HEEYEYYYY GUYS!

It's me again! Back with a little insight into the Christmas festivities of Akatsuki! (Though set a year before chap 14)

(This is literally me just starved for writing and wanting to give you guys a little gift for my delays)

Also! Ill be reading review replies to this and chapter 14 in the ACTUAL chapter 15, so look forward to that!

Without further adeu~ I hope you guys don't hate this XD

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"So-Taichou!" Was the shout of glee that awoke the sleeping 16 year old.

With a mild grunt of annoyance he cracked an eyelid partially open and stared at the entrance to his room, where a gleeful Sayuri stood. The teenage Wolf-spirit/Devil hybrid practically skipping over to the awakening red head. The movements and loud giggles awakening the black cat curled up next to one of his legs, its brilliant gold eyes soon glaring at Sayuri with the hatred of a thousand Sasuke's.

"So-Taichouuuuuuu! Wake uppppp! Its Christmas!" She moaned in annoyance while grabbing one of his arms and playfully tugging.

Lazily ripping his arm out of the girls grip, he moved it over to his bedside table and slapped the top of it limply a few times; groaning tiredly in annoyance when he didn't get a satisfactory result. Finally though, he hit the right part and a holographic display of the time appeared above the table. Purple eyes moved from the floating numbers to his still grinning Knight.

"Its also 6:30 in the morning" He drawled with a deadpan gaze.

"Yep! Now get up you lazy-bum!"

"I'd rather burn" He said in annoyance while trying to fall back asleep, Kuroka sauntering up the bed in her cat form and curling up on his chest.

"Aw! Even your cat's trying to protect you~ Too bad!" She turned to the door and cupped her mouth "Operation: Jingle Hell!~"

The teen King had barely a second for his half-asleep mind to register those words before the door burst open. In a cacophony of noise, entered Tsunade, and Erza. The blonde haired girl was blowing into a party streamer while banging on a vertical drum attached to her stomach. The red haired ex-Demon on the other hand was loudly banging two symbols together. Finally, the silver haired ring-leader of all this had pulled out a trumpet and started playing it loudly directly next to Naruto's ear.

With a strangled yelp, the teen jumped while accidently moving to the left, not only sending Kuroka into the air but also causing him to shoot off the bed and roll along the ground after hitting the corner of his springy mattress. As his ears stopped ringing, the sound of titters and giggles entered his ears. Sitting up, the King saw his Knight, Bishop, and Pawn x2 nearly doubled over on themselves trying to withhold their laughter; though Erza seemed slightly less amused than the other two.

"Alright, I'm up. I'm up" He grunted while standing up, revealing his slightly scarred but also ripped abdomen to the three girls who began to openly stare and drool lightly.

"Master, you seem very annoyed. Sayuri-san and Tsunade-san told me that this was a common tradition among Devils but I didn't realize you found it aggravating. Forgive me" Erza apologized while bowing.

Naruto, meanwhile, turned his head with an almost audible cracking sound towards the two girls in question. The two teens, despite their best efforts, could feel a nervous sweat beginning to break-out.

"So, this is a tradition among Devils, huh?"

"My Wolf-spirit heritage lets me see the future and sometimes I get confused?" Sayuri weakly offered while trying to futilely hide the trumpet behind her back.

The red heads mind began to whirl and grind with ideas for payback and revenge. Though after barely a moment, he found that the best solution, was also the easiest and most efficient.

"yeaaaaah, no. Erza, they lied to you so that you would join them in this little prank" The satisfaction at seeing Tsunade and Sayuri pale was both grand and deserving, in Naruto's own, humble opinion.

"You…tricked me? Into playing a prank on Master Naruto?" Erza whispered while settling a glare on the two.

"eh heh. No?" And with her two cents added, Tsunade took off down the hallway, Sayuri hot on her tail with Erza chasing the two while maniacally swinging a sword around.

Feeling a soft, furry creature winding its way around his legs; Naruto looked down to stare at Kuroka.

"You're not going to be able to fall asleep again. Are you?" She questioned humorously.

The 16 year old let out a loud exhale and faceplanted onto his bed, as if to prove her wrong.

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Unfortunately for Naruto though, Kuroka had been correct. And so, the teen found himself walking into the kitchen in pajama pants and a loose singlet not even a full 10 minutes later, looking like he hadn't slept in days.

"Oh! Naruto-sama! You're awake!" Natsumi said happily from in front of the stove, wearing a simple combination of short shorts, a loose button-up shirt and an apron over the top.

Looking around, he noticed that, other than Natsumi, there was also Esdeath, Saeko, Rossweisse and Erza. Sayuri and Tsunade were tied up and gagged in the corner furthest from the Christmas tree. Nodding to Natsumi, as if to prove that he was indeed awake, he wordlessly moved over slightly so that Esdeath could sit next to him on the chair. The icy-blue haired teen made her way over sleepily and plopped down next to him, instantly leaning on him and sighing in relief as her paler than usual skin slowly began to tone. See, as Esdeath grew stronger, so too did her Yuka-Onna powers effect her body. So when it was especially cold at night (Like it had been, if the heavy snow outside was any indication) she often woke up in a state similar to this. She had often been compared to a lizard when Tsunade explained it, and though the ice user took offense to the comparison, it was apt.

"I'm sorry Master Naruto. I should have realized they were pulling a trick on me" Erza apologized while bowing.

"So that was that maou-awful sound that woke me up" Rossweisse grumbled, with Saeko nodding in agreement.

"It's fine Erza, at least now you know" He said, finishing with a yawn.

"Don't fall asleep just yet, Naruto-sama~ Cause breakfast is ready" Natsumi announced while walking in with multiple plates balanced along her arms.

As she walked around and gave each member of the Peerage their breakfast, she smiled and wished them a Merry Christmas. Once she reached Naruto, he waited for her to place the plate down before looking up at her when she didn't with a confused expression.

"Not until you do as the apron says~" She says in a sing-song voice, showing off her good mood.

Panning his eyes down to the apron, he deadpanned at the words written in sparkly pink on the white fabric.

Kiss the Chef

With a good natured and dramatic sigh and roll of his eyes, he leant up as she leant down and kissed her briefly before smiling thankfully as she placed the food down in front of him. After giving Esdeath her food and sitting down with a plate herself, they all began eating in comfortable silence. The silence was then broken by the muffled yells of the two girls in the corner, who were looking at the food hopefully. Looking at the table of girls the young King let a teasing smile adorn his features.

"So, who reckons we should wait until Midnight to open presents?"

Immediately all the girls at the table nodded with faux-serious expressions and breakfast continued, this time accompanied by the anime-style tears of Tsunade and Sayuri.

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SOOOOOOO

Did you guys enjoy this Omake/OVA chapter? I hope you did.

If you didn't, though. I wont be surprised XD

I legitimately wrote this in like an hour and didn't even have my beta-reader look through this first (So that I could actually get it out on Christmas….well, Christmas-eve).

Anyway! I hope this tides you over long enough for chapter 15 and I miss all of you guys so god-dang much!

(p.s. I made a discord, so if you guys want to join it and yell at me for being lazy, feel free)

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Adios!