Ok so, winter is coming(I fucking dare you to use the meme) on Sodor, and Thomas meets this new tractor character named Terence because the fans were getting tired of engines.

And Terence is like, "Yo, what up, brotha from anotha motha? Name's Terence! What's yours?"

And Thomas is like, "Thomas. Now, kindly fuck off and never talk to me again."

Now, of course, since Terence isn't an engine, he's doomed to live the life of a side/gag character that'll only show up when the plot calls for a hero(aka damage control). But despite all this, as well as Thomas' shit, Terence is a pretty chill dude because he's content with plowing both fields and bitches.

Anyway, winter gets here and that forces all the engines to wear snowplows, but Thomas hates wearing one because it's "heavy and uncomfortable." Ya wanna know what else is heavy and uncomfortable, Thomas? Gordon's ass, Henry's tragic back story, and James' dick. They have to deal with that stuff twenty-four-seven, and you don't hear them fucking complaining, do you?!

Also, the other reason Thomas doesn't wanna wear his snowplow is because he thinks nothing of it.

And he's like, "If I can inhale three kilos of cocaine, I think I can handle some other non-drug based white powder."

But they don't believe him, so they make him wear it anyway. But he throws a tantrum and breaks the shit out of it, so they…don't think to just get a different one.

And Thomas gets all excited, and he's like, "Yeah, now I won't have to wear that faggoty thing again!"

And the Annabelle coaches are all, "Ok, one: You can't just go around using that word because people are overtly sensitive these days. And two: You just fuckin' jinxed yourself, which ultimately means us, too. So, when you're ass-deep in hot water, we're just gonna sit back and watch as you drown in blood, get possessed by demons, and choke on your disembodied dick after it got hacked off by a masked man with a chainsaw."

Soooo, Thomas gets so spooked by his coaches' threat, that he speeds into a valley, where a truck carrying cocaine rolled over and spilled its cargo, and he got stuck in a huge pile of grade-a drugs. This results in Thomas tripping balls the whole time, and he imagined Terence coming along to save him and his coaches. But the reality is that no one found them, and they all slowly froze to death.

The end.

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Nah, I'm just kidding. Terence really did come along to save them all, and he's like, "So, do you still want me to fuck off after I literally saved your life and your career?"

And Thomas is all, "No, because I learned something today. Two things, in fact. I learned that being a judgmental asshole does, in fact, make me an asshole. I also learned that doing drugs makes things in life, like suppressing your emotions or accepting the fact that you'll never amount to more than you were made for…so…much…easier."