So, Thomas is goin' around actin' like a little bitch 'cause he's pissed off about being stuck in the yard again. And everyone else(including Edward, for some reason) is making fun of his misfortune because they think he's too retarded to do their jobs right.

And they're like, "Dude, we know you're a little kid with big dreams, but that's just it. You're a fucking child. You're too impatient, and you haven't had enough experience to make the right decisions yet."

And Thomas is all, "Fuck you guys! The only reason any of you assholes are still here is 'cause the Fat Bastard can't afford anyone better than you!"

Thomas ends up getting butt-hurt about what they said, so he sacrifices a few human kids to the train gods and begs them to make things go better for him. They seemed to have heard his cry, and Henry wakes up with AIDS the next morning.

Thomas feels guilty at first for cursing Henry, but he gets over it and realizes that he'd have to pull his train for him. Just to ensure that he gets the job, he sucks up to everyone and kisses ass to appease them. When Henry didn't show up, the Fat Bastard came by to see what was wrong(insinuating he didn't have a choice).

And he's like, "Goddamn it, that's the fifth time this month one of those engines got a sexual disease! This wouldn't happen if they made condoms for trains!"

Then, Thomas is like, "Oh, hello, wonderful boss of mine! How is your day going?"

"It's fucked. Thanks for asking."

"Oh, no problem, Sir. I'm just concerned for your well-being, and I want to make sure nothing goes wrong for you."

"You can drop the charade now."

"Thank fuck! I couldn't stand talking like a condescending shitlord much longer! Can I just take the train?"

"Sure, whatever. Just don't fuck up."

So, Thomas backs up to the train, but he's spazzing out so much that he doesn't wait to actually get hooked up. And most of you would say that he was too caught up in the moment to tell that everyone was trying to tell him to stop, not cheering him on. And to you, I would say, "You're almost as fuckin' retarded as Thomas."

Seriously, if I walked by a bunch of people, and they all flailed their arms around like something wasn't right, I would think something was actually wrong. Like, say your ass was on fire and you didn't even know it. What do you think would happen? Would people start clapping and cheering, or would they scream and wave at you in utter terror?

Don't answer that. It's a rhetorical question.

Anyway, Thomas comes up to a red light, and he's pissed off that he has to stop.

And the signal man comes up and asks, "The fuck are you doing out here, Dude?"

And Thomas is all, "I'm pulling a train, Dumbass."

"Uh, I'm either trippin' balls from the cocaine I snorted this morning, or you're actually fuckin' retarded 'cause there's nothin' there."

"Oh, shit! I didn't notice! Goddamn it, fuck me in the ass!"

"Whoa, be careful, Man! Henry might hear you!"

Thomas then does the walk of shame all the way back to the station, and the passengers are cussing out Sir Fatness.

And he's like, "Thomas, I told you not to fuck up, and what did you do?!"

"I fucked up."

"Yeah, and because of that, you're gonna be Henry's butt maid for a week!"

"But I'm technically already his maid, and he's got AIDS!"

"Exactly."