Stan Resents Later Sorrows
By Shadowgate
Chapter 2
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After lunch Stan headed straight into the restroom.
Kyle and Kenny knew something was up and it wasn't a bad emergency to piss.
Kyle tapped Kenny's shoulder and said "Kenny we need to talk to Stan. I have this uneasy feeling."
Cartman cut in and said "oh Kyle I'm sure he's just having a case of the runs."
Kyle turned to Cartman and said "when you run to the bathroom it's because you have the fucking runs. Now stay out of this because it looks like Stan needs help."
Kenny gave Cartman a mean look and told him to back off. Cartman just gave Kenny a mean look back with his eyebrows arched high.
Kenny and Kyle headed straight toward the boys restroom.
They heard a toilet flush and saw Stan come out of a stall.
Stan told them "hold up while I wash my hands."
After Stan washed his hands and dried them he immediately clutched his chest. He then pulled out his asthma inhaler. He hadn't had to use it since second grade.
"Are you alright" Kyle asked loudly.
Stan answered "oh yes it's just this weather getting to me. People get colds and the flu and my asthma acts up in the winter."
Kyle stated firmly Stan "well you seem to be acting up as well. Kenny and I can tell something is going on."
Stan slowly took a deep breath and exhaled and then turned to look at his friends.
Kenny asked straight forward "what's going on Stan?"
Stan said "okay you guys come close since there's nobody else in the restroom I'll tell you two but I don't want the whole school to know."
Kyle and Kenny walk closer to Stan and Kyle says "tell us."
Stan replied "getting grounded was just one of two punishments for going on a trip to Cartman's without permission."
Kyle stated "I understand things must have been harsh when you got home."
Stan cut in "they waited to punish me after the holidays. I'm grounded for a month and my mom spanked my bare ass over her knee."
"Holy shit!" Exclaimed Kenny
To Be Continued