Black Magic
Nygmobblepot: Harry Potter Kink
Ed and Oswald both sat in front of the fire.
"Are you sure you're okay and that you don't need to see a doctor?" asked Oswald.
"No, I'm fine," Ed answered.
"You said you would do anything for me, right?" said Oswald.
"Yes," said Ed.
"Well, if I had access to a Ravenclaw uniform would you wear it?" asked Oswald.
"Not exactly my style. I think I'm more of a Slytherin," said Ed.
"Yeah, well I already called dibs on that one," said Oswald.
"You already have them?" said Ed, surprised.
"Yeah, um, yeah. I wanted to surprise you," said Oswald, "I took the Pottermore quiz and Slytherin is my house."
"Maybe I should take it," said Ed.
Oswald brought out a laptop.
"Okay then," said Ed.
He opened up the quiz and started to answer the questions.
"Well, looks like you were right in picking the Ravenclaw one for me," he said.
"Yay! Let's go put these on," said Oswald, "Then I have something I want to ask you."
Once they were both wearing the costumes, Ed sat down in his Ravenclaw costume and turned to Oswald, "So what was it you wanted to ask?"
Oswald couldn't help but keep staring at him. He looked good in the blue and black robe. Oswald took something out of his pocket- a ring box. He took Ed's hand.
"Edward Nygma, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you do me the honor of becoming Ed Cobblepot?" asked Oswald, opening the box to reveal a diamond ring.
"Yes, Oswald, I will marry you," said Ed.
They embraced each other and Oswald placed the ring on Ed's finger. They kissed.
"Oh, I so want to take that uniform off of you," said Oswald.
"And I want to do the same to you," said Ed.
They were interrupted by a knock at the front door.
"Oh, crud," said Oswald, "Who could that be?"
Angrily, he got up from the couch and opened the door to reveal Jim Gordon and Harvey Bullock.
"What do you two want? I'm kind of in the middle of something," said Oswald.
"Like what? Going to Hogwarts?" said Harvey sarcastically.
"What? Can't the mayor of Gotham have a private life?" said Oswald.
"Do you mind if we come in?" asked Jim.
"Uh, as I said, I was kind of busy," said Oswald.
"Yeah, well now you're not," said Harvey as he and Jim walked past him into the house.
"Hey, you can't just barge into my house like that!" said Oswald, hurrying after them.
Ed was in the living room, sitting on the couch, when the two walked in the room. He smiled at them.
"Ah! Jim, Harvey, what brings you guys here?" asked Ed.
"Nygma? What are you doing here?" asked Jim.
"I thought that it would be obvious, Jim. I live here now."
Jim got a look at the ring on Ed's hand, "Is that what I think it is?"
"Yes, it's what it looks like. Ed's my fiance," said Oswald.
"You're marrying your Chief of Staff?" said Jim.
"Yes," said Oswald, "And we were actually right in the middle of something when you two barged in."
"Well, I guess it makes perfect sense since, I mean, both of you are crazy lunatics," said Harvey.
"We were. We had certificates," said Ed, defensively.
"I don't care about some stupid certificates. To me you will always be lunatics," said Harvey.
"Hey, why don't you guys wait here and I'll get us some tea from the kitchen," said Oswald.
"Not for me," said Harvey, sitting down like he owned the place, "But I will take a beer if you have one."
"Tea will be fine," said Jim, also taking a seat next to his partner.
"Ed, try not to kill our guests while I'm gone," said Oswald.
"I make no promises," said Ed, leaning in to kiss Oswald.
"Oh God, could you guys please not do that around us?" shouted Harvey.
"If you don't like it, leave," replied Ed.
Oswald walked into the kitchen.
"So how long has this been going on?" asked Jim.
"Well, it started just tonight actually, before you guys came here," said Ed.
Jim looked at Ed's neck, "What happened to your neck?"
"Oh, Butch tried to choke me. If not for Oswald, I would have died," said Ed.
At that moment, they all heard a scream come from the kitchen. Instantly, Ed sprang to his feet and rushed into the kitchen. There, Ed saw the tea kettle on the floor and Oswald clutching his hand. Ed ran over to him.
"I burned my hand!"
"Let me take a look at it," said Ed.
"It Hurts!" Oswald screamed.
"It's not that bad. All we need to do is run it under some cold water." He led Oswald over to the sink.
"It hurts so bad!" said Oswald.
"It's alright," said Ed as he began to sing Oswald their song, Penguin's lullaby.
Jim came into the kitchen but stopped in the doorway to watch them and stayed silent. Once Ed was done singing, Oswald hugged him.
"Don't ever leave me," said Oswald.
"Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere," said Ed, reassuring him.
Jim smiled, "You know what? Forget the tea. I'll come back tomorrow. Harvey, come on. Let's go."
As they both walked back to their car Jim's partner asked, "Well, what was the rush?"
"Didn't you see how happy Nygma looked? I mean, I didn't even see him that happy when he was with Kristen. Even when I was with Lee or Barbara, I don't think I was ever like that…"
"Yeah, whatever," said Harvey as he shut his door.
"Well, I think they look good together," said Jim, starting the car.
"Just as long as they stay out of trouble," Harvey said as they drove away.