Sup homies!

…okay I promise I'll stop.

Real talk. Guys, I don't want to do this. But as I was going through my reviews and talking to a friend, we realized a pattern (One which he had apparently noticed a while ago -_-). So, incase any of you don't know, I have been getting an exorbitant amount of flames for a few months now. And my friend has pointed out that 90% of Guest reviews now are flames. So I've decided to disable Guest reviews on all chaps going forward. I apologise to any guests wanting to give actual criticism or praise, I mean none of this to you.

Also, for those Canon Purists who don't like original content or characters. Please fuck off. This isn't Canon, this will never be Canon. If you want to read Canon. Then go read Canon.

And my last point. When I began writing fanfictions. I never expected any of them to blow up like this one has. So thank you all so much. But, please, for the love of God, understand that I can only write 2000-5000 word long chaps. I stop when I believe it's a natural stopping point. And I'm doing this for free, mind you. Im not obligated to do anything for any of you. So at least try to be understanding instead of spewing shit at my. Pls.

Okay, my rant is over now.

Onto the review replies!

Incursio456: Amazing name btw. I'm glad that you felt the way about the cliffhanger that you did. Means I did it well XD And im sorry to say, but apart from a few chaps. They're all gonna be about 2K

Kyle Vitorria: Ab-so-lutely!...in another two weeks. Sorry!

Arrow3ss: That is indeed the case!

The Great Dullahan: It really is! I swear to god its not a joke! WHY WASTE SUCH A COOL NAME ON A DISH THAT USES CAT!?

Kyunin9: I promise to try and avoid that! And the all-out war? Likely after the Excalibur arc. The Great Three meeting will likely be when it kickstarts.

Dragonkeeper10: Ikr! The personality was basically crafted to be his 'human persona'. But he uses it when he wants to fuck with people~

ThePhenoix11: Then fuck off (I apologise. But the amount of flames I get are ludicrous)

Deepthoughts42:Because that's the amount I can usually write in 1-2 days. I don't want to add what I see as pointless padding to chapters and I get impatient as well. If I tried to reach the word limit of my early chaps. Chapters would likely take much longer to get out. And when chapters take a while to come out. I also get slammed. And when I finish a chap, I usually begin work on the next chap for either DS or another story as well. Also im in my final year of highschool.

Drums4life: No. I agree. It wasn't. But if Canon purists are gonna attack me. Then they can suffer. Also I enjoy cliffhangers.

Crimson1red1flame: OMG THANK YOU TO THE HEAVENS (or Hell. If we're in DxD *giggles*) AND BACK! You honestly have no idea how happy I am to see an actual constructive criticism and not a flame. I'm glad you're enjoying the story, characters, etc.. But thank you for pointing out the thing about the details. I promise to try and rectify that in future chaps.

And done!

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"You…" Riser seethed, his whole body shaking in rage as he stared down at the teen grinning at him "What are you doing here?" He growled out.

"Killing two birds with one stone." Naruto said airily while waving his hand around "So if you'd mind moving a little to the left? Mean's I don't have to move as much to throw it." The villainous grin returned.

"What are you doing here?" He tilted his head back and saw Koneko glaring bloody murder at the cat around his neck.

"My cat? Surely you don't mind my bringing my pet along?"

"Don't play games-"

"Koneko-chan. What's wrong?" Rias asked in concern, taking a step towards her Rook.

"Right there." She pointed at Kuroka, the cat staring back at her "I can feel it. That's my sister. That's Kuroka."

"What!?"

A bright light filled the room and when it subsided, one of Natsumi's ears flicked in annoyance as she saw Kuroka sitting on Naruto's left leg and hugging him in an almost teasingly possessive manner.

"Hiya sis, nya" Almost instantly everybody other than Issei, Asia and Grayfia had attacks prepared and/or aimed at Kuroka and Naruto.

"Everybody calm down." Naruto spoke calmly "She is under the protection of the Uzumaki Clan and has been serving a reasonable sentence for her past crimes" Nobody moved, Koneko looking even more prepared to attack than before "Bloody hell. That means lower your Magic Circles" He enunciated clearly.

"Disarm yourselves." Grayfia ordered, almost instantly the room soon went back to a level of normalcy.

"First you crash this important meeting. Then you bring a criminal here. Who do you think you are?" Riser sneered while leering down at Naruto.

"The person who wants to turn you into a bloody pulp so badly I can feel the blood pumping through my hands?~"

"You insolent little shit!" Riser snapped "You think you could stand up to me? When I have the power of the Phenex?"

"Clear reliance on Clan abilities above all others." Naruto tilted his head back once more to stare at a glaring Rias "You sure you can't make it work? You two are actually pretty similar." Rias growled and Naruto clicked his tongue while tilting his head forward again "Ah, that is true. Riser is at least three trash levels above you. Clearly out of your league." Rias' glare narrowed even further.

"Hey! You bastard!" Kuroka turned and rolled her eyes at the brown-haired teen glaring passionately at Naruto, said teen lazily turning his head to stare down the Pawn.

"My parents very much were married when they had me. Riser though…." Naruto quipped in return.

"Don't play with me you bastard! Who the hell are you!? Why do you keep making fun of Buchou!?" Issei swung his arm to the side while glaring.

"Cause it's fun. And she deserves it." Naruto answered with a shrug, getting a small smile from Natsumi.

"Bastarrrrddddd!" In a flash of red light, a red gauntlet covered the teens arm and he dashed forwards.

Crack!

Issei slid to a stop about half a meter from the couch, said piece of furniture now buried slightly into the cracked and cratered wooden floor of Rias' office. The teens face frozen in fear as he trembled on the spot. Everyone other than the Uzumaki peerage, Riser and Grayfia were in similar positions.

With his head hanging back off the couch and an orange aura visible around Naruto, he lazily stared at the frozen Pawn who had tried to attack him moments earlier.

"You know. When Odin used this same technique against me, I was much younger. I stood up against twice this amount of Magic Pressure." Naruto drawled before rolling his purple eyes to stare at his shivering sister "Rias. I suggest you call off your poodle before he suddenly finds himself missing some vital aspects of his physiology."

Stuck somewhere between white hot rage and being terrified, she managed to lift her arm and point at him.

"You can't threaten me or my Peerage."

"Oh. I very much can~ After all. As a Clan heiress yourself, you should know the repercussions for attacking a Clan Head"

"Clan Head?" Naruto tilted his head forward once more to face Riser "And what clan could that possibly be? After all, like you said, my dear bride is the heiress of the Gremory clan~"

"Naruto-sama is the head of the Uzumaki clan." Grayfia said politely before hearing a growl from Naruto.

"I can speak for myself." Grayfia blinked in confusion and hurt at the venom in his words and in the glare he shot her "But yes. I am the Clan Head of the Uzumaki clan"

"You can't just create a Clan." Rias began haughtily "Every clan needs their own magic symbol. And do you really expect us to believe you-"

With a pulse of magic a Magic Circle whirled to life over one of Naruto's hands, showing the burnt orange colour and the whirlpool symbol displayed in the middle of the spell.

"How did you-"

"And to think you're always praised for being smart" Naruto scoffed while dispelling the Magic Circle "You know how our Magic works right? How its based on this thing you don't have, called imagination."

"Ara, ara. I don't think you should be making fun of Rias so much~ You might be shocked at what happens~" Akeno said as tiny trails of lightning arced off her.

"I'm terrified. No, no really. I am" Naruto deadpanned "Regardless. I'll use small words so the happy bride and groom-to-be can follow along properly." Their Peerages growled in warning "Devil Magic. Based on mind. Brain power is limit. Can do anything if smart enough." He easily brushed off the various levels of KI "But what that means dear sister is that…"

Suddenly Naruto's Magic Circle sprung to life again before the burnt orange flickered to a fiery orange, the symbol in the middle now the one of the Phenex clan. Shocked looks where all situated on the floating and slowly spinning circle as he then switched it to the Gremory symbol and it colour faded to a dark red.

"You…You can use my clan's spells!? I'll murder you for this insolence" Riser growled as the heat of the room suddenly spiked.

"Keep your panties on KFC." Naruto said while dispelling the Magic Circle. "I can't use clan abilities or anything. Though, looking at you and Rias, not really sure I'm missing out on anything"

"Grrrrrrrr" Raiser growled in anger and snapped his fingers.

From out of Raiser's Peerage, a blue haired girl wielding a staff shot forward. Rushing for Naruto, and by extension the cat girl still hugging him. She got all of five steps before a series of bright blue flames shot towards her and created three rings around her body, entrapping her and causing her to fall over and slide along the cracked and dented floor. Riser raised his blue eyes to stare at the blonde haired Kitsune smiling innocently in his direction.

"Why are you even here Naruto?" Rias asked sternly, getting him to turn to her.

"Not out of the goodness of my heart. Believe you-me. Well, I suppose it sort of is. But not for you. More out of the goodness of my heart for others that asked I do this" Issei tilted his head to the side and slumped in confusion. The question mark almost visible over his head "If it was up to me. I wouldn't butt in at all. Let you get married to the fried prick. You suffer, I get to enjoy the end result. Win-win in my opinion." He shrugged while an unapologetic expression flitted over his face "Though I do suppose your saving grace came once again in the Bael's."

"Once again?..."

"Ugh. The Power of Destruction. Rias, sweetie, it's certainly a pleasure having you around. Gives me mocking material after all. But do try to keep up. If your head starts hurting just let me know and I'll get some Advil for you. Kay?~" Naruto stood up, Kuroka sliding deftly off his lap and onto her feet.

Once again Rias turned red in anger and shook her fists while spluttering, stomping her foot slightly in an attempt to reign her anger in to keep her 'regal and poised' look and aura that she prided herself on.

"But as I was saying before, I was all for sitting back and watching this shitshow commence on its own. Some popcorn here and there and maybe some soft drink(1) thrown in as well. But our dear cousin brought up the most marvelous point. I could ruin this entire thing!" He spread his arms out wide.

't-pose to establish dominance' Kuroka thought with a slight snicker.

"Because as much as I hate you Rias, and trust me, I hate you a lot. There's only one, maybe two or three, people who I hate more. And guess who's the blonde asshole sitting at the top of that list?~" He very slowly and dramatically tilted his head in Riser's direction "Cause you see. Doing this. Ruining this wedding. It's definitely a double whammy. But it hurts no one more than Riser." The weaker Devils in the room outright shivered at the malicious intent in the Phenex's name.

"Heh. Hah. HAHAHAHA!" Riser began to laugh arrogantly while bending over slightly "You...hehehe...you think you have the power to do something? You are nobody!"

Naruto merely checked over his nails for a moment, lightly polishing them on his vest before placing both his hands in his pockets.

"I, Naruto Uzumaki, Clan Head of the Uzumaki Clan. Hereby declare Raiser Phenex unfit to marry Rias Gremory" Silence.

"You- What!?" Raiser hissed in shock and anger "What do you expect that to do? Magically stop the wedding?" He scoffed.

"Under what grounds?" Grayfia asked, getting shocked looks from Raiser and Rias.

"His strength is inefficient and thus will lead to weak offspring and/or widowing of Bride Rias Gremory" Naruto very obviously looked displeased to be talking to Grayfia, but knew it was necessary.

"Those are sufficient grounds. Groom Raiser Phenex. Do you wish to challenge this claim?"

"Of fucking course I do!" Raiser growled in fury.

"How does the challenger propose to settle this claim?" Her grey eyes turned back to Naruto.

"Why, a Rating Game of course~ Raiser's Peerage vs Mine~" Naruto's magic spiked again and he turned to Raiser.

Within moments the two Kings were face to face and glaring down each other. Their magic rising as Naruto gave a bloodthirsty grin.

"This is acceptable. The Rating game will take place in one week. Now both of you power down."

The two flares of Magic died down and Naruto took a step back, his grin even more bloodthirsty than before and his eyes glowing an ominous purple.

"Lets see how well your regeneration works when I get a piece of you~ Tahta~" And with that said, Naruto and his Peerage disappeared from existence.

"Congratulations my lovely bride~" Raiser said after a moment to compose himself "You get front row seats to me crushing your delinquent brother into the dirt~"

And for the first time in close to 8 years. Rias found herself siding with her brother and hoping to see him succeed.

"I'll be cheering him on as he rips you limb-from-limb."

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AAAAND DONE!

(1): Soft drinks are soda's for you American folks xP

Hope you enjoyed this chap. Its finally happened! I hope the wait/hype was paid off XD

I don't think I've asked this before. SOOOOOO

Who's your fav DxD girl and why?

With that said and done.

Adios!