one day, leia, wearing a pair of gucci pants and a supreme shirt, walked in on luke watching alien porn.
'o mai gawd luke, thats sooooo indecent!!!!!' leia shouted. leia grabbed out her holophone and took a pic of luke's computer.
'stop taking pics you dumb slut!' luke shouted, swatting Leia's phone.
'u want me to call teh fbi on u, u stupid fuck!' leia exclaimed
'no don't call teh fbi on meh, ill call teh fbi on you first!!'
then suddenly, darth vader walked into lukes bedroom, and said 'you two are fucking grounded. leia, go to your room, and luke, turn that smut off or ill fucking break your computer'
'yes, father' luke said sadly