A/N; WARNING: this chapter is much darker than the previous few. Mentions of suicide and i suppose pedophilia? Are present. You have been warned

Class 1-mAyday, 05:34PM

Deku: I WANT to die in an explosion. Just not in a Kaminari Kacchan sex fuelled one.

Walking tape Dispenser: UHHHHH...

Jirou: Izu, babe..

Uravity: I AM A CONCERN

Dark Shadows slave: I already had questions for you and now i have several more.

Deku: Shoot.

Katy Perry: not you, right?

Iida: TODOROKI!

Deku: eh. Im not picky.

Alien Queen: WHO. HURT. MY . BEAN?!

Lord Explosion Murder: Holy shit i can feel the rage aura from here, i thought me and zu-chan were the only ones who could do that.

Yaomomo: Deku Izuku i'm concerned about you. This is becoming a pattern. Are you sure your ok?

Midnight: Pattern?!

All Might: Young man...

Yaomomo: Uploaded

Deku: Eh. There's no friend better than a noose and a bottle of pills.

Deku: hehe...oops.

Midnight: MIDORIYA I BETTER NOT FIND ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN YOUR DRAWERS!

Dark Shadows Slave: that's what i was meaning to ask about. Why did i see Miss Midnight lying on your bed in her underwear.

All Might: EXCUSE ME?!

John Cena:: WAIT WTF WAT?

Deku: I requested practical demonstrations

Midnight: and it's been a few weeks since i got any action.

All Might: THAT IS A CRIME!

Midnight: Well his performance was criminally good.

Yaomomo: Oh their messing with us.

Deku: dammit, sorry mom

Midnight: no problem kiddo, you can only trick people so many times before they catch on.

Katy Perry: wait...

John Cena: MOM?!

Deku changed Midnight's username to Momnight

Deku: yeah. Got a problem with that?

Uravity: i think i've been drugged that's it, that explains it.

Momnight: maybe it's because of these...

Momnight: uploaded

Momnight: I know you're not on prescription Izuku. So i checked closer amd want to explain why you have a tub of FUCKING CYANIDE IN YOUR DRAWERS?!

Tenya Iida: WAIT WHAT?!

Froppy: MIDORIYA WHAT THE HELL?!

Deku: ...

Deku: Yeah no sorry, i can't think of a good joke for this situation. Try as i might, my thoughts are poisoned by...ah fuck it.

Alien Queen: SWEETIE THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT!

Earjacks: Explain. Now.

Deku: I...
Ultimate Sugar Rush: please, don't lie.

Lord explosion murder: ...

Deku: I don't know how...

Lord explosion murder: how long?

All Might: I am coming over right now. Ashido, Jirou, look after him ubtil i arrive.

Alien Queen: yes sir...

Earjacks: Deku where are you?

Deku: First floor, kitchen.

Lord explosion murder: How. Long?

Deku: ...I got it when i was 8.

Momnight: Sweet jesus...

All might: Is that the only thing you have?

Mineta: My mom's a chemist. She could probably help check for anything else

Deku: it should be. I'm sorry.

Alien Queen: you...please just...why?

Deku: ...

Deku: i really don't even know anymore...

Deku: i know it won't change things but, i've never had any intention to use them since i got into U.A.

John Cena: does that mean, if you didn't get in?...

Deku: not at first. I'd keep trying, but if not for a certain someone...probably.

Yaomomo: oh honey...

All might: All right, i'm here.

Sparky: i know now probably isn't the best tine to ask but what exactly even prompted that first message.

Deku: I was texting mandalay.

Sparkles: from that feline fatale group?

Deku: yeah. She had my number so i can talk to kota. She and ragdoll are like two other me's when texting.

Momnight: terrifying...

Class 1-mAyday, 09:20PM

All Might: Well, after talking with the principal and the school councillor it's been decided that, for a temporary period of time, someone should sleep in the same room as Izuku. He requested Bakugou surprisingly.

Lord explosion murder: wait me?

All might: his reasoning was, quote, "if i do end up trying something, kacchan won't hesitate to stop me with force."

Froppy: which means their is a risk he'll try something?

All might: unfortunately, though it is minuscule. It is there. He will be going to weekly therapy sessions from now on. Fortunately as they suspected root cause was how he was previously treated by his middle school classmates, he should hopefully be safe.

Red riot: how his middle school classmates treated him?

All might: yes.

Momnight: ...

Momnight: i see all the girls, Kirishima, Kaminari, Iida, Todoroki and...fuck even Mineta storming out- WAIT HOW DID THEY GET OFF SCHOOL GROUND WITHOUT ANY ISSUES?

All might: is the answer not obvious? Someone who is totally not me gave them permission to go.

Momnight: I think you just cursed some unsuspecting students to a fate worse than death.

All might: yes. Yes i did. And they should just be thankful me nor any other teachers are going personally- why are you in your super suit?

Momnight: speak for yourself, no one hurts my kid and gets away with it.