Class 1-mAyday, 4:00pm
Deku: besides, you're only as gay as your socks tell your mom you are
Earjacks: ….I…..
Froppy: ….
Walking Tape Dispenser: I have many questions
Lord Explosion Murder: …Zu-chan, the fuck?!
Tenya Iida: Deku that is most certainly NOT how sexuality works. I could tutor on the subject if needed. Who fed you such false information?!
Deku: HYGSERVUAWEFHBGESY
Deku: That isn't necessary Iida! I know. That was meant for someone else…it's an in-joke between me and them. Oh btw guys, seriously, sorry for yesterday. I can't believe I said all that.
Sparky (Kaminari): No prob man. It was a quirk, so no harm done! Also what the heck would a sex ed class taught by iida even be like.
Earjacks: ….This server was a bigger mistake than god making humans.
Alien Queen: Debatable. This server is a pretty big mistake…
Deku: The three biggest mistakes of all of time. Humanity is third, this server is second and Endeavour is the biggest mistake.
Tenya Iida: MIDORIYA! That is incredibly Disrespectful to Todoroki!
Katy Perry: Thank you Midoriya, that's the best thing I've read all day
Tenya Iida: Or its not…?
Katy Perry: Don't ask. All you need to know is I don't like him and because of what he just said I'll marry Midoriya on the spot if he asks
Deku: UYAFSWGSEUTYGFRYESWGF UTYDSGF T
John Cena (Hagakure): Subtle Todoroki, real subtle
Katy Perry: What? He's funny, hot, cute, strong and smart
Deku: UJEALYSITG GLY THANKYOUTODOROKIBUTHOWDOIEVENEACTIDON'TKOWIMSORRRYIMCONFUSED-
Alien Queen: SUBTLE, TODOROKI! REAL FUCKING SUBTLE!
Sparkly (Aoyoma): Ah, I did have a raison de se sentir comme si ce chat would be why Midoriya just ran into his room with such a bright rouge face
Earjacks: You're doing that on purpose aren't you? Katy Perry
Katy Perry: Perhaps
Deku: EYSGFYIESGEYSG
Katy Perry: Consider it revenge for the couch
Uravity: Todoroki doesn't hold back xD
Earjacks: As long as he's only joking about marrying my bf
Earjacks: WAIT SHIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO SEND THAT
John Cena (Hagakure): OMG!
Sparky (Kaminari): Holy crap you two are a thing?!
Deku: Earjacks I thought you were the one who didn't want to announce anything yet?!
Walking Tape Dispenser: Holy crap they're actually a thing.
Earjacks: Deku sorry, I got protective. Well no point in hiding it now. Yeah me and Midori became a couple just about a week before this chat was created. Yesterday was especially unpleasant.
Deku: Again, sorry.
Red Riot: Huh. And here I was thinking Yaoyorozu was Midobro's gf.
Yaomomo: ?! Why?!
Alien Queen: That one should be obvious. You both call each other by your first names, meanwhile me and Jirou haven't gotten near that stage yet.
Earjacks: Should've known you'd throw all subtly out the window at first opportunity you got.
Katy Perry: Wait...
Lord Explosion Murder: ZU-CHAN, WTF, HOW DO YOU GO FROM NOT NEVER SPEAKING TO A GIRL MOST YOUR LIFE TO TWO GF'S?!
Deku: uh...um...
Alien Queen: For the record I'm with him right now and I think he just shut down. Should I kiss him and see if shuts down more or wakes up?
John Cena (Hagakure): KISS HIM! ALSO OMG CONGRATS TO ALL THREE OF YOU.
Alien Queen: He has been kissed and I think his brain just ceased functioning xD
Sparkles (Aoyoma): I did not see you pass to go to his room?
Alien Queen: yeah cause you were to busy taking pics of yourself to get off to later.
Sparkles (Aoyoma): GstgzSYTAKISDKF
Iida: Alien Queen I AM HAPPY FOR YOU, JIROU AND MIDORIYA BUT THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR!
Earjacks: She's just annoyed cause Aoyoma stole a cake she was saving in the main fridge. I told her to just make room in her own but no...
Alien Queen: I NEED THAT SPACE FOR MY SODA'S
Deku: Alien Queen Sweetie we've talked about this, its almost an addiction.
Earjacks: We just want you to drink some water every now and again please? Living off soda like that isn't healthy.
Alien Queen: *Sticks tongue out* I hate when you two team up on me. Fine i'll take some out but you two are coming to my room tonight to snuggle to make up for it.
Deku: I am totally fine with this arrangement.
Earjacks: Agreed.
John Cena (Hagakure): It's just as I feared.
Froppy: ?
John Cena: The three of them are going to out-cute everyone else!
Uravity: Can we please realize the fact Deku called Ashido 'Sweetie'? Like omg too cute I can't even! Just AWW.
Alien Queen: What till you hear his reasoning for the name.
Uravity: ?
Deku: ...Because she looks like cotton candy with her skin and hair?
Froppy: Adorable.
Dark Shadows Slave: This doesn't concern me. However I do have a question.
Deku: Ok, what knowledge you craven, raven?
Froppy: Oh I like that.
Dark Shadows slave: How does your relationship work if you don't mind me asking? I wholeheartedly support you three however the only cases of a multiple people relationship I've been aware of is what i have been unfortunate enough to overhear from Mineta's room. I am confident this is not that.
Alien Queen: Definitely nothing like anything that pervert has! From what I remember from how Midori explained, it's called a Polyamorous relationship, not a polygamous one. It's pretty simple, it's just that one or multiple people in the relationship have more than one partner they also date. They love everyone equally. Ours in particular we're all dating one another because Midoriya and Jirou are both sexy and adorable
Deku: STHAUGEIDDIFEYGS
Earjacks: ASHIDO WHY?!
Alien Queen: Because as much as I love you two, I love you two being flustered even more ^-^
Deku: ...Love you too, you cruel woman
Alien Queen: :]
Earjacks: Love you two, now please never make me say it in public again.
Alien Queen: Ok sweetie. Also not sure if typo or brilliant pun.
Earjack: Yes.
Yaomomo: My heart just exploded from cute overload I think.
Uravity: Sound about right
Yaomomo: At least now im not the only one who has to put up with them being super adorable anymore.
John Cena (Hagakure):
Dark Shadows Slave: Well thank you for answering my question.
Iida: Dark Shadows Slave, Have you reported these supposed DVDs you have mentioned to Aizawa? It is against school rules to posses such item!
Dark Shadows Slave: Multiple times. He always ends up with more. I have heard weird noises and i don't mean the ones to be expected from his room. I am legitimately concerned he may be summoning some dark eldritch god of pornography on constant basis to give him DVDs
Ultimate Sugar Rush (Satou): 'Dark eldritch god of pornography'...
Deku: Sounds like Mineta's final pokemon evolution
All Might: I AM HERE! CHOOSING TO IGNORE THE LAST COUPLE OF MESSAGES SO WE CAN AVOID THE AWKWARDNESS THAT WOULD ENTAIL.
Froopy: Thats probably for the best
Deku: Uh hi All Might! Since when were you in this server?
Kaminari: ? Dude, don't you remember? Yesterday?
Deku: Oh...oh nonono no...I don't remember at all, i just got filled in by Ashido but I don't know All Might joined.
Midnight: Don't forget me~
Deku: !
Uravity: Don't worry you didn't interact much. You did scare mister Aizawa away though, he joined at the same time as All Might
Deku: Oh god...
Katy Perry: Speaking of, how did you get a link to join Midnight
Midnight: Shota gave it to me. I think he just wanted to enjoy the chaos
Walking Tape Dispenser: Yeah that sounds like him.
All Might: Young Midoriya! Ashido! Jirou! Congratulations on your relationship. I wish all three of you the best and if either of you girls hurt Midoriya you'll have me to answer to!
Alien Queen: N-noted sir
Earjacks: I-isn't it usually the girls parents who scare the boy, not the other way around?
Midnight: Dad Might gets very protective of his son. It has gone from being cute to being annoying how much he refuses to shut up about how much he's proud of Midoriya.
Deku: Drude7yfsjueyusbre
Sparky (Kaminari): No surprises on that front.
All Might: Now, you are all still teenagers and can be prone to making rash decisions
Froppy: Wait
Uravity: OMG
Earjacks: God no!
Alien Queen: Help
Deku: Oh no, he's going to do 'the talk' isn't he.
All Might: HAHAHA. Of course not, I am not qualified for that, especially not for the girls.
Deku: Oh
Alien Queen: Thank
Earjacks: God
All Might: However Aizawa and miss Midnight are!
Deku: NOOOOO
Alien Queen: I'm scared
Midnight: Oh come on girls, how bad could my class be?
Earjacks: I mean I don't want to spend 3 hours learning the intricacies of every popular fetish around.
Midnight: I want to be offended but she's got my class dead on.
Uravity: This school is so weird.
Deku: There's no getting out of this is there?
All Might: Not even slightly. Also yes this is partially revenge for when you hit me with a flying bit of junk in training by accident.
Deku: ok...then I have a request.
Midnight: ok?
Deku: I request that the entire class all have to take the lessons for if they ever end up in a relationship as well. It will be more efficient!
Alien Queen: OMG yes thank you, Midori, you're the best.
Sparky (Kaminari): Midoriya you traitor
Lord Explosion murder: Can i temporarily redact a truce because the person i have the truce with requires murdering?
Lord Explosion Murder: Wait this isn't Google.
Ultimate Sugar Rush (Satou): To think I made this cake tor you three as celebration and this is how you repay me?
Alien Queen: Satou! We're sorry, right guys?
Earjacks: Yup
Deku: I have minimal regrets but missing cake is one.
Ultimate Sugar Rush (Satou): Well I don't want it going to waste so come get it, its in the common area. However I hope every slice reminds you of how you sullied it with you treachery
Uravity: Once again, class 1-A is just super weird
Mineta: Midoriya! HOW?! How did you get TWO hot chicks?! If I knew Jirou and Mina were such kinds of girls I would have already asked.
Earjacks: Ew! Excuse me?!
Deku: Because unlike you I'm not a dick trying to stuff himself in any hole he can find to make up for the fact that I will never have anyone due to being a piece of shit not worth anyone's time. Ever insinuate anything like that about my girlfriends ever again and I will catapult you into space, I swear to god.
Sparky (Kaminari): 0.0
Earjacks: Holy
Alien Queen: Shit...