HEYO! WHO'S READY FOR SOME MORE CRACK?

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANYTHING I MAY REFERENCE!

Previosuly

"YAY! KUSHI-NEE'S COOKING!"

Luckily Obito had remembered enough to keep up his act, though he wondered what this offer was.

"Well then, lets go!"

After bidding the Hokage goodbye, Team Seven made their way to their sensei's house.

Now:

Kushina hummed as she set the table, glancing towards the clock.

"I wonder if Obito will say anything..."

There was another reason as to why she had called this dinner. That was to ask Obito if he was alright with Kushina and Minato adopting him. Yes, adopting. She had always had a soft spot for the Uchiha, and the recent reveal just made her heart go out to the boy. Minato felt about the same way, being Obito's sensei, and after seeing the treatment first hand, he agreed full-heartedly with Kushina.

"Kushina! I'm back with the team!"

Kushina smiled, hollering back in the direction of the door.

"Clean yourself's up! I know you guys just came back from training!"

After everyone had gotten seated around the table, Kushina's eyes strayed over to Obito. He wasn't acting too off, but she could notice some small details, like how he sat slightly tense, or, as she only started noticing, how he was cradling his arms a bit. As she looked around, watching how Kakashi and Rin, while perhaps not noticing the same details, were obviously worried about their teammate, and Minato, who had noticed, and was now making eye contact.

Obito's POV

Obito groaned silently. How long had it been since he had eaten Kushina's cooking? Well, Naruto had to be around...18? 20? So 20 years since he had eaten her cooking? Slowing down slightly, he mentally went through everything that had happened. He had already changed quite a few things, and he had to come up with a solution about his Mangekyo, Tobi/Madara personality, Madara himself, and Orochimaru. Obito frowned slightly. He hadn't seen any of the Sannin yet. He hadn't seen Anko either. Sighing, he refilled his bowl yet again and downed it.

"Obito-chan! How are you doing these days? I haven't seen you in ages!"

His eyes snapped open, looking at the Uzumaki.

"I'm great Kushi-nee! Kakashi is being a jerk as always!" He chirped back, ignoring the glare Kakashi sent to him.

'Wait...Kyuubi...I can ask Kyuubi for help!'

His eyes widened, thinking this through his head. It would be hard trying to meet with Kyuubi if Minato was here. Maybe later...

"Aw, don't say that 'bout little 'Kashi-chan!" Kushina laughed, ruffling his hair, also ignoring Kakashi's 'Don't call me that!'

Rin coughed slightly.

"Thank you for this amazing dinner, Kushina-san."

Kushina looked at her, then burst out into a grin.

"Nah, I just wanted to see Minato's team again. Also, call me Kushi-nee!"

Kakashi intervened, Rin sending him a grateful look.

"Kushina-san, I believe we will be heading home now. Thank you for this meal."

"Ah actually, Obito, could you stay back for a bit?"

Obito looked at Minato, freezing up.

"Huh? Um, sure, I guess...?"

Kushina smiled at him.

"Don't worry, you're not in trouble. We just want to chat for a bit."

Kakashi nodded, realising what they wanted to do, taking Rin's hand.

"Of course. We'll see you tomorrow then. Good night."

Rin followed, bowing slightly, then the two left.

Minato looked at his student, who was fidgeting nervously, glancing around.

"Why don't we go to the living room?"

Obito trailed behind the two adults, thinking wildly.

'What is this? This never happened in the original timeline. Is this because they know about my dad? Hope I didn't screw up the timeline too badly...'

"So uh, what did you guys what to uh talk about?"

He tried to put as much nervousness into his voice. Kushina smiled placating at him. Maybe he'd put too much into his voice?

"It's nothing much, Obito-kun. We just wanted to ask you a question."

'We'...Obito looked at Minato.

"'We'?"

Minato nodded.

"Obito-kun, what would you say if we asked to adopt you?"

Everything froze.

"Adopt?..." He whispered, blinking.

"Yes, adopt. I've already talked with the Uchiha. They said if you agreed, they would let it happen. Hokage-sama also approved."

Suddenly, the happiness he had felt faded away.

"The...Uchiha..."

They looked at him worryingly.

"Obito-kun?"

"The Uchiha said if I agreed, you guys would be able to adopt me? Really?" He laughed, taking the other two by surprise. "Of course they would let it happen! I'm a disappointment to the Clan! I don't even have my Sharingan yet! Even if you hadn't asked them, they would have happily let you adopt me."

Wait, no, what did he just say? This was only going to get him pity. He hated pity. Besides, he had the Mangekyo, hell he might even have the Rinnegan. But, looking at the slightly hurt but hopeful faces, he sighed, then grinned.

"Of course I'd be happy if you guys adopted me! When can I move in?!"

The two chuckled. Kushina ruffled his hair.

"Calm down, you can stay here tonight, and we'll tell Hokage-sama tomorrow, okay?"

"Got it Sensei!"

Later that night

As Obito lay on the bed, he wondered if he was doing the right thing. Getting up, he walked to the bathroom. Slowly opening his eyes, he stared. Blood red with black and purple stared back. He shook his head, blinking and dispelling his eyes. He'd probably have to deal with the whole Orochimaru thing tomorrow. Might as well start his Tobi/Madara mask. He thought back to his orange spiral mask, reminding him of a certain orange-loving person.

'Naruto...you saved me, so I will return the favour. I'll make sure you have the childhood you deserve this time!"

CUT

Hehe, sorry this chapter was a bit on the short side everyone. Think of it as a filler chapter.

Here's a question, do you guys think Obito should go back to his Madara/Tobi Personality? If yes, should he have his old chakra amount and powers, etc? Should he henge into his adult form? I already gave him Mangekyo and Rinnegan, and I'm just going to say that he won't go blind bc of the Rinnegan, and he's able to use the two because some of his old abilities came back with him.

THATS ALL FOLKS

btw HApPY HALLOweEN!