Class 1-mAyday, 10:15PM

Deku: Is it all a dream? Am I still alive? What's been done to me? Is it all a lie?

Uravity: uhhhh

Earjacks: You alright dude?

Yaomomo: Izuku?

Tenya Iida: Deku are you feeling alright?

Alien Queen: Protect the green bean! *hugs mido* who hurt you? Was it Monoma?

Deku: Life. Life hurt me.

Dark Shadow and his slave: Same

Walking Tape Dispenser: O O F

Lord Explosion Murder: ...

All Might: Did something happen recently my boy?

Deku: No. Life just spent 12 years kicking me into the dirt and then driving in a bunch of knifes for the lols.

Red Riot: Dude...

Deku: Sorry, I don't know where that came from. Everythings good now, i've got you all now, so I shouldn't be complaining. Sorry...

Earjacks: That settles it, Alien queen, to his room now. Forward march!

Alien Queen: Roger!

Sparky (Kaminari): But...she's Jirou?

Lord Explosion Murder: Not now, knock-off thor. Also fucking hell pinky is moving ridiculous fast, i just saw a pink fucking blur then she was gone.

Alien Queen: THEN I'M NOT MOVING FAST ENOUGH.

Iida: Be careful Ashido.

Froppy: Deku don't apologize, if something bad happens, no matter when, you're allowed to complain. Anyone here will listen. We're all your friends.

Deku: ...no, you're not.

Uravity: Deku?

Deku: ...You're family as far as i'm concerned. A big, crazy, insane family, but a family

Walking Tape Dispenser: Oh dude...

Todoroki: I don't know if this is the best time but I'm inclined to agree.

John Cena. (Hagakure): aww guys. Like a bunch of brothers and sisters!

Tenya Iida: I can confirm. You all drive me crazy sometimes but I care for you all. It exactly like living with a bunch of siblings.

Deku: And I'm glad for iTUDTJFDTUUDGJ-

Froppy: Midoriya?!

Deku: Sorry, Mina Here! I'm taking this ray of sunshine for myself now!

Earjacks: Oi, you're sharing with me whether you like or not.

Deku: Fine...

Earjacks: also Yaomomo I can't believe you're being a better girlfriend than us when you're not evening dating him.

Yaomomo: I'd say sorry but Its immoral to lie.

Ultimate Sugar Rush: Midoriya's sass is really rubbing off, huh.

Red Riot: Wait how is she being a better gf?

Deku: She was already here before either of us, with our man snuggled into her shoulders.

Yaomomo: guilty. I make no apologies.

Earjacks: Well he's clearly happier with all three of us here anyways rn so I can let it go.

Alien Queen: I'm just happy people are here at all.

Uravity: aww, Deku...

Deku: Wait, you have my phone?
Alien Queen: you took mine. Eye for an eye sweetie.

Deku: Oh im fine with that but i was in my back pocket. What was your hand doing back there, Midori?~

Alien Queen: GSRYDDYUGDDD That's a coincidence.

Earjacks: *doubt. Heavy, heavy doubt.*

Yaomomo: It was only there for the phone i'm sure. And you're hardly one to talk Jirou, You were never subtle as you thought when you checked her out like you JUST did.

Deku: Oh?~

Earjacks: MOMO! YOU TRAITOR.

Yaomomo: Well two on two is more fair than three on one.

Deku: Well, i think Midori would be fine with three girls on him.

Sparky (Kaminari): Ok, Midobro has officially got more game then anyone else.

Alien Queen: SGFRGDF WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!

Earjacks: Because it makes you cuter.

Yaomomo: Well, i can't fault them on that one. But i think they're forgetting their just as guilty for staring.

Deku: Seriously why are you so much better than this than us?! And whatever it is please don't stop because Midori being happy is all i need and this helps.

Midnight: OH JUST HAVE A FOURWAY ALREADY.

All Might: NEMURI!

Alien Queen: oh...i forget they were here. Now i want to die but for different reasons than before.

Deku: Sweetie...

Alien Queen: Oh well. Also...

Deku: ERUDTJFHR DRY G-

Deku: Phone = Retrieved

Alien Queen: NO FAIR. SURPISE KISSES ARE CHEATING. :(

Deku: Maybe. But im fine with cheating if it means i can kiss you.

Earjacks: Seriously you two are- gnfgd

Deku: Ha! Got you too!

Earjacks: ...wha...

Deku: Also while you're here.

Alien Queen: Aww, he's hugging Yaoyorozu. And Jirou's got the most adorable deer in headlights look rn xD

Deku: thanks for making me feel better you three.

John Cena (Hagakure): WHY ARE YOU ALL SO DAMN ADORABLE?!

Deku: because we can be. Also have you seen most of the people in this class?

Uravity: hardly competition or a lot of competition inspiring you to be extra cute?

Deku: I'll leave it up to you all :)

Walking Tape Dispenser: Well thats just plain evil...

Deku: Except about Mineta. He is like the exact opposite of competition.

Mineta: I HAVEN'T EVEN SAID ANYTHING!