduce herself.
She lifted a hand up from her seat "Mary-Jane Watson."
"Eh?"
"That's my name, nimrod! Now are you going to leave me hanging?!"
"G-Gomen'nasai..." He returned the handshake
There, She'll be fine with him until they drop off Peni and-
Said girl proceeded to tighten her grip on both of their hands and mumbled out "Mommy... Daddy..."
Mary-Jane's blood froze. One look at Rito and She could see something similar with him.
An old couple a few seats back commented "Oh look, what a nice family."
SHE WAS ONLY 15. SHE WAS NOT A TEEN MOM GODDAMMIT. And the 'daughter' wasn't that much younger than them! What the shit?!
Finally, Their stop came and They got the hell out of there. Peni took a little to wake up but now She was leading the pack to her friends house. And of course, She was still holding their hands. She made the excuse about safety, but still...
Rito was holding Peni's case, which She noticed He was trying to style on it by only lifting the heavy looking case with a pinky, while She held Peni's trademark blue kitty backpack. Honestly, She did leave like a mom who was taking her kid to school. Not that She wanted to be, of course. Now if only these middle aged housewife's would stop looking at her and snickering...
After a while, They came up to a rather nice looking apartment complex. They enter and walked up to the top floor and came to a single door. She was given the courtesy of knocking.
After knocking, the door opened to reveal a Hispanic woman in casual clothes. She look at the two of them in surprise before looking down to see Peni, making a smile grow on her face.
Rito casually rubbed his spiky hair while chuckling "Sorry We're late for the party, We kinda got a little held up, ehehe..."
He was joking about it now, huh? "Yep, all thanks to you, mister grabby hands."
He gulped as He nervously chuckled. Peni stepped forward.
"Hiya, Miss Rio!"
The woman smiled "Hello there Peni, How are you and whose your guests?"
The girl smiled "I'm doing awesome! Because I'm with my favorite-est people in the whole world, Big Bro Rito and Big Sis MJ!"
Tch, So She planned this, eh? Of course She did... Oh well, She could never stay mad at that cute face.
"Is Miles here? I could the movie we wanted to see!"
Rio just smiled "Actually He went to get popcorn for your movie, so He's still out."
Rito nodded "Oh, his dad's with him then?"
Rio winced a little "No, his father is still working and I just got off my shift at the hospital... So He's actually with his Uncle."
Mary-Jane smiled "Well that's nice of him."
Rio chuckled "Yes well... If only his uncle were more of a... positive influence, as you say?"
"Huh? What do you mean?" She asked confused, was his uncle not a good person?
"It's nothing, just me being a worrywart is all." She chuckled
Mary-Jane shrugged, if She said not to worry about, She won't. "Well, if this Miles kid is coming, I think we can leave this candy coated munchkin safely in your hands, mam?"
"Oh of course. I wouldn't want to interrupt the both of you's date."
"The both of our's what now?" She turn to Rito who was looking at her before smoke popped out of his ears "No! Absolutely not!"
Rio chuckled as She tutted with her head in her palm. "Aww, young love, I remember when I first met my husband Jefferson and-"
"Okay, I'm leaving!" Mary-Jane made to retreat before her waist was tackled by a small figure. She looked down to see Peni giving her a big old hug goodbye. The girl looked with a smile
"I'll see you around, Big sis~" The way She said that line sounded like She had a motive.. Wait did She just slip something into her pocket? She saw the girl slip a small white note into her pant's pocket. "Check that out when you split with Big Bro.." She whispered before letting go and giving Rito a similar hug, this time no note.
That girl is something else entirely.
Peni smiled as She stood by Mrs. Rio's door "Have fun on your date!" She said before slamming the door
"P-Peni?!"
"P-Peni?!"
Mary-Jane looked at Rito who copied her similar question. They both received no answer as They stood in the hallway.
"Do... Do you just wanna go?"
"What?! Of course not! Why would I go on a date with you?!"
"... I mean leave the hallway."
"...I knew that. That was a test... You passed." She muttered, blushing. They moved down the steps with a quick pace.
They said nothing until They reached the 3rd floor. Rito cleared his throat "I'm still really sorry about earlier..."
"Just forget it, Those girls promised to never tell a soul and I'll try not to think about it after I get home.."
"Still, I want to make it up to you... Hey, How bout a cheeseburger?"
Mary-Jane looked at him with a quirked eyebrow "A cheeseburger? Really?"
"Yeah, The sky's the limit!.." He pulls out his wallet and peeks inside... and gulps "Up to seven dollars.. and 84 cents... Christ, I still haven't taken out money yet?"
Mary-Jane just laughed "While that is nice, and I see you're able to afford us the finest dollar menu items from McDonald's, I really just want to head back home. my aunt's preparing a ham for me and my family."
"Oh!... Well, maybe We can get that burger some other time... Maybe after I stop by a bank first..."
"They may have been exaggerating but are you seriously trying to take my on a date?" She fake gasped as She teased
"What?! No! Of course not! I just want to officially apologize!" He screamed
'Hehe... Too easy to push his buttons... Maybe I should accept his proposal, if only to also invite Haruna and I suddenly having to split, leaving these two in a modest-Okay-Average- She'll leave them at a McDonald's for their first date. That was a good thing, right?' She sighed as She place her hands on her hips while walking down the step "Fine, maybe the day you pick up that suit Peni was talking about..."
Rito lit up "Oh thank goodness! That's a load off my chest!" He rubbed his spiky hair. How did He get it so spiky? Wouldn't that hurt?
They got to the bottom floor when the doorway to the outside opened. Walking right in was a small African-American boy carrying a box of popcorn. Hmm? Could this be the kid Peni is friends with?
Rito stepped forward "Um.. Little boy? Would you like some help with that?" He offered
The boy shook his head "Nope, I got this, man. And Uncle Aaron's got the ice cream too."
Mary-Jane was surprised when She saw Rito's eyes widened as He looked over the boy and out the door frame and at a man standing right behind him, holding a box of popsicles. She tilted her head.
'Hey, isn't that Childish Gambino?'
*1= Peni's first line from the 'Into the Spider-Verse' Movie, I thought it was so cute I had to put it in.
*2= Teresa as in Teresa Parker, Peter Parker's long lost sister, from the comics "The Amazing Spider-Man: Family Business", "Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man: Amazing Fantasy" and more. I first read her in the Amazing Fantasy Arc in 'Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man' and thought 'Eh, She's fun'. Was originally supposed to be Jessica like Jessica Drew, Spider-Woman/ Ultimate Peter Parker's clone but Teresa felt more thematically correct. Plus She was what my coin flip landed on.
*3=The official English rebrand of 'Pyon-Pyon Warp-Kun', I will now use those names for now on . It will make it easier for when I make up own inventions. I'll go back and fix the other names when I get to remaking the chapters with a beta. ADVERTISING.
Chapter Recap: Rito has finally found Aaron Davis! Will He get his answers or will He just sound like a girl with a sore throat?
He also got a new suit!... More a formal suit, DEFINITELY not the suit you pick to run into battle with...Hehe...
Mary-Jane Watson finally appears in the flesh before our hero!... And is the first victim of the 'To Love-Ru' curse... I hope She'll find it in her heart to forgive our boy over a cheeseburger.
Haruna almost sealed the deal!.. Too bad for interrupting aunts though. Don't give up Haruna!
Lala is happy for her field trip tomorrow!... I feel this is gonna be as controversial as the Saruyama/Osborn thing... Having 9/11 be a plot point in a To Love-Ru story. It's gonna happen either way. This is for her growth.
Peni Parker has arrived and stole the show, yo!... I can't tell you how I came to regret a decision I had no intention of removing until I started writing "Peni's"... WHY MARVEL WHY.
And that's the first chapter after starting my official crossover with Brotherhoof12's Story 'The Amazing Jaune Arc'. Let's hope I don't make him regret agreeing to the crossover. I want to take a sec to explain exactly how that story came to be. A certain reviewer pestered the both of us into collaborating and we ended up agreeing (You know who you are!), I came up the specific scenario on how Rito ended up on Remnant (I'll give you three guesses on who did it...) and how some character interactions I would like to make. He then looked then looked at the first draft and agreed to it, pending a few rewrites. Then after my trip to Mexico where I familiarize myself with the original Manga, RWBY fanfics and other sources, I devised as you could guess an even bigger script. If you see chapter 36 and see 'This is more of a gateway then a full-on Multiverse madness arc', That was Me who suggested that. Oh well, He mentioned He'd harvest the ideas from that load into other story threads, so I won't complain. I'm just so happy something like this is happening!
Again, if anyone is considering, I will like to advertise a Beta to help me with the previous chapter to clean them up for any newcomers because of the crossover. Again, taking any invites.
And to celebrate the crossover, I decided in the five minutes before I post this chapter to write an ED for the crossover arc. I think the song is thematically appropriate. Warning: Spoilers for this story and maybe The amazing Jaune Arc. The details were in the notes I gave him, it depends on him if He follows up on it on the threads I suggested.
ED Song: Forever We can make it - To Love-Ru 1st opening. Original by THYME! English cover by TYERecords. Why an english cover this time? Just because it would be easier to follow and to not look up translations.
~FOREVER We Can Make It!~
A girl with pink hair casually bounces into the screen, Completely naked except for a few rags to cover her crotch. He flowing hair covers her breasts before deciding to cover them herself with her hands. She is not at all embarrassed at the fact anybody could see her right now.
~Fall in love with what a woman does!~
~A teasing glance, oh it's so CUTE~
A title appears with the name 'Friendly Neighborhood Trouble X The Amazing Jaune Arc'
~Quite sincere, the guy's who claimed you dear~
~Still gives us time to be entranced by you~
The next shot Shows Lala Satalin Deviluke standing in her school uniform with a smile, She points to something offscreen. A pink cellphone in her hand glows
~From all the mags and all the silly fads~
A girl in a Gothic Lolita outfit with a silver rose buckle and and a long flowing red cape appears, waving happily-
~A woman's got the skills to keep you trapped~
-Before suddenly deploying a rather dangerous looking scythe while pointing it at the screen, then firing.
~So take it EASY~
(Guitar riff)
Both girls then appear in swimwear with Lala kicking some water while Ruby fiddles with a inner tube.
Then Both girl in different outfits with Lala taking Ruby's outfits with modifications to better fit her. Ruby stands in Lala's alien garbs, looking a bit mournful at the fact the other girl was her age and had a figure Yang would be proud of. A girl with violet hair pats her back sympathetically
Her attitude changes when She wears a lovely black dress with a white shaw, comfy sandals and a pearl necklace with Lala posing happily in Ruby's 'Slayer' Outfit
A tasteful shot of the two girls switching each other uniforms. Lala in Beacon's uniform and Ruby in Sainan High's uniform.
And finally a shot of the two in each other's sleep wear. Lala in ruby's Pj's and Ruby in... Nothing at all. Lala sleeps naked. She covers her chest with her arm and her crotch with her grimm pillow while Lala laughs apologetically while She screams
Suddenly two chibi's of Yuuki Rito and Jaune arc appear looking quite annoyed that this was the only scene time they're getting until the end so They swing away with a huff.
~If we took a look inside! These fickle hearts and minds!~
Lala stand next to a girl with white hair, while wearing a thigh high strapless white dress making a semi goofy fencing stance with the girls weapon as Weiss Schnee watches while wearing Lala's alien garb, They even decided to switch hair styles with Weiss letting it down and Lala with a ponytail.
~It'd be so easy to understand it all~
A close up of Weiss' face as She remarks the unfairness of life while watching Lala's figure. Her eye twitches.
~Can you say it's best to know what way we want to go?~
Lala is now standing in a black coat-tailed vest over a white undershirt, white shorts and thigh high boots making a goofy ninja pose with Blake Belladonna's weapon while said girl was in Lala's clothes while reading a novel under a umbrella
~It's easy to confuse all our dreams and fall~
A close up reveals the book to be named 'The girl who came in the bath tub', making a quick glance at the younger girl. A twinge of Deja-Vu at the similarities of the girl next to her and the main heroine in her novel.
~Are you getting smothered by all the feelings that you've been hiding?~
Lala was seen pulling her fist back in a fighting pose in a yellow crop top under a tan jacket with puffy shoulders, black shorts and knee high boots, the only outfit She didn't need to made modifications to to fit better. Mirroring her pose was Yang Xiao-Long who was in Lala's outfit as well. She didn't really mind the goofy dress, besides the fact it was rather tight around her butt.
~Don't let things pile up too soon~
Both emanated fighting energy, Lala with blue lightning that She inherited from her father and Yang's blaze from her semblance making two badass chicks you shouldn't mess with.
~And if you're lost or feel it's too much~
A calmer image of Lala in a white sleeveless top with a heart cut into it, a black collared vest and a blue miniskirt. Nora Valkyrie stands her opposite, looking quite comfy in the alien outfit. Both were leaning against Nora's hammer that was standing upright, dwarfing the two.
~I will look for you~
Both gave playful winks at the camera, as if seeing an audience.
~Now's our last chance, now is the time!~
Lala stands battle ready in a whitish-gray old fashioned blouse with overalls with green circles while making weird arm gestures. Standing beside her was Penny Polendina standing on one leg, doing a funny pose in Lala's outfit.
~Don't miss out, it comes only once!~
Lala stands ready to win in a brown overbust corset, a mini skirt and long black gloves with armor bits holding Pyrrha's weapons. Said girl was off to the side, in Lala's clothes and looking at her scroll at the one person She NEEDED to befriend. A boy who didn't know who She was.. A boy with spiky hair.
~Don't hold back boy, don't run and hide!~
Lala stands causally in a long cocoa colored shirt with a dark brown waist cincher, tight pants scarf and a handbag. Back to back with was Coco Adel who was okay being in Lala's clothes for the sole reason of being one of the first to wear inter-dimensional alien clothing. Even if it was weird.
~So we can never give up~
Lala was in mid jump wearing a rather normal brow tracksuit holding a camera. Jumping with her was Velvet, who found the outfit fascinating. She was holding herself a manga from the other dimension written by a 'Yuuki Saibai' about Spider-Man. All she needed to do was translate it.
~No way that we can't make it~
Lala sat in a commanding stance on a desk wearing a white sleeved long shirt with a pointy skirt, a cape and heels, in her hands was a riding crop. In a seat next to her dealing with paperwork was Glynda Goodwitch, who paid no attention.
~Now's our last chance, now is the time!~
A three splitscreen show's Lala wearing three outfits, Emerald's, Neo's and, what She was wearing at the moment, Cinder's. She pointed dramatically at the screen
~Don't miss out, it comes only once!~
A silhouette wearing Lala's outfit was seen before said figure burst into flames, revealing Cinder in her regular outfit as She rushed at the girl with fire coming from her palms and a dangerous fire in her eye-
~Don't regret things, know that you tried!~
-But She is stopped in her tracks by a blast of ice dust exploding in front of her before Steps back to avoid a web grenade. She glares at two new figures landing in front of Lala.
~Forever, we can make it!~
One was Rito in his Spider-Man costume minus his mask looking ready to fight and beside him was a mysterious man in a silver suit of armor that looked like Spider-Man! Both entered fighting stances as Lala smiled happily at her boys, a light surrounding her and transforming her outfit back to her regular clothes, her arms crossed.
Next time: Tragedy? Is Spider-Man no more?