Disclaimer: I do not own Shameless or Naruto
ALSO: This story is a Naruto /Shameless fic so quite obviously there is going to be explicit language and possible smut later on.

I don't not own either Naruto or Shameless if I somehow did Naruto would've killed Sasuke instead of that gay bromance shit they did but anyways enjoy.

Chapter 3

This is what you missed last week on Shameless: Dad's missing.
"How the hell did I end up in Canada?!" Frank asked as he looked around in confusion.

"Frank needs a wake-up call, before he wrecks all your lives." Steve said all knowingly which made Naruto only shake his head.

"You left him there? You get him back." Fiona stated quite annoyed with her boyfriend who she was planning braking up with.

"You must be joking. You're fucking him? Frank.

Frank enters the bar and pretends to buy everyone a drink since it's disability day, meaning he got his disability check. Both Kevin and Naruto asks how he was still getting the checks. After talking about how to trick the people from the government Frank asks why the bar is packed. It was caused because people were laid off at the Chrysler plant. This piece of information causes Frank to start a rant about working and it is only stopped when he sees how little money his change is, due to the bar tab from the previous month.

Kevin gathers everyone and announces that The Alibi Room now has a new TV. Everybody puts a money in a fireman helmet to contribute for the money spent on it, when Frank enters the bar.

While nobody's watching he pours himself a beer. Everyone is busy staring at the new TV when Eddie Jackson turns around to start a fight with

Frank, because his son, Ian, was given oral sex by his daughter, Karen.

Eddie then leaves and Frank sits in the middle of the room with a bleeding nose, drinking his beer, nobody really looking at him. Kevin is seen shutting down and re-opening the alibi.

It kinda felt forever with the blond in the Gallagher's household. The blond stood at 6"2 inches and was wearing a Jean jacket and black pants with combat boots.

The blond was coming back from the rounds he was serving at the alibi and last night was even worse. Why you ask because apparently Frank tired to play friends with Karen's dad Eddie who in Naruto's is extremely just religious.

After Frank return from Canada he was complaining to Eddie about the family. Which only made the blond shake his head.

Later in the afternoon

When Naruto came to the front of the house, he noticed Steve's expensive car sitting out front and rolled her eyes. Clearly, the man had not gotten the message that Fiona was still more than pissed off at him for the whole Canada fiasco.

"Back for more abuse," quipped a voice from behind her. As Naruto turned to see Lip addressing Steve, obviously unimpressed. "You're like a boomerang."

"Yeah, no, I lost a bet to Ian on the Islanders game," explained Steve. "Need to see what tickets he wants me to get him."

"And we live in the 1700s where telephones haven't been invented yet so of course, you couldn't just call," spoke Fiona sarcastically.

"Not when I knew you were dying to see me." Naruto mentally scoffed at Steve's nerve.

Her attention snapped to the stairs when she heard Ian come down.

"Yo, you got my tickets?" Ian asked Steve.

"Yeah what game? Philly on the 12th or Edmonton on the 27th."

"Oh, Oilers definitely!" Piped up,Ian agreed.

"That's a good choice! The Flyers are fags." Naruto iinwardly cringed at Kev's poor choice of words. He noticed Lip's eyes spring up from his bowl of cereal and look straight at Ian. Ian however, showed no signs of discomfort.

"Goddamn, it," cursed Fiona holding a piece of paper. "The gas bill's late. No wonder it's freezing in here."

Then Naruto saw that Ian was looking at him like the world was coming to an end. So he decided to get up and Ian did the same. "What's up brotha something got ya spoked up." The blond said all knowingly.

Ian looked at his brother all but blond and spoke up "Mandy Milkovich tried to hook up with me last night." Naruto's eyes grew wide and her mouth dropped.

"Why?" The blond looked a little bit jealous because him and Mandy use to go out but she was a bit of a spazz. They still talk and hang and smoke but the most sexually thing she ever done to the blond was give him a blow job.

"The other day, Mr. Bancroft put his boner in front of Mandy's face so I put my bag out so that he would fall over." Naruto visibly shuddered as he thought of the sleazy prick that was Mr. Bancroft.

He had done the same thing to his ex girlfriend the 3 years before. The blond had then decided to take matters into his own hands.

The blond after a stern 'talking to', the teacher- and his penis- never once dared to look in his ex direction again.

"What a hero," joked the the blond said as he playfully shoved Ian's arm. He didn't seem to find it amusing.

"Yeah and now she has some sort of crush on me. She came to see me at work last night and even stayed to walk me home.

Then she tried to give me a blowjob but I refused and she ran out crying, and now I'm kind of freaking out." It was silent between them for a few moments before Naruto could on sighed.

"Well, you're fucked and honestly even if you don't like girls her bjs are the best ."The blond said as he shaked his head in amusement and disappointment.

Ian could only shake his head as he gave the blond the finger. "Naruto!" Cried Ian as he held his hands up in defense.

"Mandy is definitely going to tell her brothers. You need to be careful, Ian." His brother sighed and nodded his head.

"I know, that's what I'm afraid of." Naruto laid a comforting hand on his shoulder and gave him what he hoped was a reassuring smile.

The two headed back into the kitchen and sat down at the table. Naruto sat down on the left of Ian and made him a bowl of ceral.

"Hey Kev, can you pass a toast?" The man handed the blond one as Naruto dug into his Ceral. Naruto normally wouldn't eat at the Gallaghers but today she had skipped breakfast to talk to Ian. Technically Naruto has a place but he gave it to one of his baby mamas.

Said boy set his elbows on the table- his hands clenched together- and breathed out.

"I think I can see my breath," he grimaced.

"We need $587 or they won't turn the gas back on," informed Fiona. Lip, who was sitting across from Naruto , turned and spoke.

"I'm taking the PSATs for some Polish kid over on Ridgedale. He's supposed to give me like a hundred bucks." It had always amazed Naruto how smart Lip was but he was a Gallagher so he was bound to fuck up sometime soon.

His careless, don't-give-a-damn attitude always made her forget how intelligent he really was. Even in their shared trig and physics class, he tended to not speak unless he disagreed with something the teacher or one of the other students said.

"I saw online that we could get an extra $200 a month from the state if we say Carl's retarded." Naruto stifled a laugh at Debbie's suggestion; Carl not helping by acting strangely.

"I get paid Friday," said Ian to which Fiona nodded.

The blond looked at the gas bill and looked at the brunette and said "I mean Fiona, I can drop some cash if y'all guys really need it.

The brunette could only shake her head at the blond as she gave him a kiss on the cheek and looked back at him. "Thanks Naru but we wil figure something out."she looked at piece and stubborn which was one of the reasons why the blond liked the brunette young women.

"Okay, I'll figure out the rest." The woman then looked at the clock before quickly ushering them out of their seats. "School, let's go. Everyone out!"

Before Naruto was going to head out he saw that it was Tony at the door with Flowers in his hand."Hi.
he stated to the brunette.

" Hey ,I see you got the flowers."

"Yep.

"They're beautiful." She said as she had smelled the flowers.

"I had a really good time last night." Tony stated as he was trying to come inside the house to kiss her but she moved her face only for him to kiss her cheek.

"Me, too." Fiona said trying to get the cop to leave.

" I like you, Fiona."

"Thanks, Tony."Fiona only twisted her hair as she did so enjoy getting the flowers from the cop. Oh poor small minded Tony the blond could only watch in amusement.

"I've waited a long time for last night to happen.
Last night was my first time." Tony stated as Naruto could only hold in his laughter.

"First time? You mean first time with me? The brunette asked in wonder and confusion.

" No, first time ever. The cop stated as he looked a bit embarrassed about it.

"But you've been with other girls. everyone in the house asked.

"Not in that way. The cop said as he was blushing in embarrassment from all the questions.

"Tony, are you saying you were Virgin?! The brunette asked with her eyebrows raised.

"Yep." With that the cop left the house clearly embraced.

"Holy shit! You popped his cherry

And how was the 30 seconds of bliss? Both Kev and Naruto couldn't contain their laughter as they high five each other.

"He actually lasted a while.
Fiona said after closing the door.

"Did he cry after? They both asked the brunette.

" Oh, leave him alone. Fiona said as she was now clearly annoyed on how childish they were both being.

Later

The blond decided to take a brake from working at the bar this morning so he could check to make sure nothing bad happens at Ians job. It was a good thing that the blond went with his gut feeling.

It was a good thing he did at Kash & Grab to see Ian when he noticed three men stepping out of the store.

"Yo, just the Gallagher I wanted to see!" Yelled one of them after spotting her. The blondvisibly stiffened at the sight of the boy but tried his best to come off nonchalant.

Mickey Milkovich advanced on him, flanked by two of his brothers. Naruto tried to fight back a cringe at the sight him; his eyes and nose feeling assaulted. The boy came up to him and Naruto did his best to keep staring him in the eyes.

"Where's your brother , Ian, huh?" Narutoshrugged, pretending to be bored.

"How am I supposed to know and I thought that we were cool ?"

Mickey let out a quiet chuckle and rubbed his fingers against his mouth in frustration.

"You see,blonde . That little ginger-pubed bastard attacked my sister, so we need to make him pay. You get me?" He cracked his knuckles in his face to further explain.

"And you seriously believe that Ian would do something like that?" Laughed Naruto , crossing his arms over his chest. "Please, Ian wouldn't touch Mandy with a ten-foot pole. He knows better than to mess around with a walking STD."

Soon Naruto found himself on the floor as he was pushed down by Mickey.

"You better watch your fucking mouth, your lucky that I can't do anything to you since you treated Mandy right." Mickey only walked away with his goons as Naruto slowly got up as he counted his blessings.

Later

Lip Lip walked in, looking like complete shit.

"Jesus Christ," said Naruto , astonished. "You look terrible."

The boy had blood everywhere and even with his hood up, she could see that his nose was broken. Lip gave Naruto a smirk as he could only smile.

Veronica rushed over to him and carefully grabbed his face to observe his wounds.

With a curse, she pulled him into the kitchen and sat him down at the table as Naruto curiously followed. She had no doubt his injuries were also from Mickey.

V stopped by the fridge before pulling out a bag of frozen peas and placing it on Lip's shoulder; the cold helping to alleviate the pain slightly.

Frank- who was already in the kitchen- gave them a confused look before turning back to Lip and Veronica.

Naruto watch as he saw V give Lip a tampon for his nose.

"Nothing sucks blood up better than a tampon," explained Veronica as she continued her observations.

"The nose is the most commonly broken bone in boys between the ages of 13 and 25."

"That's fascinating, but who's the old dude?" Questioned Lip. Naruto had briefly wondered the same thing when she came in but was in too much pain to ask.

"It's not a dude, it's your Aunt Ginger," answered Frank, taking a swig from his bottle. Naruto looked at the man- who was so clearly a man- and shook his head.

"Nope. That's a dude." Even Lip also couldn't help but notice that he looked slightly familiar.

"What, the one that owns the house?" Asked Lip again and Frank nodded.

"That's right. Ginger! Say hello to your nephew." The man in the corner just looked plain confused and Naruto wondered where Frank had even found this guy. Fiona turned to her father with a tired sigh.

"Dad, stop."

"Why is he trying to pass off Mr. Perry as Aunt Ginger?" Wondered Lip curiously.

"Social Security wants to talk to Ginger and he's too lazy to get the real one." Naruto snorted, not surprised at all.

"That's kind of retardedly brilliant," praised Lip.

"Thank you."

"Or brilliantly retarded," said Fiona

"Thank you," replied Frank, unfazed.

"How are we gonna get Ginger?" Spoke Fiona to Frank. The man stumbled with his words.

"She's dead."

"What?" Fiona stated confused and was having mix feelings about her now dead aunt.

"Who's dead?" Questioned Debbie.

"Aunt Ginger," answered Lip.

"No!" Cried the young girl.

"Debs, you never met her," stated Lip softly.

"And now I never will!" Naruto stood up from his seat before moving to wrap an arm around Debbie's shoulders.

As Frank and Fiona went back and forth over Ginger's death.

"What are we gonna do now?" Pondered Fiona causing Veronica looked up from the table, an idea lighting up her eyes.

"Well..."

Naruto made his way through the retirement home, Veronica and the others trailing behind him.

So apparently, the great plan was to steal an old person for a little while to pretend to be Aunt Ginger before quickly returning her.

He heard Veronica rattling off information about each of elderly woman as they stepped into the next room.

As soon as they found an old lady they returned home where Ian was there with no scratches or anything.

So honestly I wasn't really expecting my story to turn heads and now I'm really working hard to keep it consistent with the chapters and make them more longer.

Also tell me who I should add to the small harem

So far it's just Fiona and the baby mama who I'm gonna introduce sometime later on if I actually continue this story. But leave me tips and ideas to make this story much more enjoyable. I'm down for ideas and any criticism or chances please give me good feedback because I'm trying to practice to write scripts.

But til then see ya next time