A/N: Welcome back to another rousing edition of "texts from the Ouroboros universe!" Figured I'd upload some since we're almost ten chapters removed from the first edition. Remember, some of these will be addressed in future chapters! Thanks for reading y'all~
Mom: MAXINE CAULFIELD YOU ARE DATING CHLOE PRICE WHAT
Mom: :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Max: So I guess Pop told you, then. Yes, I am!
Mom: So romantic! It's like this romance novel I was just reading!
Max: About queer teenagers?
Mom: I have eclectic tastes.
Chloe: i said a hip hop sup hippie?
Max: The hippie? To the hip, hip hop, and you don't stop a rock it
Chloe: to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie
Max: To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
Max: NOW WHAT YOU HEAR IS NOT A TEST
Chloe: im rapping to the beat and me the...groove and...
Chloe: FUCK YOU WIN AGAIN
Max: Muahahaha! I will always win at Rapper's Delight Text Tag
Max: Victor?
Max: VICTOR
Victoria: STOP CALLING ME THAT
Max: Sorry, Victor. I'll stop, Victor.
Victoria: I fucking loathe that we are friends now.
Max: I love you too Victor!
Max: I really, really miss you.
Chloe: your right next to me
Chloe: you just slapped me in the face with your foot
Max: But it's the thought that counts though
Juliet: Hi, Max!
Juliet: I'm working on a new report and was wondering if you'd be willing to take some pics for it?
Max: That sounds awesome! I'm totally down to help you out.
Juliet: Great! I'll catch you in the hall or something later to discuss.
Max: Sounds like a plan!
Max: xomaxo
Max: If I were a Queen song, what would I be?
Chloe: definitely stormtrooper in stilettos no question
Max: Lol of course you'd pick a deep cut
Chloe: why what would i be?
Max: I dunno...
Max: Like a dubstep mashup of Fat Bottomed Girls and You're My Best Friend?
Chloe: that sounds fucking awful max
Chloe: im into it
Joyce: Max, did you get the lunch I packed for you?
Max: YES! Joyce, it was AMAZING. And you cut the crust off!
Joyce: I have the memory of an elephant, kiddo ;)
Max: Thank you so much! You are a rockstar!
Joyce: LOL love you too
Chloe: man you know what fuckin sucks
Max: What?
Chloe: when your just layin in bed tryin to sleep and its like
Chloe: goddamn do i wish i had some max ass to grab
Max: Huh. I don't have that problem.
Max: Grabbin it right now.
Chloe: this is how tantalus felt
Kate: lol Max you buttdialed me earlier!
Max: Oh no! Sorry about that.
Kate: That's okay! You and Chloe are quite loud kissers
Max: SORRY I LEFT THE STOVE ON BYE
Chloe: MAX
Chloe: YOU. ME. WINE. BOTH SHARKNADOS.
Max: Only you could make that sound amazing.
Chloe: BUT ITS GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT
Max: Okay!
Chloe: YOU CANT TALK ME OUT OF IT
Max: I DIDNT SAY NO
Chloe: sorry i just assumed youd protest and had too much fight in me to let it go to waste
Max: Waste not, want not, I guess!
Taylor: Maaaaaax im bored
Taylor: this class sucks massive balls
Max: How massive we talkin' here?
Taylor: Dude
Taylor: huge. like enough to feed a village for months
Max: Oh god, why is that your go to unit of measurement?
Taylor: I dont know and I'm pretty upset about it tbh
Max: Sorry to hear that. FYI, teach can see you text. Abort mission!
Chloe: I REALLY MISS YOU
Chloe: WHATS WRONG CANT TEXT BACK WHILE IM SITTING ON YOUR HEAD
Chloe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chloe: you know, actually...
Dana: Maxy-smaxy
Max: What kind of nickname is that?
Dana: IDK I was just winging it lol
Dana: At any rate, me and the boys are hanging tonight
Dana: Feel free to drop by! Bring Chlo-ala Bear
Dana: Sry I'm already baked
Max: I can tell, save some please
Chloe: allllmost done work! want any noms?
Max: Pamcakes and Arcadia Bay-con!
Chloe: lol k
Chloe: ill grab that and head over. love you boo
Max: DID YOU JUST CALL ME BOO
Chloe: fuck
Chloe: what
Chloe: no
Chloe: fuckkkk
Chloe: HOW DO UNSEND
Max: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WARREN!~!~!
Warren: Ahhh thank you! (^_^)
Max: Chloe says she wants to take you to a strip club
Warren: As absolutely terrifying as that sounds, I can't, I'm only 17
Max: OHMIGOSH I KEEP FORGETTING YOURE A BABY
Warren: Well that's emasculating
Max: It's adorable is what it is
Chloe: david just let me drink a beer with him
Chloe: like straight out of a fuckin family sitcom
Chloe: "pop a squat champ and lets talk about the big game"
Max: Ha! That's good though! You guys are bonding
Chloe: gives me indigestion
Max: Oh stop, you know you love it.
Chloe: he drinks shitty beer though
Max: You try so hard to find the negatives
Chloe: siiiigh i know
Chloe: and it was pretty okay beer
Max: Kate! Wanna grab a cup 'o tea later?
Kate: Sure! Is Chloe coming?
Max: Nah, she's working.
Kate: Boo that is hella not why I prefer.
Max: That was a good try, Kate.
Max: Well, that's true. Anyway, gotta get to class. Love you BOO.
Chloe: i just get this really evil, dry heave sensation when we say that?
Max: Hmm
Max: I think that's love
Courtney: Hiya Max!
Max: Hey! What's up Courtney?
Courtney: So, I was just wondering...do you know how serious Warren and Brooke are?
Max: Red light. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200
Courtney: Damn :( okay, but I'll be keeping an eye on them!
Chloe: i know you said i should be writing more so i wrote you a poem
Max: Really?
Chloe: yeah dude. check it.
Chloe: roses are red, my dumb head is blue
Chloe: from the bottom of my heart
Chloe: i wanna bang you
Max: Easy there, Dickinson
Dad: Aunt Mildred said your cousin Oscar told her you got your nose pierced?
Max: How does cousin Oscar know anything when he lives in a trash can?!
Dad: Ha! He gets Facebook in there. Send pics, I bet it looks cute.
Max: Man, I don't know what I'd have to do if I actually wanted to rebel against you guys
Dad: Well I sure as hell didn't raise no Decepticon sympathizer
Max: My friend Warren would love you
Chloe: hey cutiepie, whatcha wearin?
Max: Hoodie, shirt, jeans
Chloe: i can work with that
Max: Bra, shoes, underwear, socks, your necklace
Chloe: you suck at this game
Max: Got a bracelet on too. Oh, my back molar has a filling if that counts
Chloe: i want to squeeze your cheeks
Justin: max attackkkk, whats good?
Max: It's ALL good, Justin
Justin: see man this is why i keep you on tap
Justin: nothin but the good vibes
Max: That's what I'm here for!
Justin: here for what?
Max: For good vibes!
Justin: nah but thats cool
Max: Wtf? On a scale of 1-10, how high are you?
Justin: the answers -9
Max: Remember that time when we were younger where you bounced so high on the trampoline you farted when you landed?
Chloe: no
Max: I do! Oh man, that was so funny. It was like a whoopie cushion fart too.
Max: FRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBTTTTT
Chloe: remember the time you peed your pants because that spider jumped on you
Max: Sorry homework g2g
Chloe: I DO YA LITTLE SKANK
Max: Chloe found a Gamecube at a yard sale for $20
Warren: Woah, that's awesome!
Max: Uh huh. But now she wants to plant a garden?
Warren: Pikmin?
Warren: She knows those are fictitious aliens right?
Max: She was REALLY high when she went outside.
Max: Prrrrrobably a Hufflepuff?
Chloe: wtf? no im definitely slytherin dude
Max: But I just picture a badger with your beanie on and it looks just like you
Chloe: …
Chloe: man whatever i hate this game anyway
Kate: Max, is that you playing guitar?
Max: Oh god, I'm so sorry! I thought I was being quiet.
Kate: No no it sounds lovely! We should play together sometime!
Max: I'd love too but I'm really self conscious about my playing
Kate: Well I think it sounds great. And the offer is always on the table!
Chloe: riddle me this maximus
Max: I love riddles! Okay, go
Chloe: why the fuck didnt this bitchass tip me
Max: This isn't a good riddle
Chloe: well im sure as fuck not the sphinx
Max: I LOVE YOUUUUUUU!
Dana: LOVE YOU TOO MAXINE
Victoria: Love you too, bitch
Warren: Aw shucks, love you too!
Kate: Luv U Max :)
Chloe: hahahahahahaha love you too baby
Max: I just woke up, super groggy, did not realize this was group chat :X
Chloe: no emojis kate
Max: Warren says me and him are going to get you into WoW
Chloe: okay ill shoot a wizardman idgaf
Max: That's really all the coercion it takes?
Chloe: yea man i wanna be a dragon
Max: Well, you can't be a dragon really
Chloe: gonna. be. a. dragon.
Victoria: Maz I'm hingry, wanna get foof?
Max: You're getting better at texting with the cast!
Victoria: lol I know! I refusr to do it lert handed
Max: Right, lert handed people are just the worst.
Victoria: Smwrtass
Chloe: hey baby
Chloe: i know your prolly asleep
Chloe: just had another time dream, i think
Chloe: just want to tell you again that you are the best thing thats ever happened to me
Chloe: dont know how i got so lucky but
Chloe: i love you, max, more than i could ever explain
Chloe: :*
Chloe: yes emoji