"Father," says Naruto with an ill-mannered smile spread upon his face. "Nice meeting you again."

"If you KND morons are here to arrest me, I'm basically retired.", says Father as he changes into his normal self. A pale dorkish-looking man, glasses too big on his face, a white and blue polka dotted bowtie tied upon his white buttoned shirt, along with his black slacks and matching dress shoes, which made him look like an ordinary dad, not like a 'cool' dad. Like his adopted dad. Naruto remembered when he and Nigel were both ten, Mister Uno had taken them to see Despicable Me when it first came out in theaters, along with a few of Nigel's friends, Abigail Lincoln, who scared Naruto whenever she was upset but had a crush on her older sister, Cree, Kuki Sanban, who Naruto also liked but Wallabee Beetles, his frenemy, always tried to outbeat him for Kuki's affectations, and Hoagie Gilligan, who always intimated Naruto with his intelligence. Wallabee wasn't there at the time since he was grounded for fighting in school, which made Naruto smile since he got a chance to sit next to Kuki and had a good conversation with her. Kuki was also a native of Japan, which made him smile, and she was one of the many operatives in Nigel's Sector V that was actually NICE to him. She knew how it felt to be different from the others, so he was glad that someone understood him. Naruto shook his head to get rid of those stupid and pointless damn memories out of his damn head.

Give it a rest, dammit!, thought Naruto. Your family and your past are basically fuckin' dead to you. Father is the only option you have left now.

"I have something that you might like.", says Naruto as he opens his orange bookbag to reveal the code module, which made Father's eyes lit up. As Naruto gave the code module slowly to Father, the fat girl with the pigtails, Constance, stopped him.

"Don't fall for it, Father.", she says, eyeing Naruto. "He might be working undercover for them still. Who knows if this is REAL."

"It IS real, you dumb ass. LOOK at it.", says the short blonde boy, whose name was Bruce. The girl with long brown hair, whose name was unknown, giggles as she looks at the code module. The boy with the football helmet, whose name was Lenny, took off the helmet, revealing his black skin and braces upon his teeth. He looks at the code module and at Naruto, with a smile. "Looks legit to me."

Naruto smiles at the kids who agreed with them but was waiting for Father's approval. Father was too busy looking at the sacred treasure with his pipe still in his mouth. He blows into his pipe, releasing a cloud of smoke and grins evilly. "Yes...YES. You've actually made my day today, Uzumaki."

Father rubs his hands together with glee and he holds on to the sacred code module and smiles to himself. David, the tall boy with brunette hair over his eyes, said to Father that they should keep a good eye on Naruto to make sure that he was legit and not an undercover spy. Father puts a hand on David's shoulder and says that Naruto was alright, for he knew the drama between him and Nigel, so the Delightful Children can calm down. David smiles and goes over to his brothers and sisters, who were questioning Naruto about his plans. Naruto smiles as he kicks his legs up upon the coffee table and looks at the unnamed girl, who was giggling flirtingly at him. Bruce rolls his eyes as he says, "Stop flirting with my sister, you ass."

Naruto laughs at Bruce as he stood up, bulking up at him, which intimated Bruce and made Lenny laugh. Constance groans.

"Do you even KNOW how this thing works?"

"Of COURSE I do, Connie! Watch."

Naruto presses some buttons, making the code module talk and buzz.

"Code module, give me the information on...Nigel Uno.", he says with a wicked smile.

The code module buzzed and said, Nigel Uno. Age fifteen. Works as a combat trainer on the Moon Base. Special skills: Computer analyzation, hand-to-hand combat, Leadership skills. Weaknesses: his girlfriend, lower body strength, peer pressure..."

As the code module was listing Nigel's basic information, the Delightful Children were in awe. Lenny was the first to speak.

"W-wow.", he only managed to say.

David and Bruce nod in agreement but Constance was the only one in denial. She shook her head and said, "Big deal."

Bruce said, "We know most of Nigel Uno's weaknesses. That's a start."

"Yea, but not the whole Moon Base."

The unnamed girl twirled a long lock of hair as she was gushing over Naruto. "Maybe he can take us to the Moon Base. You know, since he worked there. He should know the ins and outs."

"Yea, but I think that they know about the module already.", Naruto says. "Besides, they kinda hate me there. And...I don't wanna be near Naruto."

The unnamed girl kisses Naruto on the cheek and holds on to his hand. "You'll help us, right? Those KND scumbags are damn garbage when it came to you."

David nods. "You're our family now."

Naruto looks over the five children who were looking at him with false smiles, which Naruto would never had recognize, and Father, who was all-pitch black again. Naruto wasn't sure if he should tag along with them. He couldn't even go to his own adopted PARENTS' home, let alone beg Father to keep him. Naruto shook his head and hugs Father and the Delightful Children. He can't turn back now. He was in too deep. He can't go back to Konoha; he can't go back to his adopted parents. And he was damn sure that he can't go back to the Moon Base. He was pretty sure that not only Fannie, but Rachel and Nigel, mostly Nigel, would be highly pissed off at him as well. Naruto closes his eyes and asks Father if he could have a minute to himself. Father nods as he shows him to a single bedroom. Naruto thanks Father as he sits on the naked bed, burying his face with his hands as he thought about how his whole life was crumbling before him. Naruto didn't mean to make such a big deal; he just wanted a friend. Just one friend would've been nice, but all of his friends stabbed him in the back. Including Nigel, the one he thought he could trust. He lays on his back and sighs, but quickly sat up as there was a knock on the door, making Naruto sigh a breath of relief. He almost thought he was going to get arrested. He opens it to see the unnamed girl, who stood on her toes to kiss him on the lips. Naruto stood back a bit and looks her in the eyes. She smiles at him as she wraps her arms around her neck, his hands holding on to her hips as they kissed again but she quickly gets off of him when they heard the stairs. She shyly smiles as she goes into her room while Bruce looks at the both of them with confusion but shakes his head as he goes into his room. Naruto goes into his new room, embarrassed and in love. But, what about Kuki? And Cree? Naw. Cree was too old for him. And Wally can have Kuki. He was in love with the unnamed girl (who I should give a name BTW). Naruto later asks Bruce how old were they. Bruce said fifteen but questioned why did he need to know this information. Naruto told him that he was just curious. He also wanted to know how they ended up with Father, but he knew that Bruce already hated him, so he kept his mouth shut, closing the door behind him as he drifts off into his daydreams. When he was about to fall asleep, his beeper goes off. The orange and black beeper Nigel gave when he decided to join him to work for the Moon Base. Which was a mistake, on Naruto's part. When he saw Nigel's name on the Caller ID, he wanted to ignore it but he knew he shouldn't want to. Though, he knew Nigel was going to be on his dick about stealing the code module, but he didn't care. He rolls his eyes as he answers it.

"If you're going to bitch me-"

"Why you do it then?"

"Because to teach YOU a lesson!"

"Some lesson!"

"Who CARES what you think! You guys all hate me so what's the point?"

"Dude, you didn't have to do this! Fannie's already got all of the former sectors together to hunt you down. Give it up."

"And run back to your puny ass squadron? HA! No damn way! I'm better off with Father."

"Fa-"

Naruto hangs up before Nigel got to say anything else. He was done with everything and everyone else. Now it's time to make a name for himself by himself.