Stan Resents Later Sorrows

By Shadowgate

Chapter 5

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Wendy yelled out "whoa" and Bebe said "I'll keep it between us since you're my best friend's boyfriend."

Stan said firmly "yes please do."

Wendy turned to Bebe and told her "you better keep that a secret or we're not friends anymore."

Bebe told her she would and then told her "I'll catch you later since you obviously need quality time with your boyfriend."

As the snow fell Wendy and Stan wrapped their arms around each other for warmth.

Later that day Stan arrived home and was surprised to see his mom had company.

Carol McCormick and Sheila Brovlafski were sitting at the dinner table with his mom.

It turned out Kenny McCormick and Kyle Brovlafski both got out of school early because they had dentist appointments.

Much to his surprise he saw both of them coming down his staircase.

"Stan" Kyle shouted in excitement and Kenny shouted "hi Stan."

Stan was surprised and yelled "I thought you guys had dentist appointments."

Kyle replied "we did and neither Kenny nor I had cavities."

Kenny takes his hood off and says "the cleanings went great for us."

Kenny shows his teeth.

Sharon told Stan "I know your friends are over here for the time being but they will leave soon since we all know you're grounded."

Stan immediately goes on the defensive "you told the other mothers I was grounded?"

Kyle cut in "no we did. They wondered why they hadn't seen us hanging out with you for a while."

Stan turned to Kyle and said "alright."

Kyle snapped at Stan "what's not alright was you telling everyone your family was dead."

Kenny chimed in "Cartman couldn't stop laughing when he looked back upon that phone call his mom got from your mom. His mom ended the call by saying 'I'm glad you're doing okay Stan told us you were dead."

Kenny started laughing and Stan snapped "just because Cartman laughed about it doesn't mean you have to."

Kenny stopped laughing and snapped back "well I do agree death is nothing to joke about. Oh and Mrs. Marsh if Stan doesn't want your lame ass supper I'd love to have it."

Stan exhaled and said "that's what got me in trouble in the first place."

Kyle told Stan "don't you think you owe your mother an apology for all the trouble you caused?"

Stan observed Kyle's cold glare and once again exhaled.

After apologizing to his mother in front of his two very best friends Stan realized that he got the spanking he deserved. He knew his life was far from over.

His mom told him his apology was accepted and Carol told him "last week my husband tried to spank my oldest boy Kevin but he tripped on a beer bottle and bumped his head. He was out cold for 30 minutes."

Kenny and Kyle laughed and Stan had a smirk on his face. He didn't know what to think.

A minute later Sharon told Stan to go to his room. Upon entering his room he looked out the window to see the sunlight. It shown beautifully upon the snow and icicles hanging from the trees. Stan was glad to be alive and he knew getting spanked didn't ruin his life at all.

THE END