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I still couldn't think of a good song
Sue me
Ricken
C Rank
Ricken: Excuse me, Anna!
Anna: Hm? Whatcha want kid?
Ricken: Hey! I'm not a kid.
Anna: You sure look like one.
Ricken: Well, I'm not! I'm fifteen.
Anna: Pff! That's still basically a kid.
Ricken: Don't laugh at me!
Anna: Me? I would never laugh at such a… tall and rugged young man.
Ahahaha!
Ricken: I- Stop it!
Anna: Fine, fine. Did you need something?
Ricken: Yes as a matter of fact. I need every fire tome you've got.
Anna: Fire tomes huh? What's someone as young as you need with fire tomes?
Ricken: What? I'm a mage, we kind of need tomes to do anything!
Anna: You are… Ooooh! You're part of the army.
Ricken: Of course I am! Have you not noticed before?
Anna: Not even once.
Ricken: We fought side-by-side in the last battle! I stopped a knight from running you down!
Anna: Oh. I was wondering why that guy just flew back. That was you?
Ricken: I- Wha- I JUST SAID IT WAS ME!
Anna: Huh… wait; were you the little guy I kept almost tripping over?
Ricken: AGH!
Anna: Where're you going? Hey, come back!
B Rank
Anna: Hey there, Ricken.
Ricken: What do you want?
Anna: I have those tomes you wanted.
Ricken: Really?
Anna: Yep. This is basically everything I have.
Ricken: T-there's at least two hundred of them!
Anna: Three hundred and fifty nine actually.
Ricken: Why would you ever need this many?
Anna: I don't the mages in the army do. I still can't believe how many of these I burn through in a week.
I had almost a thousand when we left the last town.
Ricken: You try keeping a book that constantly shoots flames in good condition.
Anna: Anyway, pick out as many as you want. They're fifty percent off.
Ricken: Wow, really- Wait.
Anna: What?
Ricken: I heard you only ever give discounts on damaged items.
Anna: I do not!
…
…well, I do most of the time, but not this time!
Ricken: Why?
Anna: To say sorry for being rude last time, and for saving me in that last battle.
Ricken: I'm surprised you even noticed someone as small as me.
Anna: Oh, stop being bitter and just pick out your stupid tomes.
Ricken: Fine.
Anna: Sure, sure. Just plunder half of my stock.
Ricken: You said I could take as many as I could carry.
Anna: True. And now I'm remembering why I hate being generous.
Ricken: *Sigh* you sound like a Plegian.
Anna: What's that? You want to pay me double?
Ricken: N-no!
(Sheesh. I get the feeling this was supposed to be an apology at some point.)
Here's your money.
Anna: Thank you very much. Goodbye.
Ricken: Bye.
Anna: …
…
(Well that went terribly.)
A Rank
Anna: Hey!
Ricken: Oh, hi Anna. What're you up to?
Anna: Oh, you know… stuff…
Ricken: Good, good.
Anna: …
Ricken: …
Anna: …This sure is a nice silence we've got going on here.
Ricken: *Chuckle* Yeah.
…
Anna: …
…
Well, I have no idea what else to talk about.
Ricken: S-same…
Anna: Sorry again for the short comments- well, sorry for making fun of you rather.
Ricken: I'm not that small!
Anna: Uh, yes you are.
Ricken: Am not!
Anna: Are too!
Ricken: Your face is small!
Anna: I- … what?
Ricken: Uh… I don't know. It just kind of came out.
Anna: Ya don't say.
Ricken: …
Anna: …
Back to that good old silence.
Ricken: Yep.
Anna: *sigh* Look, how about I stop making fun of your size-
Ricken: Oh, I couldn't possibly ask you to do something to difficult.
Anna: Ha ha ha smart mouth, shut up for a second.
Ricken: Fine… just for a second though.
Anna: Aaaaanyway. I'll stop making fun of your height-
Ricken: Been a second.
Anna: Agh!
Ricken: Hehehe.
Anna: You're a little hellion, you know that?
Ricken: Only with people who keep talking about my height.
Anna: I'm trying to get off that subject, mister pointy hat.
Ricken: I know, I know. I'm just making fun.
And listen: All that stuff from before where I stomped off? I'm sorry.
Anna: What're you sorry for?
Ricken: I get a little too flustered sometimes, and I need to work on that.
Can't be a great mage if I don't learn how to control myself, right?
Anna: I… guess? I wouldn't really know.
Anyway, I'll stop making fun of your height, you'll keep a lid on the anger, so it's all water under the bridge.
Right?
Ricken: I guess?
Anna: Good.
Ricken: Yeah, good.
Anna: …
Ricken: …
…Are we friends now?
Anna: Naga only knows, Rick. Naga only knows…
I wrote this at, like, midnight
Don't know if that improved or damaged the quality
And yes, there is no S Rank for this one
Ricken getting married always weirded me out with how young he is
Maribelle
C RANK
Maribelle: GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!
Anna: Ah! She found me!
Robin! Sacrifice yourself.
Robin: Huh- Agh!
Maribelle: Out of my way!
Lissa: Maribelle! Would you stop? It isn't that big a deal.
Maribelle: No good for nothing miscreant will hoodwink my darling Lissa while I'm around.
Anna: It was a legal trade you lunatic!
Maribelle: One box of chocolates for a thousand silver? That's robbery!
Anna: Hey: a sucker's a sucker.
Maribelle: …
Care to rephrase that, dear?
Anna: Will it save me from you tearing my spine in half.
Maribelle: Oh, not even slightly. You snake oil trader.
Anna: Well in that case- SEEYA!
Maribelle: Argh! Get back here!
Lissa: Ho boy... This'll take a while.
B Rank
Anna: Is she around?
Robin: Who? And why are you hiding in that barrel?
Anna: Maribelle! And shush. You're blowing my cover.
Robin: How am I supposed to answer you if you're going to shush me-
Maribelle: Why hello, Robin.
Robin: Evening Maribelle. Did you need something?
Maribelle: Oh, nothing much.
JUST REVEALING A RAT!
Anna: Eep! Escape plan alpha activate!
Robin: Ah! Fire!
Maribelle: Come back here you coward!
You think rolling away will save you? I'll hunt you too the farthest reaches of the world!
Anna: I'm not giving her the money back you madwoman!
Robin: You two are ridiculous- Ah! Horse!
Maribelle: Ride, Charity! Don't let that barrel escape!
A Rank
Lissa: Oh come on you two.
Maribelle: *pant* GIVE HER *pant* THE MONEY BACK!
Anna: *cough* Never! I'd rather- *sputter*
Maribelle: Die? That can be arranged.
Robin: What in the name of Naga is going on?
Lissa: Oh. Maribelle is choking Anna until she gives me a refund.
Anna: HELP!
Robin: That hardly seems appropriate.
Lissa: I know, right?
Anna: She's *cough* murdering me!
Maribelle: Am I? I hadn't noticed darling. Perhaps if you would just give Lisa-
Anna: Never!
Maribelle: Then suffer the punishment!
Robin: Should we do something?
Lissa: Probably. I do really want that refund though.
Anna: Esc- *sputter* Escape plan beta activate!
Lissa: Eep!
Robin: Smoke! I can't see anything!
Maribelle: You think a smoke pellet will save you!
Aha! Gotch you again!
Now, for the last time, give Lissa a… a…
Robin: *sputters* how are you this strong?
Maribelle: RAGH!
Anna: Seeya, suckers!
Yes, I know I update as often as yugioh abridged
But I'm a busy guy
Someone has to eat all the pizzas in the freezer
Lisa next