Class 1-mAyday (A Chatroom fic)

by Sonnie Celanna

Midoriya and yaoyourozu decided to start a class discord server. She thinks its a great idea. He KNOWS its a disaster in the making. They call it "Class 1-mAyday" In which Midoriya is sassy, lacking a proper filter when texting but everyone loves him anyway. Iida is trying his best to hold everything together and everyone else doesn't help. (More a dumping place for ideas really)

6. Chapter 6

Class 1-mAyday, 07:32PM

Uravity: I want to test something.

Tenya Iida: ?

Uravity: Deku without giving us the title, share some lyrics of your favorite song please? I want to see if Earjacks can guess what it is!

Earjacks: ok now im curious.

Deku: Ok gimme a second.

Alien Queen: What prompted this anyways?

Uravity: curiosity over how much Jirou knows about music.

Red riot: I'm intrested to see what kinda music Midobro likes, i don't think i've ever seen his listening to much music.

Deku: "You can have the sound of a thousand voices calling your name. You can have the light of the world blind you, bathe you in grace. But i don't see so easily what you hold in your hands, cause castles crumble, kingdoms fall and turn into sand."

Yaomomo: Seems somewhat bittersweet so far.

Walking tape dispenser: Honestly i was half expecting to hear him just start singing "My little Pony" down the hall to mess with us

Walking tape dispenser: WAIT WTF MIDO WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM.

Deku: We. Never. Disrespect. The ponies.

Walking tape Dispenser: LEMME OUT OF HERE THE RED ELECTRICITY IS BACK HELP- I

John Cena: Wtf o.0

Walking tape Dispenser: he's...gone... Red riot. Im coming to you, no arguing.

Red riot: o-ok...

Alien Queen: Deku w-what was that?

Deku: what was what sweetie?

Alien Queen: ...

Alien Queen: Midori, babe...

Deku: so Earjacks did ya figure it out?

Earjacks: ...i think so.

Earjacks: "You can be an angel of mercy or give into hate, you can try to fight it just like every careless mistake. How do you justify? I'm mystified by the ways of your heart. With a million lies, the truth will rise, to tear you apart."

Earjacks: How did you love by shinedown. Kinda an old one by now. Really awesome band though.

Uravity: Hah, awesome!

Deku: yeah, they're my favorite band. For now.

Yaomomo: I won't lie, i find that slightly surprising considering their a typically heavy rock band apparently.

Deku: they started that way, but the mellowed out later. Plus i don't really mind the style of music as long as it has a good message.

Earjacks: wait what do you mean "for now?"

Deku: ^-^

Earjacks: That doesn't really ANSWE- HOLY CRAP HE'S IN HERE.

Deku: simple. I'll quickly have a new favorite if and when Jirou starts a band.

Earjacks: help, he's trapped me in a hug attack and won't let go.

Yaomomo: I could help. In fact i will.

Earjacks: Oh thanks.

Earjacks: wait...

Earjacks: MOMO NO PLEASE-

Yaomomo: Double hug attack!

Earjacks: AHH DAMMIT.

Alien Queen: Hey can't be a hug pile without me! TRIPLE HUG ATTACK!

Earjacks: YOU WERE AT THE GYM HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE SO FAST?!

Deku: Cuties find a way.

Yaomomo: So you admit your cute?

Deku: Bitch, i'm adorable

Yaomomo: d6flydtidge

Tenya iida: MIDORIYA! THATS INCREDIBLY RUDE TO CALL YAOYOROZU SUCH A NAME!

Yaomomo: PFFT DANG IT IZUKU. I DIDN'T NEED TO BURST A LUNG LAUGHING TODAY.

Tenya iida: FUCK IT. I GIVE UP. EVERY TIME I TRY TO SCOLD SOMEONE IM INCORRECT OR IGNORED.

Tenya Iida: Oh god did i hit send on that?

Alien Queen: Stop making Yaoyorozu laugh. Please.

Alien Queen: she's vibrating her legs somewhere...well you know.

Yaomomo: Oh my! Im sorry!

Alien Queen: YOUR LAUGHING MORE!

Deku: ...

Deku: I knew Momo made you wet.

Earjacks: GSTOZKTSTODTOS

Alien Queen: IZUKU!

Deku: NO REGRETS!

Katy Perry: Uh...since when could Midoriya teleport? And why is he on my bed?

John cena: well there's a lot of arousal going around right now apparently.

Earjacks: HAGAKURE!

Midnight: i've never been more proud.

Deku: also not teleporting. Turns out channeling anger into One- i mean my quirk apparently makes it...not more powerful but more effective somehow?

Sparky (Kaminari): huh. Cool.

Deku: Yeah, means i can do this.

Katy Perry: ? Wait where did-

Mineta: AH! WHAT HIT ME?

Katy Perry: Oh right i forgot he existed.

Deku: im sorry to remind you.

BONUS:

Lovers of the brocolli 8:32pm

Best singer girl: I still hold onto the letters you returned, i swear i lived abd learn

Best broccoli: It's four o'three, and i can't sleep!

Best creation girl: Without you next to me i toss and turn like the sea

Best singer girl: If i drown tonight

Best broccoli: bring me back to life, breathe your breath in me, the only thing i still believe in is you

Best creation girl: If you only knew!~

Best Drug making girl: ...im going to have to learn theircsobgs now aren't i?

Best broccoli: you don't HAVE to. But it would make me happy if you did!

Best drug making girl: and thus, I HAVE to :p