Class 1-mAyday 5:00PM
Lord Explosion Murder: Ok. Listen up!
Sparky (Kaminari): ?
Katy Perry: Problem, Bakugou?
Deku: heya beauties~
Froppy: I'm guessing something to do with that?
Deku: Froppy Please stick that gorgeous tongue deep down my throat til I can't breathe!
Froppy: EXCUSE ME?!
Yaomomo: IZUKU!?
Earjacks: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL?!
Uravity: sorry for language Iida but DEKU WHAT THE FUCK?!
Tenya Iida: I can't blame you Uraraka. Now Deku please refrain from making such comments. I don't know why you of all people would say it but I hope you have something else to say now?
Deku: Yes I do
Tenya Iida: And that is?
Deku: Tenya Iid Y
Tenya Iida: aesufghbsreyp 97rfqwaeh WHAT!?
Katy Perry: I am seriously concerned now
Dark Shadow and his slave: What a truly mad banquet of darkness
Lord Explosion Murder: Well, I was trying to tell you he's been hit by a weird ass quirk. Apparently whoever is hit by it becomes as flirty as electrified mode Pikachu is dumb but he managed to SHOW you first
Alien Queen: Oh thank god so this is just a quirk? Well is there is cure?
Deku: Alien Queen Your perfect lips and perky nips~
Alien Queen: I can't decide what scares me more, that he's talking like this or that I enjoyed it
Lord Explosion Murder: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ADMIT WHILE HE'S STILL LIKE THIS – Oh….Pinky what the fuck?!
Yaomomo: This is so weird
Deku: Mmm momo
Yaomomo: oh no
Deku: momo, momo…moom, mommy!
Yaomomo: NO, NOPE, PLEASE GOD NO!
Deku: Come on, your quirk is creation right? we can create something together~ A child~
Yaomomo: well its been nice knowing you all NOW EXECUSE ME WHILE I GO FIND A ROOFTOP TO ESCAPE THIS NIGHTMARE PERMANETLY
Uravity: Can't deny that one was kinda smooth though
Deku: Hii Ocha~
Uravity: Why did I open my mouth
Deku: You know I've been wondering if you've been touching me when im not looking?
Uravity: WHAT?!
Deku: Yeah, cause I seem to be super attracted to you so I can't help but wonder what you did to my gravity~
Uravity: HSHAGHWG EXECUSE ME I NEED TO GO GIVE MISTER AIZAWAS PET ROCK A BATH RIGHT NOW!
Sparky (Kaminari): Mister Aizawa has a pet rock?
Earjacks: no moron
Sparky (Kaminari): :(
Deku: sparky Don't worry Denki, baby, I love a dumb blonde~ come on, electrify me! It could be a threesome with Sparkly~
Sparky (Kaminari): EXEHUHDUH GWU DGHUYG URARAKA WAIT IM COMING TO HELP WITH THAT ROCK!
Sparkles (Aoyoma): Sorry Mon Cheri but I am simply not interested in such an activity. Not while you're under an influence at least
Red Riot: WAIT WHAT AOYOMA?!
Sparkles (Aoyoma): We've all seen him without a shirt, I for one am not going to act like I'd pass up such a collation
Lord Explosion Murder: To answer your question, no. There is no cure, just a time limit. 24hrs. 4 have passed since he was hit, he was unconscious for two of 'em. That might mean he has an extra two hours of..this or we get lucky and those two hours count
Katy Perry: Well that's….
Tenya Iida: Frustrating
Katy Perry: I'm just going to go slurp my noodles and wait for this to be over.
Deku: Kary Perry You can slurp my noodle baby~ It's not just your left side that super hot, it all of you~
Earjacks: And now there's soba all over the dorm walls and the couch is on fire.
Deku: Aww, hopefully by the time he gets to me he learns how to swallow ;)
Earjacks: FUCKING HELL MIDIORIYA STOP HE'S CHOKING
Deku: Well can he choke on my noodle instead of those ones?~
John Cena (Hagakure): STOP! JFC Midori control your libido!
Deku: John Cena (Hagkure) well hello there, gorgeous~
John Cena (Hagakure): no…YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE ME, IM NOT VISIBLE!
Deku: You may be invisible but I can still see you riding me soon~
John Cena (Hagakure): UOYG WG IYGKHCYI VIKWHY FGEY NOPE! IM OUT!
Red Riot: Is this a dream? Please tell me it's a dream
Deku: it isn't but you are with that body Red Riot~
Red Riot: Midobro no…
Deku: And your quirk doesn't go when Aizawa erase it entirely, that little bit that stays hard, can I have a go on it?~
Red Riot: Lord Explosion Murder You know how you always threatened to kill us, please go through with it now!
Lord Explosion Murder: Nah, this is fun
Tenya Iida: I'm going to go get help!
All Might just slid into the server.
A Eraserhead has spawned in the server.
All might: Young Iida informed us there was a problem here?
Deku: DADDIES! Big Muscular one and talk dark and handsome one~
Earserhead: …Fuck. No.
Eraserhead left the server
All Might: uhh, will someone please explain why young Midoriya just said what he did?
Bakugou: Villain quirk
Walking Tape Dispenser: One that apparently turns people into Bisexual Barney Stinson's…
Deku: Walking Tape Dispenser tape me up tight and use me big boy~
Walking Tape Dispenser: awsiuhdiuawgfh
Handicapped Miles Prower: There is no way this could get worse
Midnight just spawned in the server
Handicapped Miles Prower: Oh fuck
Uravity: Oh fuck
Froppy: Oh fuck
Tenya Iida: Oh fuck
All Might: Fuck….
Kary Perry: Fuck
Midnight: Did I miss a good orgy or something?
Deku: Midnight No but we could totally start one~
Midnight: ….I like how this kid thinks :)
All Might: NEMURI NO!
Deku: YES~
Deku: Also Shoji like hentai?
Shoji: HELP
Deku: Cause we could totally try and see how much your OG name holds up baby~
Shoji: NO IM FINE THANKS!
Earjacks: This is such a shitshow, even Iida isn't getting people in trouble for language anymore
Deku: Hey Jirou~
Earjacks: …I should have just kept my mouth shut
Deku: I know where you can plug your ears in, its on my behind~
All Might: ….I have failed as a father
Katy Perry: IM SORRY WHAT?!
Alien Queen: HOLY SHIT THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH
All Might: I AM NOT HIS DAD. Not biologically anyway but I knew him before I knew you all…..I kinda just slipped into the role?
All Might: Do not tell him about this, we may never get him back from his embarrassment!
Alien Queen: Deku
Katy Perry: Uh, Ashido, are you sure that's a good idea?
Deku: Alien Queen Yes pink and pretty?
Alien Queen: I just opened my DM's so get in
Lord Explosion Murder: RACOON EYES THE FUCK?!
Iida: ASHIDO! THAT IS A TERRIBLE THING TO DO!
Alien Queen: Oh relax, I'm not gonna do anything or make him do anything….I just enjoy his style of flirting and it stops him embarrassing all of you.
Midnight: ^ This girl knows what she likes. Nice going pinky!
All Might: A teacher really shouldn't be encouraging this type of behaviour!
Ultimate Sugar Rush (Satou): I have learned things I never ever wanted to know….
Class 1-mAyday 11:37PM
Mineta: …HOW DID I MISS ALL THE GOOD STUFF?!