A/N: Hey guys! Super long winded explanation for something that doesn't really need it:
So before I even started this fic, I was writing little joke texts in the LiS universe. The texting is one of my FAVORITE parts of the game because it shows a LOT of the characters' personality in a very casual way. So, I thought as a dumb little bonus, I'd upload a few of the ones I have written in the Ouroboros "universe" since I don't have a tumblr or anything to post them to. These don't necessarily have a specific slot in the 'timeline' of the story, though some of them WILL be turned into full chapters or given story context later (hint: the next chapter is the Halloween party!) It's also a fun way to give light insight into characters I might not focus on a whole lot in the upcoming chapters. If you guys like them, I have plenty more - maybe it could be a 'every ten or so chapters' kind of thing...oh, yeah, I have that many chapters planned out. :O
Hopefully you get a kick out of some of these! They're very fun to come up with. And don't worry - the next "real" chapter will be up sometime tomorrow!
Dana: MAX!
Dana: Halloween Party tomorrow! U and Chlo Chlo coming?
Max: She'd kill you for calling her that.
Max: And yes, we'll be there.
Dana: Yay!
Dana: And I'd like to see her try!
Dana: It starts at 7:30, don't be late. We can do the Monster Max!
Max: You're sooooo punny, Dana
Chloe: you ever just repeat a word over and over and it starts to sound like fucking gibberish
Max: Are you stoned?
Chloe: i really dont see what that has to do with anything
Chloe: just like. say nintendo
Chloe: nintendo
Chloe: nin ten doooooe
Max: It doesn't work over text you loser
Chloe: not with that attitude
Warren: Ayo, ready for movies tonight!?
Max: You know it!
Warren: Chloe coming?
Max: To her chagrin. Is BROOKE coming?
Max: ;)
Warren: Yeah! But she got kinda weird when I said you'd be there?
Max: I'm shocked.
Warren: Just treat me like a loser, maybe it'll make her feel superior.
Max: Oh, Warren. You ARE a loser! :D
Warren: Good start. Text in a bit.
Chloe: dude dinner at two whales?
Max: Maybe let's get food somewhere else for a change
Chloe: what?
Max: Like a different restaurant
Chloe: i don't understand
Max: Two Whales isn't the only place that produces food, Chloe
Chloe: WHAT. WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME.
Max: *sings* A whole neeeew world...
Justin: yo yo max the guys and i wanted to know if you wanted to take some shots at our sesh?
Max: Sounds awesome Justin! Sure. We can...shred?
Justin: sweeeeeeeeet
Justin: we're teaching kate how to skate
Justin: YO THAT RHYMED
Max: Omg be careful with her! Be there after class
Justin: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Max: Daniel wants to know if you'll model for him?
Chloe: how much he payin?
Max: Uhh...nothing?
Chloe: i can make hella cash modeling max. have you seen this bod?
Max: Every night in my dreams.
Chloe: ooooo naughty! yeah tell the nerd he can draw me but I wont take off anything below the waist
Max: Chloe!
Max: We need you to settle an argument.
Warren: I love u both equally
Max: Shush, and that better not even be true.
Max: Who would win in a fight? Romona Flowers or Lara Croft?
Warren: That matchup doesn't even make sense? Why would they be fighting?
Max: ANSWER
Warren: ...Samus?
Max: I...
Max: Hmm...
Max: You win this one, Graham!
Chloe: Bright Eyes is hipster music?
Max: Bright Eyes is like, part of the holy trinity of hipster music, babe.
Chloe: man whatever, i've liked him forever
Max: You mean before it was cool?
Chloe: dsijajfsleklew fuck u
Max: ;*
Dana: max this is trevor
Dana: we are getting ripped later. your more than welcome to join
Dana: bring the blue one
Max: I think I can squeeze that into my schedule!
Max: Wait, why are you using Dana's phone?
Dana: justin ran over mine with his board lol
Max: You two are out of control
Chloe: MAXMAX i have a joke for you
Chloe: how is my finger like a gun?
Max: Oh lord...
Chloe: both go BANG! lol get it sista?
Warren: I'm in this chat too...
Chloe: i know
Warren: Man, can you PLEASE help me with this assignment? I can't camera
Warren: I actually blinded myself with the flash
Warren: HOW DOES THIS
Max: Yes to all
Warren: K that's about where I'm at too
Chloe: dickyvicky says I say hella too much
Chloe: do I say hella too much?
Max: You are the middle porridge of saying hella
Chloe: helllllllllla!
Max: Do I say wowsers too much?
Chloe: hella
Max: Hm.
Max: Kaaaate where are yooou
Kate: Sry! My phone was on silent. I was out shopping with Chloe!
Max: wut.
Kate: We went to the bookstore and got tea!
Max: WUT.
Chloe: if someone, not naming any names, were to get you flowers what kind would you want?
Chloe: asking for a friend
Max: We have all the same friends.
Max: But I love daisies. And thank you. :)
Chloe: shut up and let me be romantic
Chloe: goddamn
Chloe: and no emoji!
Victoria: Hey hipster, do you want to study together for the exam? I'm sure you could probably use the help.
Max: HEY VICKY, MAX CANT COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HER MOUTH IS SOUTH
Max: GET WHAT IM SAYIN
Victoria: What. The fuck.
Max: Calm down Vic, we're just watching a movie. Yes I'm totally down for study partners!
Victoria: The gagging won't stop.
Max: What about aggrandizing?
Chloe: the fuck are you talking about
Max: The words sounding like gibberish thing...a grand eye sing
Chloe: a grand eye sing?
Chloe: A GRAND EYE SING
Chloe: lol WTF i cant do this right now
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Chloe: i keep saying it out loud and its freaking me out. IT MEANS SOMETHING.
Max: The truth is out there, babe.
Max: Dude I saw you and Brooke fighting, everything cool?
Warren: Yeah, we're fine! Just a debate.
Max: Debate!? She looked furious! What were you debating?
Warren: She's really adamant that the first generation of Pokemon is the only good one, I disagree.
Max: Omg
Max: You guys are such nerds.
Max: Why are all my friends nerds!?
Warren: You own a Sawsbuck plush.
Max: Oh. That's why.
Chloe: hey nerd, you left ur ipod here.
Chloe: bunch of lame hipster bands, no surprise
Chloe: Iron + Wine, Neutral Milk Hotel, Fleet Foxes...
Chloe: THE OFFICIAL SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SOUNDTRACK!?
Chloe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Max: Oh shut up.
Chloe: ARE YA READY KIDS!?
Max: SHUT UP
Frank: yo kid
Max: Hey Frank!
Frank: Thanks for babysittin Pompidou the other day.
Max: Are you kidding? I love my little Pom Pom!
Frank: Yeah don't say that anymore.
Max: Not to your face, anyway.
Chloe: HOLY SHIT MAX
Chloe: i am making fuckin bank today!
Chloe: we must celebrate by blowing ALL OF IT
Max: I don't think that's how it's supposed to work
Max: Not to be a buzzkill, but maybe you should save it?
Chloe: sorry i cant hear you over how rich i am
Max: SIGH. Fine, what are you going to buy?
Chloe: ...where do you stand on getting a tattoo?
Victoria: Group chat to all you bitches I smoked in Smash last night
Victoria: c;
Max: It was pretty impressive, I have to admit
Warren: I bow to ur skill.
Chloe: FUCK YOU BITCH. 1-V-1 ME. YOU JUST GOT LUCKY CHASE.
Max: Chloe!
Chloe: HOLD ME BACK
Chloe: max, warren just texted me.
Max: He did? Great...
Chloe: he said you get a nosebleed...
Chloe: are you ok?
Max: I'm fine, just...the usual
Chloe: i love you so so much
Chloe: please tell me when this stuff happens?
Max: Well, I guess I have no choice now that you have SPIES
Chloe: exactly! you cant hide from me.
Chloe: but seriously...keep me in the loop, please?
Max: I will. I'm sorry. Just didn't want to worry you.
Chloe: its okay. you are worth all of my worry.
Chloe: and i love you more than anything