Right so, if you think anyone can't get any whinier or more pompous than Gordon, wait until you meet this motherfucker named Henry. He's a big engine that basically looks exactly like Gordon, except he's green and his nose is skinnier. And while Gordon hides his homosexuality, Henry doesn't give a shit and his so comfortable with his sexuality, that he flaunts it around like a giant cock…sometimes literally.
Now, Henry unfortunately falls into the stereotype that all gays are stuck up, snobby clean freaks(no offense), and he's too afraid of messing up his wax job in bad weather. Mostly because he just wants to impress his sugar daddy.
There's a bad rainstorm one day, and Henry locks himself up in a tunnel to stay dry, which really pisses off the passengers. This gets the attention of the railway's boss, which is a really dapper-looking sonofa bitch, but also a hefty guy who goes by a lot of weird names. He's usually either Sir Topham Hatt if you're American, or The Fat Controller if you're British. But for my sake, I'm just gonna call him a bunch of other names that make fun of his size since he's a one dimensional fat joke.
Anyway, Sir Fat Ass is like, "What's your excuse for being an angsty teen this time?"
And Henry's like, "I'll give you two excuses. One: I just got myself a premium wax job—that's not a double entendre, by the way…"
"I never said it was."
"And two: If I don't come back to my sugar daddy looking my best, he's gonna force me ta eat of bunch of sugary food again, which is why I can't get skinny anymore."
"Right, but like, you're an engine, you're supposed to be huge. And you've obviously got girth in at least one right place, so I don't know why you're complaining. If I could have a huge dick and pull off being as heavy as you, I'd be an even bigger pimp than I am now. No pun intended."
Anyway, after trying and failing to make Henry forget about his insecurities, they try one last thing to get him out by luring him out with the weakest prey they have: Thomas. Why would Thomas help, you ask? It's simple, really. He hasn't hit puberty yet, but that doesn't mean his dick isn't in perfect working condition…that, and Thomas is still figuring out his sexuality.
Anyway, he tries fucking Henry's backdoor, but neither one of them get pleasure out of it.
And Henry's like, "Dude, I admire your vigor, but I've had midget cocks in my ass that've done better than you."
When that fails, The Fat Fuck has Henry's rails taken away, and they literally wall him up in the tunnel and leave him to die. Engines pass by and watch Henry's slowly-decaying corpse, and he can't even cry for help because they gagged him like the bitch he is.
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I'm just kidding. Engines can't die of old age. And that just makes this whole thing even darker, doesn't it?