The Eve Project
Ichigo is just your average, smart, healthy, young, virile male college student. Besides having a part-time job and three horny friends who's always after their hot and sexy neighbours, all seems normal. Until the fateful night he decided to help a girl he found naked on a dumpster who insists that she was sent from the future to search for a healthy human male and save the human race.
Disclaimer: I don't own bleach :P (but I want to haha)
Chapter 5: Higher than Average
Kon, Moe, Keigo and a falling behind Hanataro were jogging around the neighbourhood just as planned. As sweat covers their skin and exhaustion creeps their bodies, the boys were becoming sloppy in doing their activity. Of course, exercising is never easy, they knew that... now. With Kon leading the line of their jogging team, he managed to keep up his phase, all the while trying to hide being tired, as he kept his goal in mind. However, distraction does have a way of ruining his concentration because just a few good distance away from where they were, stood three lovely ladies that await their arrival. He froze effectively stopping the others behind him in a domino effect. They stared at the three gorgeous creatures waving at them from afar, both from confusion and awe.
"Oh my god! Am I dreaming or my fantasies are finally coming true..." Kon spoke as if asking the others whether or not they see the beautiful figures as well.
"I know what you mean, I'm sure I had a wet dream once that started out like this..." Moe replied reassuring his friend that the three ladies do exist.
Keigo couldn't help but agree as well, "Yeah, me too."
"Okay boys, huddle up!" Kon commanded. The young men clumped together with their arms on each other's shoulders as they discussed their next move.
"Are they really waving at us?" Hanataro asked sounding a bit doubtful. The boys turned to look back at the girls and the possibility of anyone around them. They wanted to check if it was them that the ladies were referring to.
"Yup, pretty sure," Keigo guaranteed.
"Okay boys, this is our chance..." Kon began with a mischievous grin.
"Wait! Isn't it weird that they're noticing us?" Hanataro pointed out.
Kon merely rolled his eyes, "Your pessimism will take you nowhere boy. It is highly probable that the girls have finally noticed our good looks well, more importantly, my good looks..."
"I don't know, I just have a bad feeling about this," The smallest of them murmured getting a gut feeling that something bad was going to happen.
"Whatever, okay boys, just how we practiced, stay cool," Kon instructed but before the boys could even muster a decent reply, they were caught off guard by someone who has now joined the huddle.
"Hey, whatcha talking about?" Rangiku spoke and the boys clumsily fell on each other in surprise.
Hanataro could feel himself face palming at what happened. So much for staying cool.
"Oh my, are you boys alright?" Added Momo sounding as worried as possible. The three scampered to regain back their composure and keep cool just as planned.
It was Kon who assures the girls that they were fine, "Of course, we're more than okay, especially at the sight of you lovely ladies." The girls practically threw up deep inside but nonetheless pretended to giggle at the cheesy line.
The three ladies began to move closer, each one took a boy of their own. Rangiku placed a soothing hand over Kon's sweaty chest and refrained from reacting with disgust as she spoke on his ear, "Wow, we never thought you boys could be so... sweet..."
"And funny..." Momo was doing the same to Keigo.
"And cute..." And Nanao to Moe. "And—"
"What do you want?" Hanataro was able to cut off their seduction methods. Apparently, he was the only one without a partner.
"Oi! Just shut up kid!" Kon tried to hush him but he continued.
"You're... talking to us..." He said in disbelief and confusion.
"We are," Rangiku assured him with a sweet tone and yet the young man didn't seem to buy it.
"But you don't... talk to us." The comment made the woman raise an eyebrow at the kid.
So not all of them are idiots. She thought but retained her sweet facade.
She left Kon and approached Hanataro making sure that she was flaunting all her assets at him before she explains their purpose, "Actually, we saw that you have a new tenant... a girl..."
"That's right," the other two girls spoke in the ears of their preys.
Rangiku continued, "And as good neighbours, and fellow female, we want to get to know her, like invite her over maybe?"
"Hold on a sec, we're your neighbours too, aren't we invited?" Keigo posed.
"Girls only," Momo corrected hoping her words were enough restriction.
Kon crossed his arms over his chest and walked towards Rangiku with his face turning serious. "Well, you're not getting anything from us."
"Yeah, Rukia's not going anywhere near you!" Moe added.
"So her name's Rukia..." Rangiku figured. And the comment earned Moe a hit on the head from his leader and a glare from Hanataro.
"You're really not gonna tell us anything...?" Rangiku dared crossing her arms over her chest effectively emphasizing her already large chest.
Kon, though tempted, tried to keep his unaffected-by-your-teasing facade and answered "No."
Rangiku smirked. She could feel the young man's self control slipping. "Really? Even if you get something else in return?" Her voice turned into a more coaxing tone.
"D-depends on what you bargain with..." Kon mentally cursed himself for stuttering.
"That's right!" His other two companions agreed except for Hanataro who tried to persuade them to not give in.
"Would our favourite pair of underwear cover it, one from each of us, including Orihime's," The bodacious woman bargained but that just made Kon smirk.
"Sorry girls, but you can't buy a man's pride with your lingerie," he said cockily and his contender leaned in closer to his ear.
"Did I mention, that we're wearing them right now," the boys gulped and the girls giggled as they felt success was almost at their grasps.
"And we'd give it, right here... right now..." Momo whispered with the same amount of sensuality in her tone.
"All you have to do is tell us... who she is..." And Nanao puts the icing on top of their voluptuous torture. And as if the barrier of their self control has been broken, the men began to spit out the answers.
"She's... my girlfriend!" Kon yelped.
"My cousin!" Moe barked.
But of course, one of them just had to tell the truth.
"She's a girl from the future who's going to save the world from being invaded by aliens!" Keigo shrieked in an attempt to release the tension that was clouding his insides.
There was a brief pause.
"Ugh... you're useless..." Rangiku spoke and like a cue the girls detached themselves from the three idiots.
"She's none of your business!" Hanataro cleared out but they didn't pay any mind to him.
"If you don't want to tell us, then the deal's off. Come on girls," The blonde woman prompted and her companions began to follow behind.
"Tsch, as expected from idiots," Momo mumbled. And in just a few moments, the girls were out of sight leaving the boys in utter confusion.
"What the hell was that about?" Moe spoke as he ran his hand over his Mohawk.
"And here I thought I was gonna get their underwear," Keigo muttered sounding a little down but to make things worse for him, Kon's fist collided with the idiot's head.
"You idiot! What the fuck did you do!? You almost jeopardized Rukia! Good thing those girls didn't believe you!" a frustrated Kon, lectured.
"But why are those girls so curious about her?" Keigo asked while he soothed the painful spot on his head.
"You think maybe they're one of those Xephilins Rukia was talking about or they're like brainwashed or something," Moe suggested but Kon immediately dismissed the idea.
"No way, they've always been bitchy. Using their hot and sexy bodies to test us... those vixens," He hissed.
"Either way we must vow as men, Rukia was the first girl who has ever done something nice to us, we must do something nice for her in return and that includes keeping her secret," He swore and the boys raised their fists in the air with a loud "Yes!" in agreement.
"But still, why do they want to know Rukia so badly," Hanataro let out as the idea of it kept on bothering him and Keigo tried to ease his worries.
"Look kid, it's simple. They're probably just jealous of our goddess. Seeing as they're evil vixens."
"And that's exactly why we are here to protect her! And improve our health status to help her save the world! Let's go!" Kon preached and led them to continue their exhausting activity. Hanataro sighed but followed behind. However, for some reason, he had a bad feeling that those girls won't give up that easily.
The sound of fingers tapping over the counter continued until Tatsuki slapped her hand over the culprit's that was creating the annoying noise.
"What?" Ichigo asked innocently and half confused at his co-worker's actions.
She decided to go with the straight to the point approach, "Ichigo, go home."
"Wha—"
"You've been sighing and tapping your fingers for hours now. You didn't bring out a fucking book and you kept looking at the wall clock every five minutes," She stated annoyingly. He blinked twice at her clever observation and was about to retort when she continued.
"See I may not be as good as Ishida at reading people, but I know exactly when people are in a hurry and their mind is out wandering somewhere. That's you right now, so I suggest you go home. Now."
"My shift's not done yet, and besides, who's going to help you here?" He reasoned.
"Seriously? Do you really think I am incapable of taking care of 2 to 3 customers?" She gestured towards their two old customers drinking coffee with probably what looked like their grandson. She scowled deeper, "I am insulted. You sexist bastard!"
Ichigo immediately turned to see if their customers heard what she just said. When everything seemed alright, he turned back to his enraged friend.
"Look, I am not being sexist."
"I know, I know, what I meant was go already? You're pissing me off?" She sounded a bit sarcastic and scary at the same time. Only Tatsuki can actually manage something like that.
"Are you... PMSing on me or something?" Ichigo asked which made Tatsuki's contorted face even angrier than before.
"Leave. Now," She hissed and without another word, Ichigo quickly packed his things up and left the diner to the care of his fuming companion hoping to save himself from her wrath.
Once Ichigo entered the house he caught sight of Hanataro struggling to carry, or more like balance, a bunch of bowls containing different kinds of chips. He placed his bag on the sofa and approached the boy to give him a hand.
"Need help with that?" Ichigo offered.
"Nope, I got it," Hanataro simply replied and was followed by Kon who appeared from behind carrying a bunch of sodas with him.
"Yo, it's porn night. Watch with us," Kon said as an invitation. Ichigo scowled and turned to the person who was carrying the chips, "Porn night? And you'll be there?"
"They forced me," the young lad replied in defence.
"Psch. Forced? You wanted to come!" Kon corrected.
"I did not!"
Kon turned to Ichigo, "Well, don't complain that I didn't invite you."
"I'll pass," Ichigo assured him. "Anyway, why all the chips and sodas? I thought you guys are trying to be healthy?"
There was a pause with Hanataro and Ichigo waiting for Kon to answer.
"I... Who the hell said we're going to eat them!" Kon burst out and the other two blinked in confusion.
"You're not?" Ichigo asked.
"We're not?" Hanataro tried to confirm.
"No! That wouldn't be healthy!"
"Then what... you know what, nevermind..." Ichigo said knowing that whatever they plan to do with those foods, especially on a night labelled as "porn night", was probably best that he didn't know.
"Oh that's right, Rukia's in your room, in case you're wondering where she is. She's locked herself in there, nobody has bothered to disturb her after the note she put on the door," Hanataro answered the question that's been bugging Ichigo all night.
Suddenly, his cousin threw an arm around his shoulder and dragged him down a bit. "By the way, looks like you thought about what I said and let her stay huh? That's good, I knew you'd make the right choice."
"It's not like that," Ichigo retaliated as he got out of Kon's grip.
"Of course not," but then he winks at Ichigo making the carrot top cringe at the sight. The two holding the food were about to go up when all of a sudden Ichigo called for them again.
"Hey, wait. I've been meaning to ask you guys something."
Both turned but it was Kon who answered, "What is it?"
"You guys..." Ichigo scratched the back of his head unsure of how to verbalize his question.
"You guys don't really... you know... believe that Rukia's from the future... do you?"
The two questioned looked at each other for a moment then back at him.
"Of course we do," they answered in chorus.
"Don't... don't fuck with me on this, I'm serious!"
"We are too. You see last night we saw—" But before Hanataro could testify, he was cut off by Kon's statement.
"Look dude, we aren't fucking with you, maybe you just need to look from a different perspective to find the proof you need."
Hanataro tried to speak again, "Or just ask her to—"
"Come on kiddo, let Ichigo figure it out." Kon immediately pulled the younger man with him and spilled some chips in the process.
"What the fuck are you talking about!?" Ichigo yelped with his usual scowl present in his face.
Kon smirked, "Here's a hint, she doesn't really know how to cook!" And with that, they ran off upstairs to one of the rooms leaving Ichigo to his very confused state. The orange head thought for a moment about his conversation with the petite girl this morning at the dining table.
"So... You know how to cook?"
"I studied it... last night. I couldn't sleep. And besides, I wanted to do something nice for you guys. You know as a thank you for letting me stay."
He sighed at not getting why that memory just popped inside his head. Instead of worrying about it more, he decided to go see her for himself. He arrived outside his room and scowled at the piece of paper that was fixed on the door. It had the words "BUSY! DO NOT DISTURB!" written on it and a poorly drawn rabbit at the bottom right to which a speech bubble pointed at it and the words "Thank you" was inside. He lightly knocked on the door three times and proceeded to open it. He peered inside and saw Rukia sitting on the bed, looking as frustrated as ever as she began to talk to no one in particular.
"Ugh! Damn it! Why won't you just fix yourself already!? Why do you have to be so bloody hard and complicated!? Goddammit stupid T-cube... work with me..." She cursed picking up some pieces on the bed and trying to connect them together. Ichigo decided to enter.
"You alright?" He asked as he slowly approached her.
"I'm fine," she answered a bit irritated.
He raised an eyebrow at her tone.
Is everyone PMSing today? He thought.
"What's that?" He questioned at the sight of the scatter pieces on the bed.
"The T-cube, I'm trying to fix it," Rukia explained. The young man looked dumbfounded at the pieces that made up the said device. There were so many of them. He couldn't believe that all these actually make up a small little cube. Rukia sighed and started picking up the little bits and began placing them inside a shoebox. Once done, she put the box under the bed and faced him.
"Sorry about that, were you planning on using the bed?" She apologized with a slight bow. He was about to reply when just then he noticed what she was wearing.
"You're... wearing my shirt," He said regarding the big black shirt that gently falls up to her mid thighs and the neck hole being too big that it ended up exposing one of her shoulders.
"I... yeah... I hope you don't mind..." His eyes then scanned her from head to toe. Before he could even refrain himself from asking, it slipped his mouth, "God please tell me you're wearing something underneath."
Rukia blinked her eyes in confusion at what he said.
"I am." She raised the shirt slightly to show him.
"See, I borrowed one of your shorts as well, for some reason your clothes are very comfortable to wear," she pointed out innocently as if it was the most natural thing in the world. Ichigo's mouth gape and his eyes were wide as plates. He never thought he could ever get any redder at the sight of a girl wearing his boxers.
"Oh my god..." He let out, with all the blood rushing inside him.
"What's wrong? You look upset."
"Just... just... take them off," his tongue managed to slip the words out.
"What?"
Upon realizing what he just said, he quickly retaliated. "I-I mean, you don't just... you know... take people's clothes... and put them on."
She pouted, "Fine. If it made you upset that I borrowed your clothing, you should have just said so!"
"That's not what I—"
"I'll just take them off then." She gestured to take the clothing off by grabbing the hem of the shirt and pulling it up.
"W-wait!" Ichigo quickly shouted. His mind was in overdrive. He immediately grabbed her hands to prevent her from exposing to him her fine-looking womanly parts which he had the pleasure of seeing before and tried so hard not to linger on the thought of it. The sudden action resulted for both of them to fall on the bed with the girl underneath and the boy holding her hands over her head securely.
Was this really necessary? He asked himself.
Well, it's bad enough to see her wearing his boxers, but seeing her naked? Again? Who knows what he might end up doing if he lost control.
"L-let go!" She cried out as she tried to pull her hands out of his strong grip.
"Don't take it off," his tone was low and filled with so much warning that it made Rukia stop her struggling. He stared at her face and his eyes moved lower to scan her body and saw that the black shirt was pulled up generously giving him a clear view of her skin white stomach that finely contrasted the color of the shirt and of course a plain view of his boxers on her. He gulped inwardly and pulled the hem of the shirt down to cover her exposed skin. When he looked back up his amber eyes were met by violet ones and he found himself lost again but this time not only in her eyes, but in her lightly parted lips as well and the lovely features of her face. He felt his breath hitch when a moan escaped her throat and she began to pull her hands from his grip again. The struggle worked to get him out of his fantasizing thoughts.
"Let go of me fool, or I'll—"
Before she could even finish her threat, he spoke, "Listen midget. I'm going to let go and if ever you try something like that again, trust me, you're not going to like what I'm going to do, understand?"
Though still a bit confused, Rukia just nodded obediently. He released her hands and placed his on both sides of her but despite their new position, none of them attempted to make a move until Rukia placed her delicate hands on his chest.
"Get off me," she ordered. He complied after a brief contemplation of their situation. Once their proximity has expanded, Ichigo could feel his heavy breathing that he wasn't even aware of, going back to normal. He turned to walk away from the girl when suddenly a hand grabbed the back of his neck and...
Zaaaaaaaaaaap.
The sound of a body falling on the floor echoed throughout the room. Rukia lightly kicked the young man's now unconscious form on the ground.
"Well I did warn you not to do something like that," she said to herself with a smirk.
Ichigo fluttered his eyes open and waited for his vision to clear up. His body felt numb in a way that he seemed bounded by something. He couldn't move and yet the feeling of a weight on top of him didn't escape his senses. When his gaze was finally clear, he saw Rukia sitting on top of him.
"Oh good, you're awake," she said.
"W-what the fuck did you just do to me!?" He spoke huskily.
"That was defensive maneuver 2, that's what I used on your friend before." Ichigo attempted to move his limbs however, they felt paralyzed.
"You'll be able to move in a few minutes, don't worry, the shock just messed with your nerves a bit," she says in an attempt to try and ease his worries.
"The what?"
"Anyway, I'm going to take advantage of your paralytic state to talk to you."
"How come... I can't move...? Moe was able to..." Ichigo posed remembering his friend's silly gestures after waking up from his unconscious state.
"Moe was shocked back awake, the process woke up his nerves while you came to on your own, and at such a short amount of time too!" She praised but he didn't seem amused.
"What do you want from me?"
"I need your help," she simply stated and it made his scowl deeper.
"You're already staying in my room what more do I—"
"See? That's the point. I'm sure you don't like some stranger going in and out of your house, so I suggest help me with my mission, and I'll be gone quicker," she explained patting his chest a bit.
He blinked twice at her words, "Mission? Oh you meant saving the future again."
"That's right."
Kon's words hit him once again.
Maybe you just need to look from a different perspective to find the proof you need...
"Alright, what do you need? Brains? Some sort of technology?" He tried to sound interested.
"Genes."
"Genes?"
"Healthy human male genes," she corrected specifically.
"What?"
"See, at the university, there were so many males there. If you could find me one that has a health status higher than average," She began drawing random patterns on his chest. "Then my mission will be complete and you'd have help save the human race! Wouldn't you like that?" She ended her statement with a smile, as if urging him to help her.
"What the hell would you do with a male gene?" He questioned in curiosity, all of it didn't make sense.
"I am to get pregnant with those genes," was her response and if Ichigo was drinking something, he would have spit it out already by now.
"Y-you!? Get pregnant!? Are you fucking insane!?" It was a good thing he couldn't move or he'll have shaken her until she came to her senses.
"For your information I am capable of getting pregnant. You just have sex right? And through that intercourse the sperm will have to travel its way to my—"
"Stop! I know how it happens! How old are you anyway!? And I'm not buying that hundred years old thing."
"I'm fifteen," she admitted with her hands crossed over her chest.
"Fifteen..." He repeated, "and you want to get pregnant?"
"I have to, for the future—"
"For the future, for the world, for the human race—look, I've had enough of this, I tried you know, I really tried to believe you but—"
"No. You didn't. You never tried to believe me. I told you. I'm not stupid," she said with a sad smile.
He sighed guiltily this time.
"How... how do we know if a guy's health status is higher than average?" She paused to look at him warily.
"Look, I may not believe, but I listen, so maybe if I listened long enough, I'll believe," He reasoned as an attempt to get back on the topic.
She smiled, "Simple, I just have to—"
She froze with her finger half way towards his ear.
"You know, I've never checked your health status before," She muttered before putting her finger inside his ear hole. He watched how she closed her eyes as if she was contemplating on something serious. She opened her eyes and her face contorted in disbelief.
"Impossible..."
"What?" He didn't like the sound of that. She poked his ear again and repeated the progress but her face showed the same reaction.
"W-what? What's wrong?" He asked upon noticing her frozen state.
"95%..." She murmured.
"What?"
"95%!" She repeated with much enthusiasm. "Your health status is 95%! Do you know what that means!?"
"I-I'm very... healthy?" He answered unsure of what his reaction should be.
"Aren't you listening? It's you! You're one of the rare higher than average human males I've been searching for! Your mental and physical health are both superb in every aspect! It's amazing!"
He couldn't concentrate on what she was saying because she was cheerfully bouncing on top of him but to be more specific... on a certain part of him that was becoming tumescent with the friction.
Oh God... He groaned inside his head.
"S-stop!" He yelped breathing hard again.
Miraculously she stopped the sweet torture that she wasn't aware she's giving him.
"Why? What's wrong?"
"Just... don't... not there..." He said in between breaths.
"But why do you look pained? You should be happy! Now we don't have to go around the university to find someone!" She began to bounce again in happiness. Ichigo didn't really know how it happened, but he must've been able to force his nerves awake because his hands managed to grab her thighs to put her motions into a complete halt.
"You can move?" She turned unbelievably to the hands gripping her thighs and without any warning the hands wrapped around her and pulled her close resulting for her to fall on his chest.
"Nope. Just my hands," He said while trying to recover from the euphoric feeling her actions created. Rukia blinked her eyes at him as if waiting for an explanation which he gladly provided.
"Your bouncing was making it hard for me to take you seriously, what were you saying again?" He spoke with a hint of seriousness but instead of repeating herself, she shook her head, "I'm done explaining."
Ichigo scowled in confusion at her words. However, the said scowl disappeared when Rukia placed her hands on Ichigo's cheeks. The young man felt his heart and breathing stop when suddenly her soft lips connected with his.
A/N: Waah! I shall cut it here! I am evil haha XD Oh well I decided to be faithful to the original story and since Ichigo was supposed to be Lawrence he gets the highest HS. I hope you don't mind. Rukia is Future by the way, that should be obvious, although I don't think Future was young and it didn't explain in the movie how she managed to become the only one left who's healthy. I'll explain it in my story though and the need to become pregnant, I think. It's a bit complicated but you will get hints :D The shots last chapter was one hint. Okay, I just had to point it out. Anyway, as you can see, I have been stupid enough to constantly update. But now I think I'll take a break haha XD I might update next month. Sorry. I hope you guys will stay as supportive though. Thank you for everyone who read and reviewed! ILY guys and God bless :P
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