Oi
How's it going
I assume you said fantastic
If not
Then eat a KitKat
They are heavenly
Lissa
C Rank:
Lissa: Heya Anna!
Anna: Why, hello m'lady. What can I help you with today?
Lissa: Not much. Just wondering around the camp bugging people.
Anna: And I take it everyone else was too busy to talk?
Lissa: Hehe. Pretty much, yeah.
Anna: Well, pull up a chair and I'll get us something to eat. It's pretty slow today.
Lissa: Ooh! Do you have more of those little jelly cakes?
Anna: They're called donuts. And no, my supplier's having trouble getting to me with how often we move around.
Lissa: Phooey.
Anna: Such language for a princess. What would the peasantry say?
Lissa: I'm more afraid of what Maribelle would say.
"How unbecoming of you darling! This simply will not do!"
Anna: "Such base language is the tool of louts and ruffians! How would your sister react if she heard you saying that?"
Lissa: Pfft! Hahaha! That's pretty good.
Anna: I know. I'm amazing. And beautiful.
And charming.
And one heck of a merchant.
Lissa: Maybe a little too full of yourself. Hehe.
Anna: Me? Never.
Anyway, cookies?
Lissa: Yes please!
Anna: Coming right up your highness.
B Rank:
Anna: And that's how I tricked a manakete into selling her dragon stone for a bag full of sand.
Lissa: She serious thought it was magical?
Anna: I sprinkled some glitter on it and she was hooked.
She wasn't very smart.
Lissa: But you gave it back, right?
Anna: Oh Lissa. Poor, innocent, pony tailed Lissa. You never give a sucker back what they were conned out of.
They'd just manage to lose it again.
Lissa: Seems a little mean to me…
Anna: Maybe. I still made profit off of it, so all's well that ends well.
Lissa: For you at least.
Anna: Yep. Talented as ever.
Lissa: *sigh* I wish I had that...
Anna: A dragon stone? I've got dozens of the things in my basement-
Lissa: No. Not that.
I wish I was talented like you. Or anyone really.
Anna: What're you talking about? You're the best healer in the army!
Lissa: Yeah, but that isn't really all that useful in the middle of a fight.
Most of the time I just stand there trying not to get hit and being saved by Chrom or Robin or-
Anna: Or me, or Sully, or Stahl, or Ricken, or-
Naga, we really do spend a lot of time saving you don't we?
Lissa: …
…Sorry…
Anna: Oh, no! I didn't mean anything by that.
Lissa: It's fine, Anna.
Anyway, I need to get going. See you.
Anna: H-hey!
(Sad Lissa… this won't do. This won't do at all.)
A Rank:
Lissa: Hya!
Hehe! Right across the pond.
Anna: Nice arm. That stone skipped across, no problem.
Lissa: Oh. Heya, Anna.
Anna: Heya yourself. Bored?
Lissa: Little bit. Everyone's busy sparing.
Wait, why aren't you there?
Anna: Oh, I never actually spar I just stand there pretending to. No really noticed when I wandered off.
Figured I'd come out and shoot the breeze with you.
Lissa: Sooo you were bored too.
Anna: Seems it's contagious.
Lissa: Hehe. Well, sit wherever.
Anna: Don't mind if I do.
Lissa: …
Hey… sorry about last time.
Anna: Nothing to be sorry about. We all go a little weird once in a while.
Lissa: Well, I'm still sorry I walked out.
Anna: It's fine, Lissa. But speaking of that…
Lissa: Huh? What's that?
Anna: A beginner's spell tome. I figured you might get some use out of it.
Lissa: Anna… this is for little kids.
Anna: Sue me. It was the only one I could find out here.
I figured you could learn from it and then maybe get one of the mages to help you further along.
Lissa: Well… thank you. Really. Maybe I won't feel so useless in fights now.
Anna: You aren't useless.
Lissa: Feels like it sometimes…
Anna: I'm pretty useless against a guy with armor, y'know. Or anything that flies. Also squirrels terrify me.
Lissa: What?
Anna: My point is that just because you aren't useful in every situation doesn't make you completely useless all the time-
Lissa: Why squirrels?
Anna: I got into a fight with one over an acorn-
Argh. Stop focusing on that part!
Lissa: Sorry. But it is kinda funny that you're afraid of something like that.
Anna: ANYWAY! It's never a bad idea to try and improve yourself… or something…
Lissa: You're thinking back to the squirrel, aren't you.
Anna: They're just so small, and scuttily, and they're tails are way too bushy.
And the eyes! They're pure black! What kind of monster makes something like that.
Aaaaand... I had some heartfelt point here. But now I've lost it. Great.
Lissa: Hahaha!
Anna: It isn't funny!
Lissa: It kind of is.
Thanks by the way.
Anna: Don't mention it. How could I go on knowing my favorite noble was sulking in a corner?
Lissa: I wasn't sulking…
Anna: Yeeesss you were.
Lissa: Was not!
Anna: Was too!
Hey! Don't stick you tongue out at me!
Lissa: Gonna keep on doing it.
Anna: This calls for drastic action.
Lissa: What- Eep!
Anna: Tickles!
Lissa: Haha- Anna! Pfahaha- s-stoooooop!
And now to answer some totally real burning questions my viewers have sent in:
Q: Just how unbelievably handsome are you?
A: On a scale of 1-10? 20. I'm also a 10 on the universal humility scale.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: Acorns. Obviously.
Q: What is the square root of-
A: Math hard.
Q: Will you do any second generation supports, like Lucina?
A: Yep. As of right now I plan on doing supports for Lucina, Severa, Inigo, Kjell, Owain and Morgan. That might expand in the future. Not sure.
Q: Chicken or the egg?
A: Buffalo sauce.
Next up: Frederick
