Akagi
Bad news : No episode of Azur Lane until March 2020...
Enterprise
Eh ? But... aren't you dead ?
Akagi
Aight guys I'm boutta head out.
Zuikaku
NO ! YOU WON'T TAKE MY VIRGINITY !
Kaga
You're not in the subject, dumbass.
Ise
Ok, so, no screentime for me until March, huh ?
For once that I was one of the main characters...
Z1
You're not on the site, you're not the main character !
Ise
Fuck you. At least, I'm on Crosswave... Unlike you.
Warspite
/despacito starts playing in the corner/
Nevada
When the eleventh episode will be released, I'm giving you more extra food. I hope your stomach is ready, Enterprise...
Enterprise
No.
Borg
At least, I got to appear !
Isokaze
Me too !
Kaga
Where ?
Isokaze
The moment where the Mutsuki-class destroyers were running in the streets : if you zoom a lot when you have a view on the commercial street, you can see a green-haired girl in black clothes : it's me !
Kaga
oh. but you know i was the main focus, right ?
Jean Bart
I STILL DIDN'T GOT SCREENTIME BUT MASSACHUSETTS GOT ?! RICHELIEU, I SWEAR THAT IF YOU APPEAR BEFORE ME, I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU AND POOP IN YOUR NECK-
Kaga
calm down.
Massachusetts
I hope you're having fun with the shipwreck at El Jadida.
Jean Bart
... I'm going to bitch you the fuck up.
Saint Louis
Recently, to cope with the lack of screentime in the anime towards the Iris Libre, I started to watch some séries policières.
Most of the time, the main dude has grey hair and a husky voice.
Ise
Grey hair...
Husky voice...
... HYUUGA I KNEW IT-
Hyuuga has left the chat.
Hyuuga was added to the chat.
Hyuuga
BIG SIS I SWEAR I WAS WITH YOU SINCE THE BEGGINING-
Ise
liAR
Hyuuga
I SWEAR I'M NOT SOME OLD WEIRD DUDE-
Jean Bart
At the same time, the maximum of manly charisma you can reach is Lycéenne vegan féministe qui manifeste pour sécher les cours et qui écoute de la k-pop-level charisma.
Hyuuga
Ok, boomer.
Jean Bart
I got lauched in 1940, it doesn't function.
Massachusetts
« Completed in 1949 ».
Jean Bart
Ok, I admit being a boomer.
But next time, you're dead.
Ise
Ok boomer.
A few moments later.
Ise
OK THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD FOLLOWING ME-
I THINK IT'S JEAN
HELP HELP HELP
Souryuu
WHERE ARE YOU ?
Jean Bart has left the chat.
Ise
I'M RUNNING TO YOUR ROOM.
I'M ONLY WEARING A LARGE T-SHIRT AND SHORT-
Souryuu
So you're in pajamas, huh...
WAIT YOU DON'T WEAR ANY UNDERWEAR ?!
Ise
Usually, I'm full commando mode. I thought you knew that ?
And don't ask about what happens when I have my period-
Souryuu
STOP TEXTING AND RUN YOU FUCKING BITCH-
Ise
MY. NOT YOU.
Souryuu
DON'T EXPOSE U-
Souryuu
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ?!
Hiryuu
WAIT BIG SIS ISN'T A VIRGIN-
Hyuuga
WHAT THE FUCK
Hiryuu
ARE YOU TWO DATING-?!
Hyuuga
I FUCKING KNEW IT-
THOSE TIMES WHERE YOU WEREN'T HERE
AND THAT I HEARD WEIRD SOUNDS...
I THOUGHT IT WAS AKAGI, BUT IT WAS YOU ?!
Akagi
No, it was me. Or Taihou, since your room is next to hers.
Hyuuga
Ok, I should stop stressing out.
It's always like that since I changed rooms...
Discussion Hyuuga/Hiryuu.
Hiryuu
Hyuuga...
/picture/
Hyuuga
It's NSFW... delete it.
Hiryuu
You liar.
You're just shocked because it's... your big sister ?
Hyuuga
It's not that.
Hiryuu
I know when you're lying.
I watched you sleeping once.
Hyuuga
what-
I swear I'm going to wake up from this weird dream.
Akagi is dead, Jean Bart is a boomer, Ise and Souryuu are fucking dating and you watch me sleeping ?? Let me laugh a second.
Hiryuu
It's real.
Hyuuga
Wait, why are you in my rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooododjkdsnbsbfhfjdkapapdknfnbdhzjdkfopfpsnabdidkoffp
Wait. What you have done... It... felt good.
Hiryuu
What I have done ?
Hyuuga
You came in my room and... um... we kissed... and... we did like our elder sisters... we... touched each others body... skin to skin, you know ?
Hiryuu
Now it's me who's daydreaming ? Let me laugh.
I didn't... why I am wet ?
Thanks, I remember now.
Hyuuga
Pinch your cheek, you will see it's real.
Question... Are we dating now... ?
Hiryuu
Stop that, you're going to be... romantic...
You're saying this... only because we had sex once ?
Hyuuga
I'm not getting romantic, bro.
And it wasn't even sex, you just touched the upper part of my body under my clothes while French-kissing me.
Hiryuu
Don't call me bro.
And... You have nice taste in bras.
Hyuuga
It wasn't your main focus, though.
You preferred to touch my butt... You perverted dragon.
Hiryuu
At the same time...
It's huge... So are your... br... brea... YOUR HUGE TIDDIES !
Hyuuga
You're embarrassing me...
Anyway, I checked my big sis' phone.
Didn't found any embarrassing picture, but in the private chat with Souryuu...
They like to role play.
Hiryuu
I saw it too.
And my big sister has her in her very private contacts too.
She calls her « Darling » with an emoji heart at the end, while Ise just called her « Souryuu-chan » with the same heart emoji.
Once, I remember big sis went to a camp, and she was separated from Ise during two weeks.
I can only say that they were lusting hard for each other's body.
Hyuuga
I'm more surprised that Ise ended up with her.
Thought she would be more with Long Island, or Nagato.
Oh, and that explain why big sis' bedsheets smelled like hormones...
And also, I sent back big sis' phone, so I can't see anymore.
Hiryuu
You want me to tell you about some parts ?
Even if it will ruin the image you have of your sister ?
Hyuuga
Do it.
Hiryuu
Well... I know she likes uniforms. Especially maids and nurses. And she prefers tights over thigh-high socks.
And she once confessed about wanting to mark Souryuu's whole body so she wouldn't show any single part of skin to anybody.
And well... Ise is a HUGE bottom. I heard them making love once, and she was the loudest out of the two.
Hyuuga
Surprised of that.
And you listen to your sister fucking with somebody. Creepy.
And after that, you pretend to be innocent. Pfft.