The key for keeping promises is to keep them by a bare minimum. I wish I could have gotten this sooner, though.
Disclaimer: I do not own warriors. This is why I am communist.
January 17th, 1953. West Berlin.
Chapter 9 - Snowfur, Ultimate Detective:
Bluefur's POV:
Ugh… Why does school have to be such a bore…
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FYI, There are 62 numbers on the chalkboard. It might be useful, you never know.
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"And here is your math homework. This is due tomorrow." Said our teacher, giving out some worksheets.
Ding Ding Ding!
"Finally!" I thought, "Now I can finally go home!"
"All right guys. Have a good and safe night." Our teacher spoke, speed walking out of the room as if we were the reincarnation of the devil.
I walked to my stupid girly pink backpack with my books, and put my homework in it.
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Wait, Stupid girly...
"Hey, Snowfur." Thistleclaw advanced, "Do you want to hang out after school?"
(- -) [Ah, that's where my brain was going]
"Sorry, I have plans." Snowfur kindly refused.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Fuzzypelt and a couple of other nosey boys obnoxiously bursted out from the other side of the room.
"Shut up, Guys." Thistleclaw demanded, somewhat embarrassed.
"You can't your girlfriend to even to hang out with you!" Fuzzypelt wheezed through laughs.
"At least I can talk to girls!" Thistleclaw responded.
Fuzzypelt, still having bursts of laughter walked up to Thistleclaw and whispered something in his ears, and Thistleclaw suddenly got angry and said, "Take that back."
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Fuzzypelt moved into Thistleclaw's ear and blew into it.
(- -); [At this point, I thought everybody would be immune to it. Wasn't this the Advanced class?]
"EAT MOUSE-DUNG FUZZYPELT!" Thistleclaw said, waving his clenched fist, and chasing Fuzzypelt.
"WHY WOULD I WANT TO EAT YOU?!" Fuzzypelt joked as he leaped over the desk.
Kids these days
(- -) [I guess Thrushpelt was a bit wise] *Reference to chapter 5
"WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE!" Our teacher shrieked.
They stopped moving, and turned to face our teacher obediently. (But not before Fuzzypelt slid a desk between him and Thistleclaw, with a screech, nonetheless.)
"He accused me of not being able to talk to girls!" Fuzzypelt blamed.
"He said my sister would gladly talk to him any day of the weak!" Thistleclaw glared, and then turned to face Rosetail, "But that's not true, IS IT?!"
Rosetail pondered for a moment. I wonder what was going on in her head?
Rosetail's POV:
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Bluefur's POV:
Rosetail looked down at her feet and murmured something.
"What?" Thistleclaw looked shocked.
"Maybe." she said.
(-) [Say sike right now]
Logically, this would make sense? I mean, She was cuddling up with Fuzzypelt a month or so ago, but was that all it took for her to moon over him? I don't think so, and by judging on the look of Fuzzypelt's face, he didn't either.
"Why did you hook up with my best friend?!" Thistleclaw yelled, looking betrayed.
"If you can hook up with one of my best friends, why can't I?" Rosetail responded, defensively.
Thistleclaw open his mouth but nothing came out.
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He eventually just walked out of the room.
Fuzzypelt smug look told me that he was going to say, "Suck It!", as Thistleclaw left.
Fuzzypelt waited until Thistleclaw left, and groveled to Rosetail.
"God Save the Queen." He repeated.
(00) [Not what I had in mind, but sure]
"She's Canadian, not British." Thrushpelt commentated.
"God Save the Prime Minister."
- Afternoon -
I knocked on the door, and my Dad opened it. "How was your day, Bluefur?"
"Comical." I replied nonchalantly.
"Comical as in laughable, or funny?" Dad inquired
"Funny, then." I answered, staring at the living room.
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"Okay." My dad, disappointed, stepped out of the doorway.
I walked in and threw my backpack on the couch, and the doorbell rang.
"Snowfur, the door is clearly open." I said, exasperated.
"It's polite to ring the doorbell." She answered.
"Don't go all Rosetail on me." I rolled my eyes.
"Where's dad?" My sister asked, changing the subject.
"In the kitchen, I think." I responded, not interested.
"Hey dad!
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Sorry." Snowfur whispered.
"What was he doing?" I inquired.
"Talking on the phone."
"Kay." I answered, taking out my math homework.
6x + 7 = 25
-7 = -7
6x = 18
6x/6 = 18/6
x = 3
I scribbled down the answer, and began on the next problem.
"Bluefur! Are you going to answer the phone or not?" Dad asked.
"What?" I asked.
"Bluefur, will you get the phone? It's for you."
"Okay, Fiiiiiiiiine." I got up from my comfortable position.
"Less sass, missy!" My Dad commanded.
( - -) [Sheesh]
I picked up the phone, and Rosetail's voice came streaming out of the phone.
"Are you going to come to the base today?"
"Um.." I looked at my homework. "Maybe later…"
"Don't slack out on me now!" Rosetail demanded.
"But my homework….."
"I have the same homework you bloody moronic jelly-filled schimpity boo wanker!"
(o0) [Schimpity boo wanker?]
"Is it very important?"
"..."
"So I'm going to hang up, okay?"
"Ha! Pay up!" Fuzzypelt's muffled voice came through the speaker of the phone.
"She hasn't hung up yet!"
"Oh.."
"I'll be right there" I responded, and grabbed my bags.
"Hahahaha! Suck it!"
"You're a girl…"
"It still applies, though."
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I hung up the phone, but before I could get out the door, my sister asked, "Bluefur, where are you going?"
"To a bookstore." I waved her off.
"Can I go too?" She asked.
"Umm... No?" I said.
"Why not?!" My sister said, visibly hurt.
"Well.. I have a special person I'm going to meet."
"Ahhh. Can I come along? I just want to know. Nobody else will." My sister insisted.
I gave her a solid, "No."
"You can't keep him away from me forever." My sister told me. "If I do find him, Then I will leak it out."
"Ehh. It will be a while before you figure out who it is." I said, closing the door behind me.
"We'll see." My sister said with a wicked grin on her face.
(oo| *Pink panther music
( - -) [I am an actual spy. I know you'll be behind me. That's my literal job.]
I walked into the bookstore and waved to the cashier, who waved back.
The doorbell rang behind me, and I heard an expected, "Mousedung!"
I turned around to see a Snowfur smiling sheepishly.
"You go here too?" Snowfur asked.
"I've never seen you in my life." The cashier said.
"Mousedung." Snowfur muttered.
Just as I was about to scold her about stalking me to the bookstore, Rosetail and Fuzzypelt walked out of the bathrooms.
"Hey, Bluefur are you going t-" Fuzzypelt managed until Rosetail clamped a hand over his mouth.
"Hello Snowfur!" Rosetail said, nervously.
"Hello." Snowfur said back.
I turn my eyes back to Snowfur and opened my mouth, but the doorbell rang, and Thrushpelt came through the door.
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Thrushpelt, noticing our Mexican standoff, just slowly walked out.
As soon as he left, I began to rant.
"Listen, Snowfur. You have a unnecessary obsession of trying to prove you self right. You even stalk me to a bookstore to try and prove that you are right and that I am wrong. What you need to learn the the ability to let go of something. If you use any measures necessary just to prove that you are right, you will get nowhere in life. You also need to learn when to stop inquiring about other people's private business. If I had a crush, and wanted to keep it confidential, then know it is not your business, and stay out of it. You also should definitely not threat to leak out information if you find it out so that you can know their private information. That is blackmail, and very rude. Even if they do not accept your "offer", and you get the information, you should not leak the information out due to spite. If there is another reason you should tell other people, then you can tell others, but people don't like it when you gossip over there private business. And you blame me of having no manners."
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"Umm.. Okay?" Snowfur responded, confused.
"Thrushpelt had the right idea." Fuzzypelt said, walking out of the book store. "Sayonara!"
"Now," I faced Rosetail, "What did you want to talk about?"
[She's Scary!] (OO )
"Actually, I need to go to the bathroom. Byyyyyyye."
With Rosetail leaving, that left me and Snowfur. And around 10 people reading staring at us 4th graders.
"Allright allright, go back reading." The cashier said, ending the tense silence.
As the crowd dispersed, I shoved my sister to the side, and walked out the door.
I caught one last thing before the door slammed:
"I will find your secret, just you wait."
See, I kept my promise! (Technically)
Fortuna- I mean, Unfortunately, This will count as your weakly chapter. (oo;) [Saved it]
Also, I just go my first Hong Kong Viewer! WHOO WHOO! *Patriotic screeching*
FYI, I am a Hong Kong descendant in Indiana, so I am super proud of this person.
Anyways, bye!
