Oi

How's it going

I assume you said fantastic

If not

Then eat a KitKat

They are heavenly

Lissa

C Rank:

Lissa: Heya Anna!

Anna: Why, hello m'lady. What can I help you with today?

Lissa: Not much. Just wondering around the camp bugging people.

Anna: And I take it everyone else was too busy to talk?

Lissa: Hehe. Pretty much, yeah.

Anna: Well, pull up a chair and I'll get us something to eat. It's pretty slow today.

Lissa: Ooh! Do you have more of those little jelly cakes?

Anna: They're called donuts. And no, my supplier's having trouble getting to me with how often we move around.

Lissa: Phooey.

Anna: Such language for a princess. What would the peasantry say?

Lissa: I'm more afraid of what Maribelle would say.

"How unbecoming of you darling! This simply will not do!"

Anna: "Such base language is the tool of louts and ruffians! How would your sister react if she heard you saying that?"

Lissa: Pfft! Hahaha! That's pretty good.

Anna: I know. I'm amazing. And beautiful.

And charming.

And one heck of a merchant.

Lissa: Maybe a little too full of yourself. Hehe.

Anna: Me? Never.

Anyway, cookies?

Lissa: Yes please!

Anna: Coming right up your highness.

B Rank:

Anna: And that's how I tricked a manakete into selling her dragon stone for a bag full of sand.

Lissa: She serious thought it was magical?

Anna: I sprinkled some glitter on it and she was hooked.

She wasn't very smart.

Lissa: But you gave it back, right?

Anna: Oh Lissa. Poor, innocent, pony tailed Lissa. You never give a sucker back what they were conned out of.

They'd just manage to lose it again.

Lissa: Seems a little mean to me…

Anna: Maybe. I still made profit off of it, so all's well that ends well.

Lissa: For you at least.

Anna: Yep. Talented as ever.

Lissa: *sigh* I wish I had that...

Anna: A dragon stone? I've got dozens of the things in my basement-

Lissa: No. Not that.

I wish I was talented like you. Or anyone really.

Anna: What're you talking about? You're the best healer in the army!

Lissa: Yeah, but that isn't really all that useful in the middle of a fight.

Most of the time I just stand there trying not to get hit and being saved by Chrom or Robin or-

Anna: Or me, or Sully, or Stahl, or Ricken, or-

Naga, we really do spend a lot of time saving you don't we?

Lissa: …

…Sorry…

Anna: Oh, no! I didn't mean anything by that.

Lissa: It's fine, Anna.

Anyway, I need to get going. See you.

Anna: H-hey!

(Sad Lissa… this won't do. This won't do at all.)

A Rank:

Lissa: Hya!

Hehe! Right across the pond.

Anna: Nice arm. That stone skipped across, no problem.

Lissa: Oh. Heya, Anna.

Anna: Heya yourself. Bored?

Lissa: Little bit. Everyone's busy sparing.

Wait, why aren't you there?

Anna: Oh, I never actually spar I just stand there pretending to. No really noticed when I wandered off.

Figured I'd come out and shoot the breeze with you.

Lissa: Sooo you were bored too.

Anna: Seems it's contagious.

Lissa: Hehe. Well, sit wherever.

Anna: Don't mind if I do.

Lissa: …

Hey… sorry about last time.

Anna: Nothing to be sorry about. We all go a little weird once in a while.

Lissa: Well, I'm still sorry I walked out.

Anna: It's fine, Lissa. But speaking of that…

Lissa: Huh? What's that?

Anna: A beginner's spell tome. I figured you might get some use out of it.

Lissa: Anna… this is for little kids.

Anna: Sue me. It was the only one I could find out here.

I figured you could learn from it and then maybe get one of the mages to help you further along.

Lissa: Well… thank you. Really. Maybe I won't feel so useless in fights now.

Anna: You aren't useless.

Lissa: Feels like it sometimes…

Anna: I'm pretty useless against a guy with armor, y'know. Or anything that flies. Also squirrels terrify me.

Lissa: What?

Anna: My point is that just because you aren't useful in every situation doesn't make you completely useless all the time-

Lissa: Why squirrels?

Anna: I got into a fight with one over an acorn-

Argh. Stop focusing on that part!

Lissa: Sorry. But it is kinda funny that you're afraid of something like that.

Anna: ANYWAY! It's never a bad idea to try and improve yourself… or something…

Lissa: You're thinking back to the squirrel, aren't you.

Anna: They're just so small, and scuttily, and they're tails are way too bushy.

And the eyes! They're pure black! What kind of monster makes something like that.

Aaaaand... I had some heartfelt point here. But now I've lost it. Great.

Lissa: Hahaha!

Anna: It isn't funny!

Lissa: It kind of is.

Thanks by the way.

Anna: Don't mention it. How could I go on knowing my favorite noble was sulking in a corner?

Lissa: I wasn't sulking…

Anna: Yeeesss you were.

Lissa: Was not!

Anna: Was too!

Hey! Don't stick you tongue out at me!

Lissa: Gonna keep on doing it.

Anna: This calls for drastic action.

Lissa: What- Eep!

Anna: Tickles!

Lissa: Haha- Anna! Pfahaha- s-stoooooop!

And now to answer some totally real burning questions my viewers have sent in:

Q: Just how unbelievably handsome are you?

A: On a scale of 1-10? 20. I'm also a 10 on the universal humility scale.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: Acorns. Obviously.

Q: What is the square root of-

A: Math hard.

Q: Will you do any second generation supports, like Lucina?

A: Yep. As of right now I plan on doing supports for Lucina, Severa, Inigo, Kjell, Owain and Morgan. That might expand in the future. Not sure.

Q: Chicken or the egg?

A: Buffalo sauce.

Next up: Frederick