Maryland
I'm angry.
Oklahoma
Something is wrong ?
Maryland
My headphones legit said "fuck Mary's rights"
They didn't charged.
Hyūga
Headphone squad, rise up.
Ashigara
/rises up/
Akagi
AirPods squadron, wake up.
Zuikaku
/wakes up/
Enterprise
/wakes up/
Zuikaku
Finally, no.
/goes back to sleep/
Maryland
Can't believe y'all are broke only because you bought AirPods.
Ise
I only bought some for the memes.
I gave them to the trash.
Hornet
Oh, I found some in the trash yesterday !
Wait... What the f...
WERE THOSE AIRPODS YOURS-
Ise
Yes, why ?
Hornet
OH FUCK-
I USED THEM FOR... research purposes.
I used them because I wanted AirPods because I bought a phone without the thingy for the...
Fuck, I forgot how to speak English.
Nevada
It happens to me, sometimes, I talk in French.
Oklahoma
WHQT YOURE FR'ECH-
WAIT YOU CAN SPEAK FRENCH ?!
sasuga bee-San !
/nee-san.
Nevada
Yep.
And I am sure Enterprise can't.
Enterprise
Bonjour Amour. Bonjour Amour. Bonjour Amour.
Nevada
Vous vous appelez comment ? Eddy-Malou, le premier savant de toute la République Démocratique du Congo, EDDY-MALOU. E double D Y trait d'union M A L O U. Ça veut dire imposer la force vers l'ovalium, c'est à dire l'estime du savoir. Les gens qui connaissent beaucoup de choses, incristaliser, imposer iiiiinnn... intentioner ça dans toute la République Démocratique du Congo pour que nous puissions avoir la congolexicomatisation des lois du marché propres au Congolais je vous prie.
Jean Bart
Wow.
Hyūga
Big sis, I know what you planned to do.
Please don't even think about this.
Ise
Hey everyone ! My name is Kaoru Hakaze. I was born on November 3rd, and I am the student of the... Yumenosaki Gakuen High School. I am a senior student, and my blood type is B and my class... My class is 3-A. That's pretty much, hehe, thank you.
Jean Bart
What the...
Enterprise
終わりだ ！
I am not really sure about the writing, but I hope I am right !
Jean Bart
Can everyone please talk in only 1 language ? I am lost.
I am going to talk in Arabic, y'all will be s h o c k e d.
Maryland
No one is talking about my headphones.
I am s h o c k e d.
Oklahoma
I tried to enter into the Gacha fandom, but I only see depressive people...
Maryland
Or 12-years old kiddos who re-did Fifty Shades of Gray.
Atago
Ara ara, they are even not legal, yet they are already doing that ?
Maryland
I mean : A Hundred Shades of Ara Ara Big Sis Atago nee-sama please step on me with your heels and what the fuck is this is this fandom full of degenerates.
Nagato
It has been 3000 years...
You finally saw the truth, Maryland...
Akagi
Can you all please stop spamming here ?
I am switching between two chats full of degenerates like you all.
Glad no one I actually know is here.
Nagato
Unless... ??