Squirrel tales (woo oo), every day I'm out here making squirrel tales (woo oo)
Been watching the new series. It isn't half bad
Don't judge me
Donnell
C RANK
Donnell: Miss Anna! Ya gotta minute?
Anna: Well, well, well. If it isn't the traitor.
Donnell: Huh?
Anna: I've seen you… skulking around the river, catching fish, then selling them to… him.
Donnell: Uh… ya mean Bob?
Anna: Yes! How could you supply that jerk!
Donnell: Jerk? But Bob's a nice guy. He even gave me a discount on my pot polish!
Anna: *Gasp* You've been buying pot polish from him?
Donnell: Ah dung! I just made this a whole lot worse…
Anna: I should feed you to a wyvern.
Donnell: I'm just makin' a livin'!
Anna: Not for much longer if you keep supplying him!
Donnell: Well who else's gonna buy this stuff from me?
Anna: Me! Just stop giving stuff to that guy!
Donnell: Well that's mighty kind of you miss Anna!
I actually got a buckit of fish right here.
Anna: Great! How's a silver sound for it?
Donnell: Um… Bob buys em for three.
Anna: Whaaat? I can't match that- *sigh*
One and a half.
Donnell: I don't know…
Anna: *groan* Fine! Two and a half.
Donnell: I guess I can do that. Sorry for the hassle miss Anna.
Anna: Yeah, yeah. Just give me that stuff!
Donnell: Oh right! Here ya go.
Anna: Good... Now how the heck am I going to turn a profit with these?
It is at this point that squirrel accidentally manages to delete the entirety of this complete support log besides the C rank*
Insanity and unsolicited essays full of swearing soon followed*
Seriously though. I did lose most of this support and half of Nowi's that I was working on*
B RANK
Anna: Come on Don!
Donnell: I'm sorry Anna, but I can't take it for that low.
Anna: W-what if I throw in some brand new pot polish?
Donnell: Ya already did…
Anna: Oh, right…
Donnell: I… suppose I could go down to sixty.
Anna: Really!?
Donnell: Yeah. I can't stand seein' a pretty lady lookin' all down.
Anna: *giggle* Flattery will get you everywhere, sir!
Now hand over the goods!
Donnell: Yeah, yeah…
Anna: Hehehe. I can turn these for at least ninety. Take that, Bob!
Donnell: Hey, Anna?
Anna: Did you need something else, Don?
Donnell: Naw…
…Well, actually I guess I do.
Do you think I'm..., What's that word? Gullible?
Anna: Whaaaat? No. Not at all!
Donnell: Ya don't sound too sure…
Anna: I mean, well… yes. Completely. One hundred percent.
The fact you sold these for sixty is a pretty good indicator.
Donnell: Fiddlesticks!
Anna: Such language!
Don't worry, Don. I don't cheat you too much.
Donnell: Howabout ya just don't do it at all!
Anna: Oh please. Cheating people is basically the only way I make a profit.
Donnell: Maybe I should go back ta Bob then!
Anna: D-don't be hasty now! He was cheating you too!
Donnell: …'scuse me?
Anna: He was over paying you to make sure you only sold to him.
Then when he'd drop you as soon as he was done messing with the rest of the merchants.
Donnell: Pegasus dung! Yall merchants are terrible!
Anna: Not all of us… just most of my family and all of Bob's.
Donnell: Sure. I'm outta here.
Anna: Donny come back! Donny?
Well now I just feel bad.
A RANK
Donnell: Miss Anna.
Anna: Huh? Hi Donny. I got something I wanted to talk to you about.
Donnell: First I should 'pologize. I shouldn'ta got so mad last time-
Anna: Okay. That's the first thing we're working on.
Donnel: Huh?
Anna: If you were anymore okay with people stepping on you I'd call you a door mat.
Donnell: Hey!
Anna: Just saying what everyone else sees kid.
And because I feel kinda ever so slightly bad for cheating you I'm gonna teach you.
Donnell: Teach me?
Anna: Yes, the art of merchant craft! First lesson is how to stand up for yourself.
Donnell: Well, I'll take any help I can get! Er, as long as I'm not botherin' ya.
Anna: Cut that out right now or I'll tattoo footprints and the words "Welcome home" to your forehead.
Donnell: Eep! Er, I mean, you got it ma'am. I'm sure I'll learn alot from ya!
Anna: Good, good. You already know how to flatter people. That'll make the rest of this easier.
(*Sigh* And there goes everyone heading back to work.)
(I could have made a killer this hour… Ah, whatever. I can go a day without profits if it means helping a friend.)
(This… way more painful than I thought.)
S RANK
Donnell: No means no ya purse clutcher ! It's twen'y silver or nothin'at all!
Bob: Ugh. What happened to the old gullible Donnell? Here's your coin.
Now I better get going before-
Anna: Before I catch you in my shop?
Bob: *Sigh* Yeah. Before that happens. 'scuse me.
Anna: *Giggle* Gotta love that defeated look on his face.
Donnell: I do feel a little bad about it. He did give me some good deals.
Er, I mean, yeah. Gotta love that look!
Anna: You need to me immovable, Don. Not heartless.
Get him a fruit or something if you want. He loves fruits.
Donnell: He does?
Anna: Oh yeah. Big fruit fan. He'd decorate his house with the stuff if he could.
Donnell: Howdya know that?
Anna: A good merchant always pays attention to the people closest to them. Friend or foe.
Speaking of which, you've been a little shift today. Something up?
Donnell: Shifty? Me? Nah. Just plain ole Donnell-
Anna: You bought something from another merchant didn't you?
Donnell: Ach!
Anna: Aha! I knew I saw you come back to camp with something shiny last night.
Donnell: Ya saw it already?
Anna: I mean, I know you have it. I didn't really see exactly what it was.
Donnell: Oh thank goodness.
Anna: But you're going to show it to me right now.
Donnell: Wha- No. I can't-
Anna: Do it or it's another week of stock reports!
Donnell: Now that just ain't fair!
Anna: Donny!
Donnell: Oh, all right! Here!
Anna: Aha! A ring! I knew-
Wait. Why'd you buy a ring from someone else? We've got dozens of them in the back.
Donnell: 'Cus it's for you!
Anna: Oh.
Oh… Oh my!
Is this what I think it is?
Donnell: A disaster? Yeah. It was gonna be a proposal at some point.
Anna: I- you- Eep! What're you doing?
Donnell: Fits.
Anna: Y-yeah. It actually feels just right. Weird…
…Naga's tears isn't the gem is beautiful?
Donnell: I know I'm not a good merchant, heck, but I'm resourceful
And ya might act like the only thing ya care about is money, but that ain't all there is to ya..
Yer smart, quick as a whip and kinder than ya like to let on.
Will ya marry me Anna?
Anna: …
Donnell: (Stop thumping ya stupid heart!)
Anna: How much did you spend on this?
Donnell: Huh?
Anna: Price, ring. What was it? Two, three gold?
Donnell: …Five actually... Are ya-
Anna: Five? What, is it made out of dragon scales?
Donnell: Anna-
Anna: Who sold this to you? You could easily get it for half that price-
Donnell: Wouldya stop naggin' me about the price already?
Anna: Yeah no. I'm your wife, I get to nag as muuuuuuuch as I want.
Donnell: Says who- Wait. Wife!?
Anna: Well, fiancee, same thing just not as official.
Ooh. I wonder what theme we should have for the wedding. You think we could get Chrom to let us use the castle?
"Come one, come all for the wedding of the century at castle Ylisse!" We could make a killing off admission prices.
Donnell: I… does all that mean "yes" or am I missin' somethin'?
Anna: Of course it's a yes Donny! Not get off that kneeand close up the shop!
We've got a wedding to plan!
Donnell: Yahoo! My heart just about stopped for a minute there.
Anna: Not as long as I'm around it won't. Hope you're ready for an exciting life, hun.
Donnell: Ready an' willin'!
Everyday I'm out there making Squirrel Tales, woo oo!
This took far too long to write
I think I might have a phobia of deleting words now
Seriously. I sorta wanta to smash my head against a wall when I deleted all those parts
Only got around to finishing this up today because of how ticked off I was
Nowi up next (Assuming no further kerfuffles)
Please excuse the varying speech patterns for Donnell. It's late