"Papa?" My little daughter Emily asks me as I start to put her down for bed. "Yes Sweetheart?"I ask her what her request is when I start to tuck her in. " I miss Daddy, can you tell me the story again?" " Sure, Pumpkin." I smile at her as I start to begin my tale. " this is the story on how I met your father..."
"Once Upon a Time there were 2 competing show choirs the New Directions and The Warblers. I was on the Warblers and Uncle Kurtizie was on the New Directions. I met his Ex boyfriend Blaine one day as he came to sell the Warblers tickets for his show that he was in. I think it was West Side Story. When he came in we were preforming "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel.
"Now your Daddy was very stupid and thought he was very cute- "Daddy!" My dear Emily scolds me. "How could you find anyone other than Daddy cute?" Ahhh bless the innocence of a little seven year old; the same innocence I never had when I was her age. It must come from her father, God I hope he makes it through. "Well..." I start off, "I hadn't met Daddy yet, and you know me, Papa had all the boys chasing after him. I wish I had met him first though, your father is something special. I mean we had you, that's got to count as magic, right?" I cuddle her, pressing light kisses to her temple as she giggles. Her fears of me liking someone other than her father melts in the instant warmth of my cuddles. "Where was I now?...ugggggaaaaOh! Blaine!" I exclaimed as I found my place, "I I introduced him back into the group. With some some sort of magic he caught onto the dance and blended in with the boys and I perfectly. After the song was over I offered to buy him a coffee.
"So I hear you're a legend at Dalton. Don't be modest! I was like 'I don't know who this 'Blaine' guy is, but apparently he's sex on a stick and sings like a dream. So sucks that I missed him. Alright since I'm working on recreating your meteoric ascent, I-I need to ask: Why did you leave Dalton? Were you bored with all the preppies around here? Or is it that you broke too many hearts to stay?" I started off asking him. I had so many questions for this boy in front of me; hey, he was there and I was buying the kid coffee. He then blushed at my forwardness like a little schoolboy (honestly very sexy, I might wanna give this boy a nibble or two). Blaine then cleared his throat and replied to me.
"Uh, it wasn't like that,' he said with a nervous chuckle. God, has this guy even been hit on before?! You'd think he's a blushing virgin. "Let's just say that I miss Dalton everyday, but McKinley's where my heart's now." He said with a small smile. I checked my watch and groaned, lacrosse. Fuck! "I have to go to lacrosse practice," I frowned, "but if we could meet again?" I pleaded with the puppy pour that always draws them all in. "I could use some more insights from you, Blaine. You know, Warbler to Warbler." I asked before I left.
I really wanted to see him again. Omg! West Side Story! I'll definitely see him then. Maybe I could get him to fuck me then; I mean nothing gets a performer going with their sexy "O" face like a standing O. Goood Sebastian, this is good.
The next time I saw the devilishly handsome exWarbler was at Lima's favorite coffee house, the Lima Bean. I bought us both coffees. " I can't believe you asked for a shot of Courvoisier in your coffee." Blaine looked at me with an astonished gaze. "I forgot how lame this town is; when I was in Paris I drank it like mother's milk." Oh did I love the alcoholic shot in my coffee! "When o-Kay, wow!" He blushed at me. "What?" I regained my signature smirk. "You're just so, you know, out there!" He said nervously. "And your whole bashful school boy thing? Super hot." I flirted with him. God he was so ripe for the fucking.
"Look Sebastian, I have a boyfriend." He said in defense. "Doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother you." "No I mean, I really care about him." "He doesn't need to know." "I'd just never want to mess my thing up with him in any way, he's really great.
Upon saying that, enter in le garçon de romantiqué that clearly had my exWarbler friend's dick in a chastity belt. This guy looked gay and I mean gay; very feminine. Really? This is his type?! He screamed virgin. He was tall, skinny, and very pale. His hair was short but styled in an up-do. He has blue eyes, but at the time they were almost green with rage upon seeing me. He was wearing a white button up shirt but with a poncho (really?!) over the top. He also carried his school bag over his left shoulder.
"Who's really great?" He said as he approached the table, eyeing me up. "You!" The hobbit beamed at the pale boy. Blaine now looking like a deer in headlights. "We were just talking about you! Sebastian this is Kurt, my boyfriend, who I was just," he patted Kurt's side as Kurt extended his hand for a not-so-friendly handshake, to which I shook. "Got it!" I cut off his mumbling and really took in Kurt's appearance. "Wow wow" he filled the awkward silence. "Pleasure, aaaannd how do we know Sebastian?" He turned to Blaine who just sat there speechless. Come on buddy, say something! God, do I have to save this? Fine, but you owe me Mr. Prince Charming. "We met at Dalton. Was dying to meet Blaine. Those Warbler's wouldn't shut up about him. Didn't think he would live up to the hype, but as it turns out..." "Yes, he's even more impressive in the flesh." He sat down, grabbing Blaine's arm in a protective lock as if to say step off bitch, he's mine.
"Hey what are you guys doing tomorrow night?" I inquired with my signature smirk. "Well... we're rehearsing for the school musical, and then at bedtime we do a rigorous skin-sloughing regimen over the phone together." "And as sexy as that sounds, what do you say we shake things up? I get you guys a couple of fake ID's and we head over to Scandals in West Lima." "Scandals? Uugh isn't that the gay bar?" "The last time I was there I met the man of my dreams on the dance floor." Ah yes Brad, he was amazing. He was so big I had to bottom for him. He was actually one of the best I've had for awhile. But alas it didn't last. "That's so sweet, and are you two still together?" He hopefully chimed in. "Sadly no, we broke up about 20 minutes after we met. Come on guys, live a little." I put on my most charming-est grin I could manage. "We'd love to Sebastian, but thank you for the offer. That's very nice of you, but t-that's just isn't our kind of thing." He said looking back at Kurt. "Let's do it." He said happily, looking back at Blaine with a cutesy smile. "What?" Blaine looked shook at his boyfriend's response. "Yeah I mean we have a whole bunch of firsts to start crossing off our lists." He said back to Blaine in a cutesy voice. Then with a sigh he looked back at me. "We're in." He said daringly. "Great." I smiled. "Great..." Blaine looked unhappy. I then got up to leave and said my goodbyes and left.
I got myself to the bar pretty early and sat up at the bar and ordered myself a beer. I watched for the lovely couple to get here . A guy did come over to chat with me but I waved him off as they walked in and I waved them over. "A beer for Blaine, and for Kurt a Shirley Temple with extra cherries. I heard you're the designated driver like all the time. Cheers boys to the glamorous life." We all cheered our glasses and started drinking. A good song came on the speakers and I invited Blaine to the dance floor as Kurt stayed at the bar. I was drunk and just having a good time with Blaine. I wonder how close I can get to him before Kurt comes in and wisps Blaine away from me? Apparently only a minute longer before Blaine gave Kurt some sexy eyes and Kurt made his way to the dance floor. He stole Blaine away with a glare to me. Before I knew it the night was over but I told them I'd catch the show.
I got to the school on time and took my seat in the nasty auditorium. I mean for a public high school it wasn't bad but it's still a public school. Their America number was actually amazing and well choreographed. Blaine's Tony was spot on and handsome as it should be. He's an awesome talented guy. He's also very hot and sexy, too. I just can't wait till I see him again.