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I would like to thank all of you SO MUCH for the sheer positivity of your feedback. I'm so glad that you enjoyed the rating game!

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ONTO THE REVIEW REPLIES!

Calderoneric758: Well I hope you and everyone with similar thought processes enjoy this chap!~

Yano Uzumaki: My muse for that scene xP

SonNaru98: Equal to Sairaorg

Tropic (guest): Its possible. I do enjoy their looks. Though I wouldn't hold my breath on that

Yugi the Godfather of Games: Exactly! Naruto finally got to show exactly how outclassed Raiser was.

Emperor Wan Athers: Oh that? As far as I remember that was a joke about how much she could swallow in one gulp XD

Vongola Ninja: Hmmm. I'm very glad you enjoyed the chap. But about creating a Sacred Gear. That depends on what you would and wouldn't classify as one~

ImGoingForAWalk: You, sir/madam. Are a goddamn fucking genius. Thank you for this brilliant idea.

Djflemse: Thanks for noticing! I actually put a surprising amount of thought into this rating game.

DiscordedShados: That sounds like a brilliant idea! But- Why the waffle golem- how would- I don't- WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE!?

DONE WITH THE REVIEW REPLIES!

Now that, that is done. There is only one thing left to say.

ONTO "EVERYBODY FINDS OUT ABOUT NARUTO'S AWESOMENESS" the chapter!

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(Five minutes before the start of the Rating Game)

"Serafall…What are you doing?" Sirzechs asked with a confused tone as he watched his fellow Maou running around like a headless chicken.

"I'm making sure I'm prepared!" She answered like it was the most obvious thing in the world "Naru-tan is gonna destroy him! I wanna make sure I don't have to leave my seat once!"

"Lady Leviathan, you are a Maou. Please act like it" Grayfia admonished her from besides Sirzechs, fulfilling her duty as his Queen.

"But I am acting like it. Isn't Satan meant to enjoy the pain of others?" She replied flippantly before vaulting the chair and siting down in her cushioned 'throne'.

Grayfia felt a small gear pop out of place inside her head as her entire train of thought derailed while trying to process Serafall's reply. It was only centuries of self-control that kept her from sputtering like a child and keeping her facial features neutral. Though, as Serafall began to suck down a jumbo-sized cup of Coke, there was a twinkle in the Maou's purple eyes that gave her the thought that even that wasn't enough to hide her surprise from the diminutive girl.

Sirzechs couldn't help the sweat drop at the mountain of food and drinks stacked around Serafall's chair.

'She must have increased her training regimen again. I haven't seen her with so much food since we returned home for those two months during the war..' he thought, inevitably bringing him to thoughts of his ex-wife who stood beside him to keep up appearances.

He looked back at the silver haired woman and couldn't help the miniscule flinch that wracked his body when she refused to look back at him. He logically knows that they were now divorced for a reason, but that doesn't help him to emotionally understand and come to terms with that fact.

"It's starting!" Serafall squealed like an excited child as she bounced in her seat, catching the divorced couples attention as they look at the large screen before them.

"An explosive start, a good strategy against an arrogant opponent." Sirzechs surmised as the group split apart.

"Ooooh! A water spell! What's it do?" Serafall asked excitedly while leaning forward, munching on a handful of popcorn.

"You can tell through a recording?" Grayfia asked curiously.

"Of course I can!" Serafall scoffed "I may specialize in ice, but I was still born a Sitri."

Then the spell was fired from the three Akatsuki members.

"Go Naru-tan! Kick his butt!"

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"I truly do hope that Naruto can pull out a win" Lady Phenex said while rolling a closed, hand-sized battle fan between her fingers.

"You would wish against our own Heir like that? We do want this marriage with the Gremory's to go forward" Lord Phenex said placatingly.

"You want it to go through. And don't act like you don't think Riser needs some humility as well!"

"Be that as it may. I still don't see how he could get around the Phenex regeneration."

"Let's hope he finds some way around it. I'd rather that poor Gremory Heiress not be anchored down to our youngest son."

Whatever Lord Phenex was going to say, and he was going to say something; she could see his mouth opening through the blonde hair currently hanging over her right eye, was cut off by the start of the Rating Game and the explosive start that the Uzumaki Peerage began with. A soft hum of approval leaving the pretty and plump lips of Lady Phenex as a slight smile stretched them.

"If nothing else, he definitely inherited his parents combined intellect~" Lady Phenex tittered to herself.

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Rias felt a swell of anger as she watched her precious clubhouse fold in on itself like a ruined house of cards. Sure, she was glad that Riser could no longer prance about one of the few places that was immensely special to her and claim it all belonged to him. But watching Naruto, Natsumi, and Kuroka destroy it without even blinking an eye set off some hidden switch in her head, sending anger through her veins even as relief travelled those same routes. She instead tried to distract herself from her anger by enjoying her betrothed's fury once the dust cloud subsided and rocks and mortar stopped raining from the sky.

She made sure that her hand was petting Koneko's head softly whenever Kuroka was shown, as the loli was teetering on the urge of attacking the holographic screen whenever her older sister appeared through one of the camera feeds.

"Ara ara~" Akeno purred while watching the feed of Sayuri and Saeko attacking Raiser "I do have to say, watching such gruesome combat is certainly exciting~ Oh how I would love to be there~" Her cheeks began to heat up as thoughts of sadism filled her mind.

"I honestly hoped that he wouldn't be this stupid." Rias grumbled as she watched the assault "Even if he can't hurt them right now, Riser is still a Phenex. There is no getting around their regeneration. Even we couldn't get around it if we tried." Rias said, getting a wave of grumbles from her Peerage.

Asia found herself looking over as the sound of quiet sobs reached her ears. Her emerald green eyes were met with the sight of Issei furiously rubbing his eyes while tears flowed down his cheeks.

"Um…Issei-san?" She asked hesitantly, wondering why he was crying for no reason.

"It's not fair! Both of those jerks have harems filled with such hot babes! And that red haired one's harem has such busty babes too!" Everyone in the room couldn't help but deadpan and sweat drop at the 'crisis' that Issei was having.

"That 'red haired one' is Buchou's brother" Kiba supplied helpfully.

"Really?" Issei asked in genuine surprise "Oh right! He did call Buchou his sister when he crashed that meeting!"

Rias just sighed and hung her head as her singular Pawns mental inadequacies were once again given the limelight. Repeating the mantra "he has a Longinus" in her head like she was Asia praying to God. She eventually looked back up at the screen as the one of the views switched to another camera.

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Kunou giggled and cheered while jumping around her mother's desk as they watched the broadcast of Naruto's Rating Game from her office. Yasaka was somewhere between giggling at her daughters excitement and trying to focus on the strategy and spectacle playing out in front of her.

"Did you see Big Brother?" Kunou asked her mother excitedly "Him and Aunt Natsumi and that pretty kitty lady were like Vrrrrr-" She created a very tiny fireball which travelled all of three centimeters before disappearing in a tiny shower of sparks, pretending to slide back like Naruto, Natsumi and Kuroka had "And then all the water fell on that big meanie!"

"Excited?" Yasaka asked, knowing that her daughter only acted so hyper when she couldn't control her excitement.

"Of course!"

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"They're doing well" Odin commented, focusing the most on Rossweisse and how she handled the Phenex girl.

"I can see. Rossweisse has definitely grown stronger, I remember that she could barely swing her sword that fast before leaving, let alone do such intricate maneuvers" A very mature and curvy Valkyrie said from besides Odin.

"And those movements highlight her- agh!" Odin cried as the Valkyrie smacked him over the head.

"Do behave yourself Lord Odin. She is 1/1000th your age."

"My own Head Valkyrie striking me. You need to go through behavior correcting training!"

"I am not allowing you to spank me while giggling like a fool."

Odin pouted comically and crossed his arms with a pout, focusing on the screen again with a loud 'harrumph'. Despite his perverted comments and actions, he could indeed see that improvements that Rossweisse had undergone. Far easier and more in-depth than the woman besides him as well. That wasn't to say that his Head Valkyrie was unskilled or daft, or anything else of that sort. But when you had been alive for thousands of years. When you watched and fought those blasted Silver Wings and Demons during their prime. You simply had skills and experience that nothing else could really give you.

Even as he pouted and slouched like a child within his luxurious throne, he caught notice of the way that the Phenex girl reacted to Rossweisse's blade, a gift that all Valkyrie received. He knew intimately what happened to a Phenex when they were injured. He knew what it looked like when a Phenex was injured. And while the girls flames were certainly working as intended, one couldn't really ignore the inches deep cuts and gouges that healed in mere moments after all, they seemed….off.

(When he would, a few minutes later, hear Naruto's mumblings on the possible reasoning. He would laugh himself hoarse and fall out of his throne)

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"She's…..strong" Issei gulped as they watched the sheer destruction caused by Tsunade's 'Ultra Punch'.

He wasn't the only one that was intimidated though. Every member of Rias' Peerage suddenly felt clammy and restricted as the camera's switched to another view to show what essentially amounted to a small ravine caused by the force of her punch.

Issei suddenly felt the need to cross his legs and cover his privates. Because he had been punched in the nuts before. Pretty damned hard too. But he had a feeling that she could and would obliterate them completely.

'Note to self, don't piss her off.' He thought, his twisted and broken self-preservation instincts finally turned on for but a few moments before falling into a deep slumber once more.

They watched as Tsunade and Esdeath then made their way over to Riser and began to assist in the dismembering and general harming of the arrogant Heir. Rias rolling her eyes once more and getting a cheerful, yet sadistic, giggle and smile from Akeno.

"So many limbs flying around. Oh if only more blood was spilt~" Akeno cooed while watching the screen, her thighs rubbing together while a bright blush colored her cheeks.

"They're just wasting their time. Like I said, this is nothing to a Phenex. So while they tire he'll just be able to wipe them out once he can gain some ground." She held her hands up in a 'what-can-you-do' gesture while shaking her head.

"U-uhhh. R-Rias-san"

"Yes, Asia?"

"Aren't the Phenex's still mortal? Surely they would have a limit right? A-all mortals do."

"Sure they have a limit. If you have a holy weapon or holy magic. Asia, Phenex's have a regeneration so strong that even some of the weakest members teeter on the edge of immortality. Sure, they may be mortal. But they're as close to immortal as anyone could possibly get"

"Oh look, Naruto is on his way to Riser." Kiba commented idly, switching everyone's attention to the screen.

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"No. No, no, no, no. No."

"But why not?~ They would be cute together." Lady Phenex said with a happy smile and placing her palms together while slanting them to the right side of her face.

"Our daughter is not going to marry him." Lord Phenex said gruffly.

"But he was so sweet to her."

"He is a commoner from an Extra Clan."

"He's definitely strong." She pointed out.

"He's making the Phenex House look pathetic!" Lord Phenex spat angrily while watching the teen dismantle their son.

"He would help give us favorable standing with other races and factions." She pointed out diplomatically.

"Doubtful."

"He has a Valkyrie in his peerage, that means Odin must favor him."

"Correlation does not equal causation" Lord Phenex huffed in annoyance.

"That may be true. But given your own experiences in acquiring a Valkyrie. I'd say the evidence is quite telling."

"You swore not to bring that up again."

"Of course. My apologies dear~" She said, acting the perfect part of the submissive wife.

They were silent for a moment as they watched the end of the rating game, Lord Phenex scowling at the hologram as he watched his youngest son get slammed into the ground. Disliking that he was losing and in such a violent manner.

'Does he not understand the royalty of the House of Phenex? That stupid brat!' He roared in his head while clutching the arms of his chair tightly, easily denting them.

'Certainly strong. Fairly kind-hearted as well from what I've seen. Though he already has two bishops, so a piece trade is next to impossible. Perhaps if I traded a spare piece to Riser and then made a deal with him?' Lady Phenex thought while spinning the small battle fan between her slender fingers once more.

"He can use Egyptian magic." She pointed out simply.

"I am not allowing him to sully our Phenex blood." He snarled in anger.

"Of course. I understand." Yet even as those words left her lips, a piece of paper floated through an artificial draft above their heads and carried a note to a servant by the doorway without Lord Phenex ever noticing.

With a slight fumble and trying to be as silent as possible, he opened the note and read its contents.

'Excuse yourself and head to Riser's infirmary room and let him know that I wish to discuss something with him. Also try and establish some form of contact with the Uzumaki house that I will also be able to utilize.

-Lady Phenex'

With nary a word, the servant left the room. Unnoticed by Lord Phenex as he began to rant to his wife about how poor of a showing Riser put on. Especially frustrated that he lost of all things.

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"Rias. Riiaassss. Hello?" Akeno asked as her Master stared at the ceiling without blinking.

"I think….she's broken." Koneko mumbled while grabbing another candy from the table.

"Rias-sama?" Asia asked worriedly while walking over, hesitantly waving a hand over her face.

Everyone watched as she continued to stare at the ceiling with wide, unblinking eyes. Her pupils hazy and her mouth slightly open. Both definitive signs that she had finally been broken by watching her longest antagonist be curb-stomped by the one person who she would sooner curse to eternal-damnation than compliment. And he had done the one task that even if she wished she could do, always secretly knew that it would be impossible to do.

"He beat Riser." She mumbled, catching everyone's attention.

"He did." Koneko said simply.

"But-But how!?" Rias asked while flailing her arms up "Phenex's literally can't run out of stamina and can heal from nearly anything. It doesn't make sense!"

"A-Ano, Rias-sama. N-Naruto-san explained why, d-didn't he?"

"I know but- That would mean- Dammit no!" She roared while jumping to her feet and flailing her arms downwards.

"Rias?" Akeno asks, a worried expression on her face as she gently reaches out.

"No! I'm not wrong! I'm not wrong! He used a holy item or artifact somehow! That's the only way he beat Raiser!"

"Buchou. Calm down. No one said you were wrong." Kiba said, getting to his feet and raising his hands placatingly.

"Nobody had to say anything. I can't be wrong about Raiser's invulnerability-"

"Why not?" Issei asked, immensely confused.

"Because that makes Naruto right! And if he can be right about this, what else can he be right about? What can I be wrong about?" Issei, froze. Unsure how to continue or handle the situation.

"Buchou-"

"I'm not a monster!" She screamed, a wave of malevolent red magic flowing out of her and causing everyone to dive for cover.

"No one said you were." Akeno said as she dropped her shield "Let's just calm down. I heard the manga store you like is having a sale, let's go visit?"

"Y-yes. Okay, okay. Right, let's go." She said, taking a shuddering breath as she does so before walking out with everyone else following with shared, nervous/confused, glances.

"Is it Buchou-s time of- Hwuuuaa!" With a crack of displaced air, Koneko punched Issei right in the solar plexus and sent him flying out the window.

"Go die."

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"YEAH! Go Naru-tan!" Serafall cheered while watching Raiser have his head smashed into the ground for the final time.

"I don't believe it…" Sirzechs muttered in shock, sitting limply in his seat and staring wide-eyed and slack-jawed at the hologram.

"This is…surprising." Grayfia said, trying to overcome her own shock at the display she had just witnessed.

She had always known of Naruto's animosity towards Raiser, a trait apparently shared by most of the Gremory household, but she was just now realizing that she had never realized how much animosity there was. Naruto had always had a habit of stacking odds in his favor as quickly as possible, but she had never seen him do so in such a ruthless, yet efficient manner.

If Grayfia was being honest, she felt like she was watching a completely different person controlling Naruto's body during the rating game. But she knew that, that was not the case. What she had seen was merely just Naruto expressing years of pent-up anger in a legally and no-holds barred contest of strength, speed and power. Suddenly she couldn't stop thinking about how angry he must have been, be? She honestly had no idea if he had released all of his anger and stress in that match, and that worried her.

Sirzechs looked over at Serafall and noticed that the entire mountain of food and drinks had been nearly completely finished in the short time that the rating game had been going on.

'No, seriously. Where does it all go!?' He mentally asked.

"You knew he was going to win didn't you?" He asks his fellow Maou accusatorially.

"Of course!" Serafall chirped happily.

Well, if nothing else, Sirzechs could say that he was certainly happy to see some of what his brother truly had to offer. Made him feel better now that he knew he could handle almost any threat that came his way.

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"So that's why so many of the lower-class Demons were having trouble with the Akatsuki. Their leader is certainly formidable." Tobirama murmured to himself as he shut off the high-jacked broadcast of the Rating Game.

He closed his eyes and leant back in his seat as he ran through all of the abilities that he had seen, coming up with counters or nullifications for them all. Hearing the door open and the shuffling of feet joined to the clinking of metal armour, he cracked a red eye open and looked towards the door.

"Report."

"We have still yet to find them sir. They must have a way to track when someone is looking for them."

"I was his student for 72 years Commander. I know that both him and his wife are lousy sensors, even with advanced techniques. No, you simply haven't been looking in the right spots. But that does not surprise me. An Arch-General and General would undoubtedly know the best places to stay hidden. Try the 32nd Sector next." Tobirama ordered while forming a small, swirling, ball of water in his palm which he began to manipulate into complex shapes.

"Of course!" With that, the Commander left. Leaving Tobirama in his office by himself.

"First the Akatsuki and now you and your wife. I'd be tempted to think you were related somehow…" The water then morphed into an imitation of a tri-pronged throwing knife with complex patterns etched into the otherwise smooth handle "But neither of you will stop me. I will destroy the Akatsuki, and then you…..Yellow Flash."

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Dun Dun DUNNNNNNNNN

ALL DONE BUCKO'S!

How'd you enjoy the twist at the end?~ heheheheheheheehehhe.

I don't have much to say here except for one more thing.
Would you guys participate if I made a fanart comp? Could be anything from any of my fanfics. Both on here and on ao3 (Plasma_Assassin).

If enough of you guys say yes. I'll put out a temp authors note detailed the rules and everything xP

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