Who's Hyper 'cause they've got wendsday off!

Disclaimer: If you don't like jokes about urine, then piss off!

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Main Characters:

Bluefur

Rosetail

Fuzzypelt

Goosefeather

Mapleshade

Secondary Characters:

Thrushpelt

Whiteye

Sunstar

Crookedjaw

Plot summary:

Bluefur and the rest of Thunderclan Berlin was sent out to Cairo to sabotage the Egyptain military when Rosetail got captured. With the help of Jake, She manages to escape from her cell and make it back to Berlin. As the short war concludes, STARCLAN gives a visit to berlin. Tensions rose when Petalstar, leader of Starclan, attacked Rosetail, but all was well, and settled to be a misunderstanding; However, the Dark Forest attacks the base, killing both Adderfang and Stonepelt. And they show no signs of stopping.

October 30, 1958, W. Berlin

Chapter 30: Advantage

Crookedjaw's POV:

"Why is she here?" Willowpelt asked me. I was having a fine time chatting with her when Mapleshade came out of the blue.

"I have no clue." I said.

"Can't you stay?" Willowpelt sighed.

"We both know the answer." I patted her head.

"Very well." Willowpelt walked away.

[I guess I missed my chance]

"What are you doing here?" I asked, irate.

"It was in our agreement that you would put the Dark Forest first." Mapleshade responded.

"Can't I have a day off?" I asked.

"You've had the week off."

"..."

"So where are we going to, then." I sighed.

"I want you to scout out the Thunderclan base for me."

Bluefur's POV:

The phone rang as I sat down to do my homework. Fuzzypelt quickly grabbed the phone.

"Hello! The great Fuzzypelt is at your service!"

"…"

Fuzzypelt winked, "This is from your boyfriend, Bluefur. Tell him I fully support your intense endeavors."

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"Who is crying in the background?" Crookedjaw asked.

"What do you want me for?" I pushed the issue aside.

"Do you want me to return the favor" Crookedjaw referenced my escapade to his house, in which I beat up his parents.

[Ahh, good times]

"Nah, It's fine. So what do you want?" I moved the phone away from the wailing in the youth room.

"I would like to see the MI-6 base."

"I don't think I'm allowed to do that." I informed him.

"My superior wants to see if you're strong, I think. She might be asking if you want to be allies."

"I'll think about it."

-Next day-

Before I walked to the bathroom, the kid in the corner gave me a brief salute before flipping the page. I had two questions, one is concerning his education. The second is why was he reading the book upside down.

The bookkeeper shook his head as if he saw through my mind.

I pushed the door, but nothing happened.

[That's odd]

I slammed open the bathroom, where I was graced by an indecent Rosetail.

"Why are you actually using the toilet?!" I asked.

"Isn't this a bathroom?!" Rosetail quickly covered up herself.

"..."

"Here, permanently erase your memories." Rosetail handed me a piece of toilet paper.

I was going to throw it away when I realized there was writing on it.

Starclan is coming to observe the base. I called for them since all our members are being killed. Keep this a secret.

I crumpled it and threw it at the trash can. I gave a simple nod to Rosetail, and pushed the piece of wood into the sink.

"WAIT I'M STILL P-"

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I washed the urine off my clothes.

"That was an interesting game, Bluefur." Fuzzypelt joked.

"How much did you see?" I asked.

"Goosefeather was insistent that we install security cameras in the Girls Bathroom the other day. Said that it would be a good idea." Fuzzypelt handed me a towel.

[I will kill him]

"Before you ask, Rosetail is torturing him right now. It's a good thing he saved the video." Fuzzypelt shrugged.

"I'm sorry, please don't kill me. I'm sorry, please don't kill me.' Thrushpelt muttered, curled up in a ball in the corner.

"Think of this as a squad memory." Fuzzypelt put an arm around me and pointed to the sky.

"I still have some special yellow sauce for you."

"Hmm?"

"Hello? There's this kid at the front desk." The intercom interrupted my pummeling of a twat.

"Hello, Bluefur! I'm here." Crookedjaw seemed to take the phone.

"mghae Givem e back teh ientrcom!"

"What should I do?" The first voice said after a while.

I shrugged and went to get permission.

Crookedjaw's POV:

"Perhaps you could let me talk." I told the guy.

"Company policy." He said, taking the phone out of my hands.

"Speaking of company, I was invited to the base." I lied.

"Really?" The man raised his eyebrows.

"Yes. I'm with Starclan." I told him. I guess I had to fake my allegiance to get in.

"Ohhh. You may go then." The man nodded.

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[How was I supposed to go in...]

Just then, someone tapped me on the shoulder. I immediately flinched.

"Jeez. It's just me." Bluefur pinched my neck.

"Oh, I thought that you were someone else." She had the same uncanny ability to appear out of nowhere. It was like a little Mapleshade, except less threatening.

"I talked with my superior and he decided to let you in." Bluefur walked to the bathroom.

I followed her to the bathroom stall.

"..."

"Aren't you going to come in?" Bluefur asked.

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"I already have someone I like! I'm sorry, but I don't love you back!" I sputtered.

Bluefur looked at me with a raised eyebrow. She probably saw that I practiced that line.

"This is how you get to the base." Bluefur deadpanned. "But I am a little offended that you don't see me as a potential mate."

"Thanks." I tried to hide my embarrassment.

"Okay, Hold on to the rail." Bluefur closed the bathroom door.

I grabbed the rail. It was a bit wet.

At first glance, It seemed as if it was a familiar yellow substance.

(Hint: It would normally be found in Oakheart's bathroom floor.)

I looked around and saw the same substance in puddles. I realized it was a trap.

As Bluefur pushed in a piece of wood into the sink, I asked her about the gooey substance on the rail, and if it was disarmed.

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"Mouse-dung."

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I wiped the pee off my clothes.

Why the Thunderclan Bathroom was sprawling with it, I don't know.

I looked around at the huge space in front of me. It was the first time I've ever been there, and the place was massive. The had a huge TV at the side and a large couch. Two hallways transformed the already impressive underground cavern into a whirring labyrinth.

"How can you pay for this big of a building?" I muttered.

"I think it has to do with all the inventions we put out." Bluefur told me.

"Yup, It's all because of us!" Rosetail yelled from across the room, surprising me. I guessed that she would be here. It was just what she was eating.

"I have a friend that loves bubble tea; however…"

Rosetail was drinking the brown broth out of a bowl the size of a watermelon.

"I just finished my master plan. Now if only those perverts could die in a hole." She laid back on the couch, spilling some milk tea on it.

"What is it?" I asked.

"You'll see." She sipped on the soup of milk tea, "I just saved everybody. There's nothing to be worried about."

"Are you okay?" I asked.

"Yup."

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Fuzzypelt's POV:

So Rosetail found out that I had saw the bathroom tapes. So what is she got super angry and slapped me?

I muttered to myself as I transferred my anger into my fencing.

"It's her fault it even happened." I pushed Sunstar with my sheer frustration.

"Sunstar " Goosefeather sighed, "Let me borrow Fuzzypelt for a second."

"Sure." Sunstar put down his sword.

As I took off my armor, I asked, "What do you need me for?"

Goosefeather seemed depressed for the first time, "Just follow me."

"What for?" I asked.

"I have a feeling, so I just want you to know this." Goosefeather put his hand on my shoulder.

"Are you going to die?" I asked. This somber mood was scaring me.

"Just remember, Don't take anything for granted. Learn how to make paper maché. Always be alert. And take your chances." Goosefeather patted me on the head.

He then gave me his old overcoat, something he never took off.

"Something very good and something very bad is going to happen." He said, handing me an index card with instructions.

"Remember the time."

I looked back up, and Goosefeather disappeared.

"Goosefeather?" I called for him.

A large alarm ran off and the normally white lights turned red.

"Warning, the Dark Forest has penetrated the base. All agents assemble at the Home room."

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I repeat, the Dark Forest has penetrated the base.

I'm kind of getting burn out form this fanfic, mainly because I just got a super cool idea that I want to write about!

I guess I'm running out of ideas too, and I might have to "recharge" for a while.

No worries, I'll keep updating this fanfic untill this main plot arc is over (3-4 chapters), but I'm probably going to take a break after that.

Anyways, Thank you for reading!