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Whats up? Yeah, I'm back with another what if, starring the Rockers! Hope you all enjoy!
"It's no use!" Rock told his partner Spud. "This seatbelt won't come off, just leave me to die..."
Spud stared at him in disbelief. "Whaaaat? No way man, it's like your mom always says, if anyone is gonna get you killed, it'll be me!" He then unbuckled Rocks seatbelt and scooped him up. "We're gonna get off this rock or die trying!"
Rock looked at his friend, moved. "I don't believe it! Spud, you're the best bud I'll ever have."
Spud smiled back at him. "Thanks man, I always wanna be friends with you, and I know we can win that million, now come on! We can do this!"
Rock heard a rumble. "Uh, what was that?"
Spuds smile melted. "Oh crap, I think my shout might have caused an..." He paused for a moment for dramatic effect. "Avalanche!"
The Rockers barely had time to scream as snow slid down from the mountain at breakneck speed, picking them up along the way.
Meanwhile, the Stepbrothers were being confronted by an angry kangaroo.
"Run!" Lorenzo shouted to Chet, and the two dashed for the chill zone with the kangaroo hot on their heels.
Don saw the Stepbrothers running towards him. "The Stepbrothers are nearly at the chill zone! It looks like things might be all over for the Rockers!"
Don heard a rumble, and looked up to see an onslaught of snow coming right towards him, and he was buried under the snow.
Ten minutes later, the Stepbrothers, Rockers and Don had all gotten out of the snow, the two teams wrapped up in blankets.
"Racers." Don said to the two teams. He was holding a Tablet, and had reviewed the footage. "After reviewing the footage, I have to say the Rockers..." The team in question displayed looks of fear. "Were not the last team to arrive, the Stepbrothers lose!"
Chet and Lorenzo groaned while Rock and Spud did a victory riff.
Don was torn. He wanted to make this leg a double elimination, but after seeing the Rockers touching moment, he decided it best to keep them in for ratings. "Stepbrothers, you may leave."
After the Stepbrothers best moments montage was played, the camera cut to black.
Maori or Less
The next leg of the race was to run to the train station and ride the train to Desicion Junction. The Rockers were determined to do better this time, as it had been an extremely close call the last leg of the race. They managed to get a seat on the first train, along with the Haters, Ice Dancers and Goths. Train two carried Father and Son and the Surfer Dudes, while train three carried the Sisters, TV Pros, Police Cadets and Best Friends. Train one arrived and the Ice Dancers were the first to find out the either or challenge.
Either Or:
Jump Down: Haters, Goths, Cadets, TV Pros, Sisters, Surfer Dudes
Jump Around: Rockers, Ice Dancers, Best Friends, Father and Son
The Ice Dancers and surprisingly the Rockers performed well in the Jump Around challenge, with both teams finishing at the same time. The Ice Dancers toon first place, with the Rockers coming in a close second. The Haters had several unsuccessful attempts but Ryan eventually got a fish. The Goths took third, while the Cadets got fourth, the Haters got fifth, the Surfer Dudes sixth, with the Best Friends arriving in seventh that left three teams, Father and Son, TV Pros and the Sisters. Junior told his dad he'd never be cool and the two managed to complete the dance and earn eighth. That left the Sisters and TV Pros, both teams in the bottom two for being too distracted. The Sisters and TV Pros both got their fish at the same time and it was a race to the chill zone, with the Sisters being victoriously. That left Owen and Noah in last place. Emma told Noah she couldn't be with him, leaving him in a depressed state. Don informed Owen and Noah it was a non-elimination round, so they got to stay. The last thing to occur was Dwayne getting a woman's tattoo.
Elimination Order: LARPers, Tennis Rivals, Geniuses, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom and Daughter, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers
Little Bull on the Praire
The winners of the last round, the Ice Dancers, were the first to obtain the travel tip, which informed them that they were going to be traveling to Alberta, Canada. Dwayne's tattoo prevented him and Junior from getting a taxi until Junior covered his tattoo with the travel tip. Flight number one carried the Ice Dancers, Goths, Haters, Rockers, Cadets and Surfer Dudes, while flight two carried the Best Friends, Father and Son, TV Pros and Sisters. The Rockers made conversation with the Surfer Dudes on the flight, while the Cadets plotted ways to get the Ice Dancers eliminated. Emma was worried about Noah, who was still in a state of shock, and wondered if she had done the right thing. Once flight one landed the Rockers were the first to get in their car and make it to the dude ranch. The Cadets rammed their car into the Ice Dancers, sending both teams off a ledge. Once Rock and Spud reached the dude ranch and received their next tip, they made it inside just as the Surfer Dudes and Goths arrived at the ranch. Rock motivated Spud to eat the beans by telling him to imagine they were Choco-Oinkies. This method worked and the Rockers managed to eat their pot of pork and beans in a respectable amount of time. The Surfer dudes finished right after just as flight two landed. The Ice Dancers and Haters struggled to finish their pot, and the Goths made fast progress. It took Rock two tries to complete the bull ride but he managed it, and the Rockers dashed off for the chill zone. The Cadets finished next followed by the Goths. MacArthur overtook Brody and stayed on the bull. At the chill zone the Rockers took first, then the Police Cadets took second, followed by the Surfer Dudes in third. The Sisters and Father and Son made it to the dude ranch next. Both did moderately well in the challenge, along with the Goths and Haters (after Ryan tricked Stephanie into eating the pork and beans). At the chill zone, the Sisters netted themselves fourth place, with the Goths in fifth, then the Haters in sixth. Dwayne and Junior has caught wind of the fact that whoever didn't have the tip would have to ride the bull. Dwayne didn't want Junior to ride it, so he volunteered. Owen and Noah were both struggling, due to the fact that Noah had to ride the bull and couldn't stay on for even one second. Meanwhile, the Best Friends made it to the chill zone in seventh place, leaving the Ice Dancers, TV Pros and Father and Son. The Ice Dancers finally finished their disgusting pork and beans in last place, but managed to snag eighth place. After many unsuccessful attempts at riding the bull from both the TV Pros and Father and Son, the Pros finally had a stroke of luck and Noah stayed on the bull. Dwayne finished soon after and it was a footrace to the finish. In the end, Owen and Noah made it to the chill zone first, placing ninth. This left Dwayne and Junior in dead last place. Don informed them that they were cut from the race. Emma apologized to Noah and told him they could get back together once the race was finished.
Elimination Order: LARPers, Tennis Rivals, Geniuses, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mother and Daughter, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers, Father and Son
Lord of the Ring Toss
The first team to take off this round was the Rockers. Once they grabbed their tip and read that they were going to the Arctic Circle, they ran off for the first plane. The first plane carried the Rockers, Surfer Dudes and Police Cadets, the second plane carried the Goths and Sisters, plane three carried the Best Friends and Haters, while plane four carried the TV Pros and Ice Dancers. Once plane one landed the Cadets, Surfer Dudes and Rockers took off for the challenge. Spud, Geoff and Sanders all struggled with the challenge, as they all had poor aim. While they were making unsuccessful attempts the Goths and Sisters landed. The Sisters became the first ones to finish the challenge, thanks to Emma. Next, the Haters and Best Friends landed and took to the challenge. Carrie and Ryan finished the challenge considerably fast and rode off by snowmobile to the next one. Plane four finally landed as Spud ringed a Narwhal, putting the Rockers currently in fourth place. Next Ennui, Owen and Josee ringed a narwhal, and all three teams rode off towards the next challenge. Before the Ice Dancers left Josee attempted to mess with Geoff's mind, then left, leaving the Cadets and Surfer Dudes in a tie for last place. McArthur and Geoff finally finished the challenge at the same time. Meanwhile, the Sisters and Best Friends arrived at the next Don Box. Kitty and Emma recieved a boomerang, but didn't use it on Carrie and Devin. The y planned to use it on the Ice Dancers, who had just arrived, and that they did. Josee was enraged but drove back to the first challenge anyways. Jacques ringed a narwhal quickly and the Ice Dancers were off again. Sanders finally ringed a narwhal and the Cadets left for challenge number two. Geoff and Brody had a Bro hug and in doing so Geoff finally ringed a narwhal. The first few teams to finish the second challenge, building an igloo, were the Best Friends, TV Pros and Sisters. Next few teams to finish were the Cadets and the Goths, then the Rockers. At the chill zone the Best Friends made it first, placing them in first. The Sisters finished next followed by the TV Pros, then the Rockers, then the Cadets and the Goths. This left three teams, the Ice Dancers, Haters and Surfer Dudes. The Ice Dancers made it next in seventh place. The Surfer Dudes finished a split second before the Haters and drove off to the chill zone, the Haters hot on their heels. In the end, the Surfer Dudes placed eighth and the Haters were eliminated.
Elimination Order: LARPers, Tennis Rivals, Geniuses, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom and Daughter, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers, Father and Son, Haters
Got Venom?
The first to depart were the Best Friends, but it didn't matter as all the teams took the same plane anyways, thanks to the narwhals. In Indonesia, the first ones to grab the first tip was the TV Pros. Noah and Emma flirted the whole way to the first challenge. The Surfer Dudes and Rockers fell behind as they believed Komodo dragons breathed fire. The first team to collect the drool were the Goths, then the Ice Dancers and the Sisters. The Ice Dancers found the Ridonculous rug first and placed first, the Sisters in second with the Goths in third. Carrie and Devin got their drool and found the rug, then placed fourth. The next two teams to finish were the Cadets and Surfer Dudes, who placed fifth and sixth respectively, leaving the Rockers and Reality TV Pros in the bottom 2. While looking for the rug Owen knocked over a mountain of carpets, burying Noah and Rock. Spud and Owen both had a carpet but had to find their partner first. Rock found Spud before Owen found Noah and together the two managed to place seventh, leaving the Pros in the dust, eliminating them.
Elimination Order: LARPers, Tennis Rivals, Geniuses, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom and Daughter, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers, Father and Son, Haters, Reality TV Pros
Dude Buggies
The next destination, as the Ice Dancers found out, was Las Vegas. All the teams were on the same flight.
Either Or:
Magic Show: Haters, Ice Dancers, Goths
Dune Buggies: Rockers, Surfer Dudes, Sisters, Cadets
The Best Friends and Rockers both had slow taxis, slowing them down. The Surfer Dudes were the first to finish the challenge. They chose to keep redoing it however as they wanted to have fun, giving the Rockers (Who had finished the challenge after them) the lead. Kitty and McArthur fought while driving the dune buggies, slowing down both of their teams. The Goths finished their magic show fairly quickly, next came the Ice Dancers. The Goths finished in first place, the Ice Dancers in second and the Rockers in third. The Cadets and the Sisters finished at the same time, tying for fourth place, leaving the Surfer Dudes and the Best Friends. The Surfer Dudes finally left the challenge area and left for the chill zone, while the Best Friends finished their magic show. In the end, the Surfer Dudes came sixth and the Best Friends were last. Devin tried to tell Carrie how he felt but was interrupted by Don telling them it was a non elimination round.
Elimination Order: LARPers, Tennis Rivals, Geniuses, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom and Daughter, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers, Father and Son, Haters, Reality TV Pros
El Bunny Supremo
The Goths were the first to find out they were going to Mexico. The Surfer Dudes kept chowing down on bus station burritos on the way there while Devin kept trying to tell Carrie how he felt about her. Once there Jacques attempted to steal Loki from Ennui but Rock, oblivious, told Ennui he dropped his rabbit. In the challenge these were the jumpers:
Ennui
Brody
Emma
Rock
Carrie
Josee
Sanders
Spud and Crimson were able to eat the spiciest pepper, due to Spuds late reaction and Crimson... being Crimson. McArthur also ate the hottest pepper confidently, but immediately regretted it. Jacques, Kitty and Geoff ate the middle pepper, while Devin (After attempting to eat the spiciest pepper and then the middle one) finally gave up and ate the mildest one. Rock retrieved the milk and the tip but knew not to give the milk to Spud yet, because of his reaction time. The Rockers, Goths and Cadets then got on their burros and raced for the chill zone. Carrie had to jump by herself and was nervous but ready, while Josee, Emma and Brody leapt off the middle platform. The first to reach the chill zone were the Cadets, then the Goths in second followed by the Rockers in third. The Ice Dancers made it fourth with the Sisters in fifth. This left the Surfer Dudes, who had been slowed down by some intestinal problems thanks to the burritos, and the Best Friends, who had been slowed down by Devin messing up the entire episode. The Surfer Dudes finally got on their burros alongside the Best Friends, and the two raced to the chill zone. Placing in sixth was... Carrie and Devin, meaning the Surfer Dudes were eliminated. The two were downtrodden shared one last bro hug with Don, and then left.
Elimination Order: LARPers, Tennis Rivals, Geniuses, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom and Daughter, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers, Father and Son, Haters, Reality TV Pros, Surfer Dudes
Ca-Noodling
The Cadets found out that their next destination was Vietnam. Once all the teams received their travel tip and boarded the same plane, they were off. All the teams took taxis besides the Sisters and Rockers, who took carts pedaled by Vietnamese children instead. The Goths reaches the Don Box first, then the Cadets and the Ice Dancers. The three teams found out they had to work together, this left the Rockers, Sisters and Best Friends as the other super team. During the challenge, the two super teams formed a three team alliance each. The axis of evil contained the Goths, Cadets and Ice Dancers while the super alliance contained the Best Friends, Rockers and Sisters. The axis of evil got the zip it ticket thanks to Jacques and tied for first place at the chill zone, with the Sisters, Best Friends and Rockers still searching through the caves. In the cave, Rock advised Devin to tell Carrie how he felt about her right now. Devin followed his advice and told Carrie how he felt. She was shocked at first but soon the two shared their first kiss. Unfortunately this put them behind the Sisters and Rockers, eliminating them. They were sad but were happy that they were finally together.
Elimination Order: LARPers, Tennis Rivals, Geniuses, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom and Daughter, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers, Father and Son, Haters, Reality TV Pros, Surfer Dudes, Best Friends
How Deep Is Your Love?
All the teams boarded the same flight to Siberia, Russia, thanks to a slow pilot. On the flight there the Rockers were thinking about their alliance with the Sisters, while Emma tried to convince Kitty to put a target on Rock and Spuds backs. Once there all the teams changed in to their swimsuits they were off. McArthur and Sanders were slowed down because Josee got McArthurs tongue stuck to a trash can. The Sisters reached the next challenge first, then the Rockers followed by the Ice Dancers, the Goths and finally the Cadets. Kitty found a ball and was pulled up. Josee found a ball next, then Sanders and Crimson. Spud took his attention off of pulling Rock up after he found a ball and let go, and Rock plummeted all the way back to the bottom and broke his arm. Meanwhile, the Ice Dancers finished first, with the Sisters in second, the Cadets In third and the Goths in fourth. Rock was taken to a hospital to get his arm put in a cast, and was even more dismayed when he found out him and Spud were last. The Rockers finally reached the chill zone in defeat only to be informed it was a non elimination round. Rock chose to continue the race, as long as Spud paid more attention from now on.
Elimination Order: LARPers, Tennis Rivals, Geniuses, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom and Daughter, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers, Father and Son, Haters, Reality TV Pros, Surfer Dudes, Best Friends
Darjeel With It
The Ice Dancers were the first to depart this round for the airport, and were the first to the Don Box once off the taxi from the Indian airport. None of the teams could handle the humidity in Darjeeling, especially Spud. The Ice Dancers finished collecting tea leaves first, then the Cadets and then the Sisters. The Rockers and Goths finally finished collecting their leaves and left for the train.
The Ice Dancers were in carriage one
The Cadets were in carriage two
The Sisters were in carriage three
The Rockers were in carriage four
The Goths were in carriage five
Jacques, under Josee's orders, disconnected the rest of the train from their carriage, but the Sisters and Cadets managed to jump to the front carriage without them noticing. The Ice Dancers made it to the chill zone first but got a one hour penalty, so the Cadets got first instead, and the Sisters in second. Back at the rest of the train the Rockers and Goths were racing for the chill zone. The Rockers made it there in third and finally... the Goths made it in fourth! So the Ice Dancers were eliminated. Josee wailed and screamed but there was nothing either of them could do, and they left the race for good.
Elimination Order: LARPers, Tennis Rivals, Geniuses, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom and Daughter, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers, Father and Son, Haters, Reality TV Pros, Surfer Dudes, Best Friends, Ice Dancers
Last Tango In Buenos Aires
The Cadets were the first to depart this time, making it to the airport quickly. The other teams were close behind them. Rock and Spud struggled with the first challenge, as did the Cadets and Sisters. The Goths did surprisingly well though, completing the dance quickly and moving on to the next challenge. The next to finish were the Sisters, then the Cadets. The Rockers were still struggling but finally Spud dipped Rock correctly, allowing them to move on. Crimson and Kitty caught their emus quickly in the next challenge, leaving McArthur and Rock, who was really struggling now due to his broken arm, still trying to catch theirs. At the chill zone, the Sisters came in first, then the Goths in second. McArthur caught and emu and her and Sanders drove off towards the chill zone. Rock was downtrodden but it was Spuds turn to pull his team together. Together, him and Rock caught their emu and followed the Cadets. The two were neck and neck but the Cadets took third, leaving the Rockers in fourth place. Don revealed it was a non elimination round, and so that cheered Rock and Spud up.
Elimination Order: LARPers, Tennis Rivals, Geniuses, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom and Daughter, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers, Father and Son, Haters, Reality TV Pros, Surfer Dudes, Best Friends, Ice Dancers
Bahamarama
The first part of the epic finale of the Ridonculous Race was upon the final four teams. All the teams had the same flight once again. Once in the Bahamas, the Rockers made it to the pirate museum first. Spud found a map quickly and they were off before any of the other teams even made it in there. The Sisters found a map bext, then the Goths and finally the Cadets. Spud had to do the diving for his team, as did McArthur for hers, Ennui for his and Kitty for hers. Spud and Kitty found the doubloons together, and swam off to the surface. Ennui found the doubloons next and finally McArthur. At the chill zone, the Sisters placed in first with the Rockers in second. That left the Cadets and Goths. Both Ennui and McArthur made it to their teammates and the two teams drove off to not be eliminated. The Cadets made it to the chill zone before the Goths, placing them in third, and leaving the Goths eliminated.
Elimination Order: LARPers, Tennis Rivals, Geniuses, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom and Daughter, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers, Father and Son, Haters, Reality TV Pros, Surfer Dudes, Best Friends, Ice Dancers, Goths
A Million Ways To Lose A Million Dollars
Part two of the grand finale of the Ridonculous Race was set into action, three teams remained; The Police Cadets, the Sisters, and the Rockers. One of these teams would walk home with a million dollars! All the teams were on the same flight to New York City. Once there, the Sisters were the first to make it to the Empire State Building. They were climbing the stairs but the Cadets were catching up, while the Rockers has only just arrived. The Cadets made it to the briefcases first, then the Rockers, then the Sisters. All three teams raced for the midpoint chill zone, where the Sisters took first place. That left the Cadets and the Rockers. And the ones eliminated were... The Cadets! The Rockers made it before them and moved on to the second challenge. The Police Cadets were dismayed but were happy that they at least got third place. The Sisters and Rockers both had come so far and it came down to finding the right combination for the lock. The Rockers found the combination first and ran off for the carpet of completion, with Kitty and Emma not close behind. It all came down to this, the Rockers or the Sisters. Both had faced many hardships throughout the race and both deserved it, but there could only be one winner and that was... The Rockers! Rock and Spud took home the grand one million dollars, victorious. The Sisters knew they played a clean game and had fun. Both teams knew this wouldn't be the end, and that there might be more to come soon... of the Ridonculous Race!
Elimination Order: LARPers, Tennis Rivals, Geniuses, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom and Daughter, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers, Father and Son, Haters, Reality TV Pros, Surfer Dudes, Best Friends, Ice Dancers, Goths, Police Cadets, Sisters, Rockers
I hope all of you enjoyed this what if! I had tons of fun writing it, and as always, if you have any what if ideas tell me in the reviews!