YOU COMPLETE ARSE RONALD WEASLEY!

by GRYFFINDOR123456

Ron runs away. When he returns, Hermione shouts the title of the story at him. Some months later, it's the battle of Hogwarts. Fred dies. Harry and Hermione get cursed. Based on JacobApple's Harmony and the memory

3. Rescue and Arses

Chapter 3: Rescue and Arses

"What the bloody hell were you thinking, Harry?" asked Ron, as he heaved Harry out of the lake.

Harry shrugged. "Go on. Kill the Horcrux."

Ron shuddered. He shut his eyes. He stabbed it.

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"YOU COMPLETE ARSE RONALD WEASLEY!" cried Hermione, punching Ron in the face continuosly. "YOU COME BACK AFTER WEEKS, AND YOU SAY 'HEY'?"

"OW, Hermione, gerroff me, you dumb idiot."

"Harry Potter, where is my wand. HARRY POTTER! GIVE ME MY WAND!"

Harry last saw Hermione this angry when they were 3rd years when she punched Draco Malfoy in the face for taunting Hagrid.

Harry smirked.

"DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ME, HARRY POTTER, YOU DUMB BASTARD!" yelled Hermione

"She is the shittiest person I met. Like first-year, eh?" asked Ron.

Harry shrugged. "I kissed her while you were away," mumbled Harry.