Hoi everyone! I'm still alive! I came up with a randomized nuzlocke idea for poor Jaroslava, and here he is, trying to beat it. Enjoy the read! Chapter length - 1,004 words

Intro

Jaroslava woke up in an unknown area. Around him were blue walls with a white rim. He looked down at where his Pokéball belt would be, only to see that it was not there. With no Pokémon, Jaroslava had no idea if he was sleeping or he got teleported into a parallel dimension with strange rules. Knowing his luck, it was most likely the second thing. Looking up at the top, Jaroslava saw white text saying, "If you're looking here, you must've fallen asleep and woke up somewhere else. Y'know, just like that Lucario guy?"

After laying on the blue floor for a minute without doing anything, the text suddenly changed, "Wake up and smell the coffee. You have to say A dangit."

He waited a few seconds after reading that to say, "B?"

The text then changed to the following, "A! B DOES NOTHING!"

"C?"

"JUST LISTEN ALREADY I HAVE YOUR SANDSLASH!"

Once he read that, Jaroslava cut out the stupidity and asked, "Where am I and my Sandslash Floating White Text in the Sky?"

"CUT THE STUPID. SAY A FOR ANSWERS."

"A?"

Letters from what the text already said morphed into a new sentence, with this one saying, "You're in the world of Kanto where Pokémon die if they faint. Your starter will be randomized and so will all the other Pokémon. Now you ready to begin?"

And here was Jaroslava's answer and reaction to what he was told, "No. Can I go back to normal region where I lived?"

"You should've used 'may' instead of 'can', as you're going straight into the world."

Before Jaroslava could even take another breath, he was warped to a white room where there was some more text, though this time it was friendlier. It read, "Hello, there! Glad to meet you! Welcome to the world of Pokémon! My name is Oak-"

Jaroslava cut him off, "I know who you are, just get to the point."

Oak responded, "Listen carefully because I'm not getting paid enough to repeat."

"Skip to the questions."

Annoyed, Oak asked Jaroslava the first question, "Are you a boy or a girl?"

"...Isn't it obvious enough?"

"So you're a girl?"

"NO! BOY, BOY!" Jaroslava hastily shouted before his gender got swapped.

"What is your name?" Oak asked next.

"Jaroslava."

"You can only do 7 letters."

"Why?"

"You can only do 7 letters."

"Why only 7? Can't a have my normal name?"

"Do you want a randomly generated name?"

"No. I want my name, my Sandslash, and everything else."

"Right... So your name is Kamon?"

"No this is Jaroslava."

"Right... So your name is Red."

"That... was already taken."

"Right... So your name is Geki."

"One, it's Jaroslava, two, what kind of parent would name their kid Geki? And three, THIS IS JAROSLAVA!"

"Right... So your name is Kamon."

"If I call myself Kamon will you stop repeating?"

"Yes."

"Okay then, my name is Kamon."

Oak changed the text to have a picture above it, though Jaroslava could barely make out what it was because it was very blurry, but from what he could make out from it, it was some person with orange hair, and he was holding a... towel?

"This is my grandson." The text read, "He's been your rival since you both were babies."

Jaroslava questioned, "I just got here and I don't know who the hell that guy is, unless he's Zebastion, then I know him."

"7 letters." Oak reminded him.

"I have to name him too?" Jaroslava complained.

"Yes," Oak answered, "...Erm, what was his name again?"

"Just generate a random name, I'm lazy."

"...Er, was it Green?"

"No."

"Was it Green?"

"You already asked me that."

"Was it Green?"

"Do another name."

"Green?"

Sighing, he gave a custom name, "Toru."

"...Er, was it Toru?"

"Yes! It was Toru!" Jaroslava shouted from frustration.

"That's right! I remember now! His name is Toru!"

"If you knew it than why did you ask me?"

Everything around him suddenly became white, then reappeared as a bedroom. Jaroslava recognized the room as his room, and it even had the same NES with the same Contra copy loaded in it. Around him were the same things he saw in his room. The bookshelves, the bed the PC, the stool, the drawers, it all was in the same position from when he first started. One thing that was different from when Jaroslava started the journey in the normal Kanto was, well, in this universe Jaroslava was 10. He looked at the console when he caught a glimpse of a red slice, and when he turned his head to look at it, he noticed it as the long slice he got from a wild Bulbasaur... when he was 10.

"...I'm aged back by 6 years in this version of the region I lived in before?" Jaroslava questioned himself.

He got up from the sitting position he appeared in, then walked over to the PC and pressed the power button. It made a few beeping sounds before showing a Mac symbol on the screen. It changed to a menu after a few seconds, and all the options were the given: Item Storage,Mailbox, and Turn Off.

Jaroslava hit the enter key to open the Item Storage, which popped up another set of choices: Withdraw Item, Deposit Item, and Cancel. He pressed enter again to open up a backpack type storage. One item was in it, and it was a normal purple Potion. Since that was what he opened the PC for, he selected it with the enter key, and clicked enter one last time to receive it on the right side of his machine. After that, Jaroslava mashed the backspace key until he exited out of all the menus and the PC shut itself off. He walked over to the only window in his room, which was facing his TV, and checked the time of day. It was nearly night, so to end the first day off, he approached his bed and collapsed on it unconscious.

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