"I am a genius dog" said the dog.
"What!" said the boy, "you think that you are a genius dog?" The dog looked very gravely at the boy, "Yes I do, but you are not." "You are a clever dog, but I am not." "You are smart, but I am not." "You are pretty, but I am not." "You are gay, but I am not." "I am a dog." The boy looked at the dog, "But are you a dog?" "No, I'm a clever dog." "Are you a dog!" shouted the boy. "No, I'm clever." "Are you a dog!" shouted the boy again, "then say so, dog, then say so." The clever dog looked back at the boy. "Yes I am a dog." The boy jumped up, threw his arms out, took his hat off, and shouted, "Dog, say so now! Dog!" "Yes, I am a dog!" shouted the dog. The boy threw his hat into the air, and shouted as he did so, "Dog!" The dog looked at the boy, then at his hat, and jumped up. The boy ran out of the door with his hat, jumped into the middle of the street, and yelled, "You dog, say so now!" The clever dog jumped up, ran away, ran into the woods, and disappeared. The boy ran down the street, threw his hat into the middle of the street, and yelled, "Dog!" He ran around the corner and yelled, "You dog, say so now!" The clever dog ran into the woods, and disappeared. "You are a dog!" shouted the boy. He ran around the corner