Jake:

Against anyone else

I would go on the assault

But hey you're already dead

I think I've won by default

I'm the American Dragon

So if you still wanna dance

I don't even think you have a

Half-ghost of a chance

My flow is so hot

I'm spittin' literal flame

You don't wanna be around

When I take lyrical aim

No shame in running

I don't mean to boast

But when I Dragon Up

I think you should go, ghost

Back to your small town

Amity was quaint until

They got a pest problem

Think he calls himself InvisoBill

The people are fine

But you can't say that they're bright

You hide your identity

By dying your hair white

And changing your name

But only just barely

How about I dragon down

So we can try to fight fairly

And Danny,

If you want a real alias maybe

Take Spectra's suggestion

And call yourself the Spirit Baby

Danny:

I came here to slay a dragon

But the only thing I see

Is a genderbender fanfic

Of Juniper Lee

I mean really

Aragon was a dragon and a ghost

Yet when it comes to my foes

He's episodic at most

And you still wanna fight the phantom

It's a pity you're so reckless

When Sam got stronger powers

From a pretty little necklace

My flow is like ice

I'm the king of these quips

So bow down to me

And I'll frost your green tips

But if you still insist

Then let me read you your last rites

Here lies the corpse

Of a punk with green highlights

This battle ain't decided by

Which one of us talks most

So if you want a fair fight

You should've challenged Box Ghost

Jake:

Yo this edgy palette swap

Is calling my hair shady

Even the box ghost dressed you up

Like you were my fair lady

We all know puce ain't your color

Bet you'd look good in red

Here let me coat you in flames

Until you're more than half dead

So you've faced down a dragon

That's enough of your boasts

It only took a few leaves

To beat a whole crew of ghosts

I'm a chosen one Danny

Your claims lack validity

You got all your powers

From parental stupidity

You'd compare a ghostly lizard

That a loser like you'd slain

To the strongest creature

On the mythical food chain

Better run and hide

I'm a bigger threat than Dash is

Send you home to mommy

So she can dissect the ashes

When you're parents learn you're dead

Well I hope they won't be too glum

They had to lose a child

But at least it ain't the smart one

Danny:

A group of prison camp rejects

The only ghosts that you've tackled

You barely managed to catch em

When they were already shackled

They couldn't beat Youngblood's extras

So don't you get too conceited

And without your plot device

You would've still been defeated

My mother's a genius

and Dad's at least a savant

So if you wanna dis me

You'd better find a new taunt

And though it's hard to have a sister

Who seems smarter all-told

Must be harder when that sister

Is a seven year old

Most shows hit their stride

And only then start to worsen

But it took you a whole season

Just to talk like a person

Can't say you improved though

Cause that came entwine

With more sappy romance

And a god awful redesign

Years since my ending

And I'm still revered

Your dialog's been dated

Since your show first premiered

Trying to be cool

But you're never getting too close

How the hell did your voice

Go on to be Zuko's

Jake:

You wanna talk about romance

When you struck out with Grey

And then hooked up with your bestie

As if that's not a cliche

I'd have stuck with the huntress

But that's just me I guess

I'm into brains, brawn, and beauty

But hey have fun dating Wes

Like most of your fans

I will try to be affable

And forget your finale

Because it's totally laughable

But insulting my style

Now that was a blunder there

You'll swallow those words

Like they were Dash's dirty underwear

You say you're a hero

Well then show me some proof

I'll be the J. J. Jameson

To your lame Spiderman spoof

I know your powers are strong

But your will is too weak though

You broke down with Spectra

And you bowed down to Freakshow

Getting controlled by a clown

You're like a loser defined

So much so, your best foe

Is just two losers combined

And yes I heard of your fall

Though I had hoped it was jesting

How could a hero turn evil

Over some standardized testing

You may have had it undone

But that does not make amends

For bringing death and despair

To all your family and friends

Since my breath tends to burn

I think it fits to quote Ember

Cause while they may have forgotten

We both know you will remember

You claim to inspire

But your actions appall

I really have to inquire

Are you a hero at all

I can't accept your conceit

And won't ignore your deceit

You left your cuz on the street

She has to steal just to eat

So will you learn from your loss

So that it doesn't repeat

Or will Clockwork show up

And just undo your defeat

Danny:

Let me reassure you

My cousin is fine

She has five times your power

And ten times your spine

When you got tired of the job

Of defending your nation

Had your sister fight your battles

While you took a vacation

So get off of your high horse

I won't take that sass

From a brat of a hero

In a house made of glass

Freakshow made me mindless

Doing what his staff said

Sort of like your fanbase

Cept I'm only half-dead

I wanted to be nice

But you've left me with a short fuse

So if you wanna talk shit

Let's address the love cruise

Attacking my morality

Won't leave you in great shape

Cheated on a dumb test

While you attempted date rape

My finale made you laugh

Well your's just made me vomit

Never thought I'd see a villain

less fleshed out than the comet

And a Mary Sue like Rose

Isn't really good for writing

Though the more I think about it

She's the one I should be fighting

You know I've got supporters

And they really keep my pep up

But when the world's in danger

I'm the one who's gonna step up

Though if the stakes are low

You are passable I guess

When a hero's really needed

You're a damsel in distress

It's Rose who picks your slack up

Guess she does deserve distinction

Almost gave her life to save

Your worthless species from extinction

And yes you get your happy ending

But I think that you should know though

Your biggest contribution

Was forgetting a photo

Cause when you reach the final battle

You have no chance to win it

Until Rose shows up to save you

And she ends it in a minute

This has-been can't win

His show is too rotten

And like his gf's twin

It has been forgotten

AN: Hey guys. Just wanted to mention that if you liked this rap battle you can check out the other ones I've written on my channel. They are listed below in the order they were published.

1. Sarge vs Church (Both from Red vs Blue)

2. Vegeta vs Peridot (From Dragon Ball Z and Steven Universe)

3. Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson (From Harry Potter and Percy Jackson... This one feels kind of self-evident)

4. Dipper and Mabel vs Star and Marco (From Gravity Falls and Star vs the Forces of Evil)

Hope you enjoyed the battle. Feel free to post a review with your opinion on who won.

AN: Just watched the death battle for these 2. It was pretty cool. Made me realize a mistake I made here. For some reason I assumed shackled jack was a pirate ghost originally. Had to correct one of Danny's lines when I realized my mistake.