Class 1-mAyday (A Chatroom fic)

by Sonnie Celanna

Midoriya and yaoyourozu decided to start a class discord server. She thinks its a great idea. He KNOWS its a disaster in the making. They call it "Class 1-mAyday" In which Midoriya is sassy, lacking a proper filter when texting but everyone loves him anyway. Iida is trying his best to hold everything together and everyone else doesn't help. (More a dumping place for ideas really)

5. Chapter 5

Class 1-mAyday, 05:15AM

Sparky: Ya ever think about what kind of villain you would be in an alternate universe if you were evil?

All Might: Young Kaminari? Do you need help? U.A can provide counselling if necessary, if you are having dark thoughts you don't understand.

Deku: 1) Not necessary All Might, that implies he thinks.

Walking Tape Dispenser: O O F!

Deku: 2) WHERE THE FRICK WAS MY OPTION FOR THAT YOU DICK!?

Iida: I…..Uh…Midoriya stop that, also why are you swearing?!

Alien Queen: He didn't get any sleep last night.

Midnight: Oh?~ I hope you remembered our lessons~

Alien Queen: UEHUSERHBUIGBEUSFGHERSG

Deku: Someone tell the walking lingerie advertisement to shut up…..

All Might: ? I have seen young Midoriya exhausted before, he never swore then.

Deku: Listen, Dad….

All Might: Yes son?

Lord Explosion Murder: JUhggfeaiugsuf EXCUSE ME THE FUCK?!

Deku: I'd just met you, and this was crazy

All Might: Izuku NO!

Deku: But I was quirkless, and desperate baby.

Uravity: What 2010 crap is this?!

Deku: Iida was a dick, at the Ex-am!

Iida: This is true but also HEY!

Alien Queen: Did I stop producing acid and start producing Acid? Because I feel like I'm on drugs rn.

Deku: He gave me his quirk, it was crazy!

Iida: What?!

Deku: God. God gave me a quirk. I couldn't think of another way to continue

Iida: ah…..

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Deku to All Might

All Might: Nice save. Also did you seriously risk the biggest secret possibly in the world for a joke?

Deku: Yes. Problem?

All Might: I should give you detention for your attitude alone but I'm weirdly proud rn? Don't do it again.

Deku: No promises, you discount super sayian

All Might: huh!?

Deku: Blonde hair, blue eyes, increased strength, speed, muscle mass ect.

All Might: I…..I….

Deku: The only way to tell the difference is one of you is the greatest fighter around, the other calls himself All Might

All Might: WHAT IS WITH YOU?! WHO HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU!?

Deku: Yes.

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Class 1-mAyday, 05:35PM

Deku: So someone asked what kind of villain I'd be?

Uravity: Oh we're going back to that?

Lord Explosion Murder: Like you could be any kind-ZU-CHAN NO! I SWEAR TO FUCK!

Deku: :)

Alien Queen: ? Wait why is there music coming from down the hall

All Might: I can hear it outside, why is it vaguely familiar

Deku: THE STORY BEGINS

Lord Explosion Murder: I WILL FUCKING COME IN THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS I SWEAR TO HIGHER HEAVEN!

Deku: WITH WHO'S GOING TO WIN, AND KNOWING THE DANGER THAT LIES WITHIN

Lord Explosion Murder: AHGYWGDYGWYUDG

Deku: A BOY AT THE ARC, A GENIUS AT HEART, WHO WANTED TO UNLOCK, THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE!

Earjacks: Wait….

Alien Queen: Is it weird this is making me suddenly more attracted to him

Froppy: Yes. Very.

Deku: I AM THE EGGMAN! THAT'S WHAT I AM! I AM THE EGGMAN! I GOT THE MASTERPLAN!

Lord Explosion Murder: Wait. :)

Walking Tape Dispenser: Bakugou using smiling emoji's is never a good sign.

Deku: I AM THE EGGMAN! THAT'S WHAT I AM! I AM THE EGGMAN! WITH THE MASTERPLAN!

Lord Explosion Murder: I found a great picture I forgot I had…..

Deku: I'm plotting my schemes wherever-KACCHAN NO!

Alien Queen: Oh hey that fit!

Katy Perry: Uh…..is this why a massive blur of green just shot way past me?

Red Riot: Ok…..So this explain why I'm watching Midobro and Bakugou fighting on the floor while Midori screams something about egg men in his face.

Alien Queen: ….I think I just fell in love with him for a second time.

Earjacks: That's a terrible reason for it…..but honestly same.

Red Riot: Uploaded Baku Vs Mido EGGGS!

All Might: As a teacher, I know I should probably put a stop to this….

Midnight: GET HIM IN THE TEETH!

All Might: HOW ARE YOU STILL EMPLOYED?!

Tenya Iida: …..This school is a shitshow….

Uravity: Le gasp!

Sparkly: :(

Froppy: We broke him….

Dark Shadow's Slave: I am feeling large quantities of pride

John Cena: Meanwhile I'm just feeling large titties, no quan involved.

Yaomomo: hyiygdrhsiyfugheryi

Yaomomo: Did you seriously just grab my breasts to say that?!

John Cena: Yes, no regrets.

Yaomomo: I…appreciate your commitment to your joke. Also stop it.

John Cena: Fine, babe.

Yaomomo: Ok now you are just trying to start rumours.

All Might: I think I understand Aizawa's temperament and lack of sleep much better now….

Sparky: I'm sorry, are we all just gonna gloss over the fact Midoriya just screamed "Eggman Smash"?

Midnight: The boy has his kinks, leave him alone.

Deku: NO! KACCHAN NO!

Red Riot: oh shit, Bakubro just sent something in the No Mineta Zone. What is this photo that it must be kept from his eyes?!

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Class 1-mAyday, 06:22PM, No Mineta channel

Lord Explosion Murder: Uploaded DekuLingerie JPEG,

Deku: nOOOO!

Uravity: Oh

Froppy: My

Yaomomo: Good

John Cena: Giddily

Alien Queen: Gracious

Earjacks: GOD!

Red Riot: Imma be completely honest, I'd hit it.

All Might: Uh…..Izuku, my boy…? Is there something you'd like to talk about?

Deku: KACCHAN YOU BASTARD! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POST IT WHERE TEACHERS CAN SEE?!

Midnight: Oh come now, you cut quite the gorgeous figure. I have some you can borrow if you want to take up modelling.

Deku: uesuyfhgrsugsryigfeugyefgygersfygeyu

Earjacks: I um….uh….

Shoji: Jirou, your nose is bleeding quite profusely, you need a tissue?

Earjacks: Excuse me I left something in my room!

Shoji: and she's off

Alien Queen: I'll hELP! I MIGHT HAVE LOST SOMETHING AS WELL!

Midnight: So obvious, the only things they've lost is their abilities to stay virgins for much longer.

Froppy: Tbh so would I.

Deku: eruffhseiyhfgyseygesi8sfyuoedfguojfesduorgdyhrip

Froppy: I think we all just have to face the fact Deku has the perfect blend of cute and hot for literally everyone here.

Dark Shadows Slave: Agreed

Katy perry: Agreed

John Cena: Agreed

Yaomomo: Why is he in it though? That's clearly middle school, a locker room of some kind.

Lord Explosion Murder: Apparently, at the time the genius ran out of underwear and was too innocent to know what lingerie was. For some reason, his mother left it in his closet.

Sparky: Wait hang on, I swear I recongize those straps.

Froppy: You….want to elaborate on that?

Sparky: WAIT IT WAS TODAY, I SAW THOSE STRAPS ON DEKU WHEN HE WAS SCRATCHING HIS STOMACH, HIS SHIRT LIFTED AND THERE WAS A STRAP!

Uravity: omGH!

Deku: …yes…..just, answer the obvious question: I am, it's comfy…now excuse me while I cry.

Froppy: Oof. Wait its not the same one as your mothers till is it?!

Deku: no…I bought my own now SHUT UP IM EMBARRSED ENOUGH! Oh god I can already see all the mocking.

John Cena: Honestly, I'm just jealous of Mina and Jirou.

Yaomomo: Same.

Lord Explosion Murder: Ya here that Zu-cahn? People like it :p

Walking Tape Dispenser: Bakugou using emoticons, still weird.

Lord Explosion Murder: Uh…..Anyone with experience with Deku's quirk, what does it mean if the green lightning turns red?!

Tenya Iida: ?!

All Might: It means you had better run my boy. Run far, run fast.

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Class 1-mAyday, 06:45PM

Mineta: Huh, no interesting stuff happened today?

Mineta: hey whats with the red lightning-OW, WHO KICKED ME IN THE FACE?!