Oi.
There isn't lyrics this time.
Why?
Because I couldn't be bothered.
Onto the dragon lady.
Nowi
C Rank
Nowi: Anna!
Anna: Huh? Do I know you?
Nowi: Of course you do! It's me, Nowi!
Anna: Nowi... Nowi...
Oh. Oh right. That's the name of the woman that burned my wagon. Now I remember.
Nowi: When did I do that?
Anna: Remember that rogue fireball from the battle yesterday?
Nowi: Huh- Oh... OOOOOH!
Anna: Yeah.
Nowi: I'm so sorry! Did you manage to save anything?
Anna: Only one thing. Everything else was fried.
Nowi: That isn't good... Wait. What was the thing you saved?
Anna: THIS!
Nowi: AGH! WYRM SLAYER!
Anna: Yep! Now... GET. OVER. HERE!
Nowi: A-anna... You're scaring - eep!
Anna: Stop dodging! I'm get some of those scales off you and selling them!
Nowi: Noooooo!
Anna: I said stop-
Nowi: That's it!
Anna: Put that dragon stone away!
Nowi: Put that sword away!
Anna: I'm making my money back!
Nowi: No you're not!
Anna: Ragh!
Nowi: Rawr!
Chrom: *Sniff* *Sniff*
Does something smell like smoke to you?
Robin: Huh? No. Why?
Chrom: I thought I- OH GODS!
Robin: Naga's tears!
Nowi: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!
Robin: Nowi? Come back! Where are you going?
Chrom: A better question is why are some of her scales- Oof!
Anna: I SAID GET BACK HERE!
Robin: Anna? Why are you chasing- oh.
That would explain what she meant by making her money back.
Chrom: Ugh. Want to fill me in?
Robin: Sure... Er, right after we pick up all this mess they left behind.
B Rank
Anna: Nowi.
Nowi: A-anna.
Anna: What're you stutter for, Nowi?
Nowi: N-no reason.
Anna: Ya suuuuuure 'bout that?
Nowi: Er...
Anna: Because from the look of that ash pile over there, it looks like you burned down my tent.
Nowi: M-me? Never-
Anna: Mhm.
Nowi: Please don't get the wyrm slayer out again!
Anna: Chrom took it, remember?
Nowi: Oh, right! Phew...
Anna: That doesn't mean I won't pry those shiny little scale off your back if you don't tell me what happened here. Now.
Nowi: Fine. Fine. Sorry.
I was trying to bring you some fire shrubs to apologize for burning your wagon.
But I kind of tripped and... yeah.
Anna: Now that wasn't so hard, was it?
Nowi: Well, no. I was more afraid you'd chase me across the camp again
Anna: I don't have the energy for that... or the sword. Mostly the sword.
*Sigh* Wanna help me clean this mess up?
Nowi: Sure! Oh, and I'll get more fire shrubs!
Anna: How about we steer clear of fire, like, forever.
Nowi: Gotcha! Can we also steer clear of scale prying?
Anna: Sure. Sure. I mean, as long as I don't get any requests.
Nowi: Hey! That's not nice!
Anna: What's that? I couldn't hear you over the smoldering ruins of my tent!
Nowi: I was trying to help!
Anna: I know... but I'm allowed to be ticked off after this kinda thing.
For at least a day.
Or a week...
Whichever is more profitable.
Nowi: None of them will be profitable if I eat you!
Anna: Right... *Sigh* Anyway. Let's get to it.
A Rank
Nowi: Anna!
Anna: You look peppy today.
Nowi: Yep! I got something to show you!
Anna: Cool- Er. Please don't come in the shop until I remove everything flammable.
I can't afford anymore losses right now.
Nowi: Well then you're REALLY gonna like this!
Anna: Huh? Furniture polish?
Nowi: Nope! It's a fireproof elixir!
Anna: Ooh! Where'd you find this?
Nowi: You meet lots'a people in a thousand years.
I tracked down an old witch friend of mine in Plegia and she made these for me.
I figured you'd like them.
Anna: You know I would! How much?
Nowi: They're free!
Anna: Really?
Nowi: Yeah. I wanted to get you a gift to say sorry for burning all your stuff.
Anna: Oh. Thank you. That's very nice of you.
And I apologize for taking your scales. Even if they were hot sellers.
Nowi: You actually sold them!?
Anna: Bygones-be-bygones Nowi.
Anyway. I got some new candy in. Wanna get first dibs?
Nowi: Ooh! Did you get more of those taffy things?
Anna: A whole crate actually. And just for you, they're twenty percent off!
Nowi: Woo! Thank you Anna!
I like to think dragon scales would make epic surf boards.
Is that a terrible thing to say? It feels like a terrible thing to say.
This chapter is brought to you by the Manakete Humane Society of Akaneia.
Next up: Tharja.
Sorry this took so long. Combination of long work weeks and not liking any of the previous drafts I wrote up caused it to take way longer than I wanted.
At first I had the two of them basically in a death duel for the entire support which, while funny, didn't really read well.
Then I had something sort of like Donnel's where Nowi would have gotten caught up in the Bob and Anna feud.
Finally I had Anna tricking her into being a side attraction, but that was coming across too much like Anna and Tikki's support.
Settled on this after not looking at the thing for a week. So sorry if this one reads a little oddly.