"Hello, fellow people outside the phone screen...or any device."
"My name is Sam Puckett. Some people may call me Samantha, but if they do, they're going to meet my fist." I smiled.
"As you know from the title here... it's pretty weird. It's kind of a long story, but I guess I'll drop it down for you. *ahem* You see I broke up with my boyfriend, Jonah and then my best fri–"
"Sam, what are you doing?" Freddie walks towards me.
"What do you mean 'what am I doing'? I'm talking to people." I roll my eyes.
"Talking to who?"
"People who are reading this description." I look at him narrowing my eyes.
"Well, you're not doing a very good job."
"What do you mean?!"
"You're boring them with your boring talk." He scoffs.
"Oh, I like to see you try convincing them to read this story." I cross my arms against my chest, challenging him.
"Fine." He chuckles then pushes me out of the way, walking in front of the screen. Fucking dick! "Hey, guys! My name is Freddie Benson as you can see my face. I look sexy don't you think?"
"Get to the point, mommas boy!" I warned him.
I see him rolling his eyes. "Sorry about her, she's on her period cycle–"
"FREDDIE!"
"Anyway, Sam's ex-boyfriend, Jonah, broke up with her after five years because of his selfish act for fucking other girls. So I, her best friend in the whole wide world, offered her a really interesting request that would help her and I's situation.
"Yes, and that "offer" still continues today as we speak." I teased.
"Shut up, you're gonna spoil it." He hissed and I giggled silently. "Furthermore, she said yesto the offer and now we're trying to make the request less obvious to anyone we know."
"The request was for me to have friends with benefits with him." I joined in.
"Why did you give them the spoiler?" He glared at me.
"You were taking too long." I shrugged my shoulders.
"Okay... I see how it is." He said slowly. What the hell is wrong with him?
He picks me up and throws me over his shoulder while I screech trying to get off of him. "What the hell?! Put me down!"
"No!" He laughed.
"Put me down!" I scream while I hit his back with my clenched fists and wiggle my legs up and down in a tantrum.
"I hope you guys out there read this sexy story."
"Fredward! Put me down!"
"I don't want to."
"I'm not a freaking toy!"
"Yes, you are."
Just thought I would write a fun little alternate description for you guys. Don't worry, this is not the only chapter you'll get today.
Please pray for me that I'll get better soon because I got sick earlier this week and I feel horrible. :(