I Love You Royal Woods
Our bus finally made it back to the Loud House as the Louds were waiting for us to return, we were exhausted and thank god we made it away from the arena, especially the incident where the ladies were trying to get a hold of me when Sarah fights them off, they noticed that I had a Hockey Night In Canada towel on my head,
"Welcome back." the Louds greeted us,
"Uhh...what happened to your head?" Leni asked,
"I didn't get chance to dry my hair and I left my hair wet, because I was in a little to get out of the arena until I ran into an incident on my way out." I explained,
"What incident?" Lynn Jr. asked,
"Did something happened to you?" Lori asked,
"Were you mugged?" Leni asked,
"Were you sick?" Luan asked,
"Were you mobbed?" Lucy asked,
"Not even close." I answered,
"Those groupies along with a group of ladies trying to get their hands on my man." Sarah explained as she clutched to me,
"And if I recall correctly, one of your friends was involved." I said,
"Who?" the Loud kids asked,
"The one I dance with during 'She's Out Of My Life'." I answered,
"Fiona? She's with the group attacking you?" Leni asked,
"Not technically attacking me, but yes she's involved and Lincoln's teacher was with them too." I explained,
"Mrs. Johnson?" Lincoln asked,
"Yeah. Duh." I answered somewhat sarcastic,
"I'm sorry about, she's always on and on about getting a man, it's seems she's kinda...desperate." Lincoln explained,
"Well I can see why."
"Anyways. We have to go to sleep early, we gotta leave to Detroit in the morning." Tiffany Lee said,
"I agree honey. I'm bushed. I'm gonna sleep in the bus." Bruce said,
"Alright, I'll come with ya." Tiffany Lee said,
"Me too." Paula said,
"Same here." Erica said,
"I'm gonna sleep here in the house." I said, so myself, my family, Aki, Michael, Jeanette and Danica sleeps in the house while rest can sleep in the bus. The Loud were ready to get their PJs on, while heading to their rooms, Luna couldn't help thinking about touching my long loose hair and thinks about wanting to get a piece of it.
Hours later
2:18am, in Luna and Luna's room, Luan was sleeping on the bottom bunk while Luna was sleeping on the top bunk, she slowly woke up, then she slowly and quietly climbed off the top bunk and slowly crept from the bedroom all the way to hall until suddenly,
"Ooh. I gotta pee first." Luna thought, she slowly walked to the bathroom, then after a couple of minutes, she got out the bathroom and she noticed Geo the hamster rolling around the hall,
"Shh. Keep it down Geo dude." Luna whispered, Geo nodded and rolls slowly towards her and as she picked up Geo inside his roller, she left in the room behind Luan's bottom bunk, she crept through the hall and slowly and quietly walked down the stairs, the stairs squeaked and she doesn't want wake everybody,
"Dang it, it's too risky, I think I should slide the rail." she thought, she did slide the rail, slowly and got off as she reached the bottom, she slowly crept towards the couch where I sleep, I was wearing my Michael Jackson shirt with Hockey Night In Canada pants, she went closer, she started touching my hair like before and started stroking it,
"Oh man, his hair is so long and curly like Michael Jackson's hair. I just gotta get his hair." she thought as she bit her bottom lip, she couldn't control herself, so she jump and landed on me sitting on my stomach,
"Oomph! 'cough' 'cough' What the...Luna?" I woke up coughing, feeling like something heavy landed on my stomach until I noticed it was Luna sitting on top of me,
"Jeez, what are doing up? Shouldn't you be in bed?" I asked, but she panting, her heart was pumping like she's possessed,
"Luna? Are you okay?" I asked looking perplexed,
"Heeheehee. I want a lock of your hair." she painted as she got a hold of scissors,
"What!? Get off of me!" I shouted as I pushed Luna off me and she landed on her butt to the floor next the chair where Sarah and Cameron were sleeping on,
"Nobody touches my hair, except for me! Well, Sarah is permissible to touch my hair, but nobody else!" I protested,
"Come on dude, I just a piece of your hair." Luna said as she snips the scissors,
"No!" I shouted and ran to the dining room to the kitchen with her chasing after me, while Luna was chasing me, Lynn Sr. and Rita heard a noise as they got out of the room,
"What's all that noise?" Rita asked, everybody in the same room woke up,
"Wha...?" Sarah was half awake,
"Get away from me!" they can hear from down stairs,
"Joseph?" Sarah noticed I was not on the couch,
"Everybody upstairs heard the racket as they rushed downstairs,
"What's going on?" Lori asked,
"Some of us are trying to have a beauty sleep!" Lola complained,
"Poo poo!" Lily said agreeing with Lola,
"Luna's not in her bed." Luan said,
"Oh no!" the kids exclaimed,
"Leave my hair alone Luna!" I shouted from the basement,
"What in the name of Ryan Smyth's facial injury is going here?" Sarah asked,
"Luna's trying get a piece of Joseph's hair." Lincoln answered,
"Why?" Aki asked,
"She's like this before, she always to get pieces of guys hair, like Mick Swagger, Hugh and so forth." Lori explained,
"Lisa could you get a rope?" Lincoln asked,
"What kind, the soft velvet or hard?" Lisa asked,
"Soft, but unbreakable." Lincoln answered,
"Lynn and Hinata, can you tackle Luna down while the rest of us tie her down?" Lincoln asked,
"Consider it." Lynn answered with enthusiasm,
"It's body checking time." Hinata said as she and Lynn high fives, then I ran back upstairs rush back to the living room where the lights were lit,
"NO LUNA!" I screamed,
"I just want a lock of your hair dude!" she demanded,
"Now!" Lynn barked as she and Hinata charges towards Luna and tackles her to the floor,
"Oof!" Luna grunted,
"Seize her!" Lori barked as the kids quickly ties her up restraining her,
"Hey! What the heck man? Untie me!" Luna snapped with an annoyed tone,
"Leave Joseph alone. You're getting out of control with trying to cut off a piece of his hair." Leni scolded,
"I didn't mean it, it's just that..." Luna tries to explain feeling bad about her actions,
"Alright kids, back to bed now." Rita demanded,
"Yes mom." the kids answered,
"Come on you." Lori said as she picks up restrained Luna,
"I'm sorry Joseph." Luna said almost in tears,
"You can apologize in the morning. Let's just go back to sleep." I assured, so we went back to sleep.
Morning 6:48am, we slowly got up and we got out our stuff packed and ready to head off to Detroit, everybody got dressed in time, even the Louds, Luna walked up to me,
"Dude, I'm sorry about earlier, I don't know what come over me, when I touched your hair I get all crazy and believe me, that's not the first time I tried get pieces of a man's hair..." Luna try's to explain,
"Ah, don't worry about it, Lincoln explained to me before you woke up. I never allow anybody to touch my hair except for Sarah of course. I mean take Aki for example, she goes crazy with men with beards, she's always in for my beard and when I shave it off, she always get upset." I explained,
"It's true, I get upset every time he shaves his beard off." Aki said,
"I got something better than my hair, hold on." I said as I went over to the bus, reached for boxes of fedoras, I have a lot of fedoras in there for each shows to throw to fans after "Billie Jean", I pulled one out to ran back to the house,
"You can have one of the fedoras I keep for every 'Billie Jean' performances. And a Michael Jackson poster." I said as I gave these items to Luna,
"Aww. You shouldn't have." Luna said as her eyes swells up and embrace,
"And thank you for giving me the chance to rock out last night." Luna whispered to me and kiss me on the cheek,
Shortly, everything was set and all counted for, the Louds were out in the front yard to say good bye to us,
"If you ever plan to stop by at Great Lake City, visit the Casagrandes." Lincoln said,
"I'm sure we'll plan on it soon." I said,
"If you guys ever plan on visiting over the border, come up north and we'll have a hockey scrimmage." Hinata said,
"I would like that." Lynn Jr. said,
"This is literally it." Lori cries,
"It's too bad this little angel has to go." Leni cried,
"As much as I can't stand this molly coddling attention, I'm gonna miss this place." Cameron said somewhat annoyed, but still compassionate,
"A few last selfies and it's good bye." Lori said, she and Leni posted selfies with Cameron and have one when they kissed him one more time, lets him go and they cried some more,
"Remember Luan, no harmful jokes about Michael Jackson, not even about his face, Bubbles, not even his scandal jokes. EVER." Aki said,
"You have my word." Luan said,
"Not even a wood joke?" Mr. Coconuts asked laughing,
"I don't see how that's related?" Aki asked,
"It's not." Luan answered,
"Here. I made enough Lynnsagna for you guys for a few days." Lynn Sr. said as he gave us 6 Lynnsagna and we're happy,
"Thanks Lynn. You gotta try out Aaloka's cooking when you guys cross the border and head up north to visit us one of these days." Tiffany Lee said,
"And Louds. You all have each of these." I gave them all a disc,
"What is it?" Lana asked,
"It's a DVD, from last nights show, Stacey and Danica burned those DVD all night after the show." I said,
"Oh no. The DVD is burned? I need water." Leni panicked and tries to rush back to the house,
"No no Leni. It means they transfer the show into the DVD." Luna explained,
"Oh...right." Leni was perplexed then smiled,
"Let's go! Let's go! Vamanos! Detroit won't wait for no tribute performers!" Neewa called as she slaps the side of the bus for our attention,
"Coming Neewa!" Sarah said,
"Well. This good bye for now." Sarah said as she hugs Rita,
"Try not to forget us." Rita cried,
"We will never ever forget." I said, then we headed into the bus, then as the bus puts in drive,
"Good bye Loud's!" I called,
"Good bye!" they all called,
"Come back again soon!" Lola called,
"Rockin' in Detroit dudes!" Luna called, then later the whole town saw coming leaving Royal Woods, they even have banners and signs like "MJ 4-Ever", "P.Y.T. Girls Power", "Royal Woods heart PoP", "Royal Woods heart King of Pop", "Man In The Mirror" and so forth, Fiona holds up a sign that says "I heart PoP & MJ",
"I love you! Come back here soon!" Fiona called and waves, the whole calls out their goodbyes to us, I grabbed a bull horn and respond,
"I love you Royal Woods!", the whole town cheered and thus we are officially gone from Royal Woods and heading to Detroit.
Hours later, Lincoln was on his way to Game & Grub, until suddenly the kids saw him coming inside and they rushed towards him,
"Lincoln you're incredible last night with Prince of Pop." one kids said,
"It's like you're dancing with another Michael Jackson." one girl said, then Lincoln noticed the girls from his girls were there, the kids asked him if he can teach the moonwalk,
"Thanks, but I will get back to you." Lincoln said to them, then walked over to Girl Jordan, Cookie, Brownie, Mollie and Kat,
"Hey girls."
"Hi Lincoln." they smiled,
"You like the show last night?" Lincoln asked,
"Ah. I never knew you could sidewalk like that." Brownie said,
"Can you show us the moonwalk?" Cookie asked,
"Teach me Lincoln." Girl Jordan said,
"Yeah teach us Lincoln." Mollie said,
"Show us the moonwalk." Kat said, then the kids rushed over to see,
"Well alright." Lincoln said, he did the moonwalk, spin and tiptoed MJ style and the kids cheered,
Later that night
Luna didn't even get a chance to look at the Michael Jackson poster, so she revealed it, it was one of the Bad Tour 1988 posters, she place it on top of her bunk above her pillow, she started to admire it,
"Thank you Michael." Luna said to herself and kissed the poster, then Michael's spirit appears behind her,
"Thank you and I love you.", then he vanishes,
"Huh?" Luna gasped,
"Dude, is that you?" Luna asked Luan,
"Nope, it wasn't me." Luan answered,
May 28th
Monday 8:00pm, Little Caesars Arena- Detroit, Michigan, it was already showtime as the lighting board shines Michael Jackson's legs in the opening, same moonwalk, same trademark and flashing 10 times as the lights lifted upward like before, then drops down revealing our very silhouettes and thus starting the show. And...
BAM BAM BAM
The End