Late at night, Jade paced impatiently as she waited for the computer to finish translating the pages of the book. "This is the only part of my day that I hate. And to make matters worse, there are no sightings of Shendu yet!" She sighed. "I might as well just read the first couple of pages I got. Let's see. 'Shadow Teleportation. Imagine the spot you want to go and the shadows will take you there.' Okay. Any spot in San Francisco will do. Hmm. Alcatraz is closed for the day..." She placed her hand on her shadow and concentrated on Alcatraz's location. Almost instantly her hand slid through the shadow, followed by the rest of the body.

(!)

The next thing she knew she was falling! "Bad day, bad day, bad day, bad day!" CRASH! The Queen crashed on top of the roof of Alcatraz. Groaning, she slowly sat up and rubbed her head. "Ow. Duh. I said Alcatraz. I didn't specify where. Tch." She stood up and rubbed her sore buttocks. "At least I know not to do that again." She placed a hand on her shadow. "Uncle's Rare Finds. Uh...Jade Chan's room."

(!)

"WAH! Ow!" She landed on the floor of her room. Hard. "Ow. Well, I'm back. That's for sure." She rubbed her buttocks and groaned. Okay. Now to read the next page. First, she'll have to find a place to train her new moves. And she knew just the spot. But first... "Might as well call it a night. I do have a science project to work on, anyway. Tch. Stupid school."

(!)

At Section 13, there was a loud explosion that rocked the whole base. Jackie came rushing into the room she was in to find her covered in ashes. "Maybe a working volcano is too advanced for me."

Captain Black entered the room. "Jackie?" He saw Jade's disheveled state.

"Science project," she said, innocently.

Black gestured Jackie to come outside. "Valmont and his cronies have been spotted in Florida near Cape Canaveral."

"I'm on my way," Jackie said. But before he could take another step, Jade ran in front of him. "Hey! Going on a mission, Jackie?"

"No! Not a mission, it's a...a conference! On Feng Shui."

"In Minnesota," said Black.

Jade frowned at the two men. "Do you take me for an idiot?" Jack and Black were taken aback. "Minnesota? Really? If there's anyone who's the expert at excuses, it's me. How do you think I got you into that Hollywood deal while we were tracking the Thunder Demon?"

"Well, it did work for a while..." Jack tried to say. "But regardless, you're staying here. You have a school project to finish."

"Maybe I could come up with one when I'm in Florida?"

"The answer is no."

As Jackie left for Florida, Jade returned to the room she was in and began to feel angry. "Time to blow some steam," she said. "But before I do, I need a lucky rabbit."

(!)

In the junkyard, Jade read the page she finished translating. "'Dark Bomb. Focus all your rage to explosive proportions. Then let it all out.'" The Queen thought of all the times that made her angry. Jackie not letting her go on adventures. Her schoolmates not believing her stories. Her teacher getting her in trouble. Then she let out a loud roar of rage and punched a pile of garbage. It exploded in a flash of purple light, sending the Queen flying onto her back. "Whoa." She looked at the page again. "Huh. 'Plant your feet firmly before using this technique.' Tch. Could have told me that earlier!"

Jade dusted herself off and slowly got up. "Well, that was fun. But now, I've got an uncle to catch." She pulled the Rabbit Talisman out of her pocket. "I have a hunch where in Cape Canaveral Shendu will be." Jade ran in the direction of the east coast, vanishing in the blink of an eye.

(!)

With the help of the Rabbit Talisman, Jade managed to get to the space shuttle's cabin long before the launch began and long before the crew, the Dark Hand or even Jackie could reach it. "Hmm. Might as well put on one of the suits." Jade found one of the orange space suits and helmet and put one of them on. She frowned when she saw that the sleeves were too long for her. "Tch."

She suddenly heard a noise and ducked into the closet she found the space suits and kept quiet. She heard footsteps walk by. Carefully, she opened the door a crack and saw a small astronaut in a space suit that matched its size walk by. "Wow," she said. "They're recruiting young."

She followed the kid into the cockpit and tapped his shoulder. "Hey, I don't think they allow kids in space." The astronaut turned around. Jade was surprised. It wasn't a kid. It was a chimpanzee! According to his name tag, his name was Cosmo. "Are you in astronaut training?" The chimp didn't respond. He just prepped himself up for launch. "Well, if you need me, give me a hoot." Jade left the chimp to do its work. Deciding to wait until Jackie came, Jade found herself a storage room to stay in while she read the pages of the book she translated.

"Let's see. 'Shadow Manipulation'. Cool."

(!)

After a few hours of training, she began to feel a low rumbling and a computerized voice say, "60 seconds to blast off."

"Uh oh. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea!"

Quickly, Jade grabbed onto a table that was bolted down, held on tight and waited for the inevitable. "T minus 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1."

The rumbling grew louder and more violent as she knew that she was heading straight for outer space. It got worse when she started hovering in zero gravity. "I think I'm going to be sick!"

Suddenly, the air lock's door opened and to Jade's surprise, in came Jackie, not wearing a space suit! Either he was brave, stupid or both! Jade, still having difficulty to walk in the baggy space suit, walked up to him and tapped him on the shoulder, startling him. "Hi, Jackie."

"Jade!"

"Check out the monkey suit. Literally," she said, gesturing her space suit.

"Speed Talisman. Fastest way to get to 'Minnesota'. And I got here hours before you did."

Jackie face palmed. "We'll talk about this later."

"Besides, I got an idea for my school project while I'm out here! Space!"

(!)

Several minutes later, the shuttle prepared to dock at the space station. Jade pointed out the window of the shuttle. "The spinning of the station creates a gravitational pull. See? I am so gonna get an A on my project!"

Silently, the Chans followed the Dark Hand (and the chimp, who decided to tag along). "Secure the station," Shendu/Valmont ordered his goons.

"Piece of cake," said Finn. "We're the only ones here."

Not, thought Jade.

"Let us unsure utmost privacy," Shendu/Valmont said. And with the push of a button, he cut off all communications to mission control. "Now we wait for this station to intercept with the location of the portal belonging to Tso Lan the Moon Demon."

"And open her up with this key," Chow said, holding the Pan Ku Box.

Jade and Jackie heard everything from their hiding spot. "I hope Uncle's on his way with that chi spell," the former said.

Maybe not just yet, Jade thought. I want to see what I'm up against.

"We are mere minutes from the portal location," Shendu/Valmont reported. "Ready the Pan Ku Box."

The chimp reached for the Box, but Chow kept it away from him. Using this as a distraction, Jackie covered a hand over his mouth and dragged him off, knocking off his sunglasses in the process.

(!)

This is a great idea for once, Jade thought as she pressed the button that opened the air lock. Jackie tossed the Pan Ku Box in, said "Bye bye!" and pressed the eject button. At that moment, the Dark Hand arrived. "Whoa," said Ratso.

"Chan!" hissed Shendu/Valmont.

"Everybody's an astronaut," Finn muttered, shaking his head.

"Where is the Pan Ku Box?!" shouted the possessed Valmont.

"Floating in space," Jade said. "Good luck getting it now."

The Dark Hand looked out the window. Indeed, the Pan Ku Box was floating away from the station. "Hak Foo, retrieve it," Shendu/Valmont ordered. "And you simpletons," he said to Finn and Ratso. "Get Chan!"

"Jackie!" Jade shouted, holding up the Rabbit Talisman.

But Jackie was already leaving with Finn and Ratso on his tail. "You use it!" Jade heard a hissing and saw Shendu/Valmont rushing toward her. She smiled. "Time to put that new move I learned from the Demon Archive to use," she said to herself. First, she used the Rabbit Talisman to give herself super speed and rapidly kicked Chow down just as he got back up. Then she turned her attention to Shendu/Valmont. She ran up to him and stopped just a few inches from him and pointed a finger at him.

"What is this?" the demon dragon said.

Jade smirked. "Bang." A beam of dark energy shot out of her finger and blasted Shendu/Valmont. Unfortunately, the recoil sent her flying into a wall and knocked her out cold. To make matters worse, she dropped the Rabbit Talisman.

(!)

When Jade came to, she was sitting on a chair with her sleeves tying her in place. She struggled to get out, but she was stuck good. To make matters worse, they were close to the demon portal's location. "Where is Hak Foo?" shouted Shendu/Valmont. "The portal approaches!"

"No box, no demon," Jade said with a smirk. "Check please!"

At that moment, the air lock opened and someone they did not expect came in: the space chimp with the box! "Good monkey," Chow said, easing his way toward him. "Nice monkey."

"You stupid chimp," shouted Jade. "Get out of here, Cosmo!"

At that moment, Hak Foo came in and grabbed the box. Cosmo held on, even after the big man shouted, "Give it up! Give it up!" Suddenly, a green laser shot out of the box and produced a door. Jade gulped. "Houston, we have a problem." Out of the door came a demon with grayish blue skin, red eyes, long purple hair, four arms and a tongue that was too long to fit in his mouth. He wore a red robe with a purple sash and instead of walking, he hovered a foot off the ground. This was Tso Lan the Moon Demon.

"Get the box," Shendu/Valmont ordered Chow. "Tso Lan," he said to his brother. "So good to see you."

"Save the pleasantries, Shendu," the Moon Demon said in a deep, monotonous voice. "I'm only interested in seizing control of the moon's gravity so that I may pull the ball from its orbit."

"But that will wreck all of Earth's ecosystems!"

"How do you know?" Ratso asked Jade.

"I watch the science network." Ratso blew a raspberry at her.

"The child is correct," Tso Lan confirmed. "And only then will Earth's landscape be to my liking."

"Whoa," Ratso said. "He wants to kibosh the planet!"

"And you made us let him out?!" exclaimed Finn to Shendu/Valmont.

"Just be glad you are up here."

Suddenly, Jackie came crashing into the air lock door. Shendu/Valmont smiled. "You have joined us just in time to see the nemesis of all demon sorcerers destroyed."

Tso Lan looked down at Cosmo. "This is Jackie Chan?"

"No. That is." He pointed out the window.

At that moment, Jade broke free from her bounds and opened the air lock. Jackie, still wearing the jet pack he wore to get the box outside the station, came flying in, crashing into the Dark Hand and sending them all into the garbage pod. "Time to put out the trash," Jade said, pressing the eject button.

But Jackie and Jade weren't out of the woods yet. "It appears the pleasure of destroying you shall be mine alone," Tso Lan said. He reached for them, but Jackie grabbed Jade and ran down the hall. "A good chi spell would be nice right now," Jackie said.

Or a good demon spell, Jade thought angrily. But I can't do one in front of you.

(!)

Jackie and Jade hid under a grating when they got out of the Moon Demon's sight and held their breaths as he hovered past them. "Hiding only delays the inevitable," he said.

Jade saw something at her feet. The Rabbit Talisman! So this is where she dropped it! She picked it up. "Hey, Lucky Rabbit!"

At that moment, Cosmo found them and looked down at them with a happy smile. He made a happy grunt as he waved at them. All that noise will attract Tso Lan! "Shh," hushed Jade.

"Shoo," whispered Jackie, waving him to leave. "Go away!"

But Cosmo imitated their waving and continued to grunt happily. But he stopped when he felt a presence. Tso Lan was right above him. "Behold," he said. "My mastery of gravity!" The Moon Demon lifted all four arms and in an instant, everything that wasn't nailed down began to float in the air. Including the Chans. Tso Lan dented his fingers together as he smirked. "And for you, things look very grave."

Jade noticed an O2 tank floating by. She handed Jackie the Rabbit Talisman. "Jackie," she whispered. "Fire the torpedo."

Jackie gave her a wink, understanding. "Full speed ahead," Jade shouted. The moment Jackie placed the talisman on the tank, it flew at bullet speed and rammed the Moon Demon out the air lock door. Thankfully, the tank stopped half way through, so the danger of them losing air was nil. "Out of the park!" Jade cheered.

But when the Chans looked out the window, they saw that they made the situation worse. Tso Lan was floating toward his namesake and being an immortal demon, he did not need to breathe in space. "He's floating down moon river."

"This is very bad," Jackie said. "We need Uncle's chi spell!"

"You think?" Jade said. "One problem. We're in space! How are we going to get a chi spell?"

Suddenly, a flower floated by. Jackie grabbed it. "A lotus pod?"

"Isn't that-?"

"The symbol of the Immortal who originally defeated Tso Lan the Moon Demon," finished Tohru. He was garbed in a space suit and was floating toward them.

"But where's Uncle?" asked Jackie.

"TOHRU!" shouted Uncle over Tohru's communicator. "DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT HAVE NOSEHAIR OF POSSUM?!"

Jade looked out the window again and noticed that the dark side of the moon was growing even darker. "Tall, dark and creepy is doing his moon makeover thing," she warned.

"Tohru, the spell," Jackie said.

"A spell cannot work if a demon is out of reach of an Immortal's symbol!" shouted Uncle, making Tohru wince.

"How can we move the Immortal's symbol into range fast?" asked Jackie.

"Duh," Jade said, pointing her thumb to the O2 tank. Or rather, the Rabbit Talisman that was on it.

(!)

Using the shuttle Tohru used to go to the station, the J Team flew as fast as a rabbit toward the moon. And crash landed on it. "Bad day, bad day, bad daaaayyyy!" screamed Jackie. Finally, the shuttle stopped.

Jackie walked out the door, lotus pod at the ready. He stopped. "Jade, it's not safe."

"So?" Jade was picked up by Tohru. "Oh, it's never safe."

"I require assistance."

"Aw. I thought that's why you brought Cosmo."

(!)

As soon as Jackie found the Moon Demon, he ran into a problem. "Where's the lotus pod?"

"You put it in your suit," Jade reminded him via communication.

Jackie then found the flower...floating in his helmet. "Found it. Tohru, the incantation!"

"Ai-yah!" shouted Uncle down on Earth. "That is my job!"

Suddenly, Tso Lan grabbed him and lifted him up. "Uncle, hurry!"

"Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao, Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao..."

Tso Lan heard the voice on Jackie's communicator. "An incantation?" Then he saw the Immortal's symbol in Jackie's helmet. "The lotus pod!" But he quickly calmed himself realizing, "In order for it to hex me, you must remove your helmet. Which you cannot do."

Jackie kicked Tso Lan away from him and said, "Then let me air this out." He inhaled deeply, then disconnected his space suit's air tank. The lotus pod flew out the pipe and hit the Moon Demon in the chest. He quickly reconnected the pipe to his suit before he ran out of air.

Meanwhile, Tso Lan writhed as the dark magic on the moon retracted and returned to him. Then his portal opened up and began to suck him back in. "NOOOOOOOO!" It closed on him, silencing him for good.

"So long, Tso Lan," Jackie joked.

(!)

Jade watched the whole thing from the shuttle. It was a good thing Tso Lan the Moon Demon was gone. "I cannot become Queen of the World if its ecosystems are destroyed."

"Did you say something?" Tohru asked.

"Uh...I was saying my science project is going to rock! The topic? Space!"

"Oh. Good! You will get an A for sure."

"Definitely."

Cosmo the chimp gave her an uneasy look.