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Friday was amazing, he got to sit next to Holly Hills and her cute friends, Rowley got to squeeze in and he was the envy of all the boys.
But that was nothing compared to Saturday, as promised Holly was greeted with a limousine in front of her house, much to her family shock and when they got to Mall, he showed her what it meant to be dating a Leblanc.
He brought her expensive clothes, expensive makeup, expensive jewellery, expensive shoes and they ate at a restaurant that was not that god awful Corny's Family-Style Restaurant.
Holly loved being treated to an adult restaurant, the fact that he was dressed so expensively really helped them get in.
He flashed his card and gave the restaurant his name so that they would know him if he ever came back.
He was at home when he got notifications from Holly who had posted pictures and videos of their date and showed off all the things he had brought for her.
That night, he got messages from Holly's hot friends on whether they could hang out with him.
After imagining it, he didn't see any reason not.
However on Sunday, instead of heading to Church, Robby took him to the Airport.
"Are we going on a Holiday?" He said.
"We're here to pick up somebody," said Robby and then they walked to a gate where a plane that came back from Paris just docked.
Greg froze when he saw two teens who were dressed like they had come back from the beach and they looked like him but with more luxuriously curly hair like the woman he saw.
No way.
"Dad!" Both of them said wheeling their suitcases towards them.
And then they noticed him.
"Is that our little brother?" Said the one on the left.
"Aston. Lion. This is your little brother" said Robby. "Crash, these are your two older twin brothers"
They both stared, and Greg was expecting a repeat of Rodrick, however, he was in for a shock.
"Cool, little dude," said Aston.
"Bump the fist, little dude," said Lion.
Greg was stunned before he bumped both of their fists with a smile.
"Its Church right, now?" Said Lion.
"We can go home," said Robby.
"Nah. It's fine." Said, Aston. "We got suits and we can change in the car"
"Well, then let's go to Church," said Robby and then they got in, Crash was allowed to sit next to his dad and he watched as both teens took off their clothes in the back seat.
Both of them revealed amazing six-packs and toned muscles from what Greg could see and then both of them got into black suits like him but they clearly wore it better.
They got to church and all of them walked out, the door was open so they just walked right in.
Never in all of Greg's life had he seen so many girls turn only to blush bright red.
They sat on the row opposite the Heffleys and Greg realised that this was the first time he had seen them, since the day he found out he wasn't a Heffley.
All of them stared at him.
He stared back.
Well, this was awkward.
"Bubby!" Said Manny.
Oh, my God.
Greg turned away, not giving any reaction to that name and hoping nobody narrowed it down to him.
"I want to sit next to Bubby!" Said Manny.
Greg ignored him and opened his bible to read, but then he noticed his brothers were using their phones to read online and his dad was too.
Greg dumped the bible and for the first time, he was on his phone in Church.
And.
It.
Was.
Amazing.
Manny, who always had toys and colouring books, was the envy to the rest of the family.
But now Greg didn't have to follow those rules that only benefited Manny, so not only did he read from the online bible, he also played games on silent mode in between bible reading.
Greg ignored Rodrick envious look and he ignored the disapproving glance from his former mother.
They weren't his problem anymore and his family was cool.
And then they got to the preaching, he was tapped on his shoulder and looked to see his brother on the left give him the most mischievous look he had ever seen before handing him tiny wireless earphones.
What in? Was communicated to him.
He nodded and turned the music up but not blasting loud.
To the outside world, he had never been so attentive to the preacher before, he nodded while he listened to his favourite band and listened to a clip from his favourite show.
His dad most likely knew what was up, but he didn't say anything and when the offering came, the man gave them all money and each of them put in a 50 dollar bill, before doing the closing prayer.
Greg didn't even know, church had finished until he was tapped on the shoulder once again.
For the first time, he enjoyed Church and turned around to meet Holly and her family's gaze.
"Hey, Holly," he said, not knowing two faces were sliding upwards from behind him.
She blushed.
"Ooh, so that's the kind of girl you like," said Aston and Greg almost jumped out of his skin.
"My name is Lion and this is my twin brother Aston. Were his older brothers," said Lion. "And I can see why he likes you. Your older sister is so fine"
He looked at Hollys older sister, who blushed when they made eye contact.
"Dude, don't do this again," said Aston. "Don't you have like a girl every week?"
It looks like Lion was quite the player.
"Yes, but I never dated anybody this fine." Said Lion, not caring that he was doing it in front of her parents.
Holly sister blushed more, apparently, she liked the type of guy her parents would disapprove of.
Aston rolled his eyes and said. "Anyway, it nice to meet you. Our dad probably calling us"
And then he dragged both of his brothers away and met up with their dad who was talking to the Reverend.
But as they got closer they realized the man was actually been held hostage by the Reverend.
Apparently, his very expensive attire and well-groomed appearance was reeking of money and the man wanted to gain some relationship with him.
Robby looked so relieved when his kids showed up.
"Thank you but I have to take my sons home. They just came from the airport and they need to rest" he said smiling before almost teleporting with his kids out the door.
"Anyway kids, let's go have some Sunday lunch," he said.
Sunday lunch, Leblanc style?
"Woohoo!" All three of them said.
The Heffley stared at them from across the parking lot.
They were getting Sunday lunch too but it would be at the family-friendly Corny's Family-Style Restaurant.
You didn't have to be a genius to realise the Leblancs were going to a restaurant where there was an actual standard for hygiene.
They were probably going to have roasted chicken and crab cakes.
And when they drove off, Robby did take them to a nice restaurant and they had a nice Sunday lunch for the first time with Greg.
And Greg did not care that at the same moment, his past family were having an awful time in their family-style restaurant.
The woman of the house refused to pay for a nicer place even though they had the money.
It was because of these moments, Greg was glad he was no longer related to such people.
When the bill was paid, the LeBlanc's headed home and the servants were so happy to see his brothers, that it shocked Greg.
The servants unloaded their suitcases and things and the boys unpacked their stuff in the rooms near his own.
As they unpacked Greg, got to see a little bit more of their personality's so that he can tell them apart.
However, Greg found out that they were both borders of their mother's stuff.
"Hey, Crash what do you think about this hat?" said Aston, getting out a top hat with a black bow to the side.
"Mom said you should stay away from her closest," he said.
"Eh?" Both of them said, blinking owlishly and then they acted like he just shot them.
"Our mom got to his first." Said Lion.
"He's already being corrupted," said Aston.
Greg sweatdropped.
His new brothers certainly weren't Rodrick.
"I'm calling your mother to tell her, you're back," said Robby walking casually through the doorway.
When Robby saw them again, all of them had settled on playing video games in Greg's room and Greg seems to really enjoy having siblings who were into it too.
After all, nobody but Greg played video games in the Heffley household so it got lonely playing single player for so many years.
"Dinner is ready," said their head butler.
They paused the game and went to the dining room.
"Alright, haven't had home food in some time," said Lion.
They all sat down and the food was presented to them.
Homemade spaghetti with sauce, vegetables and prime rib.
Greg took a picture and posted it online knowing full well his past family would see it.
And they did.
They too were having dinner but they were forced to scoff down the woman of the house latest healthy food when they got the notification.
The picture was of Greg grinning, with his thumb up beside his meal for the day, followed by a video of him eating it.
Rodrick went to get up and leave but sat down when he saw his mom looking his way.
Why can't he be the one who was swapped at birth and not Greg?
The next day, Greg found himself riding to school with his brothers in their car.
It was a monster truck.
They picked up Holly who was shocked at this new change.
"Hello," said Lion fixing the mirror to look at Holly older sister in the driveway, his brother nudged him and he finally sped away.
Reluctantly.
They drove off to the school and parked in front of the school, and of course, people turned to look.
Aston got out and opened the passenger door, both of them got out of the dream male vehicle.
"See, you after school to pick up your friends," said Aston before getting in and the vehicle drove off.
Both of them headed to their college.
The college they went to was number one in the district and both of them were pulling straight A's and were part of the popular crowd.
Of course, Greg was hassled about who they were from the students and he told them they were his older twin brothers who came back from Paris because of work experience.
To him, it felt so good to blow people away by how amazing his family was.
When school got out, Greg found himself taking Holly, her friends and their boyfriends with him back home.
He did extend an offer to Rowley, but the boy had something to do with his parents that afternoon so he couldn't skip it.
They got into the nice monster truck and headed home where Holly and every kid he brought with him were shocked to see his house.
And before he even uttered a word a bunch of kids were snapping and posting online.
They all chilled at the outdoor pool and had the servants make them drinks while they swam or tanned.
And he was in cool swimming trunks this time and not those embarrassing speedos his other mom gave him.
He was surrounded by cute girls and popular guys, at his personal pool.
He had dreamt of this moment for such a long time and now it was happening.
But then the guys and him began to notice, the girls seemed to be disappearing one by one.
When Holly disappeared, the guys and him went to investigate and found out the girls hadn't gone far at all and we're actually looking through the fence that leads to the basketball yard.
But it was what was on other side, that draws the girls attention.
On the other side, we're both of his brothers, Lion and Aston and they were going one on one with each other on a basketball court.
Shirtless.
Toned muscle met toned muscle.
Six-pack met six-pack in a bid to knock the other over.
Every girl was peeking and Greg could see the boys who came along go red.
Greg himself was sure he was going red too.
Both of the guys took a break, wiped some sweat and drenched themselves with water.
And that's when the guys noticed their eyes.
"Oh, hi Crash and Crashes friends," said Lion, waving at them.
All of them said nothing.
"Dude, why does it feel like we stole a bunch of guys girls?" Said Aston, they were very familiar with this feeling.
"Maybe, some hot teen girls just discovered us online?" Said Lion.
They both walked back into the house.
Still shirtless.
When they were gone, all the girls turned to the boys.
And it would be a lie if Greg and the other guys didn't try flexing right there and then.
But it was impossible to bridge that magical 6-year gap in male Puberty.
The girls looked disappointed.
Greg only comfort was that unlike Rodrick, he was pretty sure the two boys wouldn't encourage Holly to dump him, just to spite him.
His new brothers were so much better than his other brothers.
They were even going out for ice cream later, but his mind still had thoughts of them lolling him into a false sense of security and then revealing their true colours in the worst way possible.
He knew that was Rodrick style.
But he was sure his brothers would wait for him to stop expecting that from them.
They had waited for him for 12 years after all.
And scene!